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exarzero

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Gender: male
Age: 24
Facebook Profile: https://www.facebook.com/Nikolauswijngard
Steam Profile: Exarzero
Consoles Owned: PC
Video Games Played: All of them
Date Signed Up:3/12/2012
Last Login:7/31/2015
Location:Texas
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#6380
Comment Ranking:#3318
Highest Content Rank:#939
Highest Comment Rank:#1819
Content Thumbs: 9013 total,  10891 ,  1878
Comment Thumbs: 6415 total,  7836 ,  1421
Content Level Progress: 10% (10/100)
Level 189 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 190 Content: Anon Annihilator
Comment Level Progress: 15% (15/100)
Level 255 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 256 Comments: Contaminated Win
Subscribers:366
Content Views:408902
Times Content Favorited:501 times
Total Comments Made:3966
FJ Points:14501
Not much to say. I surf here almost everyday. I enjoy the crowd. (Mostly) Posted a few things before. Maybe do it again? idk. Anywyas, thanks for reading this terrible description of me.

latest user's comments

#129 - Oh hey look, black people stealing... That's new. 07/24/2015 on it's bullshit +2
#85 - Uh. Kinky. 07/24/2015 on Vacuum packing 0
#116 - Been to two of their concerts in Houston, and they are by far … 07/24/2015 on Sweden Yes +1
#99 - For... the same reason... you find two guys doing that attract… 07/24/2015 on Wait... what just happened? +2
#399 - Comment deleted 07/24/2015 on Fight Admin with ONE weapon 0
#132 - **** em. Go anyways. It's a public event. 07/23/2015 on Thanks Tumblr 0
#8 - GF and family is Chinese. Hand Shaking is normal. As for Korea… 07/23/2015 on Culture Clash +1
#12 - **exarzero used "*roll picture*"** **exarzero rolled image… 07/23/2015 on Instant paintjob +1
#23 - theoneweirdguy was asking. My mistake for not clicking reply d… 07/23/2015 on Yo, i heard FJ love autism 0
#20 - So... story time... this is odd. I know her well. Gonna save …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/23/2015 on Yo, i heard FJ love autism +3
User avatar #21 - epicCUBONE (07/23/2015) [-]
who cares
User avatar #24 - hairysmellyanus (07/23/2015) [-]
>#8 I probably fucked it up
#23 - exarzero (07/23/2015) [-]
theoneweirdguy was asking. My mistake for not clicking reply directly. Also, just thought it was interesting. She does tend to pop up on my feeds in her Nazi outfit in one way or another even though she does not really wear it anymore.

#33 - Christ so many I heard from the N64 07/23/2015 on Stock Scream Effects 0
#29 - Jesus Christ, shut the **** up. 07/23/2015 on Russian army Prank +18
#131 - Houston, it's big port, military bases, and such not a target?…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2015 on Nuke Facts Comp II 0
User avatar #186 - friedgreenpomatoes (07/23/2015) [-]
Neither is New Orleans, Pensacola, or Groom Lake.

That map's hella old probably.
#15 - Heheheh 07/22/2015 on How To Fuck Shit Up Comp. 7 0
#77 - Point. 07/22/2015 on Suicide Squad Joker's True... 0
#129 - Make low end crimes less harsh on the punishment and shift the… 07/22/2015 on Proud Liberal 0
#33 - Its kinda cute. 07/19/2015 on why I don't trust the beach +1
#71 - It's a theory, not a script.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/19/2015 on Suicide Squad Joker's True... 0
#72 - Frobias (07/19/2015) [-]
True, only thing is that it's a really good theory. Not necessarily that it's in line with the comics or anything of that nature, more like it would be an insane reveal. Like all of the tattoos were actually done by the Joker while he was torturing Jason Todd and everything comes together. It'd be an interesting interpretation at least.

And for everyone bringing up the title - apparently I'm the only person who doesn't check content titles when browsing FJ
User avatar #77 - exarzero (07/22/2015) [-]
Point.
#784 - Wait... wut? 07/19/2015 on This is how ISIS kills you 0
#783 - **exarzero used "*roll picture*"** **exarzero rolled image…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/19/2015 on This is how ISIS kills you 0
User avatar #784 - exarzero (07/19/2015) [-]
Wait... wut?
#17 - Oi, teach me more. 07/19/2015 on How To Fuck Shit Up Comp. 6 0
#16 - This is why I am subbed mate. Thanks. I use this mostly for Ca… 07/19/2015 on How To Fuck Shit Up Comp. 6 0
#252 - Because hell the **** yes. My real new G… 07/18/2015 on Your new girlfriend +1
#241 - Comment deleted 07/18/2015 on Your new girlfriend 0
#229 - **exarzero used "*roll picture*"** **exarzero rolled image…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/18/2015 on Your new girlfriend +16
User avatar #252 - exarzero (07/18/2015) [-]
Because hell the fuck yes.

My real new GF is Asian. I find this relevant. Thank you internet gods.
User avatar #242 - manananggal (07/18/2015) [-]
Well choice or no choice, I'm pretty jealous :/
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Comments(79):

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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#77 - schindewolforch (06/09/2015) [-]
why did I get a notification that you uploaded (I don't remmeber who you are)
User avatar #78 to #77 - exarzero (06/09/2015) [-]
Ahh, I took a short break. I suppose it has been some time then!
#79 to #78 - schindewolforch (06/09/2015) [-]
what did you do that was so amazing that I subbed?
#80 to #79 - exarzero (06/09/2015) [-]
A valid question. I posted some things in **** ...

hmm... I did the crazy mom comic for a bit as well.

I live in Houston? lol
#81 to #80 - schindewolforch (06/09/2015) [-]
I live in houston. What part? I live in the suburbs actually. Cypress. wbu?
#82 to #81 - exarzero (06/09/2015) [-]
Laporte. I know how you feel. lol Small world.
#83 to #82 - schindewolforch (06/09/2015) [-]
I heaven't hear dof laporte.....is that normal?
#84 to #83 - exarzero (06/09/2015) [-]
Ehhhhhh... nah. It's next to Baytown/Pasadena/Clearlake.

It's the entrance to the port of Houston. It's getting bigger though.
#85 to #84 - schindewolforch (06/09/2015) [-]
Oh I see it now.

nice copy cat picture
#86 to #85 - exarzero (06/09/2015) [-]
I try my best lol

Yeah it's nothing special. I tend to leave here if I want to do anything worth while. How about there?
User avatar #71 - touches (04/07/2015) [-]
User avatar #72 to #71 - exarzero (04/07/2015) [-]
Thank you, hero sir.
#73 to #72 - touches (04/07/2015) [-]
no probelm, just doing my job
User avatar #74 to #73 - exarzero (04/07/2015) [-]
I salute you!
#75 to #74 - touches (04/07/2015) [-]
with great power comes great responsibility
User avatar #69 - soundofwinter (06/27/2014) [-]
**** you
#70 to #69 - exarzero (06/27/2014) [-]
You glorious ******* bastard, I love you. I feel blessed FJ style.
User avatar #68 to #67 - exarzero (06/22/2014) [-]
You beautiful man.
User avatar #64 - exarzero (07/24/2013) [-]
Did a branch switch to the Air Force, but all the same, thanks.
User avatar #65 to #64 - jnovuse (03/28/2014) [-]
Thank you for your service! I appreciate you protecting my, my family, and friends freedom.
User avatar #66 to #65 - exarzero (03/28/2014) [-]
Thank you for showing thanks! Most certainly, with my life if need be.
#62 - draftz (02/20/2013) [-]
Just saw the latest of your posts!

Please keep them coming good sir!
User avatar #63 to #62 - exarzero (02/21/2013) [-]
Thanks! I'll try! lol
#60 - sonicserver (10/10/2012) [-]
dunno if you saw this. totally reminded me of your mom
User avatar #61 to #60 - exarzero (10/10/2012) [-]
LOL. I posted that on my facebook wall.

Luckly enough when this happened to me, I called 911, and my dad took care of things. My mom at least went with it then understanding the imminent danger of death. I was very lucky.
User avatar #58 - findtheanswer (10/01/2012) [-]
You sir, are awesome.
User avatar #56 - peskypete (09/25/2012) [-]
Saw some crazy jesus nut preaching that the end of the world was coming. Reminded me of your mental ******* mother.
User avatar #57 to #56 - exarzero (09/25/2012) [-]
Bahaha! Glad hers is aliens at least. Keeps it entertaining while I slowly die on the inside. lol
User avatar #55 to #54 - exarzero (09/24/2012) [-]
That is... freaking cute.
#42 - hellbomber (09/22/2012) [-]
You poor bastard.
You poor bastard.
User avatar #44 to #42 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
haha! Could be far, far worse... eventually my content will post of this.
User avatar #29 - sonicserver (09/22/2012) [-]
you know i feels ya bro.

it's gonna be sooooooo satisfying the day that she's too decrepit to care for herself and you get to put her in whatever nursing home you want. my mom is headed down the same road.

you sleep in the bed you make, and maybe Bashar will visit her when she's alone in this world.

good luck broseph stalin, from one survivor of a crazy ass mom to another
User avatar #32 to #29 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
I think what I will do, is take care of her.

After she loses her **** , and has no one else, she will see what a good son I really am.
User avatar #33 to #32 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
And if not... then she is on her own. I would rather raise a new generation of my blood. I would rather not have my legacy ever tainted by her.
#27 - commandurrazor **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#23 - zenkon (09/22/2012) [-]
inb4: my english suck

I invite you to be friends!, You don't know me and I don't know you, but I feel that those comics/stories are a way to you to relief and I know the users of this site could be a big assholes but some of us are good people, so if you need something you have this big family and I want more stories : )

By the way, I don't know if you are old enough but if you can move out, do it and do it fast!...

any way a funny picture for you!
User avatar #24 to #23 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
I welcome more friends like you! Where are you from? :D
#25 to #24 - zenkon (09/22/2012) [-]
I'm from mexico
#19 - anon (09/22/2012) [-]
My mom is mentally disabled and I grew up without a dad, I was an accident you see, so he left us and my mom got some brain damage recently and in turn became mentally disabled, me and my brother take care of her. But still your life seems like so much more **** because of that ******* of your mother. Keep strong buddy one day you will never have to deal with her **** again
User avatar #22 to #19 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
My friend, we just have different versions of bad **** . My aunt was mentally disabled and I had to help take care of her until he day she passed away. It was very, very hard to do this.
Your father leaving you is sad beyond reason as well, and I think my mother only stayed because she has already tested the streets once.
User avatar #17 - guywithguitar (09/21/2012) [-]
You poor bastard.
User avatar #20 to #17 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
But I am going to make a good dad. :)
User avatar #26 to #20 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
You better. Or I'll kill someone.
User avatar #30 to #26 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
haha, if anything I learned what a good parent is, and how important they are.
User avatar #34 to #30 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
That's good, I can't wait to be a dad.
User avatar #35 to #34 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
One of the finest things I think I can do, is raise a son or daughter. Teach them what I have learned, and let them take my place in the world.
User avatar #36 to #35 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
That's what I've been wanting to do aswell.
User avatar #37 to #36 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
If only more saw it as this simple.
User avatar #38 to #37 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Oh well, at least we do.
User avatar #41 to #38 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
More power to me and you then I say.
User avatar #43 to #41 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Agreed. I've actually never even really come close to having a girlfriend, but I think about this stuff all the time.
User avatar #45 to #43 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
Watch the move:

Kate and leopold, and Hitch.

Use the good parts from that, and the former movie is better.

After that, be completely honest with the girl and yourself.

If that failed, repeat! Worked for me. ^_^
User avatar #46 to #45 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Thanks man, I'll have to check that out, seems like a really good movie.
User avatar #47 to #46 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
It is for a romantic at heart, so prepare for a lot of that chick flick mode stuff... the main characters are Wolverine and his brother though, so that makes up for it. ^_^
User avatar #48 to #47 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Wait, wat. No, I'm just kidding, that sounds pretty good. I try to be honest with girls, but I'm really shy and a little misogynistic, so I make presumptions about people, which I should not do.
User avatar #49 to #48 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
We share that problem about people. Hard thing to break from. Really hard in fact.
User avatar #50 to #49 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Extremely, once you have your views on people, or just one person in general, you stick with those views. I ******* hate it.
User avatar #51 to #50 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
I learned to force myself to deal with people I used to judge. Over time it got easier to to deal with. My problem was judging others. I am better after a few lessons in life...

I am going to get some rest now, but look forward to continue this again.
User avatar #52 to #51 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
As do I, new friend, have a nice night.
User avatar #53 to #52 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
You as well. ^_^
User avatar #13 - DeathOne ONLINE (09/15/2012) [-]
So... when are you going to make more of those "Crazy mom comics"?
Or did something happen and you can't exactly make any right now?
User avatar #14 to #13 - exarzero (09/16/2012) [-]
I went away for college, but have a few I am going to make. Things got a little rough for a while, but I promise some OC soon. :)
User avatar #15 to #14 - DeathOne ONLINE (09/16/2012) [-]
Thanks for the info and good luck!
User avatar #16 to #15 - exarzero (09/16/2012) [-]
Hey thanks for being the only one asking about it. If I got one fan, then I have work to do.
User avatar #9 - sonicserver (09/05/2012) [-]
feelin better man?
User avatar #10 to #9 - exarzero (09/05/2012) [-]
Much! Thanks mate :D
User avatar #11 to #10 - sonicserver (09/05/2012) [-]
actually just checked to see if i could thumb that
User avatar #12 to #11 - exarzero (09/05/2012) [-]
lol awesome
User avatar #7 - sonicserver (08/19/2012) [-]
i wish i had more than one thumb to give to these stories
User avatar #8 to #7 - exarzero (08/19/2012) [-]
Many thanks for that! Hoping I come back and there is not a sea of red thumbs around xD

last comment of the week to goes to this reply. Thank mate.
#3 - zightgeist (08/19/2012) [-]
woooooooooo best friends..... damn
woooooooooo best friends..... damn
User avatar #4 to #3 - exarzero (08/19/2012) [-]
XD Damn awkwardness! Should just waved.
User avatar #6 to #5 - exarzero (08/19/2012) [-]
Zang!
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