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evebishop

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Date Signed Up:7/12/2012
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#23 - Only until you have to run...  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2015 on Anime titties 0
User avatar #45 - broombroom (03/23/2015) [-]
or sit comfortably
#22 - Sadly that doesn't work if you have a small bust...but my mini…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/23/2015 on Anime titties +1
User avatar #30 - fuzzyballs (03/23/2015) [-]
good for you
#29 - anonymous (03/23/2015) [-]
So that's why my characters chest got bigger when I leveled up her item slots
#23 - Picture 03/23/2015 on Mattress Fight +2
#69 - So cute! I love Evee it's one of my fav pokemon (yes just beca…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2015 on What Breeding for a... 0
User avatar #71 - victorydanceofc (03/23/2015) [-]
Deviantart is that way, Samantha in the 7th grade.
#134 - I don't think you should dip babies into any sort of solar pan…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2015 on Samus 0
User avatar #135 - droitesorel (03/23/2015) [-]
Ada Wong doesn't do what Ada Wong does for Ada Wong. Ada Wong does what Ada Wong does because Ada Wong is ... Ada Wong.
#129 - My other big issue with Other M is the long internal dialogs a…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/23/2015 on Samus 0
User avatar #133 - droitesorel (03/23/2015) [-]
That's another reason why I see Other M as a prequel. She doesn't come off as hardened, she's more emotional, her hair is shorter, she preferred style over function unless you're Ada Wong. She can do anything in heels and her suit was as shiny as a newborn baby dipped in that shit that solar panels are made of
#144 - anonymous (03/23/2015) [-]
Y'know, Samus explains (with too much monologue I'll admit) that she wants Adam to trust her again. There isn't a single part in Other M where Samus is weak, she pretty much tells Adam to let her accompany his platoon so they won't die.
Lame Gameplay reason aside, Samus didn't want to disobey Adam so she could regain his trust... Because y'know, she says that he's pretty much the only person who understands her, and Samus being a lonely Bounty Hunter is bound to feel alone most of her days.
I loved Other M btw, I can see its problems but it made me love Samus more... nintendo can't and shouldn't pull Another Other M though. But Metroid Prime 4 when...?
User avatar #151 - droitesorel (03/23/2015) [-]
I honestly think Samus needs some closure, as well as a lot of other Nintendo capcom, sega, etc . Samus has been through a lot, and is probably one of the most developed Nintendo characters asides from Peach and Bowser and Loogi . Her character development started in the two GBA games, when she had mini-monologues (zero mission) or full out conversations and emotional BS (Fusion). If Nin10doh does decide to release another Metroid, it should be the last in the series (or at least the next chronologically). The ending monologue to Fusion says that the galaxy will blah blah blah and "We" will have to face it, yadda yadda yadda. That, to me, sets ground for Metal Gear Samus, even though she can't necessarily lose her suit (Psychological bonds). I don't even know what I'm getting at anymore. Too much sickness and allergies at once
User avatar #134 - evebishop (03/23/2015) [-]
I don't think you should dip babies into any sort of solar panel material...and Ada Wong can go to hell! I can barely walk down stairs in heels and she's spin kicking zombies?!
User avatar #135 - droitesorel (03/23/2015) [-]
Ada Wong doesn't do what Ada Wong does for Ada Wong. Ada Wong does what Ada Wong does because Ada Wong is ... Ada Wong.
#126 - Nice pic. My problem with Other M is the fact it took a strong…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/23/2015 on Samus 0
User avatar #127 - droitesorel (03/23/2015) [-]
Well, the main reason Adam had her wait for permission for her weapons was to not damage the station. The suit shit did kind of annoy me. I was okay with her following orders solely because it kind of kept the point that Samus was pretty much a G.F. lapdog even though she's a bounty hunter. If the Metroid timeline wasn't already set in stone with Other M being the second most recent before Fusion, I would be okay with OM being a prequel. But nooooooooooooooo, devs have to have it their way
User avatar #129 - evebishop (03/23/2015) [-]
My other big issue with Other M is the long internal dialogs and how she comes off as very whiny. I understand a character with internal conflict and issues is great but to me she just kept complaining and I felt she could have been emotionally hurt while still doing her thing as a bad ass merc.
User avatar #133 - droitesorel (03/23/2015) [-]
That's another reason why I see Other M as a prequel. She doesn't come off as hardened, she's more emotional, her hair is shorter, she preferred style over function unless you're Ada Wong. She can do anything in heels and her suit was as shiny as a newborn baby dipped in that shit that solar panels are made of
#144 - anonymous (03/23/2015) [-]
Y'know, Samus explains (with too much monologue I'll admit) that she wants Adam to trust her again. There isn't a single part in Other M where Samus is weak, she pretty much tells Adam to let her accompany his platoon so they won't die.
Lame Gameplay reason aside, Samus didn't want to disobey Adam so she could regain his trust... Because y'know, she says that he's pretty much the only person who understands her, and Samus being a lonely Bounty Hunter is bound to feel alone most of her days.
I loved Other M btw, I can see its problems but it made me love Samus more... nintendo can't and shouldn't pull Another Other M though. But Metroid Prime 4 when...?
User avatar #151 - droitesorel (03/23/2015) [-]
I honestly think Samus needs some closure, as well as a lot of other Nintendo capcom, sega, etc . Samus has been through a lot, and is probably one of the most developed Nintendo characters asides from Peach and Bowser and Loogi . Her character development started in the two GBA games, when she had mini-monologues (zero mission) or full out conversations and emotional BS (Fusion). If Nin10doh does decide to release another Metroid, it should be the last in the series (or at least the next chronologically). The ending monologue to Fusion says that the galaxy will blah blah blah and "We" will have to face it, yadda yadda yadda. That, to me, sets ground for Metal Gear Samus, even though she can't necessarily lose her suit (Psychological bonds). I don't even know what I'm getting at anymore. Too much sickness and allergies at once
User avatar #134 - evebishop (03/23/2015) [-]
I don't think you should dip babies into any sort of solar panel material...and Ada Wong can go to hell! I can barely walk down stairs in heels and she's spin kicking zombies?!
User avatar #135 - droitesorel (03/23/2015) [-]
Ada Wong doesn't do what Ada Wong does for Ada Wong. Ada Wong does what Ada Wong does because Ada Wong is ... Ada Wong.
#78 - Until fairly recently Samus had a fairly realistic body type (…  [+] (12 new replies) 03/23/2015 on Samus 0
#117 - droitesorel (03/23/2015) [-]
Samus was given an Amazonian body type in Fusion. Just look at that shit.

She also had some insane abs in . . . Super Metroid. If I remember that one correctly.

Other M never really bothered me because I've seen characters miraculously change mid-media, or even die at that. I can't get the problems people have with Other M. Maybe I'm just more tolerant to things that others aren't? Seriously, nobody gives me a legit reason
User avatar #126 - evebishop (03/23/2015) [-]
Nice pic. My problem with Other M is the fact it took a strong female character and more or less made her a submissive follower to someone. In all the other Metroid games she pretty much handled things on her own, she lost her powers and reclaimed them without any crying or complaining. Granted there was never any dialog but there wasn't anything suggesting she was complaining. In Other M she often had these inner monologues and couldn't use weapons or features in HER OWN ARMOR without permission. I understand some of that was for the sake of gameplay but I and several others felt it was weakening a normally very independent character.

Imagine if Wolverine joined a group and had to call some one "Sir" or ask permission to use his claws. It just takes away from a character. At least in my view
User avatar #127 - droitesorel (03/23/2015) [-]
Well, the main reason Adam had her wait for permission for her weapons was to not damage the station. The suit shit did kind of annoy me. I was okay with her following orders solely because it kind of kept the point that Samus was pretty much a G.F. lapdog even though she's a bounty hunter. If the Metroid timeline wasn't already set in stone with Other M being the second most recent before Fusion, I would be okay with OM being a prequel. But nooooooooooooooo, devs have to have it their way
User avatar #129 - evebishop (03/23/2015) [-]
My other big issue with Other M is the long internal dialogs and how she comes off as very whiny. I understand a character with internal conflict and issues is great but to me she just kept complaining and I felt she could have been emotionally hurt while still doing her thing as a bad ass merc.
User avatar #133 - droitesorel (03/23/2015) [-]
That's another reason why I see Other M as a prequel. She doesn't come off as hardened, she's more emotional, her hair is shorter, she preferred style over function unless you're Ada Wong. She can do anything in heels and her suit was as shiny as a newborn baby dipped in that shit that solar panels are made of
#144 - anonymous (03/23/2015) [-]
Y'know, Samus explains (with too much monologue I'll admit) that she wants Adam to trust her again. There isn't a single part in Other M where Samus is weak, she pretty much tells Adam to let her accompany his platoon so they won't die.
Lame Gameplay reason aside, Samus didn't want to disobey Adam so she could regain his trust... Because y'know, she says that he's pretty much the only person who understands her, and Samus being a lonely Bounty Hunter is bound to feel alone most of her days.
I loved Other M btw, I can see its problems but it made me love Samus more... nintendo can't and shouldn't pull Another Other M though. But Metroid Prime 4 when...?
User avatar #151 - droitesorel (03/23/2015) [-]
I honestly think Samus needs some closure, as well as a lot of other Nintendo capcom, sega, etc . Samus has been through a lot, and is probably one of the most developed Nintendo characters asides from Peach and Bowser and Loogi . Her character development started in the two GBA games, when she had mini-monologues (zero mission) or full out conversations and emotional BS (Fusion). If Nin10doh does decide to release another Metroid, it should be the last in the series (or at least the next chronologically). The ending monologue to Fusion says that the galaxy will blah blah blah and "We" will have to face it, yadda yadda yadda. That, to me, sets ground for Metal Gear Samus, even though she can't necessarily lose her suit (Psychological bonds). I don't even know what I'm getting at anymore. Too much sickness and allergies at once
User avatar #134 - evebishop (03/23/2015) [-]
I don't think you should dip babies into any sort of solar panel material...and Ada Wong can go to hell! I can barely walk down stairs in heels and she's spin kicking zombies?!
User avatar #135 - droitesorel (03/23/2015) [-]
Ada Wong doesn't do what Ada Wong does for Ada Wong. Ada Wong does what Ada Wong does because Ada Wong is ... Ada Wong.
#122 - kingderps (03/23/2015) [-]
Super Metroid Samus

Look at those stats, 6"3 nearly 200 lbs

I'm a 5"11 180 lb man, she towers over me.
User avatar #123 - droitesorel (03/23/2015) [-]
Like I said, I don't remember much of the stats brought by SM.
User avatar #79 - compared (03/23/2015) [-]
Thanks for using a comparison, hope you have a great day!
#12 - Off topic but....those action figures are amazing! 03/17/2015 on hammer time 0
#27 - Picture 03/17/2015 on (untitled) 0
#152 - Picture 03/17/2015 on life -1
#151 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2015 on life +2
#171 - tossed (03/17/2015) [-]
yes
#8 - They have a blue tint but Dex is bright blue...almost smurf colored  [+] (2 new replies) 03/17/2015 on Dex-starr Origin Story 0
#27 - miwauturu (03/17/2015) [-]
It's a comic, colours are often exaggerated, it probably is just one of the "blue" cat breeds.
User avatar #11 - deadnanners (03/17/2015) [-]
he is magical
#2 - Has no one ever wondered about a blue cat.....? I mean it's br…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/17/2015 on Dex-starr Origin Story +5
User avatar #62 - bubblefoxee (03/17/2015) [-]
He wears a magical ring that turns him from cat to ultra-murder-vengence-beast, but you are more curious about him being blue?
#4 - anonymous (03/17/2015) [-]
british shorthair
User avatar #8 - evebishop (03/17/2015) [-]
They have a blue tint but Dex is bright blue...almost smurf colored
#27 - miwauturu (03/17/2015) [-]
It's a comic, colours are often exaggerated, it probably is just one of the "blue" cat breeds.
User avatar #11 - deadnanners (03/17/2015) [-]
he is magical
#82 - Picture 03/17/2015 on Get rid of that self-pity 0
#8 - As far as I know most airsoft or BB guns like those require co… 03/16/2015 on (untitled) 0
#73 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2015 on Subway flasher is showing... +11
#105 - ludislavonac (03/16/2015) [-]
#27 - Cutest thing ever! Thank you 03/15/2015 on evebishop's profile 0
#8 - Back in the old days women couldn't actually get sex toys so t…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/15/2015 on just 9.99 order now +7
#9 - thegamepixel (03/15/2015) [-]
#22 - Sauce if you want it... Art by Orlando Fox 03/15/2015 on (untitled) +1
#9 - Picture 03/15/2015 on 100% mortality rate +3
#46 - Think he did a flying face plant into that one... 03/15/2015 on Boobs +44
#44 - Picture 03/15/2015 on Boobs +33
#16 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 03/15/2015 on (untitled) 0
#21 - bluelightbebop (03/15/2015) [-]
User avatar #22 - evebishop (03/15/2015) [-]
Sauce if you want it...
Art by Orlando Fox
orlandofox.tumblr.com/post/102435236373/atryl-toy-chica
#17 - I don't know...I think that's kind of sweet actually  [+] (17 new replies) 03/15/2015 on Boobs -72
User avatar #43 - rampagindragon (03/15/2015) [-]
Yea that's the point shit face.

Go post lewd ducks on /b/ where people are half expecting to run into people with retarded fetishes.
User avatar #90 - dehnoobshow (03/15/2015) [-]
Except Toy Chica actually looks somewhat like that in FNAF 2.
User avatar #19 - megamantrigger (03/15/2015) [-]
Is there any single thing on this planet you people will not fuck?
#70 - niggernazi (03/15/2015) [-]
Human girls...
#148 - rongdisk (03/15/2015) [-]
TFW no human girls to fuck
#57 - schneidend (03/15/2015) [-]
Get destroyed, son.
User avatar #32 - pokedigimon (03/15/2015) [-]
You
#126 - dasbrot (03/15/2015) [-]
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#51 - brothergrimm (03/15/2015) [-]
owned
#44 - evebishop (03/15/2015) [-]
#37 - moriorinvictus (03/15/2015) [-]
Fucking #rekt
User avatar #36 - kaipo (03/15/2015) [-]
He walked the fuck into that
#46 - evebishop (03/15/2015) [-]
Think he did a flying face plant into that one...
User avatar #33 - superblade (03/15/2015) [-]
Shrek
User avatar #38 - ayumu (03/15/2015) [-]
wrong
shrek is love
#20 - Shadow Guardian (03/15/2015) [-]

items

Total unique items point value: 550 / Total items point value: 900
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#26 - carlonord ONLINE (03/15/2015) [-]
Happened to notice you in the comments, remembered you're a pretty cool gal, thought you could use some cute.    
   
Have a great day!
Happened to notice you in the comments, remembered you're a pretty cool gal, thought you could use some cute.

Have a great day!
User avatar #27 to #26 - evebishop (03/15/2015) [-]
Cutest thing ever! Thank you
User avatar #25 - gugek (09/24/2014) [-]
Good morning friend. Hope your day is fantastic.
#18 - aerosol (06/02/2014) [-]
Just wanted to say you're probably the most chill woman on this site. Pretty funny too. Also noticed what elricbros said. Kinda dumb of them considering you have a bf I'm not following you I swear


but seriously that's all I came here for. Goodbye forever
#23 to #18 - weeez (06/02/2014) [-]
I want to caress your balls while we watch naruto together
User avatar #24 to #23 - aerosol (06/02/2014) [-]
Naruto?
eww gay
User avatar #12 - Compootor (03/25/2014) [-]
Hey there, Sexy. I'll... Hey there.
User avatar #11 - acemcgunner ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
hello sexy i'll ....hello
User avatar #6 - herbolifee (01/28/2014) [-]
So what did we learn today?
Don't post pony **** outside of the ponyboard or ponytime
User avatar #5 - rainbowkindness (01/15/2014) [-]
Hai
User avatar #4 - majormayor (01/11/2014) [-]
I don't remember being here.
User avatar #3 - mayormilkman (11/30/2013) [-]
butts
User avatar #7 to #3 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
tits
User avatar #2 - PenguinArmy (11/26/2013) [-]
whats your avatar?
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