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Adding Ghost Peppers to my list of things that I never want to do again.comment
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Gender: male
Age: 24
Facebook Profile: https://www.facebook.com/Nikolauswijngard
Steam Profile: Exarzero
Consoles Owned: PC
Video Games Played: All of them
Date Signed Up:3/12/2012
Last Login:7/29/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#7085
Comment Ranking:#3341
Highest Content Rank:#939
Highest Comment Rank:#1819
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Comment Thumbs: 6399 total,  7812 ,  1413
Content Level Progress: 4% (4/100)
Level 189 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 190 Content: Anon Annihilator
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Level 255 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 256 Comments: Contaminated Win
Content Views:407714
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Total Comments Made:3951
FJ Points:14482
Not much to say. I surf here almost everyday. I enjoy the crowd. (Mostly) Posted a few things before. Maybe do it again? idk. Anywyas, thanks for reading this terrible description of me.

latest user's comments

#41 - Me too. Where at?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/18/2015 on Captain Jack 0
User avatar #43 - thefifthdoctor (01/18/2015) [-]
Ottawa Comic Con
User avatar #44 - exarzero (01/18/2015) [-]
Very cool. Comicpalooza Houston. Picture with him was expensive, but worth it!
#40 - I met John at Comicpalooza in Houston. He grabbed my ass. … 01/18/2015 on Captain Jack 0
#118 - I am German, but born U.S. This **** is better…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/17/2015 on Imaginary Monsters +6
#139 - mrpotatofudge (01/17/2015) [-]
wasnt there some shit in Polar Express about if u no belive in santa u no hear teh bells

so the boy doesnt believe in german santa so the bells and shit is silent

so if u gud boy who believe you can run yo little wyt ass outa der before that mofugga stuffs u
#64 - That elevator one. HORY **** . 01/17/2015 on Pranked pt 2 0
#76 - Yeah that's basically how I dealt with seeing a family burn af… 01/17/2015 on Read the description before... 0
#28 - Krampus is a magical deathly German Christmas demon thing, and…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/17/2015 on Imaginary Monsters +20
User avatar #54 - scorcho (01/17/2015) [-]
you don't know the fear. I grew up in germany and they told me, that krampus would put me in his bag and throw me in a river if i was bad.
User avatar #118 - exarzero (01/17/2015) [-]
I am German, but born U.S.

This shit is better than Satan. We need more Krampus.
#139 - mrpotatofudge (01/17/2015) [-]
wasnt there some shit in Polar Express about if u no belive in santa u no hear teh bells

so the boy doesnt believe in german santa so the bells and shit is silent

so if u gud boy who believe you can run yo little wyt ass outa der before that mofugga stuffs u
#24 - Comment deleted 01/17/2015 on Grad skool 0
#67 - If you can... don't. But usually it's not a choice. 01/17/2015 on Read the description before... +1
#65 - Saw an entire family burn to death when I drove out of the hos… 01/17/2015 on Read the description before... +1
#11 - I guess he is better at being equal with himself. . . Maybe? I… 01/17/2015 on a better feminist 0
#55 - I think everyone is normal though. Basically what I meant by i… 01/17/2015 on It's the truth +1
#84 - I actually watched it start to finish. It was actually... inte… 01/17/2015 on This proves that men rape... +1
#35 - Normal. It means ******* normal. Which apparen…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/17/2015 on It's the truth +9
User avatar #49 - foromil (01/17/2015) [-]
Except 'normal' isn't exactly the right mentality to put it. If we say that any one "beautiful snowflake" sexual orientation or gender identity is "normal," then we are classifying every other category as "other," which a lot of people would see as "lesser."
I don't care for the distribution of labels any more than you, but at the same time, the creation of this one isn't unwarranted. Anyone who says that cis people are lesser or evil are just as bad as Hitler or the KKK. Everyone just needs to fuck off and respect each other's right to be happy with who they are.
User avatar #55 - exarzero (01/17/2015) [-]
I think everyone is normal though. Basically what I meant by it meaning normal.

I agree with you. I think we both agree on this. Miss-Communication. Certainly.

#46 - Oh god, The Flowers of Evil "anime". Japanese Emos.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/17/2015 on This proves that men rape... 0
User avatar #62 - succubus (01/17/2015) [-]
Just so you know, I'm not about to go off and find that.

Jus' Sayin'
User avatar #84 - exarzero (01/17/2015) [-]
I actually watched it start to finish. It was actually... interesting. In a weird way. It was filmed live and put under strange colors, and called an anime. But, idk.
#73 - More of these please. 01/17/2015 on Faith in Humanity 5 0
#111 - Thank you, I enjoyed these. Now, if only the NK would… 01/16/2015 on North Korea - The Awful... 0
#172 - This escalated quickly. 01/15/2015 on Probably a splinter +1
#148 - Just a heads up. That site is rough. Like... damn it will …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/15/2015 on Probably a splinter 0
User avatar #171 - shamrooney (01/15/2015) [-]
maybe if you are a little bitch
User avatar #172 - exarzero (01/15/2015) [-]
This escalated quickly.
#74 - Sorry brother. Please take care. 01/14/2015 on In Memory of a Glorious... +6
#25 - Comment deleted 01/14/2015 on Too heavy 0
#166 - More faith ones. The cringe ones are overwhelming right now. … 01/14/2015 on Faith in Humanity Comp 2 +1
#241 - Nah. 01/13/2015 on Cringe Comp 7 : GIFs +1
#57 - I may be biased. I worked for a few... then again I only know … 01/13/2015 on Average Faces of Women... 0
#88 - I suppose everyone is different. People sometimes co… 01/13/2015 on Cringe Comp 7 : GIFs 0
#33 - South Africa has a huge amount of white people. I hav…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/12/2015 on Average Faces of Women... 0
#40 - drewjitsu (01/13/2015) [-]
The only south african i know is a good guy.
User avatar #57 - exarzero (01/13/2015) [-]
I may be biased. I worked for a few... then again I only know ones with a lot of money.


What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#77 - schindewolforch (06/09/2015) [-]
why did I get a notification that you uploaded (I don't remmeber who you are)
User avatar #78 to #77 - exarzero (06/09/2015) [-]
Ahh, I took a short break. I suppose it has been some time then!
#79 to #78 - schindewolforch (06/09/2015) [-]
what did you do that was so amazing that I subbed?
#80 to #79 - exarzero (06/09/2015) [-]
A valid question. I posted some things in **** ...

hmm... I did the crazy mom comic for a bit as well.

I live in Houston? lol
#81 to #80 - schindewolforch (06/09/2015) [-]
I live in houston. What part? I live in the suburbs actually. Cypress. wbu?
#82 to #81 - exarzero (06/09/2015) [-]
Laporte. I know how you feel. lol Small world.
#83 to #82 - schindewolforch (06/09/2015) [-]
I heaven't hear dof laporte.....is that normal?
#84 to #83 - exarzero (06/09/2015) [-]
Ehhhhhh... nah. It's next to Baytown/Pasadena/Clearlake.

It's the entrance to the port of Houston. It's getting bigger though.
#85 to #84 - schindewolforch (06/09/2015) [-]
Oh I see it now.

nice copy cat picture
#86 to #85 - exarzero (06/09/2015) [-]
I try my best lol

Yeah it's nothing special. I tend to leave here if I want to do anything worth while. How about there?
User avatar #71 - touches (04/07/2015) [-]
User avatar #72 to #71 - exarzero (04/07/2015) [-]
Thank you, hero sir.
#73 to #72 - touches (04/07/2015) [-]
no probelm, just doing my job
User avatar #74 to #73 - exarzero (04/07/2015) [-]
I salute you!
#75 to #74 - touches (04/07/2015) [-]
with great power comes great responsibility
User avatar #69 - soundofwinter (06/27/2014) [-]
**** you
#70 to #69 - exarzero (06/27/2014) [-]
You glorious ******* bastard, I love you. I feel blessed FJ style.
#67 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #68 to #67 - exarzero (06/22/2014) [-]
You beautiful man.
User avatar #64 - exarzero (07/24/2013) [-]
Did a branch switch to the Air Force, but all the same, thanks.
User avatar #65 to #64 - jnovuse (03/28/2014) [-]
Thank you for your service! I appreciate you protecting my, my family, and friends freedom.
User avatar #66 to #65 - exarzero (03/28/2014) [-]
Thank you for showing thanks! Most certainly, with my life if need be.
#62 - draftz (02/20/2013) [-]
Just saw the latest of your posts!

Please keep them coming good sir!
User avatar #63 to #62 - exarzero (02/21/2013) [-]
Thanks! I'll try! lol
#60 - sonicserver (10/10/2012) [-]
dunno if you saw this. totally reminded me of your mom
User avatar #61 to #60 - exarzero (10/10/2012) [-]
LOL. I posted that on my facebook wall.

Luckly enough when this happened to me, I called 911, and my dad took care of things. My mom at least went with it then understanding the imminent danger of death. I was very lucky.
User avatar #58 - findtheanswer (10/01/2012) [-]
You sir, are awesome.
User avatar #56 - peskypete (09/25/2012) [-]
Saw some crazy jesus nut preaching that the end of the world was coming. Reminded me of your mental ******* mother.
User avatar #57 to #56 - exarzero (09/25/2012) [-]
Bahaha! Glad hers is aliens at least. Keeps it entertaining while I slowly die on the inside. lol
User avatar #55 to #54 - exarzero (09/24/2012) [-]
That is... freaking cute.
#42 - hellbomber (09/22/2012) [-]
You poor bastard.
You poor bastard.
User avatar #44 to #42 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
haha! Could be far, far worse... eventually my content will post of this.
User avatar #29 - sonicserver (09/22/2012) [-]
you know i feels ya bro.

it's gonna be sooooooo satisfying the day that she's too decrepit to care for herself and you get to put her in whatever nursing home you want. my mom is headed down the same road.

you sleep in the bed you make, and maybe Bashar will visit her when she's alone in this world.

good luck broseph stalin, from one survivor of a crazy ass mom to another
User avatar #32 to #29 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
I think what I will do, is take care of her.

After she loses her **** , and has no one else, she will see what a good son I really am.
User avatar #33 to #32 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
And if not... then she is on her own. I would rather raise a new generation of my blood. I would rather not have my legacy ever tainted by her.
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#23 - zenkon (09/22/2012) [-]
inb4: my english suck

I invite you to be friends!, You don't know me and I don't know you, but I feel that those comics/stories are a way to you to relief and I know the users of this site could be a big assholes but some of us are good people, so if you need something you have this big family and I want more stories : )

By the way, I don't know if you are old enough but if you can move out, do it and do it fast!...

any way a funny picture for you!
User avatar #24 to #23 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
I welcome more friends like you! Where are you from? :D
#25 to #24 - zenkon (09/22/2012) [-]
I'm from mexico
#19 - anon (09/22/2012) [-]
My mom is mentally disabled and I grew up without a dad, I was an accident you see, so he left us and my mom got some brain damage recently and in turn became mentally disabled, me and my brother take care of her. But still your life seems like so much more **** because of that ******* of your mother. Keep strong buddy one day you will never have to deal with her **** again
User avatar #22 to #19 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
My friend, we just have different versions of bad **** . My aunt was mentally disabled and I had to help take care of her until he day she passed away. It was very, very hard to do this.
Your father leaving you is sad beyond reason as well, and I think my mother only stayed because she has already tested the streets once.
User avatar #17 - guywithguitar (09/21/2012) [-]
You poor bastard.
User avatar #20 to #17 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
But I am going to make a good dad. :)
User avatar #26 to #20 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
You better. Or I'll kill someone.
User avatar #30 to #26 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
haha, if anything I learned what a good parent is, and how important they are.
User avatar #34 to #30 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
That's good, I can't wait to be a dad.
User avatar #35 to #34 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
One of the finest things I think I can do, is raise a son or daughter. Teach them what I have learned, and let them take my place in the world.
User avatar #36 to #35 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
That's what I've been wanting to do aswell.
User avatar #37 to #36 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
If only more saw it as this simple.
User avatar #38 to #37 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Oh well, at least we do.
User avatar #41 to #38 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
More power to me and you then I say.
User avatar #43 to #41 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Agreed. I've actually never even really come close to having a girlfriend, but I think about this stuff all the time.
User avatar #45 to #43 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
Watch the move:

Kate and leopold, and Hitch.

Use the good parts from that, and the former movie is better.

After that, be completely honest with the girl and yourself.

If that failed, repeat! Worked for me. ^_^
User avatar #46 to #45 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Thanks man, I'll have to check that out, seems like a really good movie.
User avatar #47 to #46 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
It is for a romantic at heart, so prepare for a lot of that chick flick mode stuff... the main characters are Wolverine and his brother though, so that makes up for it. ^_^
User avatar #48 to #47 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Wait, wat. No, I'm just kidding, that sounds pretty good. I try to be honest with girls, but I'm really shy and a little misogynistic, so I make presumptions about people, which I should not do.
User avatar #49 to #48 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
We share that problem about people. Hard thing to break from. Really hard in fact.
User avatar #50 to #49 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Extremely, once you have your views on people, or just one person in general, you stick with those views. I ******* hate it.
User avatar #51 to #50 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
I learned to force myself to deal with people I used to judge. Over time it got easier to to deal with. My problem was judging others. I am better after a few lessons in life...

I am going to get some rest now, but look forward to continue this again.
User avatar #52 to #51 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
As do I, new friend, have a nice night.
User avatar #53 to #52 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
You as well. ^_^
User avatar #13 - DeathOne ONLINE (09/15/2012) [-]
So... when are you going to make more of those "Crazy mom comics"?
Or did something happen and you can't exactly make any right now?
User avatar #14 to #13 - exarzero (09/16/2012) [-]
I went away for college, but have a few I am going to make. Things got a little rough for a while, but I promise some OC soon. :)
User avatar #15 to #14 - DeathOne ONLINE (09/16/2012) [-]
Thanks for the info and good luck!
User avatar #16 to #15 - exarzero (09/16/2012) [-]
Hey thanks for being the only one asking about it. If I got one fan, then I have work to do.
User avatar #9 - sonicserver (09/05/2012) [-]
feelin better man?
User avatar #10 to #9 - exarzero (09/05/2012) [-]
Much! Thanks mate :D
User avatar #11 to #10 - sonicserver (09/05/2012) [-]
actually just checked to see if i could thumb that
User avatar #12 to #11 - exarzero (09/05/2012) [-]
lol awesome
User avatar #7 - sonicserver (08/19/2012) [-]
i wish i had more than one thumb to give to these stories
User avatar #8 to #7 - exarzero (08/19/2012) [-]
Many thanks for that! Hoping I come back and there is not a sea of red thumbs around xD

last comment of the week to goes to this reply. Thank mate.
#3 - zightgeist (08/19/2012) [-]
woooooooooo best friends..... damn
woooooooooo best friends..... damn
User avatar #4 to #3 - exarzero (08/19/2012) [-]
XD Damn awkwardness! Should just waved.
User avatar #6 to #5 - exarzero (08/19/2012) [-]
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