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evebishop

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Gender: female
Date Signed Up:7/12/2012
Last Login:2/25/2015
Location:Florida
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Highest Content Rank:#3539
Highest Comment Rank:#207
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Total Comments Made:2358
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Favorite Tags: Pokemon (2)

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#41 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/19/2014 on Why Lucario is so... +3
#42 - arenaferox (09/19/2014) [-]
#11 - Has anyone heard about the girl who set her house on fire with…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/06/2014 on something about... +59
User avatar #97 - samxdaxman (09/06/2014) [-]
"Why did you rob that bank?"
"Admin needs money, the amazon links aren't enough!
User avatar #84 - gunthar (09/06/2014) [-]
"slender man fans" ?? hahaha
User avatar #47 - traks (09/06/2014) [-]
Ive begun to recognize all mainstream media and tumblr as satire.
User avatar #27 - frogie (09/06/2014) [-]
I saw a different article about the same topic. In the one I read, they mainly just said slenderman once and said she read souleater and had thoughts of killing in her diary entries.
#22 - Do you think early alchemists did this sort of thing to freak …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/06/2014 on Awesome! +8
User avatar #58 - aerosol (09/06/2014) [-]
absolutely
I know I would
#909 - Picture 09/05/2014 on I wish admin would party... +1
#15 - I've only owned a ball python for a short time (adopted from a… 08/27/2014 on Morbid snake attack 0
#1270 - **evebishop rolled image ** 08/26/2014 on Let's play a game, FJ -1
#32 - Thought i'd share this one  [+] (2 new replies) 08/26/2014 on Five Nights~ +20
#187 - quoterox (08/27/2014) [-]
god damn i love atryl's art.
User avatar #197 - neutralgray (08/27/2014) [-]
I know, right?
#46 - Picture 08/26/2014 on After an internship at Bad... +5
#7 - It's amazing what physic engines can do now... 08/06/2014 on Physics +10
#17 - Picture 08/05/2014 on brushy brushy +1
#70 - I would not wish to have lesbian sex with a clone of myself...… 08/05/2014 on Clones 0
#69 - Good point and well explained, thank you! 08/05/2014 on Clones 0
#36 - Ok I get the whole teenage boy thing...and I meant if someone …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/04/2014 on Clones +1
User avatar #37 - lordgeneral (08/04/2014) [-]
it'd come up as peter parker with a y chromosome.
#40 - butakun (08/04/2014) [-]
*without a y chromosome.
#34 - I know in the world of superheros having huge super long hair …  [+] (8 new replies) 08/04/2014 on Clones +4
#44 - quiescat (08/04/2014) [-]
if i am not mistaken, running a DNA test only uses that little meaty bit at the very end (pic), so as i understand it longer hair only makes it marginally easier to find said hair, while also a chance of breaking off into strands that are unusable( no meat ). then you have the added bonus of all the extra hair products doing damage to the viability of hair samples for a DNA test, even something as simple as chlorinated water can have breaking down effects on DNA that could render the results useless, all added to the fact you would have to capture another sample to match with to even try to ID said super. given the goody to shoes that most are your not likely to find them on any sex offender data bases. so over all it should be easier to wound them and scrape up some blood, if your going to try and go that route.
User avatar #69 - evebishop (08/05/2014) [-]
Good point and well explained, thank you!
User avatar #38 - zomaru (08/04/2014) [-]
If you met a female clone of yourself, how would that not at some point pop into your head?
User avatar #70 - evebishop (08/05/2014) [-]
I would not wish to have lesbian sex with a clone of myself...nor a male version of myself either
User avatar #35 - lordgeneral (08/04/2014) [-]
how many girls do you know with the exact same hairstyle.

also; he's a teenage guy who wants to bust a nut.
User avatar #36 - evebishop (08/04/2014) [-]
Ok I get the whole teenage boy thing...and I meant if someone got a strand of her hair (shouldn't be hard) can't you pull DNA off it? I would imagine some of Spider-man's enemies would go through the trouble
User avatar #37 - lordgeneral (08/04/2014) [-]
it'd come up as peter parker with a y chromosome.
#40 - butakun (08/04/2014) [-]
*without a y chromosome.
#33 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/04/2014 on Clones +7
#46 - repostforlife (08/04/2014) [-]
I have something like that as well
#25 - Here's a pic of one the transparent mouse... 08/04/2014 on Science weekly +9
#11 - Torkoal doesn't look very impressed... 08/04/2014 on Torkoal Style +2
#56 - I've watched hentai before....this was a bit crazy but it wasn't bad  [+] (2 new replies) 08/04/2014 on tall people +1
User avatar #61 - sayonarazetsubou (08/04/2014) [-]
sladee

Oh come on. That's one of the weirdest ones out there.
User avatar #128 - sladee (08/04/2014) [-]
tx bby
#55 - Thank you 08/04/2014 on tall people +4
#33 - Picture  [+] (12 new replies) 08/04/2014 on tall people 0
User avatar #47 - lgninjaleetful (08/04/2014) [-]
whats the sauce on that?
User avatar #51 - xbonezbreaker (08/04/2014) [-]
I want to say clannad, but not entirely sure.

Looks like this but, I'm not 100%

myanimelist.net/character/4611/Mei_Sunohara
User avatar #39 - sayonarazetsubou (08/04/2014) [-]
myanimelist.net/anime/10325/Kyuuketsuki

Alright, fine. Here you go. Here's your... sauce...
#74 - hopporto (08/04/2014) [-]
Use this next time
#55 - evebishop (08/04/2014) [-]
Thank you
User avatar #34 - sayonarazetsubou (08/04/2014) [-]
You don't want it.

Trust me.

You do not want the sauce.
User avatar #56 - evebishop (08/04/2014) [-]
I've watched hentai before....this was a bit crazy but it wasn't bad
User avatar #61 - sayonarazetsubou (08/04/2014) [-]
sladee

Oh come on. That's one of the weirdest ones out there.
User avatar #128 - sladee (08/04/2014) [-]
tx bby
User avatar #37 - sladee (08/04/2014) [-]
Give it to him, he'll learn from that.
User avatar #40 - sayonarazetsubou (08/04/2014) [-]
Alright, I did it. Happy?
User avatar #41 - sladee (08/04/2014) [-]
just hit me up when he replies, k tx
#308 - I believe his plan in the beginning was to bring back Japan an… 08/04/2014 on My Favourite Anime 0
#221 - So pics of real dildos are still not allowed? 07/31/2014 on Relaxing SFW rules 0
#15 - Picture 07/30/2014 on Sigh +3
#114 - I think it's pretty and all...but I don't think I want my Play… 07/30/2014 on the new gaystation 4.... 0
#62 - I played a little of Pokemon Ruby Red, then kind of stopped. P… 07/30/2014 on Punchline in title 0

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User avatar #25 - gugek (09/24/2014) [-]
Good morning friend. Hope your day is fantastic.
#18 - aerosol ONLINE (06/02/2014) [-]
Just wanted to say you're probably the most chill woman on this site. Pretty funny too. Also noticed what elricbros said. Kinda dumb of them considering you have a bf I'm not following you I swear


but seriously that's all I came here for. Goodbye forever
#23 to #18 - weeez (06/02/2014) [-]
I want to caress your balls while we watch naruto together
User avatar #24 to #23 - aerosol ONLINE (06/02/2014) [-]
Naruto?
eww gay
User avatar #12 - Compootor (03/25/2014) [-]
Hey there, Sexy. I'll... Hey there.
User avatar #11 - acemcgunner (02/18/2014) [-]
hello sexy i'll ....hello
User avatar #6 - herbolifee ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
So what did we learn today?
Don't post pony **** outside of the ponyboard or ponytime
User avatar #5 - rainbowkindness (01/15/2014) [-]
Hai
User avatar #4 - majormayor (01/11/2014) [-]
I don't remember being here.
User avatar #3 - mayormilkman (11/30/2013) [-]
butts
User avatar #7 to #3 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
tits
User avatar #2 - PenguinArmy (11/26/2013) [-]
whats your avatar?
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