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evebishop

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Gender: female
Date Signed Up:7/12/2012
Last Login:6/26/2015
Location:Florida
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#11590
Comment Ranking:#7294
Highest Content Rank:#3539
Highest Comment Rank:#207
Content Thumbs: 544 total,  702 ,  158
Comment Thumbs: 10021 total,  13925 ,  3904
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Level 42 Content: Sammich eater → Level 43 Content: Sammich eater
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Subscribers:3
Content Views:38759
Times Content Favorited:49 times
Total Comments Made:2491
FJ Points:8672
Favorite Tags: Pokemon (2)

latest user's comments

#76 - I kind of agree...it's hard to go "People are the same no… 04/10/2015 on 10 reasons why gay marriage... +4
#75 - Troll  [+] (1 new reply) 04/10/2015 on 10 reasons why gay marriage... -4
#117 - anon (04/10/2015) [-]
Fuck off.

No one cares about your sexuality, keep it to yourself.
#29 - You can see the shots curve down into the hole, if it curved a…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/10/2015 on Greedo shot first +2
User avatar #30 - weinerdick (04/10/2015) [-]
hm, I never thought of that
maybe there's a suction by the hole?
User avatar #36 - pootismang (04/10/2015) [-]
>exhaust
>suction
I'm gonna let you think about this for a sec.

It's not completely impossible, but that's rather screwy.
User avatar #87 - weinerdick (04/10/2015) [-]
I mean... the way the lasers or missile or whatever went inside of it made it look like they were being sucked in
#28 - Considering the how often people seem to miss in these movies … 04/10/2015 on Greedo shot first +2
#139 - Picture 04/10/2015 on TACOBELL BAJA BLAST HEST 0
#14 - Picture 04/10/2015 on Black death +14
#75 - I can't tell if she's gained/lost weight between some of these… 04/10/2015 on A few of my cosplays (n00b... 0
#74 - Picture 04/10/2015 on A few of my cosplays (n00b... +4
#124 - Just need some power armor and a flamer and you'll fit right in... 04/10/2015 on My dog scratched me +2
#85 - Everytime I see one of these comps it makes me want to replay … 04/10/2015 on Oblivion Comp II +2
#79 - Picture 04/10/2015 on It doesn't need context comp 0
#72 - Picture 04/10/2015 on Little shit +5
#66 - Picture 04/10/2015 on 2fast4u +5
#126 - Picture 04/10/2015 on Scaroused +4
#157 - There was a phase where everything was "its the same show… 03/28/2015 on Toms Evolution +6
#104 - Not a bad place to look for like minded people who might …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/25/2015 on Check m8 atheists 0
User avatar #105 - heartlessrobot (03/25/2015) [-]
I've already got an account.
#57 - Good point 03/24/2015 on Batman is...Batman 0
#102 - I actually prefer to wear the collar but we are both into pet play  [+] (3 new replies) 03/24/2015 on Check m8 atheists 0
User avatar #103 - heartlessrobot (03/25/2015) [-]
I knew girls were actually in to bondage. I just need to find one that likes pegging and mutual body-worship.
User avatar #104 - evebishop (03/25/2015) [-]
fetlife.com/
Not a bad place to look for like minded people who might share interests..
User avatar #105 - heartlessrobot (03/25/2015) [-]
I've already got an account.
#101 - Thus is FunnyJunk... 03/24/2015 on Check m8 atheists 0
#21 - Yes...my boyfriend 03/24/2015 on Thanks Mr. Skeltal 0
#16 - Oh hey I played this! A friend invited me to a game once. I bo… 03/23/2015 on WTF is Dagorhir? +1
#1 - I always found the hentai action figures kind of creepy....tin…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/23/2015 on Thanks Mr. Skeltal +4
User avatar #17 - byobgraffpro (03/24/2015) [-]
it is creepy man
User avatar #4 - blandbland (03/23/2015) [-]
Ya Iwant life sized figures with realistic working bits
User avatar #21 - evebishop (03/24/2015) [-]
Yes...my boyfriend
#11 - But I still can't get my boyfriend to fetch my slippers.... …  [+] (18 new replies) 03/23/2015 on Check m8 atheists -40
User avatar #89 - becauseoprahsaidso (03/23/2015) [-]
get them yourself, lard ass
User avatar #71 - heartlessrobot (03/23/2015) [-]
Try getting a collar, see if he's in to pet-play.
User avatar #102 - evebishop (03/24/2015) [-]
I actually prefer to wear the collar but we are both into pet play
User avatar #103 - heartlessrobot (03/25/2015) [-]
I knew girls were actually in to bondage. I just need to find one that likes pegging and mutual body-worship.
User avatar #104 - evebishop (03/25/2015) [-]
fetlife.com/
Not a bad place to look for like minded people who might share interests..
User avatar #105 - heartlessrobot (03/25/2015) [-]
I've already got an account.
#51 - anon (03/23/2015) [-]
why are we fucking someone up with red thumbs after they said a joke? not cool, y'all.
User avatar #101 - evebishop (03/24/2015) [-]
Thus is FunnyJunk...
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User avatar #38 - meganinja (03/23/2015) [-]
Dogs don't do shit unless you give them a treat
Reply
User avatar #29 - nigeltheoutlaw (03/23/2015) [-]
It's because you aren't pleasing your man. A satisfied man would do your menial tasks that you're too lazy to do.
#28 - angelusprimus (03/23/2015) [-]
You have to know how to ask for them.
For example I yell at my wife
"Wife I'm the man of this house and I demand you to bring me my slippers!"
and I get them immidately. Straight to my face.
#21 - anon (03/23/2015) [-]
...are you retarded
User avatar #20 - numbmind (03/23/2015) [-]
You gotta give treats and obviously you don't give them out enough if you know what i mean.
User avatar #16 - phtholognyrrh (03/23/2015) [-]
perhaps more good boy points will do the trick

or if youd do a trick once in a while. we all know it is really the dog who trains us
User avatar #15 - samoaspider (03/23/2015) [-]
maybe the "dog" doesn't respect its "master"

let that sink in
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User avatar #13 - theshinypen (03/23/2015) [-]
Thats because hes lazy. As are you.
#21 - Well put! There is also the body language where not showing th… 03/23/2015 on Age of Ultron poster looks... +2
#57 - Otherkin.... [cringe] I understand feeling a connectio…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/23/2015 on Cringe #13 +1
User avatar #87 - bannanafox (04/15/2015) [-]
Here here!

I think we should keep it under wraps as people don't want to see that stuff and have it stuffed down their throats.

Totally agree there - there are times and places for it and so long as we keep it to ourselves - everyone should get along fine.

#73 - loveindarkplaces (03/25/2015) [-]
I'm in the furry fandom for most of the sfw art (It's surprisingly a LOT of fun to draw), and a lot of the furries I've met are genuinely nice people with an interest in animals and anthro.


And then there's fuckin' creepos like that one greentext college kid who tried to smell some girl while muttering that she "Smells good for a human".


The way I see it, there's two types in every fandom.

Sonic fans, and ... God I don't know what to call them
Bronies, and neckbeards who take it too far
Furries, and this bullshit called "deerkin" or "plutokin"

There's gonna be cancer in every fandom, unfortunately.

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#26 - carlonord (03/15/2015) [-]
Happened to notice you in the comments, remembered you're a pretty cool gal, thought you could use some cute.    
   
Have a great day!
Happened to notice you in the comments, remembered you're a pretty cool gal, thought you could use some cute.

Have a great day!
User avatar #27 to #26 - evebishop (03/15/2015) [-]
Cutest thing ever! Thank you
User avatar #25 - gugek (09/24/2014) [-]
Good morning friend. Hope your day is fantastic.
#18 - aerosol (06/02/2014) [-]
Just wanted to say you're probably the most chill woman on this site. Pretty funny too. Also noticed what elricbros said. Kinda dumb of them considering you have a bf I'm not following you I swear


but seriously that's all I came here for. Goodbye forever
#23 to #18 - weeez (06/02/2014) [-]
I want to caress your balls while we watch naruto together
User avatar #24 to #23 - aerosol (06/02/2014) [-]
Naruto?
eww gay
User avatar #12 - Compootor (03/25/2014) [-]
Hey there, Sexy. I'll... Hey there.
User avatar #11 - acemcgunner (02/18/2014) [-]
hello sexy i'll ....hello
User avatar #6 - herbolifee (01/28/2014) [-]
So what did we learn today?
Don't post pony **** outside of the ponyboard or ponytime
User avatar #5 - rainbowkindness (01/15/2014) [-]
Hai
User avatar #4 - majormayor (01/11/2014) [-]
I don't remember being here.
User avatar #3 - mayormilkman (11/30/2013) [-]
butts
User avatar #7 to #3 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
tits
User avatar #2 - PenguinArmy (11/26/2013) [-]
whats your avatar?
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