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evebishop

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Date Signed Up:7/12/2012
Last Login:8/21/2015
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#7 - Comment deleted 08/11/2015 on Never be ashamed to be alone +61
#17 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 08/11/2015 on Uncle Ben +7
#20 - StickyTissueLoLz (08/11/2015) [-]
#69 - greedtheavaricious (08/12/2015) [-]
God forbid we have some fun.
#73 - That's not glitter and candy... 08/11/2015 on >You will never be this happy 0
#147 - If it could cover it's head or duck down as a self preservatio…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2015 on I am an android 0
User avatar #149 - centifolia (06/07/2015) [-]
Does not matter. He/she can always look before leaping. The important part is the knowledge of what to do.

>Who would it call to help it?
Anyone. Screams have been embedded in our biological structure to cause distress among the group. It will call everyone's attention in the vicinity to rescue the android.
#141 - Run where? Assuming it doesn't have the ability to tell if a p…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/07/2015 on I am an android 0
User avatar #143 - centifolia (06/07/2015) [-]
uhh....We already have auto-alarms and auto-lock features in our appliances, gadgets, and vehicles so that it may protect itself whenever it confirms the presence of danger.

Teaching an android how to automatically flee and call for help whenever the pain receptors released powerful signals is far easier than teaching it how to recognize orders.

They do not even have to harm anyone; just jump out of the window. Legs can be repaired, but not a broken hardrive.
User avatar #147 - evebishop (06/07/2015) [-]
If it could cover it's head or duck down as a self preservation thing that would be very reasonable (great point) but I think the idea of jumping out a window would lead to broken glass, or possibly injuring a human if it landed on someone. Who would it call to help it?
User avatar #149 - centifolia (06/07/2015) [-]
Does not matter. He/she can always look before leaping. The important part is the knowledge of what to do.

>Who would it call to help it?
Anyone. Screams have been embedded in our biological structure to cause distress among the group. It will call everyone's attention in the vicinity to rescue the android.
#138 - I was worried it was going to go in the direction of your pic.…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2015 on I am an android +1
User avatar #142 - zomaru (06/07/2015) [-]
The fact that it mentioned "I believe I am being recorded" instead of "I a being recorded" Led me to believe a form of faux AI where in it doesent really think any more then is necessary. It's like a slave. Instead of presence of higher intelligence where it could identify the situation easily, and act base of the decision instead of programmed instruction such as 'listen to master'
#134 - If they have a sense of self preservation they might resist co…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/07/2015 on I am an android 0
User avatar #139 - centifolia (06/07/2015) [-]
Then program them to run or shield themselves wihout hurting anyone.
Its much more useful that way
User avatar #141 - evebishop (06/07/2015) [-]
Run where? Assuming it doesn't have the ability to tell if a place is 'safe' or not except for immediate threats (like a road) it would just be considered lost property. If an android was programed to be able to run away that would cause a problem for the owner and the company that makes them. Imagine if your cell phone could run away when you text on it too much. Androids don't have rights so if the owner wants to destroy it then the product shouldn't be able to endanger them...God I hate myself for having said that....
User avatar #143 - centifolia (06/07/2015) [-]
uhh....We already have auto-alarms and auto-lock features in our appliances, gadgets, and vehicles so that it may protect itself whenever it confirms the presence of danger.

Teaching an android how to automatically flee and call for help whenever the pain receptors released powerful signals is far easier than teaching it how to recognize orders.

They do not even have to harm anyone; just jump out of the window. Legs can be repaired, but not a broken hardrive.
User avatar #147 - evebishop (06/07/2015) [-]
If it could cover it's head or duck down as a self preservation thing that would be very reasonable (great point) but I think the idea of jumping out a window would lead to broken glass, or possibly injuring a human if it landed on someone. Who would it call to help it?
User avatar #149 - centifolia (06/07/2015) [-]
Does not matter. He/she can always look before leaping. The important part is the knowledge of what to do.

>Who would it call to help it?
Anyone. Screams have been embedded in our biological structure to cause distress among the group. It will call everyone's attention in the vicinity to rescue the android.
#60 - Super helpful, thanks Anon! 05/20/2015 on the witcher. 0
#2 - Is that a no on the pony then...?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2015 on Spidey doesnt appreciate a... +7
#4 - beaterthebiter (05/19/2015) [-]
#9 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 05/19/2015 on "I didn't say you to stop"... -15
User avatar #10 - trollmobile (05/20/2015) [-]
fuck off back to tumblr and/or deviantart
#12 - InfiniteFetus (05/20/2015) [-]
Other than the fact that it isn't cannon, why is this any different than all the Korrasami gushing people were doing?
User avatar #13 - trollmobile (05/20/2015) [-]
"shipping" in general is just cancerous tumblrina faggotry.

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#26 - carlonord (03/15/2015) [-]
Happened to notice you in the comments, remembered you're a pretty cool gal, thought you could use some cute.    
   
Have a great day!
Happened to notice you in the comments, remembered you're a pretty cool gal, thought you could use some cute.

Have a great day!
User avatar #27 to #26 - evebishop (03/15/2015) [-]
Cutest thing ever! Thank you
User avatar #25 - gugek (09/24/2014) [-]
Good morning friend. Hope your day is fantastic.
#18 - aerosol (06/02/2014) [-]
Just wanted to say you're probably the most chill woman on this site. Pretty funny too. Also noticed what elricbros said. Kinda dumb of them considering you have a bf I'm not following you I swear


but seriously that's all I came here for. Goodbye forever
#23 to #18 - weeez (06/02/2014) [-]
I want to caress your balls while we watch naruto together
User avatar #24 to #23 - aerosol (06/02/2014) [-]
Naruto?
eww gay
User avatar #12 - Compootor (03/25/2014) [-]
Hey there, Sexy. I'll... Hey there.
User avatar #11 - acemcgunner (02/18/2014) [-]
hello sexy i'll ....hello
User avatar #6 - herbolifee ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
So what did we learn today?
Don't post pony **** outside of the ponyboard or ponytime
User avatar #5 - rainbowkindness (01/15/2014) [-]
Hai
User avatar #4 - majormayor (01/11/2014) [-]
I don't remember being here.
User avatar #3 - mayormilkman (11/30/2013) [-]
butts
User avatar #7 to #3 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
tits
User avatar #2 - PenguinArmy (11/26/2013) [-]
whats your avatar?
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