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evebishop

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Gender: female
Date Signed Up:7/12/2012
Last Login:6/26/2015
Location:Florida
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#11586
Comment Ranking:#7241
Highest Content Rank:#3539
Highest Comment Rank:#207
Content Thumbs: 544 total,  702 ,  158
Comment Thumbs: 10021 total,  13925 ,  3904
Content Level Progress: 0% (0/10)
Level 42 Content: Sammich eater → Level 43 Content: Sammich eater
Comment Level Progress: 11% (11/100)
Level 282 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 283 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
Subscribers:3
Content Views:38756
Times Content Favorited:49 times
Total Comments Made:2491
FJ Points:8672
Favorite Tags: Pokemon (2)

latest user's comments

#30 - Thongs tend to highlight the bootie because it doesn't cover a…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/12/2015 on boobs=front page, let's try... +7
User avatar #39 - antiphates (01/12/2015) [-]
then just don't wear undies
User avatar #44 - evebishop (01/14/2015) [-]
Wearing jeans without underwear is very comfortable
#14 - Awww! Kitten ate all the cookies and has claimed the package f…  [+] (10 new replies) 01/12/2015 on Katzen +1
User avatar #31 - megaton (01/13/2015) [-]
where is this character from?
User avatar #36 - ghostninjaguy (01/13/2015) [-]
Katia Managan, from a Oblivion based story called Prequel.
User avatar #37 - megaton (01/13/2015) [-]
k thanks
User avatar #19 - ghostninjaguy (01/12/2015) [-]
Ahem. Doth thou post Katia and not be the one they call Jack?
User avatar #20 - pasadenamudslide (01/12/2015) [-]
I don't think Jack's around anymore
User avatar #39 - kristovsky (01/13/2015) [-]
there is a temporary ban on his account. He'll be back, you can't leave FJ.
User avatar #21 - ghostninjaguy (01/12/2015) [-]
Then I am the last elder scrolls poster this site has. As soon as my main computer gets damn wi-fi
User avatar #28 - muffindemon (01/13/2015) [-]
do you bring links to Jack's content?
User avatar #34 - ghostninjaguy (01/13/2015) [-]
I'm a skyrim poster so no, I work on a comic thats still in dev
User avatar #35 - muffindemon (01/13/2015) [-]
ok
#40 - Do a lot of guys shave down there? I've only ever had one boyf…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/12/2015 on Organized 0
#48 - imadeanaccountforu (01/12/2015) [-]
I never really built up the confidence to shave my balls with a razor.
I just buy that magic Shave kit thing and have that on my nads. No risk of cutting them off.
User avatar #53 - evebishop (01/14/2015) [-]
I hope you don't mean the cream that removes hair...it says not to use that on genitals. Guy friend got a nasty chemical burn on his dangly bits
User avatar #54 - imadeanaccountforu (01/14/2015) [-]
That's the Nair stuff right?
Nah Magic shave is a lot more sensitive on the skin. Sides it takes about 2 coats before you get all of it.
Since it's so sensitive you kinda lose the 'Oomph' It needs, Like with nair.
User avatar #45 - geofalke (01/12/2015) [-]
I use the trimmer on my electric razer for that. huge bush is just itchy, hot, and uncomfortable, and bare is almost as bad. I just keep it trimmed short. .-.
#36 - MFW.... why with his kid?!  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2015 on No One Likes Daisy +16
#39 - redzeopoweranger (01/12/2015) [-]
thats the internet for ya
#38 - Why would a guy give himself shrinkage...? I thought that was …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/12/2015 on Shrinkage +1
User avatar #40 - semenslurpinglily (01/12/2015) [-]
For science, of course!
Besides, the smaller it shrinks, the bigger it grows proportionately!
User avatar #39 - omnichronic (01/12/2015) [-]
Well it's not like it's permanent. Dicks are nifty like that.
#34 - Sauce please....? For reasons  [+] (3 new replies) 01/12/2015 on No One Likes Daisy +2
#36 - evebishop (01/12/2015) [-]
MFW.... why with his kid?!
#39 - redzeopoweranger (01/12/2015) [-]
thats the internet for ya
#101 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2015 on After burn +2
#105 - stonetomcat (01/12/2015) [-]
#98 - Does that actually work...? Confusing the brain to keep someon… 01/12/2015 on Not even pizza is safe +1
#83 - wow she must really want that refill.... 01/12/2015 on Your Top 0
#25 - I'll just leave this here... 01/10/2015 on Hail sithis +3
#15 - Picture  [+] (11 new replies) 12/25/2014 on Santas Elves -59
#39 - Bigeared (12/25/2014) [-]
You broke the combo noob
#59 - mastercolossus (12/25/2014) [-]
except jack nicholson played the joker.
#76 - youxbarstard (12/25/2014) [-]
That's not the point, we were trying to get as many of that one gif as possible.
#77 - mastercolossus (12/25/2014) [-]
well i am glad you idiots failed.
#78 - youxbarstard (12/25/2014) [-]
You're glad that a small thing that doesn't really matter failed on a website that doesn't matter.....something which you either don't care about or don't like.....meaning you only wasted your time.

GG no re.
#79 - mastercolossus (12/25/2014) [-]
im glad you idiots failed because you probably wont try again. its retarded shit like this that makes me wanna smack you people.
#90 - goddamnitnedra (12/25/2014) [-]
"im glad you idiots failed because you probably wont try again"
> you probably wont try again
>there's a chance
>not doing this again
>the belief one's own will matters past personal opinions and posts
#80 - youxbarstard (12/25/2014) [-]
You do realize you're getting mad at a creepy jack combo.....please tell me you know this.

Also you have no reason to actually look at any of this....you're just making yourself mad.
In short, the only way to win is to not play.
#81 - mastercolossus (12/25/2014) [-]
i just want people to not be stupid. is that too much to ask for? in your case it probably is. btw im not getting mad. did i go "damn you bastards for doing this" or did i say "im glad it failed" i am happy here. also didnt you already say you werent gonna respond? liar.
#82 - youxbarstard (12/25/2014) [-]
GG no re means good game no rematch, this is still the same match.
Also you don't seem very happy.
And people starting this kind of thing doesn't always imply stupidity.
Sometimes you just have to enjoy the little things in life because they are funny.
And you want people to stop being stupid, that in itself is stupid because you at least need to know that people as a whole are never going to stop being stupid.
Now I'm not going to reply to you, because I've made my point.
#85 - mastercolossus (12/25/2014) [-]
yes. you made your point that you are an easily entertained idiot. one that will attempt to comply with societal norms. they said that he failed however jack was a joker. and instead of giving him credit for thinking outside the box the idiots decided they would punish him. this kind of mob mentality stunts growth and is an archaic process that resembles greatly the thought process of the sjw crowd. now if he had posted something like a rolled image and it failed then i can understand. but if they cannont accept a little noncomformitive genius then they are idiots that impulsively punish those that are different.
#13 - Picture 12/25/2014 on Batman +1
#66 - You're paying for the service, the games are a bonus. It's lik…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2014 on I'm Batman! +1
#67 - youxbarstard has deleted their comment.
#65 - If you have the Playstation + service they give out free games… 12/12/2014 on I'm Batman! 0
#9 - Injustice is free on Playstation+ right now  [+] (15 new replies) 12/08/2014 on I'm Batman! +7
#34 - phantalice (12/09/2014) [-]
would have missed that, hat tip to you sir.
User avatar #26 - cheatman (12/09/2014) [-]
YOU. I like you. I've been waiting to try and get a hold of injustice at a good price, and if not for you, I wouldn't notice it on PS+ for free. Take my thumb and have my eternal thanks.
User avatar #11 - sirzeel (12/08/2014) [-]
What? Can you elaborate please?
User avatar #65 - evebishop (12/12/2014) [-]
If you have the Playstation + service they give out free games each month, InJustice is available free for download right now. I highly recommend getting Playstation+ you can get it fairly cheap and it gets you free games and online play
User avatar #45 - yourfutureson (12/09/2014) [-]
I always knew you were a poo
#12 - luncheonlad (12/09/2014) [-]
Injustice. The GAME. Free. On Playstation Store. (PS4)
#19 - youxbarstard (12/09/2014) [-]
You have to have ps+ don't you.
#20 - urapooper (12/09/2014) [-]
yeah
#28 - youxbarstard (12/09/2014) [-]
So you have to pay for the ability for that game to be free, therefore it is not free. I just downloaded it an hour ago so I'm not entirely sure if I'm being a hypocrite or not....I don't think so
User avatar #66 - evebishop (12/12/2014) [-]
You're paying for the service, the games are a bonus. It's like paying for a movie and getting a free popcorn
#67 - youxbarstard has deleted their comment.
User avatar #63 - luncheonlad (12/11/2014) [-]
splittinghairs.gif

Yeah only if you have like no games for your PS4 THEN it would be paying for the game, in a way. You get me?
User avatar #47 - puffingpuffin (12/09/2014) [-]
HOWEVER, by purchasing playstation+ you get other quality select games for free. If you have a ps4, having playstation+ also allows you to play online with other people.
I lack a ps3 or 4 and I'm jelly.
#52 - John Cena (12/09/2014) [-]
I can buy a ps3 or even a ps4 if I wanted to....... , but then I would be left without money for rent and food.........where did I go wrong
User avatar #64 - luncheonlad (12/11/2014) [-]
Save?
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#26 - I only had a five hour shift Thursday and then a full 8 hour s… 11/29/2014 on Black Friday 0
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#25 - It's hard to see but I think part of the skirt is pinched betw… 11/27/2014 on ninja tits 0
#22 - I don't think I would touch those bullets considering where th… 11/27/2014 on The greatest animation of... 0
#9 - I don't like coffee and I work...I just don't like the taste 11/27/2014 on Dan in real life +1

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#26 - carlonord (03/15/2015) [-]
Happened to notice you in the comments, remembered you're a pretty cool gal, thought you could use some cute.    
   
Have a great day!
Happened to notice you in the comments, remembered you're a pretty cool gal, thought you could use some cute.

Have a great day!
User avatar #27 to #26 - evebishop (03/15/2015) [-]
Cutest thing ever! Thank you
User avatar #25 - gugek (09/24/2014) [-]
Good morning friend. Hope your day is fantastic.
#18 - aerosol (06/02/2014) [-]
Just wanted to say you're probably the most chill woman on this site. Pretty funny too. Also noticed what elricbros said. Kinda dumb of them considering you have a bf I'm not following you I swear


but seriously that's all I came here for. Goodbye forever
#23 to #18 - weeez (06/02/2014) [-]
I want to caress your balls while we watch naruto together
User avatar #24 to #23 - aerosol (06/02/2014) [-]
Naruto?
eww gay
User avatar #12 - Compootor (03/25/2014) [-]
Hey there, Sexy. I'll... Hey there.
User avatar #11 - acemcgunner (02/18/2014) [-]
hello sexy i'll ....hello
User avatar #6 - herbolifee ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
So what did we learn today?
Don't post pony **** outside of the ponyboard or ponytime
User avatar #5 - rainbowkindness (01/15/2014) [-]
Hai
User avatar #4 - majormayor (01/11/2014) [-]
I don't remember being here.
User avatar #3 - mayormilkman (11/30/2013) [-]
butts
User avatar #7 to #3 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
tits
User avatar #2 - PenguinArmy (11/26/2013) [-]
whats your avatar?
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