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#6 - what a cunt, what did she expect? 8 hours ago on Someone Failed Physics 0
#31 - Haha yeah, I know he means it well, but his methods are not ef… 11 hours ago on My Day on a Plater 0
#29 - Nah but I'm also vegan. (red thumbs await)  [+] (2 new replies) 11 hours ago on My Day on a Plater +1
User avatar #30 - faggotishshit (11 hours ago) [-]
Hmm, as long as you are not like him (see comment below), you're all good to go!
User avatar #31 - escapedfromkitchen (11 hours ago) [-]
Haha yeah, I know he means it well, but his methods are not effective... You can't annoy people with things they don't want to know, that's why everybody hates vegans. Only thing you can do is just be an example, if they're interested, they will find the informations by themselfs.
#13 - thank you good sir 14 hours ago on My Day on a Plater +1
#11 - Haha I was talking about the activated almonds, I don't really…  [+] (2 new replies) 14 hours ago on My Day on a Plater +2
#12 - soloman (14 hours ago) [-]
Goddamn you're an asshat and I love you for it.
#13 - escapedfromkitchen (14 hours ago) [-]
thank you good sir
#8 - Seriously guys, just because you don't know what it means it d…  [+] (7 new replies) 16 hours ago on My Day on a Plater -41
#10 - soloman (14 hours ago) [-]
Er, ok.

Could you please inform me how to make homemade coconuts? I have a party coming up and I'd like to serve something unique.
User avatar #40 - themongoose (7 hours ago) [-]
In his defense: He should have changed the wording. "A homemade muffin made with coconut, carob, blueberry, goji and stevia." And it turns out "activation" just means "soaked," similar to "sprouted" for grains.

BUT

This guy has turned an enjoyable necessity (read: eating) into a nightmare. He is an idiot.
User avatar #24 - harryboom (12 hours ago) [-]
homemade coconut, carob, bluebarry, goji and stevia muffin.
the coconut is just and ingredient in the muffin
#36 - soloman (9 hours ago) [-]
Ah I see now.
User avatar #11 - escapedfromkitchen (14 hours ago) [-]
Haha I was talking about the activated almonds, I don't really know what the other shit meant... maybe he was talking about coconut milk?
#12 - soloman (14 hours ago) [-]
Goddamn you're an asshat and I love you for it.
#13 - escapedfromkitchen (14 hours ago) [-]
thank you good sir
#7 - It activates all the enzymes that weren't activated because of…  [+] (5 new replies) 16 hours ago on My Day on a Plater +1
#16 - mixedfeelings (13 hours ago) [-]
new glycogen?
User avatar #29 - escapedfromkitchen (11 hours ago) [-]
Nah but I'm also vegan. (red thumbs await)
User avatar #30 - faggotishshit (11 hours ago) [-]
Hmm, as long as you are not like him (see comment below), you're all good to go!
User avatar #31 - escapedfromkitchen (11 hours ago) [-]
Haha yeah, I know he means it well, but his methods are not effective... You can't annoy people with things they don't want to know, that's why everybody hates vegans. Only thing you can do is just be an example, if they're interested, they will find the informations by themselfs.
User avatar #18 - glycogen (13 hours ago) [-]
All nuts are cooked before they can be sold in stores.

Unless you are eating them off a tree. The fat inside them is rancid.

Soaking them does very little to make them a health food.

"activated" is just a buzzword.

Nuts are high in fat and are completely unnecessary.
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#111 - social justice warriors 08/26/2014 on reminder: SJWs threatened a... +2
#110 - Are they ******* kidding me... Are they really po… 08/26/2014 on reminder: SJWs threatened a... +8

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#7 - dadukesta (08/01/2014) [-]
You seem pretty cool. Keep it up.
#8 to #7 - escapedfromkitchen (08/01/2014) [-]
heheh thanks
heheh thanks
#4 - ilbacondeity (03/03/2014) [-]
I sent you an add because you don't seem like **** .
User avatar #5 to #4 - escapedfromkitchen (03/03/2014) [-]
em.. okay thanks
#6 to #5 - ilbacondeity (03/03/2014) [-]
Youuuuuuuuu're welcome!
User avatar #2 - pyronic (03/03/2014) [-]
Love the oc!

keep it comin pinky!
User avatar #3 to #2 - escapedfromkitchen (03/03/2014) [-]
thanks buddy!
User avatar #1 - rakuraimasuta (02/09/2014) [-]
Heyooo!
 
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