Login or register


Last status update:
Date Signed Up:6/08/2012
Last Login:9/29/2016
Comment Ranking:#13587
Highest Content Rank:#6952
Highest Comment Rank:#1593
Content Thumbs: 1036 total,  1891 ,  855
Comment Thumbs: 4793 total,  7214 ,  2421
Content Level Progress: 80% (8/10)
Level 103 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 104 Content: Funny Junkie
Comment Level Progress: 19% (19/100)
Level 246 Comments: Doinitrite → Level 247 Comments: Doinitrite
Content Views:99201
Total Comments Made:4615
FJ Points:2606

latest user's comments

#30 - **** man, you need to get laid.  [+] (4 replies) 11/17/2015 on Cant Argue With That +21
User avatar
#32 - qnamanmanga (11/17/2015) [-]
Like we all are serious. Especially on FJ. ;-)
User avatar
#33 - everheat (11/17/2015) [-]
No, we're all super serious. We talk about and bring up all the things you can't say in real life, and make it into a joke as to talk about it lightheartedly.

It's like teenagers talking about pussy and big dicks jokingly, but so much more depraved.
User avatar
#34 - everheat (11/17/2015) [-]
It's fine though. It's healthy to externalize your kinks, secrets and such.
#31 - anon (11/17/2015) [-]
What exactly do you think he's trying to do?
#3 - Never seen it, been on this site a while. Made me giggle.  [+] (1 reply) 11/09/2015 on Magic is REAL! +1
#4 - merrrione (11/09/2015) [-]
i only post this picture when i actually see comment several times in a short time span
if it were a three month old repost i wouldnt have bothered, but i think by now i've actually seen her give me the finger 11 times this last month
#47 - There's always more to it. If he's had a kid with the woman, t…  [+] (11 replies) 11/09/2015 on Extra weight 0
User avatar
#51 - iqequalzero (11/09/2015) [-]
How is any of that made easier by cheating, seriously? If anything it just makes a case for the woman in court, to get you fucked on visitation rights.
#62 - detroitshanker (11/09/2015) [-]
Well the idea is you dont get caught.
User avatar
#63 - iqequalzero (11/09/2015) [-]
It still goes back to the main question of how the fuck anyone can be so basic, so ruled by their dick that they resort to cheating. I literally cannot get in that mindset, and it disgusts me.
#66 - detroitshanker (11/09/2015) [-]
Well if his wife is gaining weight with no intention to lose it it says a lot about intimacy in their relationship. That shows how much she cares about him if she won't maintain a reasonable weight to keep him happy. It's understandable that he would try to find that elsewhere, even though ideally he would have actually broken up with her before doing it, but obviously there are reasons why he would avoid that.
User avatar
#70 - iqequalzero (11/09/2015) [-]
"but obviously there are reasons why he would avoid that. "

And im not able to find a single one that would be justified. Pretty much every excuse comes back to the douche being a little bitch instead of just being real with his significant other.

Goes for women as well mind you.
#76 - detroitshanker (11/09/2015) [-]
It's already been stated above that he may have wanted to avoid the consequences of a divorce. Maybe he was afraid he would barely be able to see his kid.
User avatar
#77 - iqequalzero (11/09/2015) [-]
But apparently not so afraid that he wouldnt go looking for some strange.

Wanting to be around your children is about as acceptable as it gets, but if your relationship is so shit that you think telling your wife you want a divorce is gonna lose you your kids, you fucked up pretty bad already.
#96 - robuntu (11/10/2015) [-]
She wasn't going to lose any weight.

1.) Stay with a whale and be miserable for the rest of your life.
2.) Divorce her - get screwed in the divorce and be miserable for the next 15-20 years.
3.) Cheat on her - MAYBE - get caught.

#3 is the best choice. If you can do it without getting caught - your'e fine. And really, if he could have made it until he was 40 or 50 there is a good chance he'd stop caring about sex.

User avatar
#98 - iqequalzero (11/10/2015) [-]
*Selfish choice for Europe, gah.
User avatar
#97 - iqequalzero (11/10/2015) [-]
Its the selfish choice, not the best choice. The best choice for Europe would have been to not let any refugees in.

You also dont get screwed in the divorce if you are actually mature about the break up, unless shes a crazy vindictive bitch, in which case I question the marriage entirely. But seeing as he wants to cheat, my guess is he was blinded by pussy and didnt see the crazy.
#64 - anon (11/09/2015) [-]
I agree and you're attitude is a common one, but cheating is so goddamn common. Do you think everyone who does it is a amoral scumbag? There are so many factors that only the people involved may understand. Nothings black and white.
#178 - That actually sounds very pleasant  [+] (1 reply) 10/31/2015 on Slight adjustment.... 0
#186 - bazda (10/31/2015) [-]
Try experiencing it. It's awesome.
#3 - what the ****  [+] (2 replies) 10/28/2015 on h^-^h +9
User avatar
#5 - xsirwafflezx (10/28/2015) [-]
Hey man, if you came snowflake-shaped formations of semen, would you take a picture?

Damn, I would.
#8 - thetheorrist (10/28/2015) [-]
Damn i would look at it and find it fucking hilarious
#31 - I don't usually play RPG's, but I've heard a lot of good about…  [+] (1 reply) 10/22/2015 on ACT 0
#46 - anythingoes (10/22/2015) [-]
It's really cheap. Writting and music are on point. And it's long enough to be enjoyable, with replay value if you wanna get more for your bang, but not too long that you'd be dragging yourself until the end the latter is more of a thing if you find the gameplay a drag, which is mostly praised as innovative, think bullet hell in an RPG... Yeah, it's weird, but very neat and creative, especially how self aware it is at some points... That could apply to the gameplay and storyline both.

Look, just get the damn thing. I could write a small book solely on the technicals of this game.