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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:9/05/2011
Last Login:7/14/2014
Location:Miami FL United States
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Content Level Progress: 78.4% (784/1000)
Level 221 Content: Mind Blower → Level 222 Content: Mind Blower
Comment Level Progress: 42% (42/100)
Level 212 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 213 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:63
Content Views:322606
Times Content Favorited:1158 times
Total Comments Made:217
FJ Points:23026
I'm Cuban, and I'm here to try to make you laugh (but no Castro jokes or I'll treat you like an anon.)

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#44 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 02/29/2012 on escoba's profile 0
#45 - DemonMatt (02/29/2012) [-]
So, rape?
#46 - escoba (02/29/2012) [-]
Is it rape if you want it?
#47 - DemonMatt (02/29/2012) [-]
No, just really really rough consensual sex.
#48 - escoba (02/29/2012) [-]
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Can it be hardcore?
#49 - DemonMatt (02/29/2012) [-]
I like where this is going.
#42 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 02/29/2012 on escoba's profile 0
#43 - DemonMatt (02/29/2012) [-]
#44 - escoba (02/29/2012) [-]
#45 - DemonMatt (02/29/2012) [-]
So, rape?
#46 - escoba (02/29/2012) [-]
Is it rape if you want it?
#47 - DemonMatt (02/29/2012) [-]
No, just really really rough consensual sex.
#48 - escoba (02/29/2012) [-]
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Can it be hardcore?
#49 - DemonMatt (02/29/2012) [-]
I like where this is going.
#40 - Rape you say...  [+] (9 new replies) 02/29/2012 on escoba's profile 0
#41 - DemonMatt (02/29/2012) [-]
#42 - escoba (02/29/2012) [-]
#43 - DemonMatt (02/29/2012) [-]
#44 - escoba (02/29/2012) [-]
#45 - DemonMatt (02/29/2012) [-]
So, rape?
#46 - escoba (02/29/2012) [-]
Is it rape if you want it?
#47 - DemonMatt (02/29/2012) [-]
No, just really really rough consensual sex.
#48 - escoba (02/29/2012) [-]
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Can it be hardcore?
#49 - DemonMatt (02/29/2012) [-]
I like where this is going.
#38 - Finally a hug!  [+] (11 new replies) 02/29/2012 on escoba's profile 0
#39 - DemonMatt (02/29/2012) [-]
Yes... hugs...
#40 - escoba (02/29/2012) [-]
Rape you say...
#41 - DemonMatt (02/29/2012) [-]
#42 - escoba (02/29/2012) [-]
#43 - DemonMatt (02/29/2012) [-]
#44 - escoba (02/29/2012) [-]
#45 - DemonMatt (02/29/2012) [-]
So, rape?
#46 - escoba (02/29/2012) [-]
Is it rape if you want it?
#47 - DemonMatt (02/29/2012) [-]
No, just really really rough consensual sex.
#48 - escoba (02/29/2012) [-]
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Can it be hardcore?
#49 - DemonMatt (02/29/2012) [-]
I like where this is going.
#36 - You get a hug. No. You get five hugs.  [+] (13 new replies) 02/29/2012 on escoba's profile 0
#37 - DemonMatt (02/29/2012) [-]
#38 - escoba (02/29/2012) [-]
Finally a hug!
#39 - DemonMatt (02/29/2012) [-]
Yes... hugs...
#40 - escoba (02/29/2012) [-]
Rape you say...
#41 - DemonMatt (02/29/2012) [-]
#42 - escoba (02/29/2012) [-]
#43 - DemonMatt (02/29/2012) [-]
#44 - escoba (02/29/2012) [-]
#45 - DemonMatt (02/29/2012) [-]
So, rape?
#46 - escoba (02/29/2012) [-]
Is it rape if you want it?
#47 - DemonMatt (02/29/2012) [-]
No, just really really rough consensual sex.
#48 - escoba (02/29/2012) [-]
Flagged Comment Picture
This image was flagged 1348777662
Can it be hardcore?
#49 - DemonMatt (02/29/2012) [-]
I like where this is going.
#1 - Picture 02/25/2012 on Haha, it's funny 'cause... +1
#328 - Picture  [+] (15 new replies) 02/25/2012 on Holding the power button 0
#398 - anonymous (02/25/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 88**
#351 - grandjoker (02/25/2012) [-]
**grandjoker rolls 12**
#354 - anonymous (02/25/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 93** here goes nothing, DUBS I MAKE AN ACCOUNT
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User avatar #340 - carpediam (02/25/2012) [-]
**carpediam rolls 34**
Party don't start till I walk in.
User avatar #341 - carpediam (02/25/2012) [-]
Apparrently it's gonna start WAY after I walk in.
#339 - anonymous (02/25/2012) [-]
>Be anon
>>Roll dubs.
>>>????????
>>>>Profit
#342 - anonymous (02/25/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 92**
>Your welcome spongy.
#336 - anonymous (02/25/2012) [-]
roll2**
User avatar #334 - tankguner (02/25/2012) [-]
**tankguner rolls 23**
User avatar #333 - politicalmemes (02/25/2012) [-]
**politicalmemes rolls 228,198,580** :D
#332 - irolledponies (02/25/2012) [-]
**irolledponies rolls 283** am i doing it right?
#330 - youradhere (02/25/2012) [-]
**youradhere rolls 27**
User avatar #350 - erttyisabrony (02/25/2012) [-]
no party for us D:
#391 - Picture 02/24/2012 on Rick Santorum Compilation +1
#690 - Picture 02/24/2012 on lol wut +7
#33 - Pretty accurate description.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/23/2012 on escoba's profile 0
#34 - kikzs (02/23/2012) [-]
Damn... [gif related, my opinion about you]
#348 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/21/2012 on Ken Jeong +5
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#490 - You learned something new today. 02/21/2012 on Violin Gusta 0
#488 - A smart comment. On FJ. Finally. 02/21/2012 on Violin Gusta +1
#487 - Look at my other comics, I mention it in one of them. And …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/21/2012 on Violin Gusta 0
User avatar #489 - fuckfacez (02/21/2012) [-]
no its just i did not know that you are gay
#490 - escoba (02/21/2012) [-]
You learned something new today.
#57 - Guys, I don't know why the link to this content is spammed all… 02/21/2012 on Violin Gusta 0
#55 - How many times do I have to say it, I'M BEING TROLLED, THAT WA… 02/21/2012 on Violin Gusta +7
#49 - 1. So thumb it down. 2. That's a generalization. 3. I'…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/21/2012 on Violin Gusta +14
User avatar #300 - fuckfacez (02/21/2012) [-]
Wait you're gay?
#487 - escoba (02/21/2012) [-]
Look at my other comics, I mention it in one of them.
And yeah I am, I hope that's not a problem.
User avatar #489 - fuckfacez (02/21/2012) [-]
no its just i did not know that you are gay
#490 - escoba (02/21/2012) [-]
You learned something new today.
#236 - Can you stop doing this? People are accusing me of being the s… 02/20/2012 on using the thumb arrow for... 0
#44 - I noticed, feels bad man. 02/20/2012 on Violin Gusta +1
#224 - People are accusing me of writing that! look at the most recen…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/20/2012 on Forever Alone Level: Over 9000 0
#226 - boxinabox (02/20/2012) [-]
ahh... i see. just anon trolling you
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#222 - To the cunt who left this comment as an anon (the one in the p…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/20/2012 on Forever Alone Level: Over 9000 +4
#228 - moldycheesestick has deleted their comment.
#227 - alohaeightninezero (02/20/2012) [-]
It's happened to all of us.

Fags so desperate to get to front page they get people to thumb down their competition.
Implied apology accepted, friend request sent.
#221 - That wasnt me! Im the one who made the content, that wasnt me … 02/20/2012 on Forever Alone Level: Over 9000 0
#220 - That wasnt me! Im the one who made the content, that wasnt me …  [+] (4 new replies) 02/20/2012 on Forever Alone Level: Over 9000 +1
#223 - boxinabox (02/20/2012) [-]
the fuck are you talking about? anon made it...
User avatar #224 - escoba (02/20/2012) [-]
People are accusing me of writing that! look at the most recent thread of comments on the content anon linked to

funnyjunk.com/funny_picture...
#226 - boxinabox (02/20/2012) [-]
ahh... i see. just anon trolling you
#225 - boxinabox has deleted their comment.
#219 - That wasnt me! What the fuck! 02/20/2012 on Forever Alone Level: Over 9000 +1
#31 - Send me the links, it wasnt me, let me see.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2012 on Violin Gusta 0
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#35 - DemonMatt (02/26/2012) [-]
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#36 to #36 - escoba (02/29/2012) [-]
You get a hug. No.   
   
You get five hugs.
You get a hug. No.

You get five hugs.
#38 to #38 - escoba (02/29/2012) [-]
Finally a hug!
#39 to #39 - DemonMatt (02/29/2012) [-]
Yes... hugs...
Yes... hugs...
#40 to #40 - escoba (02/29/2012) [-]
Rape you say...
Rape you say...
#45 to #45 - DemonMatt (02/29/2012) [-]
So, rape?
So, rape?
#46 to #46 - escoba (02/29/2012) [-]
Is it rape if you want it?
#47 to #47 - DemonMatt (02/29/2012) [-]
No, just really really rough consensual sex.
No, just really really rough consensual sex.
User avatar #32 - kikzs (02/22/2012) [-]
So, let me get this straight:
You're a homosexual DJ who gets rides from his dad, still goes to school and plays the violin?
#33 to #33 - escoba (02/23/2012) [-]
Pretty accurate description.
#34 to #34 - kikzs (02/23/2012) [-]
Damn... [gif related, my opinion about you]
Damn... [gif related, my opinion about you]
#30 - anonymous (01/23/2012) [-]
You're the best!
User avatar #31 to #31 - escoba (01/23/2012) [-]
Thank you anon!
User avatar #25 - stupidpancakes **User deleted account** (01/22/2012) [-]
I'm bisexual. Can we be friends?
:3
#26 to #26 - escoba (01/22/2012) [-]
I don't see why not! :)
#27 to #27 - sheiladikshit ONLINE (01/22/2012) [-]
yeah :D
#28 to #28 - escoba (01/22/2012) [-]
no stereotypes please >.<
#29 to #29 - sheiladikshit ONLINE (01/22/2012) [-]
wasnt trying to  :{
wasnt trying to :{
#24 - mcskinny (01/22/2012) [-]
I am adding you because you are gay.
User avatar #23 - jakefenris (12/20/2011) [-]
Congrats on coming out, though didn't exactly occur under the best of circumstances. Your dad just needs time to process things, keep your chin up and keep being awesome.
User avatar #22 - gandalfthered (12/20/2011) [-]
i know the fell man
my step dad havent really talked to me either after i came out one and a half year ago
#19 - happybutler (12/19/2011) [-]
Hey bro. I just saw your post. I really like to dj but i'm a complete and utter noob. I use my computer with a free program called mixxx. I really want to advance further in this craft. How does one level up?
#20 to #19 - escoba (12/19/2011) [-]
Send me a message to my inbox and I'll help you level up! And don't be paranoid and think I'm gonna sabotage you and tell you to buy shitty shit. You probably live far enough away from me so we're not competition for each other.

So send me that message, and tell me how much experience you have!
User avatar #21 to #20 - Monkeyfarmer (12/19/2011) [-]
ya, I'm kinda on the same page as that guy...I'm getting a DDJ Ergo for Christmas and could probably use some pointers
#13 - biiiiiitchplease **User deleted account** (11/26/2011) [-]
Hello! Did you have a good Thanksgiving?
#14 to #13 - escoba (11/26/2011) [-]
Yeah went over to a friend's house and pigged out, you?
#15 to #14 - biiiiiitchplease **User deleted account** (11/26/2011) [-]
My mom made a bunch of food and my uncle and grandmother came over, and so did my brother and his three daughters and his harlot of a girlfriend. <3
#16 to #15 - escoba (11/26/2011) [-]
Sounds awesome! Hey I'm only 5 posts away from the front page today! So excited :D
#17 to #16 - biiiiiitchplease **User deleted account** (11/26/2011) [-]
:O Oh, did you post some new content and you're almost on frontpage? :O
#8 - DemonMatt (11/12/2011) [-]
Hello my friend.
User avatar #9 to #8 - escoba (11/12/2011) [-]
Lmfao! Hey there brosicle
#10 to #9 - DemonMatt (11/12/2011) [-]
How's it going?
How's it going?
#11 to #10 - escoba (11/12/2011) [-]
Nothing, just chilling, you?
#12 to #11 - DemonMatt (11/12/2011) [-]
Haha, same.
User avatar #5 - slamfancy (11/02/2011) [-]
idk if you're actually gay, but if you are, more power to you.

from one rainbow funnyjunker to another.
User avatar #6 to #5 - escoba (11/03/2011) [-]
Yeah I actually am, those pictures in that post slamming me are actually pictures of me and my boyfriend.

And wow i like that, rainbow Funnyjunkie!
User avatar #7 to #6 - slamfancy (11/04/2011) [-]
well MORE POWER TO YOU! :D
#1 - DemonMatt (11/02/2011) [-]
Someone made content attacking you and saying to thumb your stuff down, so I thumbed your stuff up.
Someone made content attacking you and saying to thumb your stuff down, so I thumbed your stuff up.
User avatar #2 to #1 - escoba (11/02/2011) [-]
You sir are what keeps Funnyjunk going.

I can haz link to the content?
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