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Age: 87
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Consoles Owned: xbox, computer, your mom
Video Games Played: AC,halo, metro 2033, your moms vagina 4: return to the banging your mom
Interests: your momma jokes, talking about your mom, banging your mom, jump rope... with your mom
Date Signed Up:9/08/2012
Last Login:6/02/2014
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#20 - judging by all the comments what ever happened to giving y…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/30/2014 on Heh +1
#23 - xcoreyx (01/30/2014) [-]
Is this really why kids are so weirdly and ridiculously secretive about their middle names? Because their parents went crazy and gave them some stupid-ass name?
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#25 - exhaustedheadcase (01/30/2014) [-]
yes, at least in my experience.
not that i have a crazy middle name or anything
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#26 - Zydratejunkie (01/30/2014) [-]
Meh, I got two middle names, a normal though rather old fashioned one (Pamela), and an absolutely insane one that I loved far far more after the Harry Potter series came out (Bellatrix). Fuck yeah for astronomy geek parents.
#282 - ill say this while logged in i aint scared who the **** c…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/30/2014 on FUCK YOU GUYS +7
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#285 - hongkong (01/30/2014) [-]
#298 - i try not to be judgemental and just accept people for who the… 01/30/2014 on Cringe Compilation Part 2 0
#86 - its cool plus one thumb for freaking me out and thinking m…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/30/2014 on Childhood Gone +1
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#87 - frenulum (01/30/2014) [-]
That made me laugh for the first time today.
good job
#81 - pink ranger was never a dude the yellow ranger was  [+] (3 new replies) 01/30/2014 on Childhood Gone 0
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#84 - frenulum (01/30/2014) [-]
Oh yeah.. Shit I knew one of them was in a not really manly color and was a dude.
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#86 - exhaustedheadcase (01/30/2014) [-]
its cool
plus one thumb for freaking me out and thinking my first crush had a penis for a second
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#87 - frenulum (01/30/2014) [-]
That made me laugh for the first time today.
good job
#79 - more like childhood confirmed he totally stole her from th… 01/30/2014 on Childhood Gone 0
#78 - their health bars are depleting in the wrong direction its…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/29/2014 on Not very effective... +4
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#89 - sunzet (01/29/2014) [-]
If you look closely, the red bar thing spells out "HP"
i also lost my shit at first
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#79 - itemexchange (01/29/2014) [-]
there not depleted some games had like a bronze like thing at the start for design
#14 - yeah clearly the one one the right is inferior hes instan… 01/29/2014 on clever pup! +1
#56 - the deers instincts actually take over and it literally paraly… 01/29/2014 on Deer Lord 0
#178 - and my friend just walked in on me covering one of my ears tal… 01/29/2014 on Human body facts 0