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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:9/05/2011
Last Login:7/14/2014
Location:Miami FL United States
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Level 212 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 213 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Times Content Favorited:1158 times
Total Comments Made:217
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I'm Cuban, and I'm here to try to make you laugh (but no Castro jokes or I'll treat you like an anon.)

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#580 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 02/09/2012 on Had to try it +12
#590 - nololzforyou (02/09/2012) [-]
A gurl was n da park wit her bf n she sed "bbz dya like my tits?"
he said "NO..""
da gurl cryed N her tits caught fire n she died.
boi was cryin and went to pic up her body.
she ded.
he wisperd 2 her corpse "ir tits r Stunnahz 2k11 Bbz" and den he blu up and died 2!:'(
xxx~*...LIKE DIS IF U CRY EVRY TIME...~*xxx

#592 - Primus (02/09/2012) [-]
IN ENGLISH PLEASE!!!!!!! :D
#1 - And the cunt of the year award goes to... 02/07/2012 on WTF Romney +1
#478 - The Dub Club is open for business!  [+] (1 new reply) 02/07/2012 on true love +8
#487 - blackmanrollipolli (02/07/2012) [-]
#458 - Picture  [+] (27 new replies) 02/07/2012 on true love +9
User avatar #507 - doesnotcompute (02/07/2012) [-]
**doesnotcompute rolls 27**
#498 - colonelvanillahawk (02/07/2012) [-]
**colonelvanillahawk rolls 53**
Check 'em

User avatar #496 - bikester (02/07/2012) [-]
**bikester rolls 43**
User avatar #493 - japanesesushi (02/07/2012) [-]
**japanesesushi rolls 60**
#491 - anonymous (02/07/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 94** 77 get
#485 - anonymous (02/07/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 23**
#480 - dok (02/07/2012) [-]
**dok rolls 77**
#561 - lawlkitten (02/07/2012) [-]
#483 - dok (02/07/2012) [-]
#474 - blackmanrollipolli (02/07/2012) [-]
**blackmanrollipolli rolls 77**
#504 - weaslewes (02/07/2012) [-]
**weaslewes rolls 33**
#486 - pinecones (02/07/2012) [-]
2 dubs... exactly the same.....
#484 - dok (02/07/2012) [-]
Double dubs, and both 77.....
#481 - mindsculptorjace (02/07/2012) [-]
let the party begin!
#478 - escoba (02/07/2012) [-]
The Dub Club is open for business!
#487 - blackmanrollipolli (02/07/2012) [-]
#473 - skaterchris (02/07/2012) [-]
User avatar #472 - awesomesaucebanana (02/07/2012) [-]
**awesomesaucebanana rolls 64**
User avatar #471 - Churchandtex (02/07/2012) [-]
**Churchandtex rolls 02**
#468 - squrrillyadamss has deleted their comment.
#467 - auscol (02/07/2012) [-]
**auscol rolls 96**
#466 - anonymous (02/07/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 59**
User avatar #463 - amazingbrian (02/07/2012) [-]
**amazingbrian rolls 86**
User avatar #462 - scottyy (02/07/2012) [-]
**scottyy rolls 72** well lets get this party started!
User avatar #461 - sweateagle (02/07/2012) [-]
**sweateagle rolls 96**
User avatar #460 - deadlydoom (02/07/2012) [-]
**deadlydoom rolls 74**

User avatar #479 - crikem (02/07/2012) [-]
**crikem rolls 192** <- check 'em failing hard
#77 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/07/2012 on reposting 0
User avatar #80 - fogschmog (02/07/2012) [-]
I dont know if this wasnt clear enough but Im totally sharing givehimthemulks opinion...
He is a 100% right and I support what he said. Just thought doing the Yoda instead of jus toenail clippinging and saying yeah thats right would be a bit funny...appearantly I am not as smart as stewie..
#2 - Picture 02/06/2012 on no moar win +2
#4 - Did I hear someone say Achievement unlocked thread? 02/06/2012 on Superbowl Slowpoke +1
#2 - Lucky roll Neil Patrick Harris approved. 02/06/2012 on /thread 0
#3 - Picture 02/06/2012 on So True +1
#1550 - **escoba rolls 33** Dubs and Jesus is a DJ  [+] (3 new replies) 02/04/2012 on Athiests +63
#1627 - afghanijamz has deleted their comment.
#1617 - anonymous (02/04/2012) [-]
Dj Jesus died for your spins
#1558 - pickedausername (02/04/2012) [-]
#29 - Picture 02/04/2012 on water +22
#28 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/04/2012 on water +22
#29 - escoba Comment deleted by escoba
#20 - **escoba rolls 95** Why can't I ever roll dubs!  [+] (25 new replies) 02/04/2012 on Finally Flipped. +137
User avatar #330 - alphashell (02/04/2012) [-]
**alphashell rolls 899**
#190 - turtlejoe (02/04/2012) [-]
**turtlejoe rolled a random image posted in comment #36 at Thumb me down please. ** <MFW I get dubs.
#169 - benlawrie (02/04/2012) [-]
**benlawrie rolls 11**
User avatar #171 - benlawrie (02/04/2012) [-]
Hmm, it would appear that that was more of a scumbag steve move.
User avatar #149 - cearawr (02/04/2012) [-]
**cearawr rolls 96** never gotten dubs
#102 - hetmartino (02/04/2012) [-]
**hetmartino rolls 72** I think I'll go for the double dubs
#94 - taizzzzzed (02/04/2012) [-]
**taizzzzzed rolls 16**
#332 - anonymous (02/04/2012) [-]
roll 2
#92 - xspacemanx (02/04/2012) [-]
**xspacemanx rolls 81**
#69 - ahnoneemuhs has deleted their comment.
User avatar #64 - ascian (02/04/2012) [-]
**ascian rolls 23** You can have my dubs.
#65 - ascian (02/04/2012) [-]
#88 - anonymous (02/04/2012) [-]
sorry im sorta new to commenting on fj could someone explain rolling dubs
#268 - anonymous (02/04/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 95**
User avatar #121 - ascian (02/04/2012) [-]
type *roll 2*
#284 - anonymous (02/04/2012) [-]
now what does that mean?
(the 95)
User avatar #336 - ascian (02/04/2012) [-]
It doesn't mean anything. When you do that, it rolls a random 2 digit number. Dubs are when both numbers are the same. And since it's not the most common thing in the world, people toenail clippings you up when you get it.
#335 - ascian has deleted their comment.
User avatar #29 - bikester (02/04/2012) [-]
**bikester rolls 34** you lack discipline
#27 - craftycheesewiz (02/04/2012) [-]
**craftycheesewiz rolls 64** Mfw I never get dubs
#273 - anonymous (02/04/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 81** Ohh... Poor u, take this.
#71 - FloatingMagicTree has deleted their comment.
#21 - anonymous (02/04/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 1** plus this
#106 - SammichEaterLord (02/04/2012) [-]
**SammichEaterLord rolls 37**
#107 - SammichEaterLord (02/04/2012) [-]
#644 - Picture 02/04/2012 on mericale +6
#642 - **escoba rolls 98**  [+] (1 new reply) 02/04/2012 on mericale +5
#644 - escoba (02/04/2012) [-]
#2 - Picture 02/03/2012 on Did you notice? +7
#1 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/03/2012 on Did you notice? +7
#2 - escoba (02/03/2012) [-]
#540 - Comment deleted 02/03/2012 on two bucks 0
#3 - Comment deleted 02/03/2012 on spiderman 0
#181 - Comment deleted 02/03/2012 on mericale 0
#33 - **escoba rolls 00** check em. 02/03/2012 on Cancer OC +66
#514 - Comment deleted 02/03/2012 on two bucks 0
#7 - Comment deleted 02/03/2012 on The Shell Has Spoken! 0
#334 - Picture 02/03/2012 on 30+ and i'll deliver +6
#31 - Picture 02/02/2012 on content +3
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#35 - DemonMatt (02/26/2012) [-]
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#36 to #36 - escoba (02/29/2012) [-]
You get a hug. No.   
   
You get five hugs.
You get a hug. No.

You get five hugs.
#38 to #38 - escoba (02/29/2012) [-]
Finally a hug!
#39 to #39 - DemonMatt (02/29/2012) [-]
Yes... hugs...
Yes... hugs...
#40 to #40 - escoba (02/29/2012) [-]
Rape you say...
Rape you say...
#45 to #45 - DemonMatt (02/29/2012) [-]
So, rape?
So, rape?
#46 to #46 - escoba (02/29/2012) [-]
Is it rape if you want it?
#47 to #47 - DemonMatt (02/29/2012) [-]
No, just really really rough consensual sex.
No, just really really rough consensual sex.
User avatar #32 - kikzs (02/22/2012) [-]
So, let me get this straight:
You're a homosexual DJ who gets rides from his dad, still goes to school and plays the violin?
#33 to #33 - escoba (02/23/2012) [-]
Pretty accurate description.
#34 to #34 - kikzs (02/23/2012) [-]
Damn... [gif related, my opinion about you]
Damn... [gif related, my opinion about you]
#30 - anonymous (01/23/2012) [-]
You're the best!
User avatar #31 to #31 - escoba (01/23/2012) [-]
Thank you anon!
User avatar #25 - stupidpancakes **User deleted account** (01/22/2012) [-]
I'm bisexual. Can we be friends?
:3
#26 to #26 - escoba (01/22/2012) [-]
I don't see why not! :)
#28 to #28 - escoba (01/22/2012) [-]
no stereotypes please >.<
#29 to #29 - sheiladikshit (01/22/2012) [-]
wasnt trying to  :{
wasnt trying to :{
#24 - mcskinny (01/22/2012) [-]
I am adding you because you are gay.
User avatar #23 - jakefenris ONLINE (12/20/2011) [-]
Congrats on coming out, though didn't exactly occur under the best of circumstances. Your dad just needs time to process things, keep your chin up and keep being awesome.
User avatar #22 - gandalfthered (12/20/2011) [-]
i know the fell man
my step dad havent really talked to me either after i came out one and a half year ago
#19 - happybutler (12/19/2011) [-]
Hey bro. I just saw your post. I really like to dj but i'm a complete and utter noob. I use my computer with a free program called mixxx. I really want to advance further in this craft. How does one level up?
#20 to #19 - escoba (12/19/2011) [-]
Send me a message to my inbox and I'll help you level up! And don't be paranoid and think I'm gonna sabotage you and tell you to buy ****** **** . You probably live far enough away from me so we're not competition for each other.

So send me that message, and tell me how much experience you have!
User avatar #21 to #20 - Monkeyfarmer (12/19/2011) [-]
ya, I'm kinda on the same page as that guy...I'm getting a DDJ Ergo for Christmas and could probably use some pointers
#13 - biiiiiitchplease **User deleted account** (11/26/2011) [-]
Hello! Did you have a good Thanksgiving?
#14 to #13 - escoba (11/26/2011) [-]
Yeah went over to a friend's house and pigged out, you?
#15 to #14 - biiiiiitchplease **User deleted account** (11/26/2011) [-]
My mom made a bunch of food and my uncle and grandmother came over, and so did my brother and his three daughters and his harlot of a girlfriend. <3
#16 to #15 - escoba (11/26/2011) [-]
Sounds awesome! Hey I'm only 5 posts away from the front page today! So excited :D
#17 to #16 - biiiiiitchplease **User deleted account** (11/26/2011) [-]
:O Oh, did you post some new content and you're almost on frontpage? :O
#8 - DemonMatt (11/12/2011) [-]
Hello my friend.
User avatar #9 to #8 - escoba (11/12/2011) [-]
Lmfao! Hey there brosicle
#10 to #9 - DemonMatt (11/12/2011) [-]
How's it going?
How's it going?
#11 to #10 - escoba (11/12/2011) [-]
Nothing, just chilling, you?
#12 to #11 - DemonMatt (11/12/2011) [-]
Haha, same.
User avatar #5 - slamfancy (11/02/2011) [-]
idk if you're actually gay, but if you are, more power to you.

from one rainbow funnyjunker to another.
User avatar #6 to #5 - escoba (11/03/2011) [-]
Yeah I actually am, those pictures in that post slamming me are actually pictures of me and my boyfriend.

And wow i like that, rainbow Funnyjunkie!
User avatar #7 to #6 - slamfancy (11/04/2011) [-]
well MORE POWER TO YOU! :D
#1 - DemonMatt (11/02/2011) [-]
Someone made content attacking you and saying to thumb your stuff down, so I thumbed your stuff up.
Someone made content attacking you and saying to thumb your stuff down, so I thumbed your stuff up.
User avatar #2 to #1 - escoba (11/02/2011) [-]
You sir are what keeps Funnyjunk going.

I can haz link to the content?
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