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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:9/05/2011
Last Login:7/14/2014
Location:Miami FL United States
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Content Thumbs: 21792 total,  24133 ,  2341
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Content Level Progress: 78.5% (785/1000)
Level 221 Content: Mind Blower → Level 222 Content: Mind Blower
Comment Level Progress: 42% (42/100)
Level 212 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 213 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:63
Content Views:322699
Times Content Favorited:1158 times
Total Comments Made:217
FJ Points:23027
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#357 - Picture 12/22/2011 on little princess +2
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#329 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2011 on little princess +3
#333 - thechosenwon (12/22/2011) [-]
#309 - **escoba rolled a random image posted in comment #74 at Wh… 12/22/2011 on little princess +3
#281 - The Dub Club is open for business!  [+] (7 new replies) 12/22/2011 on little princess +3
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#270 - Picture  [+] (35 new replies) 12/22/2011 on little princess +6
User avatar #343 - notevenmad (12/22/2011) [-]
**notevenmad rolls 84** Dubs and this dub club is now a twerkin party!
#315 - drtprojectz (12/22/2011) [-]
**drtprojectz rolls 02** fuck dubs, its christmas soon
#316 - drtprojectz (12/22/2011) [-]
:(
#280 - youhaveaproblem (12/22/2011) [-]
**youhaveaproblem rolls 95**
#278 - yourmomismyhostage (12/22/2011) [-]
**yourmomismyhostage rolls 99**
#375 - drinkyourmilk (12/22/2011) [-]
99 problems, but a bitch ain't one?
#300 - plurrchild (12/22/2011) [-]
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#334 - plurrchild (12/22/2011) [-]
**plurrchild rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at When you see it. ** People are always saying Dubstep sounds like transformers masturbating.
Good roll.
#328 - rosieistrollin (12/22/2011) [-]
**rosieistrollin rolled a random image posted in comment #1061 at Post your face, FJ **
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#325 - yourmomismyhostage (12/22/2011) [-]
**yourmomismyhostage rolled a random image posted in comment #208 at Animal Eye Closeups part 1 of ? **
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#313 - spiderfart (12/22/2011) [-]
**spiderfart rolled a random image posted in comment #104 at people you know might be doing this **
#323 - plurrchild (12/22/2011) [-]
**plurrchild rolled a random image posted in comment #350 at FJ'ers suck dicks ** None of these sound like very fun things to dance with at all.
#330 - spiderfart (12/22/2011) [-]
**spiderfart rolled a random image posted in comment #604 at The average FunnyJunker ** I know. D:<
#309 - escoba (12/22/2011) [-]
**escoba rolled a random image posted in comment #74 at Why not Zoidberg? **
#305 - themanwithnoplan (12/22/2011) [-]
**themanwithnoplan rolled a random image posted in comment #102 at A Brief History of Ponies **
#308 - themanwithnoplan (12/22/2011) [-]
User avatar #312 - plurrchild (12/22/2011) [-]
Yeah, jeez, the nerve of some people.
#290 - sykik (12/22/2011) [-]
**sykik rolls 76**
#281 - escoba (12/22/2011) [-]
The Dub Club is open for business!
#287 - lipchin (12/22/2011) [-]
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#275 - glorytohypnotoad (12/22/2011) [-]
**glorytohypnotoad rolls 56** Fuck yeah...
User avatar #274 - blokner (12/22/2011) [-]
**blokner rolls 13**
#489 - Picture 12/22/2011 on I see what you did there +1
#2 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2011 on New Admin? +4
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#1 - **escoba rolls 54**  [+] (2 new replies) 12/21/2011 on New Admin? +4
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#382 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 12/21/2011 on a lawyer and a ho +9
User avatar #434 - kamehamehanurd (12/21/2011) [-]
Don't listen to him. I'm not trolling.
User avatar #395 - sasyboncho (12/21/2011) [-]
Lol those two were just trolling.
User avatar #433 - kamehamehanurd (12/21/2011) [-]
I'm not trolling.
User avatar #443 - sasyboncho (12/21/2011) [-]
Dude, the jig is up.
#378 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 12/21/2011 on a lawyer and a ho +13
User avatar #381 - kamehamehanurd (12/21/2011) [-]
I love you.
#382 - escoba (12/21/2011) [-]
User avatar #434 - kamehamehanurd (12/21/2011) [-]
Don't listen to him. I'm not trolling.
User avatar #395 - sasyboncho (12/21/2011) [-]
Lol those two were just trolling.
User avatar #433 - kamehamehanurd (12/21/2011) [-]
I'm not trolling.
User avatar #443 - sasyboncho (12/21/2011) [-]
Dude, the jig is up.
#377 - **escoba rolls 56**  [+] (8 new replies) 12/21/2011 on a lawyer and a ho +11
User avatar #386 - paradox (12/21/2011) [-]
i love you
#378 - escoba (12/21/2011) [-]
User avatar #381 - kamehamehanurd (12/21/2011) [-]
I love you.
#382 - escoba (12/21/2011) [-]
User avatar #434 - kamehamehanurd (12/21/2011) [-]
Don't listen to him. I'm not trolling.
User avatar #395 - sasyboncho (12/21/2011) [-]
Lol those two were just trolling.
User avatar #433 - kamehamehanurd (12/21/2011) [-]
I'm not trolling.
User avatar #443 - sasyboncho (12/21/2011) [-]
Dude, the jig is up.
#47 - Picture 12/21/2011 on Hey, morbid-channel! +15
#1 - Picture 12/21/2011 on Billy goats troll 0
#1 - Picture 12/21/2011 on i don't even know anymore +2
#3 - Thank you! I'm not the only one! Every time I see one of th…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2011 on I'm a little bitch +9
User avatar #17 - iamrexraptor (12/22/2011) [-]
Guy in the back is just like "Still Counts" to that chick
#27 - Picture 12/21/2011 on Mario Patio +27
#34 - Picture 12/20/2011 on You can be anything! +1
#50 - Picture 12/20/2011 on Who +10
#359 - Picture 12/20/2011 on Merry Christmas Jim and... +3
#578 - I really liked this post until you became a total thumb whore…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/20/2011 on Bucket list +5
User avatar #600 - hugora (12/20/2011) [-]
I only expressed that I would like to be the first on funnyjunk.
#721 - ohlookatthat (12/20/2011) [-]
Lol yeah you got there by thumbwhoring, not because you were funny, so nobody gives a fuck about your dumb ass.
#50 - Pic related. It's the reason why he's talking like that.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2011 on And that's why my dad won't... +33
#74 - thesuttenburger (12/20/2011) [-]
is this a true story? i see the meme, but everyone uses it.
#440 - Nope, found a scarier creature.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2011 on Be careful out there. +16
#467 - Tapacx (12/20/2011) [-]
Aww yeah guy in the back
#103 - Well there goes my sleep for the next 2 weeks. 12/20/2011 on Ringing +8
#153 - This content is funny AND left me feeling great after reading.… 12/20/2011 on GGG - the early days +8
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#35 - DemonMatt (02/26/2012) [-]
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#36 to #36 - escoba (02/29/2012) [-]
You get a hug. No.   
   
You get five hugs.
You get a hug. No.

You get five hugs.
#38 to #38 - escoba (02/29/2012) [-]
Finally a hug!
#39 to #39 - DemonMatt (02/29/2012) [-]
Yes... hugs...
Yes... hugs...
#40 to #40 - escoba (02/29/2012) [-]
Rape you say...
Rape you say...
#45 to #45 - DemonMatt (02/29/2012) [-]
So, rape?
So, rape?
#46 to #46 - escoba (02/29/2012) [-]
Is it rape if you want it?
#47 to #47 - DemonMatt (02/29/2012) [-]
No, just really really rough consensual sex.
No, just really really rough consensual sex.
User avatar #32 - kikzs (02/22/2012) [-]
So, let me get this straight:
You're a homosexual DJ who gets rides from his dad, still goes to school and plays the violin?
#33 to #33 - escoba (02/23/2012) [-]
Pretty accurate description.
#34 to #34 - kikzs (02/23/2012) [-]
Damn... [gif related, my opinion about you]
Damn... [gif related, my opinion about you]
#30 - anonymous (01/23/2012) [-]
You're the best!
User avatar #31 to #31 - escoba (01/23/2012) [-]
Thank you anon!
User avatar #25 - stupidpancakes **User deleted account** (01/22/2012) [-]
I'm bisexual. Can we be friends?
:3
#26 to #26 - escoba (01/22/2012) [-]
I don't see why not! :)
#27 to #27 - sheiladikshit ONLINE (01/22/2012) [-]
yeah :D
#28 to #28 - escoba (01/22/2012) [-]
no stereotypes please >.<
#29 to #29 - sheiladikshit ONLINE (01/22/2012) [-]
wasnt trying to  :{
wasnt trying to :{
#24 - mcskinny (01/22/2012) [-]
I am adding you because you are gay.
User avatar #23 - jakefenris (12/20/2011) [-]
Congrats on coming out, though didn't exactly occur under the best of circumstances. Your dad just needs time to process things, keep your chin up and keep being awesome.
User avatar #22 - gandalfthered (12/20/2011) [-]
i know the fell man
my step dad havent really talked to me either after i came out one and a half year ago
#19 - happybutler (12/19/2011) [-]
Hey bro. I just saw your post. I really like to dj but i'm a complete and utter noob. I use my computer with a free program called mixxx. I really want to advance further in this craft. How does one level up?
#20 to #19 - escoba (12/19/2011) [-]
Send me a message to my inbox and I'll help you level up! And don't be paranoid and think I'm gonna sabotage you and tell you to buy ****** **** . You probably live far enough away from me so we're not competition for each other.

So send me that message, and tell me how much experience you have!
User avatar #21 to #20 - Monkeyfarmer (12/19/2011) [-]
ya, I'm kinda on the same page as that guy...I'm getting a DDJ Ergo for Christmas and could probably use some pointers
#13 - biiiiiitchplease **User deleted account** (11/26/2011) [-]
Hello! Did you have a good Thanksgiving?
#14 to #13 - escoba (11/26/2011) [-]
Yeah went over to a friend's house and pigged out, you?
#15 to #14 - biiiiiitchplease **User deleted account** (11/26/2011) [-]
My mom made a bunch of food and my uncle and grandmother came over, and so did my brother and his three daughters and his harlot of a girlfriend. <3
#16 to #15 - escoba (11/26/2011) [-]
Sounds awesome! Hey I'm only 5 posts away from the front page today! So excited :D
#17 to #16 - biiiiiitchplease **User deleted account** (11/26/2011) [-]
:O Oh, did you post some new content and you're almost on frontpage? :O
#8 - DemonMatt (11/12/2011) [-]
Hello my friend.
User avatar #9 to #8 - escoba (11/12/2011) [-]
Lmfao! Hey there brosicle
#10 to #9 - DemonMatt (11/12/2011) [-]
How's it going?
How's it going?
#11 to #10 - escoba (11/12/2011) [-]
Nothing, just chilling, you?
#12 to #11 - DemonMatt (11/12/2011) [-]
Haha, same.
User avatar #5 - slamfancy (11/02/2011) [-]
idk if you're actually gay, but if you are, more power to you.

from one rainbow funnyjunker to another.
User avatar #6 to #5 - escoba (11/03/2011) [-]
Yeah I actually am, those pictures in that post slamming me are actually pictures of me and my boyfriend.

And wow i like that, rainbow Funnyjunkie!
User avatar #7 to #6 - slamfancy (11/04/2011) [-]
well MORE POWER TO YOU! :D
#1 - DemonMatt (11/02/2011) [-]
Someone made content attacking you and saying to thumb your stuff down, so I thumbed your stuff up.
Someone made content attacking you and saying to thumb your stuff down, so I thumbed your stuff up.
User avatar #2 to #1 - escoba (11/02/2011) [-]
You sir are what keeps Funnyjunk going.

I can haz link to the content?
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