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#151 - any reason why? like if i was in that situation i would do it …  [+] (6 new replies) 01/11/2014 on the internet is your child 0
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#158 - elcreepo (01/11/2014) [-]
I put this in an above comment, but for one

I have a cell phone, and I hate it because I feel it's so needy. It needs charging, new minutes every few months, a renewed plan every few months, and if I lose it I get yelled at.

I feel like it'd be the same way for a kid. I'm not good with things that need. Even so, if it was my kid it might turn out to be fine, since it'd be mine.

The other reason is they are germ and poop factories. My friend's three year old sister once pooped in front of us right onto the floor, and another time one of my younger cousins decided to have a snot fest in the entire house, leaving boogers and god knows what else everywhere. They're gross, loud, and annoying to me, which proves I'm probably not mature enough to handle one.

However, I have older friends who have had kids despite the same issues I have with them, and they love their kid(s) to death. Everyone else's children can go fall off a swingset, but theirs are like precious gold. So my attitude might change if I had one by accident, or even if later on down the line decided to have just one.
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#163 - eviltwin (01/11/2014) [-]
i get that if it isn't yours you don't care about it but i have this older friend that has a kid with downs and the first time i met him i fell in love with this kid and idk why, like i said maybe i'm just that guy.
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#167 - elcreepo (01/11/2014) [-]
Maybe.

People have gotten super pissed at me for this, but I wouldn't really mind if my child was born with a disability like downs. Not to say I want them to have downs, just that I would not be upset over it.

Personally I think most downs syndrome children are quite sweet. Smelly and gross like any other children, but their sweet and often innocent personalities typically stay the same all through their lives.

It'd be harder in some ways than a normal child, and yet, probably much easier on me. I dunno why. I'm not ready though for one yet, downs or no downs.
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#170 - eviltwin (01/11/2014) [-]
first why in the fuck would be people be mad f at you for saying that you would love your kid regardless. and yeah they are and he was like i walked in and he decided i was his friend and it was great and for my experience and my mother (a nurse for 25+ years) most down syndrome people are sweet as hell. last fine that you're not ready for one your young, just cause i am doesn't mean you have to be, we all different man
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#171 - elcreepo (01/11/2014) [-]
It was the way I worded it, it came out like I was saying I would WANT my kid to have a disability.

Meh, I think it's good that at least our generation for the most part doesn't want kids even now, when they are 18 and over. The 12 year olds today are already trying in some places, and it scares me.
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#183 - eviltwin (01/11/2014) [-]
man those people are fucked up.

yeah i like kids shouldn't be having kids. idk if they tryin or if shit just happens but my moms told me stories about girls a young a 10 be pregnant. shits fucked up
#145 - ive always heard cowboy bebop was a really good starter anime  [+] (8 new replies) 01/11/2014 on (untitled) 0
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#149 - lastweek (01/11/2014) [-]
well... that kinda came out of nowhere... THIS IS TTGL!

it's ok, I'd say it's highly overrated but not a bad show
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#155 - eviltwin (01/11/2014) [-]
sorry i meant to preface that with ive heard that on two best friends play. sorry ive been drinkin. but i have watched a little highschool of the dead but i never got in to it
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#164 - lastweek (01/11/2014) [-]
Highschool of the dead = fanservice + fanservice + some zombies which aren't close to as relevant as making fanservice. Basically this show is shit.

You should watch Fate/zero if you want a story, interesting characters with depth and awesome fighting scenes along with a lot of other things.

Full metal alchemist brotherhood is great for pretty much the same reasons but it has comic relief and all the characters don't have as much depth but they're still lovable. It looses to Fate/zero in looks but their looks fit the individual shows great.

Shingeki no kyojin, you've probably seen enough shit here (I prefer the manga)

Danshi koukousei no nichijou hilarious because it makes actual jokes (it creates situations that are fun to see) that one can relate to.

Death note, Durarara, gintama, hunter x hunter, kuroko no basket, pandora hearts and a shitload of other good shows exist, you can check the plot on myanimelist.net/ (search bar in the top right corner).
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#166 - eviltwin (01/11/2014) [-]
idk man like im up for i good story but i don't want full on weebo no offence
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#168 - lastweek (01/11/2014) [-]
Did this because I don't have anything to do. If you actually watched Highschool of the dead I'll tell you that it probably can't go worse.

I consider anime the same as normal tv because I've found a lot of anime with better story than anything I've seen on tv
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#169 - eviltwin (01/11/2014) [-]
i understand that because theres a lot of bad tv out there probably why i like movies better i guess im just gonna have to give it a try. what's the appeal to attack on titan? just curious
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#174 - lastweek (01/11/2014) [-]
oh, but some of the titans just look ridiculously stupid, in the anime it's to the point where you start laughing, which ruins it.
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#172 - lastweek (01/11/2014) [-]
It basically makes humans into ants and then humanity has to use "maneuver gear" and have some awesome fights. The appeal is basically how cruel it can be while looking awesome. I prefer the manga because the monochrome presentation had more impact and in the anime they seemed to have more hope (probably also due to the colored presentation).
#144 - i get that like a kid right now would **** up my **** right no…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/11/2014 on the internet is your child 0
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#148 - elcreepo (01/11/2014) [-]
Well, yeah.

But even if it was the optimum time for me to have a baby, I had a house, a spouse, a decent job- I think I'd still say no if asked to plan a baby.
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#151 - eviltwin (01/11/2014) [-]
any reason why? like if i was in that situation i would do it in a heart beat .
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#158 - elcreepo (01/11/2014) [-]
I put this in an above comment, but for one

I have a cell phone, and I hate it because I feel it's so needy. It needs charging, new minutes every few months, a renewed plan every few months, and if I lose it I get yelled at.

I feel like it'd be the same way for a kid. I'm not good with things that need. Even so, if it was my kid it might turn out to be fine, since it'd be mine.

The other reason is they are germ and poop factories. My friend's three year old sister once pooped in front of us right onto the floor, and another time one of my younger cousins decided to have a snot fest in the entire house, leaving boogers and god knows what else everywhere. They're gross, loud, and annoying to me, which proves I'm probably not mature enough to handle one.

However, I have older friends who have had kids despite the same issues I have with them, and they love their kid(s) to death. Everyone else's children can go fall off a swingset, but theirs are like precious gold. So my attitude might change if I had one by accident, or even if later on down the line decided to have just one.
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#163 - eviltwin (01/11/2014) [-]
i get that if it isn't yours you don't care about it but i have this older friend that has a kid with downs and the first time i met him i fell in love with this kid and idk why, like i said maybe i'm just that guy.
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#167 - elcreepo (01/11/2014) [-]
Maybe.

People have gotten super pissed at me for this, but I wouldn't really mind if my child was born with a disability like downs. Not to say I want them to have downs, just that I would not be upset over it.

Personally I think most downs syndrome children are quite sweet. Smelly and gross like any other children, but their sweet and often innocent personalities typically stay the same all through their lives.

It'd be harder in some ways than a normal child, and yet, probably much easier on me. I dunno why. I'm not ready though for one yet, downs or no downs.
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#170 - eviltwin (01/11/2014) [-]
first why in the fuck would be people be mad f at you for saying that you would love your kid regardless. and yeah they are and he was like i walked in and he decided i was his friend and it was great and for my experience and my mother (a nurse for 25+ years) most down syndrome people are sweet as hell. last fine that you're not ready for one your young, just cause i am doesn't mean you have to be, we all different man
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#171 - elcreepo (01/11/2014) [-]
It was the way I worded it, it came out like I was saying I would WANT my kid to have a disability.

Meh, I think it's good that at least our generation for the most part doesn't want kids even now, when they are 18 and over. The 12 year olds today are already trying in some places, and it scares me.
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#183 - eviltwin (01/11/2014) [-]
man those people are fucked up.

yeah i like kids shouldn't be having kids. idk if they tryin or if shit just happens but my moms told me stories about girls a young a 10 be pregnant. shits fucked up
#137 - well yeah but it seems like the majority of young people hate kids. 01/11/2014 on the internet is your child 0
#133 - why do so many young people not want kinds? i'm 18 and ****** …  [+] (14 new replies) 01/11/2014 on the internet is your child +2
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#173 - andreweasley (01/11/2014) [-]
I'm seventeen and I want kids... What's so bad about having a child? We were all little shit stains too at one point.. ._. J.s
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#180 - andreweasley (01/11/2014) [-]
I don't see the downside.. Maybe I'm just ignorant . I can understand not being able to care for them and all though. I guess It's just my opinion.
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#140 - elcreepo (01/11/2014) [-]
Sex ed is scary, health is scary, and watching a woman give birth is horrifying.

Also I've always seen kids as sticky, smelly, germ and poop factories. Now if it was MY germ and poop factory, maybe it'd be another story.

Eh, maybe I'll end up with one. Maybe not. I'm honestly too young, maturity wise (19) to want a kid right now.
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#144 - eviltwin (01/11/2014) [-]
i get that like a kid right now would fuck up my shit right now but id love the shit out of like idk maybe im just that kind of guy.
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#148 - elcreepo (01/11/2014) [-]
Well, yeah.

But even if it was the optimum time for me to have a baby, I had a house, a spouse, a decent job- I think I'd still say no if asked to plan a baby.
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#151 - eviltwin (01/11/2014) [-]
any reason why? like if i was in that situation i would do it in a heart beat .
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#158 - elcreepo (01/11/2014) [-]
I put this in an above comment, but for one

I have a cell phone, and I hate it because I feel it's so needy. It needs charging, new minutes every few months, a renewed plan every few months, and if I lose it I get yelled at.

I feel like it'd be the same way for a kid. I'm not good with things that need. Even so, if it was my kid it might turn out to be fine, since it'd be mine.

The other reason is they are germ and poop factories. My friend's three year old sister once pooped in front of us right onto the floor, and another time one of my younger cousins decided to have a snot fest in the entire house, leaving boogers and god knows what else everywhere. They're gross, loud, and annoying to me, which proves I'm probably not mature enough to handle one.

However, I have older friends who have had kids despite the same issues I have with them, and they love their kid(s) to death. Everyone else's children can go fall off a swingset, but theirs are like precious gold. So my attitude might change if I had one by accident, or even if later on down the line decided to have just one.
User avatar
#163 - eviltwin (01/11/2014) [-]
i get that if it isn't yours you don't care about it but i have this older friend that has a kid with downs and the first time i met him i fell in love with this kid and idk why, like i said maybe i'm just that guy.
User avatar
#167 - elcreepo (01/11/2014) [-]
Maybe.

People have gotten super pissed at me for this, but I wouldn't really mind if my child was born with a disability like downs. Not to say I want them to have downs, just that I would not be upset over it.

Personally I think most downs syndrome children are quite sweet. Smelly and gross like any other children, but their sweet and often innocent personalities typically stay the same all through their lives.

It'd be harder in some ways than a normal child, and yet, probably much easier on me. I dunno why. I'm not ready though for one yet, downs or no downs.
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#170 - eviltwin (01/11/2014) [-]
first why in the fuck would be people be mad f at you for saying that you would love your kid regardless. and yeah they are and he was like i walked in and he decided i was his friend and it was great and for my experience and my mother (a nurse for 25+ years) most down syndrome people are sweet as hell. last fine that you're not ready for one your young, just cause i am doesn't mean you have to be, we all different man
User avatar
#171 - elcreepo (01/11/2014) [-]
It was the way I worded it, it came out like I was saying I would WANT my kid to have a disability.

Meh, I think it's good that at least our generation for the most part doesn't want kids even now, when they are 18 and over. The 12 year olds today are already trying in some places, and it scares me.
User avatar
#183 - eviltwin (01/11/2014) [-]
man those people are fucked up.

yeah i like kids shouldn't be having kids. idk if they tryin or if shit just happens but my moms told me stories about girls a young a 10 be pregnant. shits fucked up
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#136 - dragontamers (01/11/2014) [-]
People are different.
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#137 - eviltwin (01/11/2014) [-]
well yeah but it seems like the majority of young people hate kids.
#139 - i don't watch anime  [+] (11 new replies) 01/11/2014 on (untitled) +2
#183 - garymuthafuknoak (01/11/2014) [-]
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#144 - jooby (01/11/2014) [-]
Watch this pls Row Row Fight the Power!
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#145 - eviltwin (01/11/2014) [-]
ive always heard cowboy bebop was a really good starter anime
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#149 - lastweek (01/11/2014) [-]
well... that kinda came out of nowhere... THIS IS TTGL!

it's ok, I'd say it's highly overrated but not a bad show
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#155 - eviltwin (01/11/2014) [-]
sorry i meant to preface that with ive heard that on two best friends play. sorry ive been drinkin. but i have watched a little highschool of the dead but i never got in to it
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#164 - lastweek (01/11/2014) [-]
Highschool of the dead = fanservice + fanservice + some zombies which aren't close to as relevant as making fanservice. Basically this show is shit.

You should watch Fate/zero if you want a story, interesting characters with depth and awesome fighting scenes along with a lot of other things.

Full metal alchemist brotherhood is great for pretty much the same reasons but it has comic relief and all the characters don't have as much depth but they're still lovable. It looses to Fate/zero in looks but their looks fit the individual shows great.

Shingeki no kyojin, you've probably seen enough shit here (I prefer the manga)

Danshi koukousei no nichijou hilarious because it makes actual jokes (it creates situations that are fun to see) that one can relate to.

Death note, Durarara, gintama, hunter x hunter, kuroko no basket, pandora hearts and a shitload of other good shows exist, you can check the plot on myanimelist.net/ (search bar in the top right corner).
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#166 - eviltwin (01/11/2014) [-]
idk man like im up for i good story but i don't want full on weebo no offence
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#168 - lastweek (01/11/2014) [-]
Did this because I don't have anything to do. If you actually watched Highschool of the dead I'll tell you that it probably can't go worse.

I consider anime the same as normal tv because I've found a lot of anime with better story than anything I've seen on tv
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#169 - eviltwin (01/11/2014) [-]
i understand that because theres a lot of bad tv out there probably why i like movies better i guess im just gonna have to give it a try. what's the appeal to attack on titan? just curious
User avatar
#174 - lastweek (01/11/2014) [-]
oh, but some of the titans just look ridiculously stupid, in the anime it's to the point where you start laughing, which ruins it.
User avatar
#172 - lastweek (01/11/2014) [-]
It basically makes humans into ants and then humanity has to use "maneuver gear" and have some awesome fights. The appeal is basically how cruel it can be while looking awesome. I prefer the manga because the monochrome presentation had more impact and in the anime they seemed to have more hope (probably also due to the colored presentation).
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