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#47 - There's always more to it. If he's had a kid with the woman, t…  [+] (11 new replies) 11/09/2015 on Extra weight 0
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#51 - iqequalzero (11/09/2015) [-]
How is any of that made easier by cheating, seriously? If anything it just makes a case for the woman in court, to get you fucked on visitation rights.
#62 - detroitshanker (11/09/2015) [-]
Well the idea is you dont get caught.
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#63 - iqequalzero (11/09/2015) [-]
It still goes back to the main question of how the fuck anyone can be so basic, so ruled by their dick that they resort to cheating. I literally cannot get in that mindset, and it disgusts me.
#66 - detroitshanker (11/09/2015) [-]
Well if his wife is gaining weight with no intention to lose it it says a lot about intimacy in their relationship. That shows how much she cares about him if she won't maintain a reasonable weight to keep him happy. It's understandable that he would try to find that elsewhere, even though ideally he would have actually broken up with her before doing it, but obviously there are reasons why he would avoid that.
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#70 - iqequalzero (11/09/2015) [-]
"but obviously there are reasons why he would avoid that. "

And im not able to find a single one that would be justified. Pretty much every excuse comes back to the douche being a little bitch instead of just being real with his significant other.

Goes for women as well mind you.
#76 - detroitshanker (11/09/2015) [-]
It's already been stated above that he may have wanted to avoid the consequences of a divorce. Maybe he was afraid he would barely be able to see his kid.
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#77 - iqequalzero (11/09/2015) [-]
But apparently not so afraid that he wouldnt go looking for some strange.

Wanting to be around your children is about as acceptable as it gets, but if your relationship is so shit that you think telling your wife you want a divorce is gonna lose you your kids, you fucked up pretty bad already.
#96 - robuntu (11/10/2015) [-]
She wasn't going to lose any weight.

1.) Stay with a whale and be miserable for the rest of your life.
2.) Divorce her - get screwed in the divorce and be miserable for the next 15-20 years.
3.) Cheat on her - MAYBE - get caught.

#3 is the best choice. If you can do it without getting caught - your'e fine. And really, if he could have made it until he was 40 or 50 there is a good chance he'd stop caring about sex.

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#98 - iqequalzero (11/10/2015) [-]
*Selfish choice for Europe, gah.
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#97 - iqequalzero (11/10/2015) [-]
Its the selfish choice, not the best choice. The best choice for Europe would have been to not let any refugees in.

You also dont get screwed in the divorce if you are actually mature about the break up, unless shes a crazy vindictive bitch, in which case I question the marriage entirely. But seeing as he wants to cheat, my guess is he was blinded by pussy and didnt see the crazy.
#64 - anon (11/09/2015) [-]
I agree and you're attitude is a common one, but cheating is so goddamn common. Do you think everyone who does it is a amoral scumbag? There are so many factors that only the people involved may understand. Nothings black and white.
#39 - It's probably just a joke 11/06/2015 on Fallout 4 synths and other... 0
#14 - Was it ever gone in the first place? 10/31/2015 on Caltopn 0
#178 - That actually sounds very pleasant  [+] (1 new reply) 10/31/2015 on Slight adjustment.... 0
#186 - bazda (10/31/2015) [-]
Try experiencing it. It's awesome.
#3 - what the ****  [+] (2 new replies) 10/28/2015 on h^-^h +9
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#5 - xsirwafflezx (10/28/2015) [-]
Hey man, if you came snowflake-shaped formations of semen, would you take a picture?

Damn, I would.
#8 - thetheorrist (10/28/2015) [-]
Damn i would look at it and find it fucking hilarious
#15 - It's not about consuming as much as it is about tasting. 10/26/2015 on 350$ for a 12 course meal 0
#31 - I don't usually play RPG's, but I've heard a lot of good about…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2015 on ACT 0
#46 - anythingoes (10/22/2015) [-]
It's really cheap. Writting and music are on point. And it's long enough to be enjoyable, with replay value if you wanna get more for your bang, but not too long that you'd be dragging yourself until the end the latter is more of a thing if you find the gameplay a drag, which is mostly praised as innovative, think bullet hell in an RPG... Yeah, it's weird, but very neat and creative, especially how self aware it is at some points... That could apply to the gameplay and storyline both.

Look, just get the damn thing. I could write a small book solely on the technicals of this game.
#33 - Tiles melting? Damn, that's hot! 10/08/2015 on DYK Comp #106 0
#30 - That is crazy !  [+] (1 new reply) 10/07/2015 on a new challenger approaches +1
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#58 - yuichka (10/07/2015) [-]
This silly laptop makes ! look like ? on funnyjunk
And i always read such reactions with ephasis on questioning, haha
#279 - While I agree with this, don't **** a kid, kids.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/07/2015 on Lolis in a nutshell 0
#283 - infinitereaper (10/07/2015) [-]
If it moves, (or even if it doesn't)
I will fuck it.