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escoba

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Gender: male
Age: 26
Date Signed Up:9/05/2011
Last Login:8/31/2015
Location:Miami FL United States
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 21792 total,  24133 ,  2341
Comment Thumbs: 1231 total,  1391 ,  160
Content Level Progress: 78.5% (785/1000)
Level 221 Content: Mind Blower → Level 222 Content: Mind Blower
Comment Level Progress: 30% (30/100)
Level 212 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 213 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:63
Content Views:323597
Times Content Favorited:1152 times
Total Comments Made:216
FJ Points:23027
I'm Cuban, and I'm here to try to make you laugh (but no Castro jokes or I'll treat you like an anon.)

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#357 - Picture 12/22/2011 on little princess +2
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#329 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2011 on little princess +3
#333 - thechosenwon (12/22/2011) [-]
#309 - **escoba rolled a random image posted in comment #74 at Wh… 12/22/2011 on little princess +3
#281 - The Dub Club is open for business!  [+] (7 new replies) 12/22/2011 on little princess +3
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#333 - thechosenwon (12/22/2011) [-]
#270 - Picture  [+] (35 new replies) 12/22/2011 on little princess +6
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#343 - notevenmad (12/22/2011) [-]
**notevenmad rolls 84** Dubs and this dub club is now a twerkin party!
#315 - drtprojectz (12/22/2011) [-]
**drtprojectz rolls 02** fuck dubs, its christmas soon
#316 - drtprojectz (12/22/2011) [-]
:(
#280 - youhaveaproblem (12/22/2011) [-]
**youhaveaproblem rolls 95**
#278 - yourmomismyhostage (12/22/2011) [-]
**yourmomismyhostage rolls 99**
#375 - drinkyourmilk (12/22/2011) [-]
99 problems, but a bitch ain't one?
#300 - plurrchild (12/22/2011) [-]
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#334 - plurrchild (12/22/2011) [-]
**plurrchild rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at When you see it. ** People are always saying Dubstep sounds like transformers masturbating.
Good roll.
#328 - rosieistrollin (12/22/2011) [-]
**rosieistrollin rolled a random image posted in comment #1061 at Post your face, FJ **
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#325 - yourmomismyhostage (12/22/2011) [-]
**yourmomismyhostage rolled a random image posted in comment #208 at Animal Eye Closeups part 1 of ? **
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#313 - spiderfart (12/22/2011) [-]
**spiderfart rolled a random image posted in comment #104 at people you know might be doing this **
#323 - plurrchild (12/22/2011) [-]
**plurrchild rolled a random image posted in comment #350 at FJ'ers suck dicks ** None of these sound like very fun things to dance with at all.
#330 - spiderfart (12/22/2011) [-]
**spiderfart rolled a random image posted in comment #604 at The average FunnyJunker ** I know. D:<
#309 - escoba (12/22/2011) [-]
**escoba rolled a random image posted in comment #74 at Why not Zoidberg? **
#305 - themanwithnoplan (12/22/2011) [-]
**themanwithnoplan rolled a random image posted in comment #102 at A Brief History of Ponies **
#308 - themanwithnoplan (12/22/2011) [-]
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#312 - plurrchild (12/22/2011) [-]
Yeah, jeez, the nerve of some people.
#290 - sykik (12/22/2011) [-]
**sykik rolls 76**
#281 - escoba (12/22/2011) [-]
The Dub Club is open for business!
#287 - lipchin (12/22/2011) [-]
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#310 - thechosenwon (12/22/2011) [-]
#314 - ollygolly (12/22/2011) [-]
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#329 - escoba (12/22/2011) [-]
#333 - thechosenwon (12/22/2011) [-]
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#275 - glorytohypnotoad (12/22/2011) [-]
**glorytohypnotoad rolls 56** Fuck yeah...
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#274 - blokner (12/22/2011) [-]
**blokner rolls 13**
#489 - Picture 12/22/2011 on I see what you did there +1
#2 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2011 on New Admin? +4
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#1 - **escoba rolls 54**  [+] (2 new replies) 12/21/2011 on New Admin? +4
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#382 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 12/21/2011 on a lawyer and a ho +9
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#434 - kamehamehanurd (12/21/2011) [-]
Don't listen to him. I'm not trolling.
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#395 - sasyboncho (12/21/2011) [-]
Lol those two were just trolling.
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#433 - kamehamehanurd (12/21/2011) [-]
I'm not trolling.
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#443 - sasyboncho (12/21/2011) [-]
Dude, the jig is up.
#378 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 12/21/2011 on a lawyer and a ho +13
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#381 - kamehamehanurd (12/21/2011) [-]
I love you.
#382 - escoba (12/21/2011) [-]
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#434 - kamehamehanurd (12/21/2011) [-]
Don't listen to him. I'm not trolling.
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#395 - sasyboncho (12/21/2011) [-]
Lol those two were just trolling.
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#433 - kamehamehanurd (12/21/2011) [-]
I'm not trolling.
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#443 - sasyboncho (12/21/2011) [-]
Dude, the jig is up.
#377 - **escoba rolls 56**  [+] (8 new replies) 12/21/2011 on a lawyer and a ho +11
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#386 - paradox (12/21/2011) [-]
i love you
#378 - escoba (12/21/2011) [-]
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#381 - kamehamehanurd (12/21/2011) [-]
I love you.
#382 - escoba (12/21/2011) [-]
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#434 - kamehamehanurd (12/21/2011) [-]
Don't listen to him. I'm not trolling.
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#395 - sasyboncho (12/21/2011) [-]
Lol those two were just trolling.
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#433 - kamehamehanurd (12/21/2011) [-]
I'm not trolling.
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#443 - sasyboncho (12/21/2011) [-]
Dude, the jig is up.
#47 - Picture 12/21/2011 on Hey, morbid-channel! +15
#1 - Picture 12/21/2011 on Billy goats troll 0
#1 - Picture 12/21/2011 on i don't even know anymore +2
#3 - Thank you! I'm not the only one! Every time I see one of th…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2011 on I'm a little bitch +9
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#17 - iamrexraptor (12/22/2011) [-]
Guy in the back is just like "Still Counts" to that chick
#27 - Picture 12/21/2011 on Mario Patio +27
#34 - Picture 12/20/2011 on You can be anything! +1
#50 - Picture 12/20/2011 on Who +10
#359 - Picture 12/20/2011 on Merry Christmas Jim and... +3
#578 - I really liked this post until you became a total thumb whore…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/20/2011 on Bucket list +5
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#600 - hugora (12/20/2011) [-]
I only expressed that I would like to be the first on funnyjunk.
#721 - ohlookatthat (12/20/2011) [-]
Lol yeah you got there by thumbwhoring, not because you were funny, so nobody gives a fuck about your dumb ass.
#50 - Pic related. It's the reason why he's talking like that.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2011 on And that's why my dad won't... +33
#74 - thesuttenburger (12/20/2011) [-]
is this a true story? i see the meme, but everyone uses it.
#440 - Nope, found a scarier creature.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2011 on Be careful out there. +16
#467 - Tapacx (12/20/2011) [-]
Aww yeah guy in the back
#103 - Well there goes my sleep for the next 2 weeks. 12/20/2011 on Ringing +8
#153 - This content is funny AND left me feeling great after reading.… 12/20/2011 on GGG - the early days +8
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#35 - DemonMatt ONLINE (02/26/2012) [-]
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#36 to #36 - escoba (02/29/2012) [-]
You get a hug. No.   
   
You get five hugs.
You get a hug. No.

You get five hugs.
#37 to #37 - DemonMatt ONLINE (02/29/2012) [-]
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#38 to #38 - escoba (02/29/2012) [-]
Finally a hug!
#39 to #39 - DemonMatt ONLINE (02/29/2012) [-]
Yes... hugs...
Yes... hugs...
#40 to #40 - escoba (02/29/2012) [-]
Rape you say...
Rape you say...
#41 to #41 - DemonMatt ONLINE (02/29/2012) [-]
#42 to #42 - escoba (02/29/2012) [-]
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#43 to #43 - DemonMatt ONLINE (02/29/2012) [-]
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#44 to #44 - escoba (02/29/2012) [-]
#45 to #45 - DemonMatt ONLINE (02/29/2012) [-]
So, rape?
So, rape?
#46 to #46 - escoba (02/29/2012) [-]
Is it rape if you want it?
#47 to #47 - DemonMatt ONLINE (02/29/2012) [-]
No, just really really rough consensual sex.
No, just really really rough consensual sex.
#32 - kikzs (02/22/2012) [-]
So, let me get this straight:
You're a homosexual DJ who gets rides from his dad, still goes to school and plays the violin?
#33 to #33 - escoba (02/23/2012) [-]
Pretty accurate description.
#34 to #34 - kikzs (02/23/2012) [-]
Damn... [gif related, my opinion about you]
Damn... [gif related, my opinion about you]
#30 - anon (01/23/2012) [-]
You're the best!
#31 to #31 - escoba (01/23/2012) [-]
Thank you anon!
#25 - stupidpancakes **User deleted account** (01/22/2012) [-]
I'm bisexual. Can we be friends?
:3
#26 to #26 - escoba (01/22/2012) [-]
I don't see why not! :)
#27 to #27 - sheiladikshit (01/22/2012) [-]
yeah :D
#28 to #28 - escoba (01/22/2012) [-]
no stereotypes please >.<
#29 to #29 - sheiladikshit (01/22/2012) [-]
wasnt trying to  :{
wasnt trying to :{
#24 - mcskinny (01/22/2012) [-]
I am adding you because you are gay.
#23 - jakefenris (12/20/2011) [-]
Congrats on coming out, though didn't exactly occur under the best of circumstances. Your dad just needs time to process things, keep your chin up and keep being awesome.
#22 - gandalfthered (12/20/2011) [-]
i know the fell man
my step dad havent really talked to me either after i came out one and a half year ago
#19 - happybutler (12/19/2011) [-]
Hey bro. I just saw your post. I really like to dj but i'm a complete and utter noob. I use my computer with a free program called mixxx. I really want to advance further in this craft. How does one level up?
#20 to #19 - escoba (12/19/2011) [-]
Send me a message to my inbox and I'll help you level up! And don't be paranoid and think I'm gonna sabotage you and tell you to buy ****** ****. You probably live far enough away from me so we're not competition for each other.

So send me that message, and tell me how much experience you have!
#21 to #20 - Monkeyfarmer (12/19/2011) [-]
ya, I'm kinda on the same page as that guy...I'm getting a DDJ Ergo for Christmas and could probably use some pointers
#13 - biiiiiitchplease **User deleted account** (11/26/2011) [-]
Hello! Did you have a good Thanksgiving?
#14 to #13 - escoba (11/26/2011) [-]
Yeah went over to a friend's house and pigged out, you?
#15 to #14 - biiiiiitchplease **User deleted account** (11/26/2011) [-]
My mom made a bunch of food and my uncle and grandmother came over, and so did my brother and his three daughters and his harlot of a girlfriend. <3
#16 to #15 - escoba (11/26/2011) [-]
Sounds awesome! Hey I'm only 5 posts away from the front page today! So excited :D
#17 to #16 - biiiiiitchplease **User deleted account** (11/26/2011) [-]
:O Oh, did you post some new content and you're almost on frontpage? :O
#18 to #17 - escoba (11/26/2011) [-]
#8 - DemonMatt ONLINE (11/12/2011) [-]
Hello my friend.
#9 to #8 - escoba (11/12/2011) [-]
Lmfao! Hey there brosicle
#10 to #9 - DemonMatt ONLINE (11/12/2011) [-]
How's it going?
How's it going?
#11 to #10 - escoba (11/12/2011) [-]
Nothing, just chilling, you?
#12 to #11 - DemonMatt ONLINE (11/12/2011) [-]
Haha, same.
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