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#134 - welp, come on agro looks like we have work to do 03/11/2014 on Jessica Hyde III +1
#180 - guy must have lightly bumped into a policemen in gta5 03/05/2014 on Much protection +2
#52 - this is never a good idea, this always happens 03/01/2014 on volcano racing +1
#24 - Comment deleted 03/01/2014 on it's delicious 0
#40 - trying to get anywhere in gta 5 02/22/2014 on giving a fuck is not in my... +4
#27 - tfw you learn this movie is based off a1922 movie of the same name 02/22/2014 on Great movie 0
#126 - brilliant new marketing campaign, 1. get semi famous 2… 02/19/2014 on Share for cancer kids -4
#28 - fixed how our dogs see us  [+] (1 new reply) 02/19/2014 on How our pets see us +2
#34 - anon (02/19/2014) [-]
That is how dogs see us? (looking at themselves?)
#68 - it pisses me off for some reason that stan isnt ironman in thi…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/19/2014 on South Park 0
#78 - jubajubejiblets (02/19/2014) [-]
Its better to have kenny as iron man just so his voice can be muffled.
#73 - is it? i remember it being pretty boss as a kid  [+] (1 new reply) 02/08/2014 on Beedrill, I choose you 0
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#75 - fukkentyranitar (02/08/2014) [-]
Only for the first two gyms and 1st and 2nd gen. Thats all its there for, some power to get you past that bitch Misty.
#35 - mfw i read the jar jar one i mean i know lucas has gone cr… 02/07/2014 on Star Wars Facts +13
#24 - who keeps locking all the doors, he must have gone around the …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/06/2014 on dats racist +35
#26 - smbiosis (02/06/2014) [-]
If you saw a nigger in the neighborhood, you'd lock your doors too. I bet Michelle was pretty scared.
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#79 - JuliusC (02/06/2014) [-]
ok i thumbed you up 1 because i thought it was funny
#208 - that does pose a more difficult question 02/06/2014 on Tattoo ? 0
#24 - this is when your childhood training comes in handy 02/06/2014 on Doorbells +6
#159 - that would be nice. i just think most ceos are too greedy to e…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/06/2014 on Surviving on minimum wage 0
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#161 - saltyfries (02/06/2014) [-]
not to mention that a lot of business owners and wall street people have similar brain make up as serial killers or schizophrenics, not justifying or excusing their greed, but possibly a reason why they're greedy.
#181 - sat here for two minutes trying to figure out why parenting de…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/06/2014 on Cringe Compilation Part 13 +4
#212 - andrewld (02/06/2014) [-]
it took me until i read this comment to realize what it said
#151 - my only problem is people screaming to raise miminum wage …  [+] (7 new replies) 02/06/2014 on Surviving on minimum wage +1
#158 - saltyfries (02/06/2014) [-]
while you are right there is one thing business owners can do, this is just wishful thinking though so don't take me or this idea seriously, business owners can maybe, take home less money? What I'm saying is that they should follow the Cosco method, the CEO of Cosco takes home the minimum a CEO makes, $500k, even though his company makes billions of $, what does he do with the profits? He puts it straight back to the company, allowing even the lowest level workers to earn about $15 an hour without raising his prices. What I'm saying is, I wish owners could realize that they're still making lots of money at $500k and should put their profits into their company and not into themselves.
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#167 - apurpleliger (02/06/2014) [-]
Most people who have made it to the top have worked hard to get there and have earned the money that they are receiving. They shouldn't have to cut their own paycheck to make up for the profits the government is forcing them to lose.
#170 - saltyfries (02/06/2014) [-]
I'm not saying the government should force business owners to take home less money, this just a personal decision that I think more business owners should do. If I for example owned a company that's worth say $60 billion, I would do everything in my power to put that money to use into my company, rather than to myself, maybe that's just me but some companies keep cutting jobs, programs, and make other sacrifices such as no AC or Heating until a certain month or date, despite them still making millions of dollars. This is why Costco is such a good model, the CEO makes minimum for a CEO, and his company is not only continuing to expand and be successful, he's never had to cut corners in order to do it. He may have worked hard too yes, but he obviously remembers how to do it and continue to work hard in order to stay successful or become more, some companies forget that. Take Wal-Mart for example, they may take in people who are disabled for employment (among able bodied) but they pay minimum wage despite making billions. Every member of the Walton family is worth billions of $, do they think for one second to put some of that money into their company to make it better, like pay raises, programs, or better equipment and tech? Maybe, but in some stores I fail to see that, some stores still look like their in the 80's or 90's. This paragraph btw also goes for anon underneath.

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#188 - apurpleliger (02/06/2014) [-]
The reason Walmart pays minimum wage while Costco pays roughly double that is because Walmart employs a far greater amount of people, on both a national scale and on a store-store basis. Walmart employs approximately 318 employees per store, whereas Costco employs approximately 239 employees per store. So the higher wages that Costco provides for their entry-level employees comes from the lower number of employees they have to pay. Walmart is spending a much greater amount of its revenue on its employees, but each individual employee is making less per hour because of how many employees there are.

Basically it comes down to the fact that Costco pays their employees better, but Walmart pays more employees. Walmart provides roughly 80 more people per store with a means to keep themselves fed. Additionally, "entry-level" employees at Costco are a lot higher up on the ladder than entry-level Walmart employees when it comes to the skill and training required for the job.

Personally I'd rather have more people working for me and making enough to eat than have less people working for me but making enough to eat well, assuming similar budgets for entry-level employees either way.

Got this info from here: www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-08-27/why-walmart-will-never-pay-like-costco.html

Furthermore, the CEO isn't the only one who is affected by the choice to increase wages. In public companies, the shareholders are also affected if the company decides to decrease its profits in order to increase its employees' wages. Because of this, even if the CEO wants to help out, the company's board of trustees usually won't let it because of the way it will affect the company's investors.
#165 - anon (02/06/2014) [-]
So what you're saying is that people should start a business for other people, and not to put money in their own pockets? Seeing as how every single business owner I have ever heard of started their company so they can make a living. Of course they may want to grow their company so they put money back into it and that helps others by giving them jobs. But the fact is they are still doing it to make money for themselves and not for others.
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#159 - exhaustedheadcase (02/06/2014) [-]
that would be nice. i just think most ceos are too greedy to ever even consider this.
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#161 - saltyfries (02/06/2014) [-]
not to mention that a lot of business owners and wall street people have similar brain make up as serial killers or schizophrenics, not justifying or excusing their greed, but possibly a reason why they're greedy.
#23 - sometimes i think its good i dont have powers. i would probabl… 02/05/2014 on This nigga +1
#61 - have a tattoo of them battling, maybe gengar launching at char…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/05/2014 on Tattoo ? +4
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#207 - makejuicebro (02/06/2014) [-]
Idk its hard to explain but i dont so much like having characters as tattoo but more so symbols if that makes sense but i dont know how id do that with charizard or gengar unless i got their pc sprites maybe
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#208 - exhaustedheadcase (02/06/2014) [-]
that does pose a more difficult question
#243 - i crine every tiem 02/05/2014 on Cringe Compilation Part 12 0
#115 - so bad parenting is genetic 02/05/2014 on Team four star +14
#30 - why does fake wolverine have nipples on his shirt hi…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/05/2014 on Meanwhile at Comic con +3
#32 - lolollo (02/05/2014) [-]
You know why...
#47 - i thought goivannis persian was a shiny  [+] (1 new reply) 01/31/2014 on The very first shiny 0
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#56 - KillerBunny (01/31/2014) [-]
There was a rumour saying that, but there's no real way to confirm it because a shiny Persian looks incredibly similar in colour to a regular one. It definitely has the appearance of a shiny Persian though based on the ears being pink.

The one thing that makes me doubt this though is that Giovanni's Persian first appeared in episode 15, which premiered in Japan July 8th, 1997. Shiny Pokemon weren't introduced until Pokemon Gold and Silver which came out over 2 years after that episode. So, it's very possible that it was just a designer not paying close enough attention and changing the colour of ears to pink because it looks better that way. But I can't confirm 100% that it wasn't an intentional choice.
#11 - oh yeah no nevermind then your screwed  [+] (1 new reply) 01/31/2014 on It's time to buy textbooks 0
#12 - aaauuuggghhh (01/31/2014) [-]
This is why I have such twisted dreams.
#8 - dude look online. you can find used but good copies for alot c…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/31/2014 on It's time to buy textbooks 0
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#10 - aaauuuggghhh (01/31/2014) [-]
It's a math textbook. That we do specific problems out of.
I'm afraid it's less of a scam and more of a robbery.
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#11 - exhaustedheadcase (01/31/2014) [-]
oh yeah no nevermind then your screwed
#12 - aaauuuggghhh (01/31/2014) [-]
This is why I have such twisted dreams.
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