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#16 - I have no first hand experience with that specific fear...howe…  [+] (2 replies) 05/15/2015 on Shave -1
#50 - anon (05/15/2015) [-]
often times I get rock hard shaving my junk.

My junk looks really hot, so if I stare at it to long anyways it gets hard.

it makes it easier.

I always jerk afterwards.
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#18 - sanctusdominus (05/15/2015) [-]
do you mean get excited because of the shaving.

also i dont really think it makes much of a difference if you have an erection or not although i found being quite cold helps because your testicles tend to come closer to the body and kinda stay out of the way when shaving
#10 - Oh Freddy....  [+] (1 reply) 05/15/2015 on Bruuuuuuuuh +1
#13 - fazbear (05/15/2015) [-]
#14 - Comment deleted  [+] (14 replies) 05/15/2015 on Shave 0
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#37 - keatontheghostfox (05/15/2015) [-]
Actually I did shave myself like that for a while... Wasn't that big of an inconvenience
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#27 - lapsushominum (05/15/2015) [-]
I'd like to say that I think you have a point, while personally I don't have an issue with people having body hair; I don't see why it's such a big deal.

Also, what is that picture from?
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#22 - TheFixer (05/15/2015) [-]
on one hand you have a slight point but on the more prevalent hand learn the difference between through and threw, and try shaving balls with one of those disposable razors.
#20 - anon (05/15/2015) [-]
> the struggle women have to go threw
> go threw
> threw
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#15 - sanctusdominus (05/15/2015) [-]
do you know how fucking annoying it is when you have to shave your balls and being shit scared of cutting your sack open we have our own problems go cry about your woman problems to some other woman
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#49 - gittons (05/15/2015) [-]
hair removal cream.
rub some goo on your nuts or anywhere and the hair just falls off.
so smooth.
#45 - anon (05/15/2015) [-]
yo that's terrifying, why do men even shave their balls. Like it's not like we're sucking 'em like a dick, okay maybe some of us do but thats something you talk about first.
#60 - xgeneration (05/15/2015) [-]
**xgeneration used "*roll picture*"**
**xgeneration rolled image**
Some of us don't like a crotch goatee
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#46 - sanctusdominus (05/15/2015) [-]
it just looks strange when you dont shave them too
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#21 - TheFixer (05/15/2015) [-]
electric razors man. the one I have doesn't cut
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#28 - sanctusdominus (05/15/2015) [-]
i still like my safety razor
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#16 - evebishop (05/15/2015) [-]
I have no first hand experience with that specific fear...however I will admit that is probably a pretty big concern. I wasn't trying to cry about stuff, just mentioning it.

Wait....do guys ever get 'excited' when they shave down there? Does that make it harder to shave or easier...?
#50 - anon (05/15/2015) [-]
often times I get rock hard shaving my junk.

My junk looks really hot, so if I stare at it to long anyways it gets hard.

it makes it easier.

I always jerk afterwards.
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#18 - sanctusdominus (05/15/2015) [-]
do you mean get excited because of the shaving.

also i dont really think it makes much of a difference if you have an erection or not although i found being quite cold helps because your testicles tend to come closer to the body and kinda stay out of the way when shaving
#17 - Comment deleted  [+] (14 replies) 05/15/2015 on Planes +1
#45 - kibbleking (05/15/2015) [-]
>spitfire
>USAF roundel
>surrounded by purely by American planes
nigga what?
#29 - hourlyb (05/15/2015) [-]
P-51 Mustang, actually. The aircraft are representing the USAF, with the F-15 Eagle, A-10 Warthog and F-22 Raptor representing the modern force, and the Mustang representing the past.
And air shows have speed limits to prevent a sonic boom fucking the ears of everyone within 1 mile. Those speed's are around 120 mph and 350-400 mph. And the Mustang can do 437 mph, the same as the A-10 Warthog in the bottom left.
So the Eagle, Raptor and Warthog aren't really slowing down since they can't go fast in the first place.
Yes I'm fun at parties.
#104 - nobleknight (05/15/2015) [-]
Actually the Mustang was in the USAAF (later it was re designated F-51 when the USAAF became the USAF).
#54 - anon (05/15/2015) [-]
The F-15 is actually very very fast. Like Mach 2.5+ fast. It's got an incredible thrust/weight ratio, was originally designed to compete with Russian Cold War era air superiority fighters. Now they've made it into a strike fighter (aka fighter/attack). All that really matters is that none of those planes are close to their stall speeds (all of them in that config probably stall no faster than 140 knots).
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#40 - maybehuman (05/15/2015) [-]
nah man not buzz kill, good info, thanks.
#38 - thebrokenwolf (05/15/2015) [-]
Good work, Lieutenant.
#26 - orangadink (05/15/2015) [-]
Spitfires were british planes hombre
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#27 - evebishop (05/15/2015) [-]
Hmm so I'm either remembering the wrong name...or my Texas Grandfather was actually British!
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#70 - xxkelevraxx (05/15/2015) [-]
spitfires, hurricanes, typhoons were all brittish planes. Thunderbolts, lightnings, mustangs, kitty (war) hawks. corsairs, bearcats, hellcats wildcats all american
#105 - nobleknight (05/15/2015) [-]
Don't forget the Tomahawks.
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#23 - usafperson (05/15/2015) [-]
What he ^ said, and probably not because this is a memorial flight. They're pretty common at air shows. Some newer jets mixed with older planes flying in a formation together. It's pretty cool to see. It's just a fly-over, it's not like they have to go any considerable distance.
#20 - superultradouche (05/15/2015) [-]
It's a P-51d mustang
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#24 - evebishop (05/15/2015) [-]
Sorry, I don't know planes very well...but that looked like the photo my father used to show me when he talked about my Grandfather flying planes when he was in the Air force
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#42 - alecmason (05/15/2015) [-]
To be fair, the British did have P-51s, though they were armed with the Hispano cannons, not 6 M2 Brownings.
#7 - Picture  [+] (1 reply) 05/12/2015 on Give it to me +5
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#10 - plataeiou (05/12/2015) [-]
Pretty much that.
#26 - Have you encouraged them to draw sigils....? "Hey Kid…  [+] (2 replies) 05/11/2015 on She's going places +3
#28 - chaoticlaw (05/12/2015) [-]
I haven't encouraged it, but I sure as shit haven't told her to stop.
#29 - evebishop (05/12/2015) [-]
Maybe that's why her transmutation circles aren't coming out very well...sounds like some Parent+child time is needed....just keep her away from the family dog