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Date Signed Up:7/12/2012
Last Login:4/20/2014
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#116 - I know I'm going to get a lot of use out of this one... 04/06/2014 on Still No World for a Squirrel 0
#33 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2014 on Seth Rogen's man crush +2
User avatar #34 - cookiecoketwo (04/06/2014) [-]
Fine, all the homo!
#32 - I never knew it had a name...but yes that is dead sexy!  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2014 on Seth Rogen's man crush 0
#40 - Lmaoplanes (04/06/2014) [-]
Just wondering....

Would you prefer a guy with abs and a barely visible adonis belt? Or a guy with more of a stronger core (not talking about a big fat ass belly, just talking about a very less defined 6 pack), but a very defined adonis belt?
#62 - I would say against either, but considering a few xeno destroy…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/06/2014 on Predators 0
User avatar #73 - lavitts (04/06/2014) [-]
How far does their honour system extend anyway?
Because it says they shed their armor and weapons for single combat, so I guess there is a distinction between prey and opponent?
User avatar #99 - carlonord (04/06/2014) [-]
It kinda works in the idea of a "fair fight"... Yaut'ja armour doesn't do a very good job of stopping bullets, so being around armed Humans is a big threat for them. If they lacked the element of surprise, they'd be on the downside. This is the reason why they drop their armour and weapons for hand-to-hand combat. And if their opponent demands a fair fight when weaponless, they're pretty well forced to reveal themselves and fight.
User avatar #127 - lavitts (04/06/2014) [-]
How does one even do that? Demand a fair fight?
User avatar #204 - carlonord (04/07/2014) [-]
Basically, you drop your weapons, and yell at the hunter. Demanding that you fight one on one.
#46 - Well said 04/06/2014 on 2 Pleb 2 Furious 0
#45 - <This  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2014 on 2 Pleb 2 Furious 0
User avatar #47 - leglesslegolegolas (04/06/2014) [-]
>if some bitchwad rapes me
You know what rape is, right?
#62 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2014 on haters gonna hate +8
User avatar #125 - seamusmcmaximus (04/06/2014) [-]
sauce me amadeus
#5 - and then we realize that guy wasn't the owner of the bike....s…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/06/2014 on just passing through +8
#10 - lolzordz (04/06/2014) [-]
#7 - anonymous (04/06/2014) [-]
Now I have to watch Prince of Egypt. God I forgot how beautiful the animation in that movie was.
#41 - I never thought the invisibility or ranged blaster were very s…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/05/2014 on Predators +5
#55 - anonymous (04/06/2014) [-]
against humans or xenomorphs? big difference!
User avatar #62 - evebishop (04/06/2014) [-]
I would say against either, but considering a few xeno destroyed a group of Preds when they didn't have their weapons... I just don't think it's fair that they can be invisible and kill you from a distance. I would expect their honor system would require them to decloak before firing a weapon (give the prey a chance to spot you)
User avatar #73 - lavitts (04/06/2014) [-]
How far does their honour system extend anyway?
Because it says they shed their armor and weapons for single combat, so I guess there is a distinction between prey and opponent?
User avatar #99 - carlonord (04/06/2014) [-]
It kinda works in the idea of a "fair fight"... Yaut'ja armour doesn't do a very good job of stopping bullets, so being around armed Humans is a big threat for them. If they lacked the element of surprise, they'd be on the downside. This is the reason why they drop their armour and weapons for hand-to-hand combat. And if their opponent demands a fair fight when weaponless, they're pretty well forced to reveal themselves and fight.
User avatar #127 - lavitts (04/06/2014) [-]
How does one even do that? Demand a fair fight?
User avatar #204 - carlonord (04/07/2014) [-]
Basically, you drop your weapons, and yell at the hunter. Demanding that you fight one on one.
#68 - And then there's this guy.... 04/05/2014 on Cofagrigus is best shiny +1
#22 - reminds me of this.... 04/05/2014 on Time to strip and make the bed +1
#21 - [Jew intensifying] 04/05/2014 on Time to strip and make the bed +1
#11 - I've never heard it described this way but...hell yeah! Love w…  [+] (12 new replies) 04/05/2014 on Seth Rogen's man crush +8
#36 - swordmasterralis (04/06/2014) [-]
Nudisto. Beaaachuuu.
User avatar #47 - evebishop (04/06/2014) [-]
I could watch those lips all day....
#31 - Lmaoplanes (04/06/2014) [-]
You talking about that V shape at the bottom of the abs? That's the adonis belt.
User avatar #32 - evebishop (04/06/2014) [-]
I never knew it had a name...but yes that is dead sexy!
#40 - Lmaoplanes (04/06/2014) [-]
Just wondering....

Would you prefer a guy with abs and a barely visible adonis belt? Or a guy with more of a stronger core (not talking about a big fat ass belly, just talking about a very less defined 6 pack), but a very defined adonis belt?
User avatar #23 - cookiecoketwo (04/06/2014) [-]
No homo, but id totally fuck them in the ass.
User avatar #46 - evebishop (04/06/2014) [-]
I'm not normally a big fan of large muscles, I prefer tone. I think I'd like a more defined adonis belt (I believe that's the part that kind of makes an arrow to the crotch) and less defined abs, I like it better when each ab isn't perfectly outlined but there's clearly muscle there. This is purely for eye candy of course
User avatar #48 - cookiecoketwo (04/06/2014) [-]
Oh, I dont have a sixpack. I have a keg.
User avatar #49 - evebishop (04/06/2014) [-]
Kegs are nice sometimes too. I met a friend of a friend of mine, they were both big body builders. My friend was really tone and cut (shame he was gay) and the other guy almost looked like a bear, but it was all solid, I think he was a power lifter.
User avatar #50 - cookiecoketwo (04/06/2014) [-]
I have an alright amount of muscle, but also a bit of pudgy.
#33 - evebishop (04/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #34 - cookiecoketwo (04/06/2014) [-]
Fine, all the homo!
#52 - Yeah that is kind of mean, not even just on a friendzone level…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/05/2014 on Actual advice 0
#66 - bluelight (04/06/2014) [-]
thanks for letting us know random funnyjunk female
#71 - Actually yes (upvote) but I wanted to use this pic  [+] (5 new replies) 04/05/2014 on Still No World for a Squirrel 0
#112 - thenameschuck (04/06/2014) [-]
Good thing candle jack isnt h-
#111 - thenameschuck has deleted their comment.
#90 - qballextraction (04/06/2014) [-]
#116 - evebishop (04/06/2014) [-]
I know I'm going to get a lot of use out of this one...
#78 - weinerdick (04/06/2014) [-]
I also am a fan of Freakazoid
#199 - I've never heard the backstory to this, I always figured he wa… 04/05/2014 on so he could snipe the bitch +1
#83 - Picture 04/05/2014 on Girls in a nutshell +2
#83 - awesome gif  [+] (1 new reply) 04/05/2014 on Eevee that's bullshit and... +5
User avatar #93 - darkor (04/05/2014) [-]
torchip ears
#89 - **evebishop rolled comment #8371756 ** : 12/10 how I d… 04/05/2014 on sexuality +1
#58 - ouch, bad roll.... 04/05/2014 on Fur isn't Always Murder 0
#56 - Considering I believe this was at a circus...it probably didn'…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/05/2014 on Fur isn't Always Murder 0
User avatar #57 - pyrointheface (04/05/2014) [-]
You got me there
#37 - Honestly, this is the page you're worried about...? I'm pretty… 04/05/2014 on Homosexual Bats 0
#36 - They are green short-shots...and I think it's because Robin do… 04/05/2014 on Homosexual Bats 0
#8380013 - Picture 04/05/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
#73 - I giggled.....poor thing. I read your post in the voice of an …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/05/2014 on When You Remember An... 0
User avatar #74 - Sethorein (04/05/2014) [-]
I was once. Haven't touched my old xbox in years.
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#13 - elricbros ONLINE (04/05/2014) [-]
decide to check your profile
filled with betas trying to make conversation and you never responding
top kek
User avatar #14 to #13 - evebishop (04/05/2014) [-]
Oh sorry, I never check my own profile....I figure a few comments here are just random internet guys being internet guys
#15 to #14 - elricbros ONLINE (04/05/2014) [-]
********					, you just know they're not worth any time
******** , you just know they're not worth any time
#16 to #15 - evebishop (04/05/2014) [-]
Darn I couldn't find a good reaction image from Futurama for the line   
&quot;It would just be a waste of your time&quot;   
&quot;That's impossible because my time is useless!&quot;
Darn I couldn't find a good reaction image from Futurama for the line
"It would just be a waste of your time"
"That's impossible because my time is useless!"
User avatar #17 to #16 - elricbros ONLINE (04/05/2014) [-]
k
User avatar #12 - Compootor (03/25/2014) [-]
Hey there, Sexy. I'll... Hey there.
User avatar #11 - acemcgunner (02/18/2014) [-]
hello sexy i'll ....hello
#10 - fukkenname ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #6 - herbolifee (01/28/2014) [-]
So what did we learn today?
Don't post pony **** outside of the ponyboard or ponytime
User avatar #5 - rainbowkindness (01/15/2014) [-]
Hai
User avatar #4 - majormayor ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
I don't remember being here.
User avatar #3 - mayormilkman (11/30/2013) [-]
butts
User avatar #7 to #3 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
tits
User avatar #2 - PenguinArmy (11/26/2013) [-]
whats your avatar?
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