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escoba

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Gender: male
Age: 26
Date Signed Up:9/05/2011
Last Login:8/31/2015
Location:Miami FL United States
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 21792 total,  24133 ,  2341
Comment Thumbs: 1231 total,  1391 ,  160
Content Level Progress: 78.5% (785/1000)
Level 221 Content: Mind Blower → Level 222 Content: Mind Blower
Comment Level Progress: 30% (30/100)
Level 212 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 213 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:63
Content Views:323599
Times Content Favorited:1152 times
Total Comments Made:216
FJ Points:23027
I'm Cuban, and I'm here to try to make you laugh (but no Castro jokes or I'll treat you like an anon.)

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#152 - I know this was a while back, but that wasn't me, I got trolled. 08/08/2012 on vodka 0
#385 - Picture  [+] (17 new replies) 06/09/2012 on mom wins +1
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#388 - kongalkohol (06/09/2012) [-]
never had the chance to use this.. thx mate :D
#135 - Picture 03/03/2012 on Ninja +1
#128 - Did I hear someone say Spiderman thread?  [+] (6 new replies) 03/03/2012 on Ninja +2
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#103 - This was hilarious. I love you. 03/03/2012 on The Dream Mission 0
#1846 - 14000 thumbs in 10 hours I don't even... teach me master. 03/03/2012 on Well shit +2
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#30 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2012 on 2x Problem +3
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#45 - Are you retarded 03/01/2012 on Dat Trap 0
#46 - Is it rape if you want it?  [+] (3 new replies) 02/29/2012 on escoba's profile 0
#47 - DemonMatt (02/29/2012) [-]
No, just really really rough consensual sex.
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#49 - DemonMatt (02/29/2012) [-]
I like where this is going.
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#35 - DemonMatt (02/26/2012) [-]
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#36 to #36 - escoba (02/29/2012) [-]
You get a hug. No.   
   
You get five hugs.
You get a hug. No.

You get five hugs.
#37 to #37 - DemonMatt (02/29/2012) [-]
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#38 to #38 - escoba (02/29/2012) [-]
Finally a hug!
#39 to #39 - DemonMatt (02/29/2012) [-]
Yes... hugs...
Yes... hugs...
#40 to #40 - escoba (02/29/2012) [-]
Rape you say...
Rape you say...
#41 to #41 - DemonMatt (02/29/2012) [-]
#42 to #42 - escoba (02/29/2012) [-]
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#43 to #43 - DemonMatt (02/29/2012) [-]
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#44 to #44 - escoba (02/29/2012) [-]
#45 to #45 - DemonMatt (02/29/2012) [-]
So, rape?
So, rape?
#46 to #46 - escoba (02/29/2012) [-]
Is it rape if you want it?
#47 to #47 - DemonMatt (02/29/2012) [-]
No, just really really rough consensual sex.
No, just really really rough consensual sex.
#32 - kikzs (02/22/2012) [-]
So, let me get this straight:
You're a homosexual DJ who gets rides from his dad, still goes to school and plays the violin?
#33 to #33 - escoba (02/23/2012) [-]
Pretty accurate description.
#34 to #34 - kikzs (02/23/2012) [-]
Damn... [gif related, my opinion about you]
Damn... [gif related, my opinion about you]
#30 - anon (01/23/2012) [-]
You're the best!
#31 to #31 - escoba (01/23/2012) [-]
Thank you anon!
#25 - stupidpancakes **User deleted account** (01/22/2012) [-]
I'm bisexual. Can we be friends?
:3
#26 to #26 - escoba (01/22/2012) [-]
I don't see why not! :)
#27 to #27 - sheiladikshit (01/22/2012) [-]
yeah :D
#28 to #28 - escoba (01/22/2012) [-]
no stereotypes please >.<
#29 to #29 - sheiladikshit (01/22/2012) [-]
wasnt trying to  :{
wasnt trying to :{
#24 - mcskinny (01/22/2012) [-]
I am adding you because you are gay.
#23 - jakefenris (12/20/2011) [-]
Congrats on coming out, though didn't exactly occur under the best of circumstances. Your dad just needs time to process things, keep your chin up and keep being awesome.
#22 - gandalfthered (12/20/2011) [-]
i know the fell man
my step dad havent really talked to me either after i came out one and a half year ago
#19 - happybutler (12/19/2011) [-]
Hey bro. I just saw your post. I really like to dj but i'm a complete and utter noob. I use my computer with a free program called mixxx. I really want to advance further in this craft. How does one level up?
#20 to #19 - escoba (12/19/2011) [-]
Send me a message to my inbox and I'll help you level up! And don't be paranoid and think I'm gonna sabotage you and tell you to buy ****** ****. You probably live far enough away from me so we're not competition for each other.

So send me that message, and tell me how much experience you have!
#21 to #20 - Monkeyfarmer (12/19/2011) [-]
ya, I'm kinda on the same page as that guy...I'm getting a DDJ Ergo for Christmas and could probably use some pointers
#13 - biiiiiitchplease **User deleted account** (11/26/2011) [-]
Hello! Did you have a good Thanksgiving?
#14 to #13 - escoba (11/26/2011) [-]
Yeah went over to a friend's house and pigged out, you?
#15 to #14 - biiiiiitchplease **User deleted account** (11/26/2011) [-]
My mom made a bunch of food and my uncle and grandmother came over, and so did my brother and his three daughters and his harlot of a girlfriend. <3
#16 to #15 - escoba (11/26/2011) [-]
Sounds awesome! Hey I'm only 5 posts away from the front page today! So excited :D
#17 to #16 - biiiiiitchplease **User deleted account** (11/26/2011) [-]
:O Oh, did you post some new content and you're almost on frontpage? :O
#18 to #17 - escoba (11/26/2011) [-]
#8 - DemonMatt (11/12/2011) [-]
Hello my friend.
#9 to #8 - escoba (11/12/2011) [-]
Lmfao! Hey there brosicle
#10 to #9 - DemonMatt (11/12/2011) [-]
How's it going?
How's it going?
#11 to #10 - escoba (11/12/2011) [-]
Nothing, just chilling, you?
#12 to #11 - DemonMatt (11/12/2011) [-]
Haha, same.
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