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Date Signed Up:9/05/2011
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Location:Miami FL United States
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I'm Cuban, and I'm here to try to make you laugh (but no Castro jokes or I'll treat you like an anon.)

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#1 - Comment deleted 11/24/2011 on Troll Science 0
#1 - Comment deleted 11/24/2011 on With Love From Africa 0
#2 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/24/2011 on FWP Holiday +1
#3 - warranger (11/24/2011) [-]
**warranger rolled a random image** < loves you
#1 - **escoba rolls 92**  [+] (3 new replies) 11/24/2011 on FWP Holiday 0
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#2 - escoba (11/24/2011) [-]
#3 - warranger (11/24/2011) [-]
**warranger rolled a random image** < loves you
#339 - Dear poster of content, I'm flattered, but I don't know who… 11/24/2011 on Bread. +37
#11 - Nothing, just chilling, you?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2011 on escoba's profile 0
#12 - DemonMatt (11/12/2011) [-]
Haha, same.
#9 - Lmfao! Hey there brosicle  [+] (3 new replies) 11/12/2011 on escoba's profile 0
#10 - DemonMatt (11/12/2011) [-]
How's it going?
#11 - escoba (11/12/2011) [-]
Nothing, just chilling, you?
#12 - DemonMatt (11/12/2011) [-]
Haha, same.
#872 - We're 13. So you're saying it's okay to be straight as …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2011 on gave me a feel +1
#925 - anonymous (11/12/2011) [-]
Basically, I'm saying human males have PENIS's and females have vagina's. The point, to make children. 2 PENIS's doesnt afford any progress to put it simply. Everybody is straight as soon as their born, unless they have a chemical imbalance in their brain or they're "taught" to act a certain way based on experiences. So that way, a male child can become confused and think hes gay if he was, say, molested by an older male. So being gay once you're past a certain age is definitely feasible. But what is pre-programmed in humans is to reproduce, you cant do that if you're gay, well now we can artificially but you know what I'm saying. Put simply, physically you are to reproduce so of course its ok to be straight as soon as you're born because its what you were made to do. Anyway, from the time you're a child and even up to adulthood, you can be confused. Not saying you are, you seem to know you're gay at your age if you have a boyfriend, if you could even call a boyfreind/girlfriend at 13 a serious relationship. Speculation, speculation, speculation.
#774 - I dream of the day when they make marriage legal for all peopl…  [+] (13 new replies) 11/12/2011 on gave me a feel +26
#863 - anonymous (11/12/2011) [-]
You both look really young...Ive heard being a gay literally means theres a chemical imbalance in their brain. I geuss it starts early?
#872 - escoba (11/12/2011) [-]
We're 13.

So you're saying it's okay to be straight as soon as you're born, but you can only be gay once you're past a certain age.
#925 - anonymous (11/12/2011) [-]
Basically, I'm saying human males have PENIS's and females have vagina's. The point, to make children. 2 PENIS's doesnt afford any progress to put it simply. Everybody is straight as soon as their born, unless they have a chemical imbalance in their brain or they're "taught" to act a certain way based on experiences. So that way, a male child can become confused and think hes gay if he was, say, molested by an older male. So being gay once you're past a certain age is definitely feasible. But what is pre-programmed in humans is to reproduce, you cant do that if you're gay, well now we can artificially but you know what I'm saying. Put simply, physically you are to reproduce so of course its ok to be straight as soon as you're born because its what you were made to do. Anyway, from the time you're a child and even up to adulthood, you can be confused. Not saying you are, you seem to know you're gay at your age if you have a boyfriend, if you could even call a boyfreind/girlfriend at 13 a serious relationship. Speculation, speculation, speculation.
#846 - zombieloan (11/12/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image** i have a lot of gay friends and they are all a bunch of sweethearts. and to me , love is love, no matter what age, sex, or race, except of course with pedophelia, then charges must be filed. other than that, i agree 10 fold
#835 - HabboCrazies (11/12/2011) [-]
Cool Story Bro. *sorry if that sounded like I am a dick*

I genuinly think that everyone should be able to marry whoever they bloody wish.

Good Luck!
#819 - biiiiiitchplease (11/12/2011) [-]
Me too. You guys are cute together, good luck. :)

P.S. I don't know if you're holding him or he's holding you, but he's strong! Or he's light :)
#808 - zombieloan (11/12/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image** people like these that give me hope for humanity. sure funnyjunk screws up our mind over time, but we know how to feel each others feels.
User avatar #805 - arkamedies (11/12/2011) [-]
Fuck you you pile of shit fggot no one gives a flying fuck about you shoving Your sick in another man *woman* and your practiced fucking gay voice and don't tell me that you don't have a choice in being gay because you and every other gay ass butt fucker out there says the same fucking thing and btw the mormans spent millions trying to find the "gay gene" and guess what, they didn't find SHIT so until you and your Richard Simmonsgot ass butt buddy realize your fucking another man you can go jump into a killer bee hive
User avatar #879 - arkamedies (11/12/2011) [-]
Funny junk I'm fucking disappoint what happened to all the hate? Why are you letting the gays and lesbians shove their bullshit down your throats ? I know I'm probably arguing with a bunch of gay rights believers and Richard Simmonsg0ts but just because they are gay or lesbian doesn't mean that they should tell the whole fucking planet about it stay in the god damn closet so I don't have to get pissed off every god damn day putting up with all your bullshit
#1233 - extremistavenger (11/12/2011) [-]
Hey buddy, I believe this is for you.
User avatar #820 - viresdeus (11/12/2011) [-]
You could try shutting the fuck up and respecting that not everybody has an acquired taste for the same thing and that not every person in the world conforms to your beliefs. In the words of the cast of Saturday Night Live, "Jane, you ignorant slut".
#793 - anonymous (11/12/2011) [-]
oh my god. you guys are Richard Simmonsgots.
#827 - zombieloan (11/12/2011) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image** < anon
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#657 - Wait a second... 11/11/2011 on The Making of a Huge Kit Kat 0
#148 - my scumbag brain. "Nintendo T.I., Nintendo T.I. …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/10/2011 on encrypted song +4
User avatar #161 - coye (11/10/2011) [-]
T.I.!!!!
I just lost it.... 1,000 internets for you
#584 - My eyes! They burn! 11/08/2011 on Games of the future +2
#4 - Picture 11/07/2011 on Mindfuck . 0
#2 - u mad bro?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/07/2011 on Lower Case R +2
#4 - xbl (11/07/2011) [-]
#161 - That was hilarious High school Spanish ftw 11/07/2011 on Read Description +1
#112 - You can send me the pics instead 11/07/2011 on smooth +14
#2 - Picture 11/06/2011 on hehehe 0
#3 - Oh no, I commented as an anon. A comment thumb wasted... 11/04/2011 on we all get this board 0
#6 - Yeah I actually am, those pictures in that post slamming me ar…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/03/2011 on escoba's profile 0
User avatar #7 - slamfancy (11/04/2011) [-]
well MORE POWER TO YOU! :D
#2 - You sir are what keeps Funnyjunk going. I can haz link …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/02/2011 on escoba's profile 0
#3 - DemonMatt (11/02/2011) [-]
#2 - Wait a second... 10/30/2011 on problem? 0
#2 - Picture 10/16/2011 on WW2 Explained 0
#771 - Funnyjunkies unite! 10/16/2011 on Thumb Orgy .look in desc. +12
#2 - You don't know how hard I laguhed. To the front page you go… 10/15/2011 on Halloween +1
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#35 - DemonMatt (02/26/2012) [-]
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#36 to #36 - escoba (02/29/2012) [-]
You get a hug. No.   
   
You get five hugs.
You get a hug. No.

You get five hugs.
#38 to #38 - escoba (02/29/2012) [-]
Finally a hug!
#39 to #39 - DemonMatt (02/29/2012) [-]
Yes... hugs...
Yes... hugs...
#40 to #40 - escoba (02/29/2012) [-]
Rape you say...
Rape you say...
#45 to #45 - DemonMatt (02/29/2012) [-]
So, rape?
So, rape?
#46 to #46 - escoba (02/29/2012) [-]
Is it rape if you want it?
#47 to #47 - DemonMatt (02/29/2012) [-]
No, just really really rough consensual sex.
No, just really really rough consensual sex.
User avatar #32 - kikzs (02/22/2012) [-]
So, let me get this straight:
You're a homosexual DJ who gets rides from his dad, still goes to school and plays the violin?
#33 to #33 - escoba (02/23/2012) [-]
Pretty accurate description.
#34 to #34 - kikzs (02/23/2012) [-]
Damn... [gif related, my opinion about you]
Damn... [gif related, my opinion about you]
#30 - anonymous (01/23/2012) [-]
You're the best!
User avatar #31 to #31 - escoba (01/23/2012) [-]
Thank you anon!
User avatar #25 - stupidpancakes **User deleted account** (01/22/2012) [-]
I'm bisexual. Can we be friends?
:3
#26 to #26 - escoba (01/22/2012) [-]
I don't see why not! :)
#28 to #28 - escoba (01/22/2012) [-]
no stereotypes please >.<
#29 to #29 - sheiladikshit (01/22/2012) [-]
wasnt trying to  :{
wasnt trying to :{
#24 - mcskinny (01/22/2012) [-]
I am adding you because you are gay.
User avatar #23 - jakefenris (12/20/2011) [-]
Congrats on coming out, though didn't exactly occur under the best of circumstances. Your dad just needs time to process things, keep your chin up and keep being awesome.
User avatar #22 - gandalfthered (12/20/2011) [-]
i know the fell man
my step dad havent really talked to me either after i came out one and a half year ago
#19 - happybutler (12/19/2011) [-]
Hey bro. I just saw your post. I really like to dj but i'm a complete and utter noob. I use my computer with a free program called mixxx. I really want to advance further in this craft. How does one level up?
#20 to #19 - escoba (12/19/2011) [-]
Send me a message to my inbox and I'll help you level up! And don't be paranoid and think I'm gonna sabotage you and tell you to buy shitty shit. You probably live far enough away from me so we're not competition for each other.

So send me that message, and tell me how much experience you have!
User avatar #21 to #20 - Monkeyfarmer (12/19/2011) [-]
ya, I'm kinda on the same page as that guy...I'm getting a DDJ Ergo for Christmas and could probably use some pointers
#13 - biiiiiitchplease **User deleted account** (11/26/2011) [-]
Hello! Did you have a good Thanksgiving?
#14 to #13 - escoba (11/26/2011) [-]
Yeah went over to a friend's house and pigged out, you?
#15 to #14 - biiiiiitchplease **User deleted account** (11/26/2011) [-]
My mom made a bunch of food and my uncle and grandmother came over, and so did my brother and his three daughters and his harlot of a girlfriend. <3
#16 to #15 - escoba (11/26/2011) [-]
Sounds awesome! Hey I'm only 5 posts away from the front page today! So excited :D
#17 to #16 - biiiiiitchplease **User deleted account** (11/26/2011) [-]
:O Oh, did you post some new content and you're almost on frontpage? :O
#8 - DemonMatt (11/12/2011) [-]
Hello my friend.
User avatar #9 to #8 - escoba (11/12/2011) [-]
Lmfao! Hey there brosicle
#10 to #9 - DemonMatt (11/12/2011) [-]
How's it going?
How's it going?
#11 to #10 - escoba (11/12/2011) [-]
Nothing, just chilling, you?
#12 to #11 - DemonMatt (11/12/2011) [-]
Haha, same.
User avatar #5 - slamfancy (11/02/2011) [-]
idk if you're actually gay, but if you are, more power to you.

from one rainbow funnyjunker to another.
User avatar #6 to #5 - escoba (11/03/2011) [-]
Yeah I actually am, those pictures in that post slamming me are actually pictures of me and my boyfriend.

And wow i like that, rainbow Funnyjunkie!
User avatar #7 to #6 - slamfancy (11/04/2011) [-]
well MORE POWER TO YOU! :D
#1 - DemonMatt (11/02/2011) [-]
Someone made content attacking you and saying to thumb your stuff down, so I thumbed your stuff up.
Someone made content attacking you and saying to thumb your stuff down, so I thumbed your stuff up.
User avatar #2 to #1 - escoba (11/02/2011) [-]
You sir are what keeps Funnyjunk going.

I can haz link to the content?
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