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#25 - Comicexplain comicexplain comicplain! What is Green Arrow …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/14/2015 on tinfoil hat +1
User avatar #26 - comicexplain (05/14/2015) [-]
Trying new holes...?

It's an edited picture! Harley Quinn's not actually in it.
#27 - evictedone (05/14/2015) [-]
Didn't expect that quick a response...anyway, thank you.
And how have you built up such knowledge of comics to be one of the more well known explains?
User avatar #28 - comicexplain (05/14/2015) [-]
Lots of love for lore, and the gathering there of! And a determination to broadcast the information to those who desire it.

Cheers! Just glad to help!
#4 - There must be a name for this woman!  [+] (1 new reply) 05/14/2015 on Age of BaymaX 0
User avatar #5 - enemyoftrn (05/14/2015) [-]
Aya Kobayashi
#39 - What's ******* through what?! And why aren't I ****… 05/13/2015 on Hairy Pooper +2
#1 - Rage faces may as well be vintage, and I'm a sucker for nice, … 05/13/2015 on meow mix factory +4
#53 - Picture 05/12/2015 on Anon has a cousin +10
#233 - The last message makes me feel like it shoulda been sent to Jo… 05/11/2015 on Pokemon comp 0
#24 - ***** u jus got skoold by common pepe dafuq wrong wit u… 05/11/2015 on Women 0
#28 - Keep on, son. 05/11/2015 on liberal +2
#3 - Full attention, pal. The ball is in your court. Shoot when you… 05/10/2015 on I'm happy as fuck +3
#2 - I want to know how and why the **** a fanfic of TWILIGH…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/10/2015 on dankest of memes at the... +1
#2 - Little bit fed up with this. But hope whoever sees it for thei… 05/09/2015 on come, easy go, Hitler yes,... +14
#4 - Such a grumpy cat. 05/09/2015 on kurt cobain didn't die in... +3
#1 - Whoever they're trying to ditch is gonna be reeeeaaaal disappo… 05/09/2015 on Ravioli Ravioli give me the... 0
#135 - That's just ******* embarrassing. I don't get why a ser…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2015 on "Free" 0
#136 - krystalkitty (05/08/2015) [-]
It's to get more views. They've been doing this with furries, with gamers, with anime, any subculture you can think of.

It's why so few television shows out there are worth watching right now.
#102 - Wait. No, wait. Seriously. WAS THAT A THING?! When t…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/07/2015 on "Free" 0
#118 - krystalkitty (05/07/2015) [-]
I think they've done practically all of them at this point. They're all completely silly and inaccurate.
#135 - evictedone (05/08/2015) [-]
That's just fucking embarrassing. I don't get why a series that focuses on police upholding the law and protecting people from rapists, kidnappers, and the like is portraying gamers and anime fans as disgusting smirchs on society. It's more like satire! Then again, from another point of view, it also shows what happens when the police have mistaken the identity of the criminals. Remind me, how many rallies have been set up by the feminists against themselves to make people believe they're being targeted?

Also, wow. First time I think I've run into you outside of nsfw.
#136 - krystalkitty (05/08/2015) [-]
It's to get more views. They've been doing this with furries, with gamers, with anime, any subculture you can think of.

It's why so few television shows out there are worth watching right now.
#250 - YEP! Tell us your stories! 05/06/2015 on Fenns Job Comps- Starbucks... 0
#41 - Well, there's these, which are some sad comics, and then there…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/06/2015 on Sonic 0
#49 - Rascal (05/06/2015) [-]
I'm pretty sure this "Mozzarella" bit was from the early Archie series (pre issue 50, currently issue 270).

And as for darker? Yeah. Two years ago Sonic nearly gave up and disbanded (what was left of) the team. The evil wizard Naugus and taken the king's throne via loophole and manipulated his way into the hearts of the people, turning them against the good AI that ran the city. Princess Sally, Sonic's girlfriend, was shot and killed by Eggman--Sonic managed to undo that, but she was left as Eggman's robot slave, forced to fight Sonic with little hope of being saved. Metal Sonic latched on to main character Antoine and self-destructed, leaving him in a coma for months and his face (supposedly) horribly disfigured or scarred (since they never showed it). Antoine's wife, the half-robot Bunnie was fixed and became all organic...but realized she no longer had the strength to fight.

Shit got dark for a while, but now due to a comic reboot and new rules, the author even admitted it's a glorified advertisement. They have to have a fight every issue now, story arcs only last 4 issues, and Sonic's not really allowed to show negative emotions. So...back to being kiddie.
#46 - **** . Now I've gotta do it, huh? Alright! Time for OP t…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/06/2015 on Anon reads a book +2
#124 - disdasdefa (05/06/2015) [-]
Drop me a mention once the stuff is delivered.
User avatar #59 - thegamepixel (05/06/2015) [-]
post results pls
#20 - Kinda tempted to go on tumblr and see their reponse to somethi…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/05/2015 on Anon reads a book +8
#40 - thegreatorochi (05/05/2015) [-]
Do eet
User avatar #46 - evictedone (05/06/2015) [-]
Shit. Now I've gotta do it, huh? Alright! Time for OP to deliver. Off to tumblr
#124 - disdasdefa (05/06/2015) [-]
Drop me a mention once the stuff is delivered.
User avatar #59 - thegamepixel (05/06/2015) [-]
post results pls
#23 - commanderphoenix (05/05/2015) [-]
do it post results
#53 - What the **** is with these good rolls today? You and t… 05/05/2015 on Puns +2
#125 - "Hmm. What did our glorious leader say it tasted like? Di… 05/04/2015 on Looks good guys! +2
#82 - Ah, the natural 1.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2015 on Weebs in real life +4
#136 - Rascal (05/04/2015) [-]
I know that someone made porn related to this, but for the life of me I can't find it. pronxplain
#40 - Obligatory, yet agreeable 05/04/2015 on ever had a bad day +1
#12 - I don't normally reply to anons, but you're right. The YouTube… 05/01/2015 on The screams +2
#10 - Wait, wait, wait. You're "tired of the PC crowd constantl… 04/23/2015 on It's Not Tourrettes! -1


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User avatar #15 - hasinvadedyou ONLINE (06/16/2015) [-]
14 sucks, **** you
User avatar #6 - zafara (10/12/2014) [-]
So the DMs say:

" we don't ever use a grid, however most DM's do, but those materials cost money so we don't. He's going to need percentile dice and a lot of D6 for character creation. He can always check the Forgotten Realms Wiki forgottenrealms.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page for all those plots and info. If he wants he can always check to find the manuals for 3.5 (or SDR) online minus.com/mdnd35[/spoiler] as well (as that is the version that Forgotten Realms takes place in) There is also the DnD Wiki [spoiler] www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Main_Page that we get a lot of our info from as well. Monster manuals aren't required cause all that info is online as well, he can also goggle some campaigns if he doesn't want to come up with things on the fly. And there is the online community Roll20 roll20.net/ . Hope that helps!"

It was great because they were actually discussing this during the session.
User avatar #7 to #6 - evictedone (10/12/2014) [-]
Wow. I didn't actually expect a response tonight. And this, right here, pretty much makes my day. Thanks for the reply, and for checking with your DMs. It helps a lot, and with a bit of luck, I might get the first campaign going sometime this or next week, so long as I can get a bit of planning going.

But, if you guys didn't use a grid, how did you keep track of distance, locations, placements, and the geography of the "map" you were playing on?
User avatar #8 to #7 - zafara (10/12/2014) [-]
Glad to have been of some help!

It is generally the DM's job to keep track of distance, location, placements, and geography of the map. After all, it is your campaign, and you are running it. It takes a lot of planning to create a map, and you need to write a lot of stuff down. Grids are generally only useful for small areas, like a room or hallway, to display the location of enemies and players.

I guess you should start of simple, and build up to more complicated plans later on. When you get the hang of it, every action a character makes has a consequence, although it might not happen right away or even to them. For instance, if you bring the tiefling in your party to your hidden elf village, you will get banned from the village because IT'S A TIEFLING AND YOU LED IT TO THE VILLAGE OMGWTFBBQ! Or, if the characters manage to defeat an orc hoard a certain way, the elf village will get destroyed by Drow, whereas if they didn't then the DM could have skipped that plot point completely.

So, basically, you know those choose your own adventures books? That's what this is like. Only you, the DM, need to have the plot go off in a direction for every single decision the party makes or could make. This isn't something you can make up on the fly because it has to fit into the end of the campaign smoothly.
User avatar #9 to #8 - evictedone (10/12/2014) [-]
So, if the grid-based map isn't necessary, then it relies heavily on people's ability to project the scene themselves. At that point, though, do you just end up keeping character sheets for the enemies they face, so you can keep track of that stuff?

Heh, I'm never gonna run outta questions for this thing, and I'm sorry for that.
User avatar #10 to #9 - zafara (10/12/2014) [-]
Oh no that's fine, question are good. Although it is 3 am so I might have to answer questions tomorrow.

The map does rely on your ability to project the scene.

But yes, you do need character sheets for every villain you make. Also NPC's, because sometimes they get into fights, or join the party. If a player isn't playing the NPC, then the GM plays that character as well as narrating. Non enemy animals too, if someone decides they want to hunt.
#11 to #10 - evictedone (10/12/2014) [-]
You're a big help, Zafara,and I owe ya for the info tonight. But, if you're getting tired, I'll let you go. Sleep well, man!
User avatar #12 to #11 - zafara (10/12/2014) [-]
Eh, just start asking questions tomorrow and I'll get back to you. The stories I could tell about campaigns. I would have actually gotten back to you earlier last night but the elf ranger saw a giant bird and decided to kill it. It was a baby. Of a species that fires lightening. I had to hide under a covered wagon because my weapons are not ranged.

I actually got experience for being smart enough to do that.
User avatar #4 to #3 - evictedone (06/26/2014) [-]
Sorry, wasn't on much last night after my last comment towards ya. How goes your day?
User avatar #5 to #4 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
I just woke up
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