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#115 - so bad parenting is genetic 02/05/2014 on Team four star +14
#30 - why does fake wolverine have nipples on his shirt hi…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/05/2014 on Meanwhile at Comic con +3
#32 - lolollo (02/05/2014) [-]
You know why...
#47 - i thought goivannis persian was a shiny  [+] (1 new reply) 01/31/2014 on The very first shiny 0
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#56 - KillerBunny (01/31/2014) [-]
There was a rumour saying that, but there's no real way to confirm it because a shiny Persian looks incredibly similar in colour to a regular one. It definitely has the appearance of a shiny Persian though based on the ears being pink.

The one thing that makes me doubt this though is that Giovanni's Persian first appeared in episode 15, which premiered in Japan July 8th, 1997. Shiny Pokemon weren't introduced until Pokemon Gold and Silver which came out over 2 years after that episode. So, it's very possible that it was just a designer not paying close enough attention and changing the colour of ears to pink because it looks better that way. But I can't confirm 100% that it wasn't an intentional choice.
#11 - oh yeah no nevermind then your screwed  [+] (1 new reply) 01/31/2014 on It's time to buy textbooks 0
#12 - aaauuuggghhh (01/31/2014) [-]
This is why I have such twisted dreams.
#8 - dude look online. you can find used but good copies for alot c…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/31/2014 on It's time to buy textbooks 0
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#10 - aaauuuggghhh (01/31/2014) [-]
It's a math textbook. That we do specific problems out of.
I'm afraid it's less of a scam and more of a robbery.
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#11 - exhaustedheadcase (01/31/2014) [-]
oh yeah no nevermind then your screwed
#12 - aaauuuggghhh (01/31/2014) [-]
This is why I have such twisted dreams.
#53 - im on it 01/31/2014 on So curious!! 0
#17 - ecstasy the new fragrance by Ralph ******** 01/31/2014 on Useless Facts You Didn't... 0
#25 - i assuming this is how they have to change lightbulbs … 01/31/2014 on Leaning tower of asians 0
#31 - in the original story it was not a curse but a prophecy about …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/31/2014 on What was supposed to happen +3
#44 - xxitzchubbsxx (01/31/2014) [-]
what is flax though?
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#49 - captnnorway (01/31/2014) [-]
It's a plant
#29 - i thought it was crows that told on the stepsisters and pecked… 01/31/2014 on What was supposed to happen 0