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eviltwin

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#144 - i get that like a kid right now would **** up my **…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/11/2014 on the internet is your child 0
User avatar #148 - elcreepo (01/11/2014) [-]
Well, yeah.

But even if it was the optimum time for me to have a baby, I had a house, a spouse, a decent job- I think I'd still say no if asked to plan a baby.
User avatar #151 - eviltwin (01/11/2014) [-]
any reason why? like if i was in that situation i would do it in a heart beat .
User avatar #158 - elcreepo (01/11/2014) [-]
I put this in an above comment, but for one

I have a cell phone, and I hate it because I feel it's so needy. It needs charging, new minutes every few months, a renewed plan every few months, and if I lose it I get yelled at.

I feel like it'd be the same way for a kid. I'm not good with things that need. Even so, if it was my kid it might turn out to be fine, since it'd be mine.

The other reason is they are germ and poop factories. My friend's three year old sister once pooped in front of us right onto the floor, and another time one of my younger cousins decided to have a snot fest in the entire house, leaving boogers and god knows what else everywhere. They're gross, loud, and annoying to me, which proves I'm probably not mature enough to handle one.

However, I have older friends who have had kids despite the same issues I have with them, and they love their kid(s) to death. Everyone else's children can go fall off a swingset, but theirs are like precious gold. So my attitude might change if I had one by accident, or even if later on down the line decided to have just one.
User avatar #163 - eviltwin (01/11/2014) [-]
i get that if it isn't yours you don't care about it but i have this older friend that has a kid with downs and the first time i met him i fell in love with this kid and idk why, like i said maybe i'm just that guy.
User avatar #167 - elcreepo (01/11/2014) [-]
Maybe.

People have gotten super pissed at me for this, but I wouldn't really mind if my child was born with a disability like downs. Not to say I want them to have downs, just that I would not be upset over it.

Personally I think most downs syndrome children are quite sweet. Smelly and gross like any other children, but their sweet and often innocent personalities typically stay the same all through their lives.

It'd be harder in some ways than a normal child, and yet, probably much easier on me. I dunno why. I'm not ready though for one yet, downs or no downs.
User avatar #170 - eviltwin (01/11/2014) [-]
first why in the fuck would be people be mad f at you for saying that you would love your kid regardless. and yeah they are and he was like i walked in and he decided i was his friend and it was great and for my experience and my mother (a nurse for 25+ years) most down syndrome people are sweet as hell. last fine that you're not ready for one your young, just cause i am doesn't mean you have to be, we all different man
User avatar #171 - elcreepo (01/11/2014) [-]
It was the way I worded it, it came out like I was saying I would WANT my kid to have a disability.

Meh, I think it's good that at least our generation for the most part doesn't want kids even now, when they are 18 and over. The 12 year olds today are already trying in some places, and it scares me.
User avatar #183 - eviltwin (01/11/2014) [-]
man those people are fucked up.

yeah i like kids shouldn't be having kids. idk if they tryin or if shit just happens but my moms told me stories about girls a young a 10 be pregnant. shits fucked up
#137 - well yeah but it seems like the majority of young people hate kids. 01/11/2014 on the internet is your child 0
#133 - why do so many young people not want kinds? i'm 18 and ***…  [+] (14 new replies) 01/11/2014 on the internet is your child +2
User avatar #173 - andreweasley (01/11/2014) [-]
I'm seventeen and I want kids... What's so bad about having a child? We were all little shit stains too at one point.. ._. J.s
User avatar #180 - andreweasley (01/11/2014) [-]
I don't see the downside.. Maybe I'm just ignorant . I can understand not being able to care for them and all though. I guess It's just my opinion.
User avatar #140 - elcreepo (01/11/2014) [-]
Sex ed is scary, health is scary, and watching a woman give birth is horrifying.

Also I've always seen kids as sticky, smelly, germ and poop factories. Now if it was MY germ and poop factory, maybe it'd be another story.

Eh, maybe I'll end up with one. Maybe not. I'm honestly too young, maturity wise (19) to want a kid right now.
User avatar #144 - eviltwin (01/11/2014) [-]
i get that like a kid right now would fuck up my shit right now but id love the shit out of like idk maybe im just that kind of guy.
User avatar #148 - elcreepo (01/11/2014) [-]
Well, yeah.

But even if it was the optimum time for me to have a baby, I had a house, a spouse, a decent job- I think I'd still say no if asked to plan a baby.
User avatar #151 - eviltwin (01/11/2014) [-]
any reason why? like if i was in that situation i would do it in a heart beat .
User avatar #158 - elcreepo (01/11/2014) [-]
I put this in an above comment, but for one

I have a cell phone, and I hate it because I feel it's so needy. It needs charging, new minutes every few months, a renewed plan every few months, and if I lose it I get yelled at.

I feel like it'd be the same way for a kid. I'm not good with things that need. Even so, if it was my kid it might turn out to be fine, since it'd be mine.

The other reason is they are germ and poop factories. My friend's three year old sister once pooped in front of us right onto the floor, and another time one of my younger cousins decided to have a snot fest in the entire house, leaving boogers and god knows what else everywhere. They're gross, loud, and annoying to me, which proves I'm probably not mature enough to handle one.

However, I have older friends who have had kids despite the same issues I have with them, and they love their kid(s) to death. Everyone else's children can go fall off a swingset, but theirs are like precious gold. So my attitude might change if I had one by accident, or even if later on down the line decided to have just one.
User avatar #163 - eviltwin (01/11/2014) [-]
i get that if it isn't yours you don't care about it but i have this older friend that has a kid with downs and the first time i met him i fell in love with this kid and idk why, like i said maybe i'm just that guy.
User avatar #167 - elcreepo (01/11/2014) [-]
Maybe.

People have gotten super pissed at me for this, but I wouldn't really mind if my child was born with a disability like downs. Not to say I want them to have downs, just that I would not be upset over it.

Personally I think most downs syndrome children are quite sweet. Smelly and gross like any other children, but their sweet and often innocent personalities typically stay the same all through their lives.

It'd be harder in some ways than a normal child, and yet, probably much easier on me. I dunno why. I'm not ready though for one yet, downs or no downs.
User avatar #170 - eviltwin (01/11/2014) [-]
first why in the fuck would be people be mad f at you for saying that you would love your kid regardless. and yeah they are and he was like i walked in and he decided i was his friend and it was great and for my experience and my mother (a nurse for 25+ years) most down syndrome people are sweet as hell. last fine that you're not ready for one your young, just cause i am doesn't mean you have to be, we all different man
User avatar #171 - elcreepo (01/11/2014) [-]
It was the way I worded it, it came out like I was saying I would WANT my kid to have a disability.

Meh, I think it's good that at least our generation for the most part doesn't want kids even now, when they are 18 and over. The 12 year olds today are already trying in some places, and it scares me.
User avatar #183 - eviltwin (01/11/2014) [-]
man those people are fucked up.

yeah i like kids shouldn't be having kids. idk if they tryin or if shit just happens but my moms told me stories about girls a young a 10 be pregnant. shits fucked up
User avatar #136 - dragontamers (01/11/2014) [-]
People are different.
User avatar #137 - eviltwin (01/11/2014) [-]
well yeah but it seems like the majority of young people hate kids.
#139 - i don't watch anime  [+] (11 new replies) 01/11/2014 on (untitled) +2
#183 - garymuthafuknoak (01/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #144 - jooby (01/11/2014) [-]
Watch this pls Row Row Fight the Power!
User avatar #145 - eviltwin (01/11/2014) [-]
ive always heard cowboy bebop was a really good starter anime
User avatar #149 - lastweek (01/11/2014) [-]
well... that kinda came out of nowhere... THIS IS TTGL!

it's ok, I'd say it's highly overrated but not a bad show
User avatar #155 - eviltwin (01/11/2014) [-]
sorry i meant to preface that with ive heard that on two best friends play. sorry ive been drinkin. but i have watched a little highschool of the dead but i never got in to it
User avatar #164 - lastweek (01/11/2014) [-]
Highschool of the dead = fanservice + fanservice + some zombies which aren't close to as relevant as making fanservice. Basically this show is shit.

You should watch Fate/zero if you want a story, interesting characters with depth and awesome fighting scenes along with a lot of other things.

Full metal alchemist brotherhood is great for pretty much the same reasons but it has comic relief and all the characters don't have as much depth but they're still lovable. It looses to Fate/zero in looks but their looks fit the individual shows great.

Shingeki no kyojin, you've probably seen enough shit here (I prefer the manga)

Danshi koukousei no nichijou hilarious because it makes actual jokes (it creates situations that are fun to see) that one can relate to.

Death note, Durarara, gintama, hunter x hunter, kuroko no basket, pandora hearts and a shitload of other good shows exist, you can check the plot on myanimelist.net/ (search bar in the top right corner).
User avatar #166 - eviltwin (01/11/2014) [-]
idk man like im up for i good story but i don't want full on weebo no offence
User avatar #168 - lastweek (01/11/2014) [-]
Did this because I don't have anything to do. If you actually watched Highschool of the dead I'll tell you that it probably can't go worse.

I consider anime the same as normal tv because I've found a lot of anime with better story than anything I've seen on tv
User avatar #169 - eviltwin (01/11/2014) [-]
i understand that because theres a lot of bad tv out there probably why i like movies better i guess im just gonna have to give it a try. what's the appeal to attack on titan? just curious
User avatar #174 - lastweek (01/11/2014) [-]
oh, but some of the titans just look ridiculously stupid, in the anime it's to the point where you start laughing, which ruins it.
User avatar #172 - lastweek (01/11/2014) [-]
It basically makes humans into ants and then humanity has to use "maneuver gear" and have some awesome fights. The appeal is basically how cruel it can be while looking awesome. I prefer the manga because the monochrome presentation had more impact and in the anime they seemed to have more hope (probably also due to the colored presentation).
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#17672 - im a gator so i want auburn to win but think fsu's the better team. 12/30/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#152 - I'm just gonna leave this here. 12/11/2013 on 'Murica +1
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#106 - it is 11/20/2013 on Oh the Pain! +2
#278 - not exactly because the full amendment is "A well regulat… 11/18/2013 on My boy Barry 0
#265 - i fully agree. we need to focus on mental health care not gun … 11/18/2013 on My boy Barry -1
#258 - you never tried to buy a gun in america have you? to sell guns… 11/18/2013 on My boy Barry -1
#233 - it'll never work in the us, there ingrained in our culture and…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/18/2013 on My boy Barry 0
User avatar #244 - metalmind (11/18/2013) [-]
They do in ours, too.
But factoring out the suicides, you've still got a gun murder rate 18 times that of ours.
User avatar #237 - metalmind (11/18/2013) [-]
System?
You can buy them in fucking convenience stores!
User avatar #258 - eviltwin (11/18/2013) [-]
you never tried to buy a gun in america have you? to sell guns to the public you must have an FFL heres the info on how to obtain one www.atf.gov/firearms/how-to/become-an-ffl.htm now to buy one you can either go to a licensed store and go through a back ground check which checks to see if you have ever been institutionalized , are a convicted felon , convicted of domestic abuse, or have ever been deemed mental incomitant. then you have to wait for that to come back it could take a week it could take 1 hour and then you can buy you gun and be on your way. the second method is a private sale i as a citizen sell my gun to another citizen and thats that but i belive it is a federal crime to knowingly sell a firearm to a criminal or other person stated above. so its not that easy.
User avatar #252 - kinginyellow (11/18/2013) [-]
It's honestly the people, not the system. In Canada we have less strict laws and honestly acquiring a gun is far from the hoops they make you jump through in America. (My friend has only ever had issues getting guns shipped from the US) And we have less issues with guns even with the more relaxed system. They need to fix the people first.
User avatar #265 - eviltwin (11/18/2013) [-]
i fully agree. we need to focus on mental health care not gun ownership
User avatar #260 - metalmind (11/18/2013) [-]
Well, I gotta agree that the people can be a bit strange at times in America.
#99464 - thank you so much brother. every now and then i go through so… 11/16/2013 on Social Board +1
#99404 - well might as well try. its been 10 months and 1 week since my…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/15/2013 on Social Board 0
User avatar #99440 - BrayBoy (11/16/2013) [-]
I agree with uncommon, you're certainly not on your own, its a fact of life,
you have to get on with your life too even when its hard, make your dad even more proud.
He definitely wouldn't want you to grieve forever, so try be the best person you can and remember the good times
User avatar #99405 - unncommon (11/15/2013) [-]
I can promise that your father's proud of you, even if he can't say it. He's always been proud of you bro, you're his son. I'm not going to tell you to forget about him and try to move on from him like he's an ex-girlfriend. Don't. Keep him in mind, he's your father for fucks sake, but just know that he wouldn't be proud if you were to let the end of his life ruin the rest of yours.
I've never lost a parent, no. I can't relate to what you're feeling, it's your own personal feelings. But don't think that you're "burdening" your family by talking to them, because I'm sure they have similar feelings.
What I would do is I'd try to do even more things that would make him proud of me, I'd spend every single day thinking of what he'd say to me when I needed advice, what he'd do in the situation that I was in, and how he'd act around everyone else. Don't become your father, but recognize him, you know?
It won't be easy to get over, but you can do it. Just like I'm sure that your father could.
User avatar #99464 - eviltwin (11/16/2013) [-]
thank you so much brother. every now and then i go through some rough days and it just helps to have someone away for the situation to talk to. so again thank you so much for responding.
#99400 - has anybody on here lost a parent i need someone to talk to  [+] (5 new replies) 11/15/2013 on Social Board 0
#99403 - unncommon (11/15/2013) [-]
Batman lost both his parents you insensitive cunt.
No bud, I haven't lost a parent...but I'm sorry that I've got to hear that man. You can talk to me if you need to.
User avatar #99404 - eviltwin (11/15/2013) [-]
well might as well try. its been 10 months and 1 week since my dad died and ive got a rugby scholarship to a university and i just wish i could talk to him and hear heim tell that he was proud of me. and its so fucking hard to deal with, i just don't know what to do sometimes i just wanna self destruct and others i wanna cry and others i just wonder why us? why him? and sometimes i just bottle it up because my mom lost her husband and my sisters lost their dad which is a whole different ordeal for the, so why should i burden them? so i know i'm supposed to move on but i dont know how i'm supposed to just act like nothings changed even though the man i saw every day and eat with every night isn't there anymore i just don't know i feel so lost and not at the same time.
User avatar #99440 - BrayBoy (11/16/2013) [-]
I agree with uncommon, you're certainly not on your own, its a fact of life,
you have to get on with your life too even when its hard, make your dad even more proud.
He definitely wouldn't want you to grieve forever, so try be the best person you can and remember the good times
User avatar #99405 - unncommon (11/15/2013) [-]
I can promise that your father's proud of you, even if he can't say it. He's always been proud of you bro, you're his son. I'm not going to tell you to forget about him and try to move on from him like he's an ex-girlfriend. Don't. Keep him in mind, he's your father for fucks sake, but just know that he wouldn't be proud if you were to let the end of his life ruin the rest of yours.
I've never lost a parent, no. I can't relate to what you're feeling, it's your own personal feelings. But don't think that you're "burdening" your family by talking to them, because I'm sure they have similar feelings.
What I would do is I'd try to do even more things that would make him proud of me, I'd spend every single day thinking of what he'd say to me when I needed advice, what he'd do in the situation that I was in, and how he'd act around everyone else. Don't become your father, but recognize him, you know?
It won't be easy to get over, but you can do it. Just like I'm sure that your father could.
User avatar #99464 - eviltwin (11/16/2013) [-]
thank you so much brother. every now and then i go through some rough days and it just helps to have someone away for the situation to talk to. so again thank you so much for responding.
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#102 - not a problem. and VA's pretty nice but come election time we …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2013 on do it faggot +1
User avatar #103 - redmenace (11/12/2013) [-]
Best of luck, my good sir.
#99 - i live in VA and so am i. if you look at the map cuccinelli wo…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/12/2013 on do it faggot +1
User avatar #100 - redmenace (11/12/2013) [-]
I just looked this up and you are correct, sir. My apologies, and a thumb for the trouble.
User avatar #102 - eviltwin (11/12/2013) [-]
not a problem. and VA's pretty nice but come election time we always get screwed by those two areas. but whatever i'm going to WV for college soon enough
User avatar #103 - redmenace (11/12/2013) [-]
Best of luck, my good sir.
#97 - whats wrong with VA  [+] (5 new replies) 11/12/2013 on do it faggot +2
User avatar #98 - redmenace (11/12/2013) [-]
I'm a supporter of Cuccinelli and I'm a bit upset he lost to McAuliffe.
User avatar #99 - eviltwin (11/12/2013) [-]
i live in VA and so am i. if you look at the map cuccinelli won ever but a few places around richmond (niggers) and the area south of D.C (tons of immigrants and liberals) so most of us got fucked over this time around
User avatar #100 - redmenace (11/12/2013) [-]
I just looked this up and you are correct, sir. My apologies, and a thumb for the trouble.
User avatar #102 - eviltwin (11/12/2013) [-]
not a problem. and VA's pretty nice but come election time we always get screwed by those two areas. but whatever i'm going to WV for college soon enough
User avatar #103 - redmenace (11/12/2013) [-]
Best of luck, my good sir.
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#38 - MuayThaiFarang (11/12/2013) [-]
I mostly agree, except more love for Kentucky. Ft Campbell is the shiznittle.
#10 - brucekillah (11/12/2013) [-]
**brucekillah rolled a random image posted in comment #150 at My first birthday present **
Fuck yea
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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #14 - WhattheNorris (12/27/2012) [-]
I think there is a limit to view-able comment on statuses
User avatar #36 to #14 - eviltwin (12/27/2012) [-]
i have no idea maybe get more specific?
User avatar #37 to #36 - WhattheNorris (12/27/2012) [-]
I found yaoi~
User avatar #38 to #37 - eviltwin (12/27/2012) [-]
and theirs a lot of traps too
User avatar #40 to #39 - eviltwin (12/27/2012) [-]
yup thats about all tumblr's good for
User avatar #15 to #14 - eviltwin (12/27/2012) [-]
maybe.
so do you wanna get soul raper?
User avatar #16 to #15 - WhattheNorris (12/27/2012) [-]
I think it would certainly be an interesting ordeal.
User avatar #17 to #16 - eviltwin (12/27/2012) [-]
your a little freaky, i like that.
#18 to #17 - WhattheNorris (12/27/2012) [-]
You can't say things like that
You can't say things like that
#19 to #18 - eviltwin (12/27/2012) [-]
why not?
why not?
#20 to #19 - WhattheNorris (12/27/2012) [-]
I have a boyfriend
User avatar #21 to #20 - eviltwin (12/27/2012) [-]
so. soul rape is kinda freaky, and your a nice girl. via i like you in a non-sexual way
User avatar #22 to #21 - WhattheNorris (12/27/2012) [-]
Hooray!
#23 to #22 - eviltwin (12/27/2012) [-]
plus i have no idea what you look like. but still your a nice person
#24 to #23 - WhattheNorris (12/27/2012) [-]
I'm black and fat :3
I'm black and fat :3
#26 to #25 - WhattheNorris (12/27/2012) [-]
Nah I'm a little white girl
Nah I'm a little white girl
User avatar #27 to #26 - eviltwin (12/27/2012) [-]
had feeling. i think you'd be hard pressed to find a fat black pan-sexual who's on FJ.

User avatar #29 to #27 - WhattheNorris (12/27/2012) [-]
Well **** now I want to find one
User avatar #30 to #29 - eviltwin (12/27/2012) [-]
i doubt you will because the majority of people on FJ are white males. you might have better luck on tumblr
User avatar #31 to #30 - WhattheNorris (12/27/2012) [-]
No I'm not going to tumblr, white chicks are pretty annoying
User avatar #32 to #31 - eviltwin (12/27/2012) [-]
lol thats pretty true. but tumblr has good porn blogs
User avatar #33 to #32 - WhattheNorris (12/27/2012) [-]
I had no idea there was porn on tumblr, and now I must find it
User avatar #34 to #33 - eviltwin (12/27/2012) [-]
its pics just go on tumblr and search any kind of porn and you can probably fine a couple blogs that post it
User avatar #35 to #34 - WhattheNorris (12/27/2012) [-]
I typed in porn and it turned it into lol

wut.
User avatar #8 - ravarshi (10/13/2012) [-]
i must hear this regge dubstep.
User avatar #9 to #8 - eviltwin (10/13/2012) [-]
link: www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiUpnE3StmE&feature=related

and theres a lot more on youtube if you search for it
User avatar #10 to #9 - ravarshi (10/13/2012) [-]
still far too wubby for me.. dubsteo isn't for me...
User avatar #7 - kamehamehanurd (10/02/2012) [-]
More futa, I DEMAND IT!
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