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#8 - Comment deleted 04/14/2014 on (untitled) 0
#21 - I've been a fan of Assassin's creed for a while now, I started…  [+] (18 new replies) 04/14/2014 on Assassin's Creed 2 Final... +1
User avatar #34 - tkfourtwoone (04/14/2014) [-]
Ezio, Ezio, EZIO AUDITORE DA FIRENZE! Not "eNzio"!

Jesus, almost 6 years later and some idiots still can't get that shit right!
#36 - evebishop (04/14/2014) [-]
Calm your tits, I misspelled an Italian name. It always sounded like "Enzio" to me and I didn't do a quick google search...it's not the end of the world, I was wrong
User avatar #37 - tkfourtwoone (04/14/2014) [-]
"It always sounded like "Enzio" to me"

Are you fucking retarded or something?! Are you actually illiterate?!?

SUBTITLES exists for single-digit IQ fucktards like yourself, you know! They fucking say & display out his name out & loud not even 5 minutes into the game, when he's born!

Also, it WAS a common mistake to say "Enzio" instead of "Ezio" *(mainly because of the Enzo Ferarri model), but that was FUCKING SIX YEARS AGO, when people barely even heard of the character.

tl;dr - you have absolutely no reason to be so fucking stupid, especially since you yourself declare "I've been a fan of Assassin's Creed for a while now" - you're not a fan, you're just an illiterate faggot
User avatar #38 - evebishop (04/14/2014) [-]
Chill the fuck out

I don't usually play with subtitles on because I don't always have time to read them in the heat of playing. I already said I was wrong about his name so shut the fuck up about it. It's not that uncommon for people to misspeak his name considering there were a lot of very Italian names in the game. You act like getting his name wrong is a capital offense
User avatar #39 - tkfourtwoone (04/14/2014) [-]
" It's not that uncommon for people to misspeak his name considering there were a lot of very Italian names in the game"

It IS uncommon for people who call themselves "fans" of a particular story (that is alo pretty known to the general public) to fuck names up. What next, Ash Ketchup from Tokemon? Kernip from Muppets? Dark Vader?

Also, the whole "I don't usually play with subtitles on because I don't always have time to read them" just convinced me that you ARE an illiterate cunt.
Hope you can actually read this post in the next 30 minutes. Dumbass.

"You act like getting his name wrong is a capital offense" - it is pretty much when you declare yourself a "fan". Now open your mouth wide, you deserve all this shit poured into it.
#56 - montybalboa (04/14/2014) [-]
What the holy fuck is wrong with you? I really hope your intellectual elitism consoles you when you are sad and alone.
User avatar #77 - tkfourtwoone (04/14/2014) [-]
Too bad I am NOT sad and alone, since unlike you fuckers I have managed to find someone with standards equally high as mine. Fucking dipshits.
#78 - montybalboa (04/14/2014) [-]
You're really angry
User avatar #80 - tkfourtwoone (04/15/2014) [-]
Yes, one normally gets rather angry when a self-intitled "fan" of a certain topic can't even get the fucking name of the motherfucking main character right.
#81 - montybalboa (04/15/2014) [-]
Entitled, entitled, SELF-ENTITLED! Not "self-Intitled"!

Jesus, almost 1500 years since the invention of the English language and some idiots still can't get that shit right!
User avatar #82 - tkfourtwoone (04/15/2014) [-]
There is a rather huge difference between an involuntary typo (written at 6:30 AM, while I was still trying to wake up) and willingly misspelling a main character's name, a character from a franchise one declares they're a fan of.
User avatar #40 - evebishop (04/14/2014) [-]
I can read quite well thank you, and I am a fan of the Assassin's creed series I just misspelled his name. It's not like I went "I'm a fan, Assassin's fork took place in France" I just misspelled a name for goodness sake. Not everyone plays with the subtitles on. It really isn't that big of a deal to misspell someone's name
#29 - mankbeast (04/14/2014) [-]
I think a lot of people think AC2 was the best.I think the story was great and the gameplay was awesome. I do think AC4 was lots of fun though.
User avatar #31 - evebishop (04/14/2014) [-]
I admit I had a lot of fun playing it, I thought it was a little more limited though. I enjoyed being able to climb and sneak about on rooftops and in AC4 the buildings were a bit too far to do that as easily as I might have liked (minor complaint at best) but the guard posts were always so annoying and I had to keep myself from using pistols because they made things too easy. AC4 was a very fun game though
#32 - mankbeast (04/14/2014) [-]
You ever played the multiplayer? I was like in the top 5% in brotherhood. I havent really played it after that.
User avatar #33 - evebishop (04/14/2014) [-]
No I've never touched the multiplayer on any AC games
#25 - motherduck (04/14/2014) [-]
>Enzio
User avatar #26 - evebishop (04/14/2014) [-]
Crap I knew I was going to get that name wrong....
#60 - I think it's kind of a "blending in" thing, Ventress… 04/14/2014 on Force Powers 0
#11 - I know that feel....I made it a point to do just about every s…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/14/2014 on Time Management +2
User avatar #12 - navadae (04/14/2014) [-]
if it makes you feel any better, i got to the point the crew was abducted, did all the loyalty missions but not side missions, didnt know your crew would get disintegrated if you did side mission, so i did a few more then went to save them, melting people.... couldnt bring myself to finish and since all my saves were done AFTER the missions, i had to restart -the whole game-
User avatar #16 - imnotkickthecat (04/14/2014) [-]
After they take your crew you have time for one or two more side missions before anyone important is melted.
User avatar #17 - zomaru (04/14/2014) [-]
I classify Important as any of my crew.....
And the game will either give you 1 or 0. so saving Tali is nearly impossible.
User avatar #19 - imnotkickthecat (04/14/2014) [-]
Even the no named background npcs that have no other reason for being there besides making the ship not look empty? Cause those ones are the only ones that die if you only do the legion loyalty mission right after the crew gets taken.
User avatar #20 - zomaru (04/14/2014) [-]
That also includes 1 of your 2 engineers, and you assistant. I kinda consider them essential personal.
User avatar #13 - evebishop (04/14/2014) [-]
A gamer's nightmare....
#10 - Picture 04/14/2014 on Time Management 0
#57 - I can understand the point he's making...but I'm pretty sure t…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #61 - dagramcraka (04/14/2014) [-]
what are you? a fucking meme nazi!?
#56 - I'm going to say yes, but it's been suggested in Clone wars th…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/14/2014 on Force Powers 0
User avatar #59 - yunoknow (04/14/2014) [-]
even while in use? the clone wars is awesome.
User avatar #60 - evebishop (04/14/2014) [-]
I think it's kind of a "blending in" thing, Ventress could hide her force presence while walking around or sneaking about but if she stepped out infront of a jedi they could tell she was a force user. I think it only works until you're noticed. This was a common skill among Sith so they could go about undetected....

The official name of the power is: Force Stealth
starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Force_stealth
#55 - I think the Jedi mind trick requires people to look at you bef… 04/14/2014 on Force Powers 0
#75 - Let me tell you something about back in the day.... when compu… 04/14/2014 on When I see posts about Animes 0
#190 - There were great women in history, sadly a lot of them are his…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2014 on FOLLOW THE LINK IN THE... 0
User avatar #191 - timmywankenobi (04/14/2014) [-]
yes very true .
#70 - Remember when it was a bad thing to admit you played video gam…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/14/2014 on When I see posts about Animes -1
User avatar #71 - slayton (04/14/2014) [-]
Maybe nights on the internet, but playing video games has always been cool as far as I can remember. I just didn't realize how much things had changed in the past 7 years.
User avatar #75 - evebishop (04/14/2014) [-]
Let me tell you something about back in the day.... when computers were still kind of new it wasn't cool to have one. If you spent nights on the internet (back in the days of AOL) chatting away or playing games before they caught on, it wasn't a good thing. Back when computer games were new and not everyone had one they were just for nerds.
#181 - Not exactly, I think men and women have different values on ce…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/14/2014 on FOLLOW THE LINK IN THE... 0
User avatar #185 - timmywankenobi (04/14/2014) [-]
oh okay I see what your getting at . yes women do have different values and different goals but their are plenty of strong women leaders like queen Victoria or Elisabeth or even the slutty Cleopatra or Catherine the great .
User avatar #190 - evebishop (04/14/2014) [-]
There were great women in history, sadly a lot of them are historically important for being sluts....however people like Harriet Tubman is a great example of a woman actively resisting something that is wrong, taking chances and being a leader. marilyn monroe will be known for being a slut even though she was highly intelligent and an example of breaking gender stereotypes.
User avatar #191 - timmywankenobi (04/14/2014) [-]
yes very true .
#171 - Wow fair and balanced reporting at it's finest.... 04/14/2014 on FOLLOW THE LINK IN THE... 0
#170 - It's kind of subtle (possibly not even intentional) but I do f…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/14/2014 on FOLLOW THE LINK IN THE... 0
User avatar #176 - timmywankenobi (04/14/2014) [-]
oh I see your not saying men are actually treated better or even the same you saying men are expected to achieve more then women , i can agree with that.
User avatar #181 - evebishop (04/14/2014) [-]
Not exactly, I think men and women have different values on certain achievements. Growing up we learn and hear about the Founding Fathers, the great men of history and their achievements, but 90% of them are all men. Female role models are usually women who stood up to others and resisted or worked in secret, while the men in history were the warriors and leaders. See how that can maybe suggest Men are more important? Men lead armies, women refuse to move to the back of a bus. While this is not a true representation of the sexes I can see how it might influence younger minds.

On a side note, I do believe that men are taught they need to achieve things like "Own valuable things" or that you HAVE to have a girlfriend.

It seems odd to me but it seems like men put a lot of value in what kind of girlfriend someone has
User avatar #185 - timmywankenobi (04/14/2014) [-]
oh okay I see what your getting at . yes women do have different values and different goals but their are plenty of strong women leaders like queen Victoria or Elisabeth or even the slutty Cleopatra or Catherine the great .
User avatar #190 - evebishop (04/14/2014) [-]
There were great women in history, sadly a lot of them are historically important for being sluts....however people like Harriet Tubman is a great example of a woman actively resisting something that is wrong, taking chances and being a leader. marilyn monroe will be known for being a slut even though she was highly intelligent and an example of breaking gender stereotypes.
User avatar #191 - timmywankenobi (04/14/2014) [-]
yes very true .
#72 - I think you should be worried if your port is that sticky....  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2014 on NSFW +3
User avatar #74 - silverzepher (04/14/2014) [-]
shhh. just let it happen, electronic porn is good
#10 - Picture 04/14/2014 on Pen15 +9
#68 - I like the Ultimate version better where he's pretty much a su…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2014 on Magic Bow +10
User avatar #153 - beerterror (04/14/2014) [-]
He is in 616 version too, plus the freaking ninja too. Not as much a marksman as Bullseye, but he once shoot himself on the Kree jetpack with the Kree soldier still attached into a Kree warship engine. Talk about aim.
#89 - <Dogmeat was killed  [+] (3 new replies) 04/14/2014 on Dogmeat +49
#164 - whatabloodbrush (04/14/2014) [-]
thanks man, best feeling for a great start in the day -.-
#174 - evebishop (04/14/2014) [-]
Crippling depression...it's what's for dinner
have this to make you feel better
#97 - fishinyourface (04/14/2014) [-]
#83 - Picture 04/14/2014 on Tradition +6
#52 - I can honestly say no I do not know what that is like....howev…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2014 on Woman Incapable of Sexual... 0
User avatar #53 - unlithe (04/13/2014) [-]
pretty damn bothersome. especially when her efforts to figure out how to undo a belt double after seeing your pants tent
#12 - Picture 04/12/2014 on Vulture. +5
#24 - Maybe if she didn't wear a shirt that went almost to the middl…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2014 on Community -3
User avatar #27 - sciencexplain (04/12/2014) [-]
Jesus christ, it's a TV show. No need to get so worked up. Leave that for the Tumblr posts.
#30 - **evebishop rolled image ** How I seduce the guys...  [+] (2 new replies) 04/12/2014 on How I seduce women +1
User avatar #58 - cookiecoketwo (04/12/2014) [-]
TACOOOOOSSSSS!
#39 - badasszilla (04/12/2014) [-]
consider me seduced, baby
#63 - Picture 04/12/2014 on Gives me a reason to take a... +4
#95 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 04/12/2014 on Furries +33
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User avatar #148 - mangostormlegend (04/12/2014) [-]
Gotta love that Looney Toons animation
#111 - sonoriti (04/12/2014) [-]
Holy shit bro that's smooth
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#13 - elricbros (04/05/2014) [-]
decide to check your profile
filled with betas trying to make conversation and you never responding
top kek
User avatar #14 to #13 - evebishop (04/05/2014) [-]
Oh sorry, I never check my own profile....I figure a few comments here are just random internet guys being internet guys
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********					, you just know they're not worth any time
******** , you just know they're not worth any time
#16 to #15 - evebishop (04/05/2014) [-]
Darn I couldn't find a good reaction image from Futurama for the line   
&quot;It would just be a waste of your time&quot;   
&quot;That's impossible because my time is useless!&quot;
Darn I couldn't find a good reaction image from Futurama for the line
"It would just be a waste of your time"
"That's impossible because my time is useless!"
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So what did we learn today?
Don't post pony **** outside of the ponyboard or ponytime
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Hai
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I don't remember being here.
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