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Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:1/29/2013
Last Login:7/30/2015
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#25 - this guys actually seems cool. Subscribed 04/27/2014 on when someone feeds (read... 0
#15 - oooookkkkk..... 04/27/2014 on The future is now 0
#59 - its super fun 04/27/2014 on cool kids rack 0
#6 - I don't know what trout tastes like, but i do eat pussy.... a … 04/23/2014 on it's a tongue twister 0
#9 - holy **** 04/23/2014 on The gym can't fix everything +19
#9 - I said something rude, but i regret it. 04/20/2014 on We must go, our people need... 0
#8 - Comment deleted 04/20/2014 on We must go, our people need... 0
#195 - Godspeed to ye lassie  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2014 on Types of Friends +7
#197 - morblid (04/20/2014) [-]
#11 - how do you support your lifestyle?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/11/2014 on Day well spent. 0
#20 - anon (04/12/2014) [-]
S'been 23 hours? What's up, Imma reply anyway
#21 - anon (04/12/2014) [-]
Fuck.

ANYWAY, I'm on disability benefits.
Yes, I'm nothing but a drain on society, very aware.
#1183 - Right? Like it just starts as mild interest/ curiosity, and th…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2014 on Secrets 0
User avatar #1194 - pippysfleas (04/11/2014) [-]
it can be the littlest thing for me. where i work we have a cashwrap that is shut down, people dont know that. they start walking down there to pay for their items, and i dont even stop them. i just let them walk by and watch while i hide behind racks as they get pissed and walk all the way back across the store.

i also love when people almost get into car accidents because of their own stupidity. not from driving while intoxicated in anyway
#1160 - 1. I'm fascinated by other people's suffering. 2. I hate s…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/11/2014 on Secrets +1
User avatar #1180 - pippysfleas (04/11/2014) [-]
i love watching peoples disasters that they create for themselves
User avatar #1183 - evenx (04/11/2014) [-]
Right? Like it just starts as mild interest/ curiosity, and then i just start reveling in the whole situation. Such a thrill. I don't tell them, obviously
User avatar #1194 - pippysfleas (04/11/2014) [-]
it can be the littlest thing for me. where i work we have a cashwrap that is shut down, people dont know that. they start walking down there to pay for their items, and i dont even stop them. i just let them walk by and watch while i hide behind racks as they get pissed and walk all the way back across the store.

i also love when people almost get into car accidents because of their own stupidity. not from driving while intoxicated in anyway
#1122 - Interjected between when she was talking and her mother was ta… 04/11/2014 on Secrets 0
#1096 - Anal with lube is awesome. Anal without lube is *reportedly* e… 04/11/2014 on Secrets 0
#1066 - well now we know 04/11/2014 on Secrets +1
#1064 - "Get help" good answer rando internet perso… 04/11/2014 on Secrets +3
#1045 - Dude, thats hot as **** . 04/11/2014 on Secrets +4
#1038 - got it. Its sophia leigh. 04/11/2014 on Secrets +1
#1025 - Thats hot  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2014 on Secrets +1
User avatar #1031 - thedoomdonkey (04/11/2014) [-]
the sexiest around

thank you for putting up with my stubbornness
#1017 - What genre?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/11/2014 on Secrets +1
User avatar #1021 - thedoomdonkey (04/11/2014) [-]
fiction
User avatar #1025 - evenx (04/11/2014) [-]
Thats hot
User avatar #1031 - thedoomdonkey (04/11/2014) [-]
the sexiest around

thank you for putting up with my stubbornness
#1011 - What game?  [+] (9 new replies) 04/11/2014 on Secrets +1
#1034 - anon (04/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #1024 - demandsgayversion (04/11/2014) [-]
He won't say what character it was, but the game was Tomb Raider.
#1038 - evenx (04/11/2014) [-]
got it. Its sophia leigh.
User avatar #1035 - thedoomdonkey (04/11/2014) [-]
Obviously its the Butler
User avatar #1015 - thedoomdonkey (04/11/2014) [-]
A game that has characters.
User avatar #1017 - evenx (04/11/2014) [-]
What genre?
User avatar #1021 - thedoomdonkey (04/11/2014) [-]
fiction
User avatar #1025 - evenx (04/11/2014) [-]
Thats hot
User avatar #1031 - thedoomdonkey (04/11/2014) [-]
the sexiest around

thank you for putting up with my stubbornness
#1005 - What character?  [+] (15 new replies) 04/11/2014 on Secrets +1
User avatar #1010 - thedoomdonkey (04/11/2014) [-]
Thats for me to know.
User avatar #1042 - demandsgayversion (04/11/2014) [-]
Say it as an anon, nobody will know
User avatar #1044 - thedoomdonkey (04/11/2014) [-]
how do you know that anon that posted that random picture wasnt me?
User avatar #1046 - demandsgayversion (04/11/2014) [-]
Because you can do better than that.
User avatar #1052 - thedoomdonkey (04/11/2014) [-]
Why thank you for saying so.

I'm A Stallion Baby!
User avatar #1011 - evenx (04/11/2014) [-]
What game?
#1034 - anon (04/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #1024 - demandsgayversion (04/11/2014) [-]
He won't say what character it was, but the game was Tomb Raider.
#1038 - evenx (04/11/2014) [-]
got it. Its sophia leigh.
User avatar #1035 - thedoomdonkey (04/11/2014) [-]
Obviously its the Butler
User avatar #1015 - thedoomdonkey (04/11/2014) [-]
A game that has characters.
User avatar #1017 - evenx (04/11/2014) [-]
What genre?
User avatar #1021 - thedoomdonkey (04/11/2014) [-]
fiction
User avatar #1025 - evenx (04/11/2014) [-]
Thats hot
User avatar #1031 - thedoomdonkey (04/11/2014) [-]
the sexiest around

thank you for putting up with my stubbornness
#776 - they are strange  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2014 on Secrets +1
User avatar #777 - sweetsighlullaby (04/11/2014) [-]
wriggly and pink
#754 - That story actually made me laugh out loud. A thumb for you. …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/11/2014 on Secrets +1
User avatar #757 - sweetsighlullaby (04/11/2014) [-]
I don't like tongues.
User avatar #776 - evenx (04/11/2014) [-]
they are strange
User avatar #777 - sweetsighlullaby (04/11/2014) [-]
wriggly and pink
#747 - dat asdf 04/11/2014 on Secrets +1
#746 - What about when someone has blue lips from a lollipop or slush…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/11/2014 on Secrets +1
User avatar #749 - sweetsighlullaby (04/11/2014) [-]
I don't kiss. So I'd never be in a situation where their lips would touch mine, but it would give me chills. At 4-h camp, there was this little girl in my tribe that had lollipop all over her mouth everyday and I couldn't handle it. I'd always make her wash her face because I couldn't be a good chief if I couldn't look at her.
User avatar #754 - evenx (04/11/2014) [-]
That story actually made me laugh out loud. A thumb for you.

So you don't kiss?
User avatar #757 - sweetsighlullaby (04/11/2014) [-]
I don't like tongues.
User avatar #776 - evenx (04/11/2014) [-]
they are strange
User avatar #777 - sweetsighlullaby (04/11/2014) [-]
wriggly and pink

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#8 - bababadsheep (08/16/2013) [-]
Nice try pal, but no.
#9 to #8 - evenx ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
Thats ok. Can't force people to be friends with you.
#10 to #9 - bababadsheep (08/16/2013) [-]
To be honest it's my fault for thinking that using my own face as a reaction face was a good idea all of this. Sorry m8. You would go to jail. Not worth it.
#11 to #10 - evenx ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
It's really not like that. To be honest, I just got feels from the conversation, so I thought I'd friend request you. I actually have never really utilized the friend function on funnyjunk, no idea what it does for me since my profile is public. So I just add people I like.    
Seriously its no big deal.   
See you around the board
It's really not like that. To be honest, I just got feels from the conversation, so I thought I'd friend request you. I actually have never really utilized the friend function on funnyjunk, no idea what it does for me since my profile is public. So I just add people I like.
Seriously its no big deal.
See you around the board
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