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#114 - HAH, good one, she can't afford a car. She's a waitress li…  [+] (1 new reply) 11 hours ago on OP delivers +1
User avatar #115 - landartheconqueror (11 hours ago) [-]
yeahhh, but it'd still feel good.
#239 - Good nighty~ 14 hours ago on how to obtain girlfriend +1
#237 - That's great to hear~  [+] (2 new replies) 14 hours ago on how to obtain girlfriend +1
#238 - dustypengwin (14 hours ago) [-]
Yea well, bed time for me. I've stayed up wayyyy too late.
#239 - erotictentacle (14 hours ago) [-]
Good nighty~
#235 - oooooooohhhhh, a smoker, eh? Ok den  [+] (4 new replies) 14 hours ago on how to obtain girlfriend +1
#236 - dustypengwin (14 hours ago) [-]
Not so much cigarettes anymore. Pretty much kicked those. Vapings just cheaper and, as far as I can tell, safer.
#237 - erotictentacle (14 hours ago) [-]
That's great to hear~
#238 - dustypengwin (14 hours ago) [-]
Yea well, bed time for me. I've stayed up wayyyy too late.
#239 - erotictentacle (14 hours ago) [-]
Good nighty~
#233 - What's vape?  [+] (6 new replies) 15 hours ago on how to obtain girlfriend +1
#234 - dustypengwin (14 hours ago) [-]
Vaping. E-hookahs. E-cigs.
#235 - erotictentacle (14 hours ago) [-]
oooooooohhhhh, a smoker, eh?
Ok den
#236 - dustypengwin (14 hours ago) [-]
Not so much cigarettes anymore. Pretty much kicked those. Vapings just cheaper and, as far as I can tell, safer.
#237 - erotictentacle (14 hours ago) [-]
That's great to hear~
#238 - dustypengwin (14 hours ago) [-]
Yea well, bed time for me. I've stayed up wayyyy too late.
#239 - erotictentacle (14 hours ago) [-]
Good nighty~
#231 - So, whatchu into?  [+] (8 new replies) 17 hours ago on how to obtain girlfriend +1
#232 - dustypengwin (17 hours ago) [-]
Music, vape shit, computers, games.
Generic answers for a generic question.
#233 - erotictentacle (15 hours ago) [-]
What's vape?
#234 - dustypengwin (14 hours ago) [-]
Vaping. E-hookahs. E-cigs.
#235 - erotictentacle (14 hours ago) [-]
oooooooohhhhh, a smoker, eh?
Ok den
#236 - dustypengwin (14 hours ago) [-]
Not so much cigarettes anymore. Pretty much kicked those. Vapings just cheaper and, as far as I can tell, safer.
#237 - erotictentacle (14 hours ago) [-]
That's great to hear~
#238 - dustypengwin (14 hours ago) [-]
Yea well, bed time for me. I've stayed up wayyyy too late.
#239 - erotictentacle (14 hours ago) [-]
Good nighty~
#229 - So there's hope?  [+] (10 new replies) 17 hours ago on how to obtain girlfriend +1
#230 - dustypengwin (17 hours ago) [-]
Woo me.
#231 - erotictentacle (17 hours ago) [-]
So, whatchu into?
#232 - dustypengwin (17 hours ago) [-]
Music, vape shit, computers, games.
Generic answers for a generic question.
#233 - erotictentacle (15 hours ago) [-]
What's vape?
#234 - dustypengwin (14 hours ago) [-]
Vaping. E-hookahs. E-cigs.
#235 - erotictentacle (14 hours ago) [-]
oooooooohhhhh, a smoker, eh?
Ok den
#236 - dustypengwin (14 hours ago) [-]
Not so much cigarettes anymore. Pretty much kicked those. Vapings just cheaper and, as far as I can tell, safer.
#237 - erotictentacle (14 hours ago) [-]
That's great to hear~
#238 - dustypengwin (14 hours ago) [-]
Yea well, bed time for me. I've stayed up wayyyy too late.
#239 - erotictentacle (14 hours ago) [-]
Good nighty~
#111 - well, by that rule i'd be old enough. But eh, whatcha gonn…  [+] (3 new replies) 18 hours ago on OP delivers +1
User avatar #113 - landartheconqueror (11 hours ago) [-]
let's go slash her tires!
User avatar #114 - erotictentacle (11 hours ago) [-]
HAH, good one, she can't afford a car.
She's a waitress living alone. I DO know where she lives tho, so i'd have that.

But i'm just too mature, yuno~
User avatar #115 - landartheconqueror (11 hours ago) [-]
yeahhh, but it'd still feel good.
#38 - Well, i finally found someone who loves me. Turns out it's…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2014 on Good Advice 0
User avatar #39 - whatwhen (12/19/2014) [-]
sorry
#36 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2014 on Good Advice 0
User avatar #37 - whatwhen (12/19/2014) [-]
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User avatar #767 - rheago (12/07/2014) [-]
STATUSUPDATE! YOU SWOLE YET BRO?
User avatar #768 to #767 - erotictentacle (12/07/2014) [-]
nah, m'lad. Gym ****** up my budget, i can't afford that **** anymore since i opened a third column

i prolly should've thought this through......

But i made some arrangements and i can very cheaply join a local judo\ju-jitsu dojo.
I know one of the instructors and he owes me some. So he gives me training discount and a free Gi.
Now after new-years i'll do prolly judo twice a week, and my usual kendo training by myself, now that its cold as balls outside i shouldn't have any trouble using my old training-spots.


Also, i was at a doctor about a swollen ankle that wouldn't go back to normal. Turns out i'm hyperflexible due to my tendons not having enough natural resistance or something. Now i often to balancing exercises for my ankles and grip stuff reeeeeally hard for some times over and over again.....

so yeah, story of my life, How are you doing? is that handsome lad in your avatar you?
User avatar #769 to #768 - rheago (12/07/2014) [-]
**** son, that's not good news at all...
But I have some info for you! If you like climbing, try to see if there's a bouldering gym nearby. I've been doing it recently and it's so fun and so difficult techniquewise I ******* love difficult sports Also makes you have to grip really hard tbh so it's win win

So if you fix your money problems you should check it out!

Other than that i've been doing pretty gud, I aughta work for school some more but yolo amirite?
And yes, I am that weird looking guy in the avatar picture :p
User avatar #770 to #769 - erotictentacle (12/07/2014) [-]
Well, its less of a money problem, more of a problem that i don't have enough left for my free-time expenses, most my money goes on a saving bank and i don't dare touching that one.
And i dunno about the bouldering thing, i only kept going to the gym because i would compete with my friends and challenge eachother, but apart for that it was a bit too dull for me. Which is why i wanna go back to martial arts, it just makes me feel so much more alive~
User avatar #771 to #770 - rheago (12/07/2014) [-]
Bruh, bouldering is perfect for challenging each other.
Keep increasing the difficulty in climbing levels and see who can climb what route the best.

It might not be your thing but I totally love it.

It's not really a gym, I just don't know the right word for it. Climbing room maybe? idk
User avatar #772 to #771 - erotictentacle (12/07/2014) [-]
yeah, i think i know what you mean, those walls with those fancy-coloured thingies to hold onto.

If it is that, i know its a good workout and all, but martial arts just float my boat like helium~
User avatar #773 to #772 - rheago (12/07/2014) [-]
Well bae, if it floats your boat, then keep doing what you love <3
User avatar #774 to #773 - erotictentacle (12/08/2014) [-]
will do, sugar~
User avatar #735 - valax ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
Sir.
Just how erotic is your tentacle?
User avatar #736 to #735 - erotictentacle (12/04/2014) [-]
do you know how high the erotic scale is?
If so, its that high plus 80%

if you don't know, its pretty damn erotic
User avatar #737 to #736 - valax ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
Nice.

So, it's like Gaussian distribution for the erotic %'s?
User avatar #738 to #737 - erotictentacle (12/04/2014) [-]
it's actually more like a parabel if its even written like that in english
with the X-axis being the time you see it, and the Y-axis being the amount of erotics.
The longer you look at it, the more erotic it gets, without having really an end, it just continues to infinity
User avatar #739 to #738 - valax ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
Is the growth of the eroticy exponential?
User avatar #740 to #739 - erotictentacle (12/04/2014) [-]
of course, if it was linear, it wouldn't be a parabel
User avatar #741 to #740 - valax ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
Do tentacles grow back after being cut off?
User avatar #742 to #741 - erotictentacle (12/04/2014) [-]
i dunno, i never tried self-mutilation.
It doesn't appeal to me
User avatar #743 to #742 - valax ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
How many tentacles are you hoarding?
User avatar #744 to #743 - erotictentacle (12/04/2014) [-]
sorry, that's classified~
User avatar #745 to #744 - valax ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
Surely, you could expend a single tentacle for scientific research.
*gives you a pair of scissors*

Dude, cutting stuff off with scissors is horrible. Never let it ever happen ever anywhere.
User avatar #746 to #745 - erotictentacle (12/04/2014) [-]
do you have some kind of split personality?
you first demand a tentacle-sample i remove from meself with scissors, then you say i shouldn't hurt myself with scissors. YOU'RE INSANSE!

turns me on...
#747 to #746 - valax ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
I am simply looking at the matter from multiple perspectives.   
Just.. report if the tentacles have extreme regenerative abilities should you ever find yourself with one cut off.   
   
I- I'm not insane.   
&lt;-
I am simply looking at the matter from multiple perspectives.
Just.. report if the tentacles have extreme regenerative abilities should you ever find yourself with one cut off.

I- I'm not insane.
<-
#748 to #747 - erotictentacle (12/04/2014) [-]
... please have several hose, i want you!
... please have several hose, i want you!
#749 to #748 - valax ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
But.. I'm not single. :c
But.. I'm not single. :c
#750 to #749 - erotictentacle (12/04/2014) [-]
Why are the great ones always taken before i come around...?
Why are the great ones always taken before i come around...?
#751 to #750 - valax ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
Well, I got really lucky with my find.   
She's sooooo great.   
Amazing in a so many of aspects.   
I'm glad she likes me!
Well, I got really lucky with my find.
She's sooooo great.
Amazing in a so many of aspects.
I'm glad she likes me!
#752 to #751 - erotictentacle (12/04/2014) [-]
Lucky you.... i just got dumped by the best lass i've ever had.....
#753 to #752 - valax ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
Why'd you get dumped?
Why'd you get dumped?
#766 to #753 - erotictentacle (12/04/2014) [-]
woah hold hte **** up, 8 hours much? That's the minimum!
I had times, especially when going on installation trips or stuff, i work for something between 11 and 12 hours! Never even get to see the sun outside of lunch, since im usually tucked in a lab.

and well, what i'm good at. I'm a great improviser, which makes me great at presentations without really preparing much. Hell, i once made a presentation about my pencil sharpener when i just found out i had to present something with sentimental value 2h before it was my turn. I finished class best~
And i'm also good at learning physical movements. In kendo and aikido i learned the katas always very fast, i usually later had to wait for the rest to pick it up while i just tried to get it down faster. Also i'm good with languages, speak german, english and spanish fluently, and can defend myself in italian and french. Comes with being an immigrant in a country with 4 official languages i guess.

So yeah, guess i got that going for me. OH! i can fap a lot, thats pretty neat too.


and what are you good at?
#764 to #753 - erotictentacle (12/04/2014) [-]
Well, i'm in my last year of apprenticeship as automation technician.   
I study to my limits because its the last year and i somehow gotta try to get my 						****					 together for the finals.   
I work 4 out of 5 days a week for a theoretical minimum of 8.2h, but time's flexible.   
then i also will start with judo on new years. after my kendo dojo moved, it was too far away. I can't afford to start working at 6AM when i had practice until 9:30pm and had a 1.5h trip home. i did some gymming in the meantime, but its not my thing, its a bit too... repetitive
Well, i'm in my last year of apprenticeship as automation technician.
I study to my limits because its the last year and i somehow gotta try to get my **** together for the finals.
I work 4 out of 5 days a week for a theoretical minimum of 8.2h, but time's flexible.
then i also will start with judo on new years. after my kendo dojo moved, it was too far away. I can't afford to start working at 6AM when i had practice until 9:30pm and had a 1.5h trip home. i did some gymming in the meantime, but its not my thing, its a bit too... repetitive
#765 to #764 - valax ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
I think one friend of mine went to study that. He thought it was boring and swapped it up a bit, I think.
Are you good at anything? What are you strong at and good at?
Woah, 8 hours? That's so much! How admirable.

I wanna do martial arts, sounds fun.
Though, I do like being available all the dang time.
#762 to #753 - erotictentacle (12/04/2014) [-]
work, eh?
What do you work as?
#763 to #762 - valax ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
Not work like a career.
I should study harder and focus on stuff that's important for my future.
I should be good to friends and people.
Keep promises as best I can.
Work out and get stronger, hehe.

What are you doing?
#760 to #753 - erotictentacle (12/04/2014) [-]
keep going on like that, i'll go insane with jealousy soon~
#761 to #760 - valax ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
Well, I have a lot of work to do.
I have to work hard and lots to get all of the things I want.
I hope I'll be able to do it well.
I do have incentive and motivation now, so it should help.
#758 to #753 - erotictentacle (12/04/2014) [-]
jeez fine, i'll go hang myself then
#759 to #758 - valax ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
I had such a huge crush on her.
It was way surprising she was eager to be a couple, hehe.
Ah, she brings some stuff out in me. Like, wanting to hold her and keep her safe all the time. Hahah.
She has a lot of stuff that I view to work very well with me. Like, stuff that makes me grow into a good direction as a person if I'm with her.
She also helps clear my mind, calm myself and love myself. Even if that's something I shouldn't rely on her to do at all. But it's therapeutic after something tragic that had happened to me. I'll get stronger and my wounds will heal with them.

I'm so sappy, jeez.
#756 to #753 - erotictentacle (12/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, she was finally a bit more mature than the other girls i've been with. She respected that i don't want to chat while im in the middle of work and that on some evenings im just too ******* tired and want to rest.

Also, i just love nordic women, she had norwegian roots. so nice~
#757 to #756 - valax ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
Mine's super cool, has so many interesting hobbies and so much time for me.
And likes being with me.
And also is suggesting stuff, so she's not too passive.
She likes to have fun and play around.
She's very, very beautiful. She has a cute voice and nice things she says.
#754 to #753 - erotictentacle (12/04/2014) [-]
well, appearently, me ,being 19 years old and having had only 2 sex partners, 1 for a very short time, am too young to start a serious relationship with her, a 25 year old waitress, who wants to settle down for good
#755 to #754 - valax ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
Was she cool?
User avatar #709 - rheago (08/05/2014) [-]
Long time no hear from
How's it going? You still exercizing?
User avatar #710 to #709 - erotictentacle (08/05/2014) [-]
Sure do~
Just not like i used to. I hit the gym now and do an evening program similar to the morning program you gave me. (I couldn't do it in the morning because opening my eyes already requires 95% of my total energy)

Thanks for asking, how's it going on your side?
User avatar #711 to #710 - rheago (08/05/2014) [-]
Oh you know, same old same old, training for a competition in November, studying for retakes, etc...

Just keeping on living I guess :p
User avatar #712 to #711 - erotictentacle (08/05/2014) [-]
Hehe, that's the spirit!
I got the final exams this year, so i feel a bit down the ******* ... but i'll manage as always~

and btw, what competition do you mean? You never actually told me, but you made me curious :3
User avatar #713 to #712 - rheago (08/05/2014) [-]
I do a sport called survival, basically it's a 20 km long obstacle course in the middle of the winter.

So I have to train on endurance, recovery and grip.
****** hard yo :p
User avatar #714 to #713 - erotictentacle (08/05/2014) [-]
Ha! It's what makes you tough! Winter is awesome for that
I used to play rugby with my friends half nakes in the snow. Our skin almost got as red as the snow.... good times
User avatar #715 to #714 - rheago (08/05/2014) [-]
"Our skin almost got as red as the snow."

Kinda morbid but okay :p

Anyway, keep up the training! Make Funnyjunk proud!
User avatar #716 to #715 - erotictentacle (08/05/2014) [-]
THING IIIIIIS!
I still got fat over my muscles ;_;
I got hella strong, but the shapes of my muscles are close to invisible :T

I'm still happy, people get rekt when they play rugby against me. Almost makes me want to join a team
User avatar #717 to #716 - rheago (08/05/2014) [-]
Dude, yes!
Become a pro player and when you're rich and famous send me a message so I can brag to people about you!
User avatar #719 to #717 - erotictentacle (08/05/2014) [-]
in other words, sorry ;_;
User avatar #718 to #717 - erotictentacle (08/05/2014) [-]
Thing is, i'm an awfull teamplayer... I never manage to be in sync with the others. I'm good enough to play with friends on some amateur matches set up in village festivals...
Which is why i stick to martial arts
User avatar #720 to #718 - rheago (08/05/2014) [-]
You'll never manage with that attitude.

If you want something, you can do it
Practice makes perfect and all that stuff
You could try an amateur team or something and see how it goes?
If you really want to try it, just try it and see how it goes!
User avatar #721 to #720 - erotictentacle (08/05/2014) [-]
I'll think about it. The thing is that i have flexible work-times and i sometimes just need to stay longer and stop everything else isn't vital for my life. Which is another plus for martial arts, i can usually do it with a partner that i can simply call
User avatar #722 to #721 - rheago (08/05/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, forgot about your work

Anyway, no matter what you do, you have my full support <3
User avatar #723 to #722 - erotictentacle (08/05/2014) [-]
Oh wow!
Thanks a bunch! You know, i actually might try rugby. I'm just a bit nervouse about actually working in a team. I might just not be used to it, but if it isn't with close friends, i never got any decent teamwork done ;_;

Butanyway, thanks for the support~ almost makes me wish you were a lass ;3
User avatar #724 to #723 - rheago (08/05/2014) [-]
If i was a lass i'd shag everyone tbh
User avatar #725 to #724 - erotictentacle (08/05/2014) [-]
Well, i think most dudes think like that (because the female orgasm must feel AWESOME).
But i think our mindset would change if we were actually born as lasses
User avatar #726 to #725 - rheago (08/05/2014) [-]
Nah man, I'd shag everyone
Such is the way of rheago
User avatar #727 to #726 - erotictentacle (08/05/2014) [-]
You little manwhore, you~
User avatar #733 to #728 - erotictentacle (08/05/2014) [-]
Oh well, guess its just cause i got raised to be humble. I also usually put other's needs before mine and drop my doings to help my peers.

But enough about that. I gotta get up in 5h and since sunday morning i slept for almost 2h..i guess i should sleep now.

Good night, laddie
User avatar #734 to #733 - rheago (08/05/2014) [-]
Nighty night babe!
User avatar #731 to #728 - erotictentacle (08/05/2014) [-]
But still, your a lad who seems like he was rather popular and still is. Surely you are usually surrounded by people with more impact than me, no?
User avatar #732 to #731 - rheago (08/05/2014) [-]
Eeehhhh... not sure how to answer to that because I don't really care about that.

Basically if you're cool to me i'll be cool to you I guess
Never think too little of yourself m8
User avatar #729 to #728 - erotictentacle (08/05/2014) [-]
GOOD ONE!
and good night! fj on phone feels weird

Also, how come you still remember me? It makes me feel special
User avatar #730 to #729 - rheago (08/05/2014) [-]
As if I'd ever forget you
User avatar #708 - anotheroneonearth (07/06/2014) [-]
forgot to mention, the most 'Murican game ever made by Japan! looks awesome.
Metal wolf chaos (メタルウルフカオス) - Digest movie
User avatar #695 to #694 - erotictentacle (06/23/2014) [-]
took ya long enough
#691 - DemonMatt ONLINE (05/18/2014) [-]
I have conflicted feelings about this.
#681 - anotheroneonearth (05/10/2014) [-]
no problem   
 use this when u r mad
no problem
use this when u r mad
#682 to #681 - erotictentacle (05/10/2014) [-]
Neat!
I've often been using this one so far
#683 to #682 - anotheroneonearth (05/10/2014) [-]
this would be nice too
this would be nice too
#684 to #683 - erotictentacle (05/10/2014) [-]
this one as well
#685 to #684 - anotheroneonearth (05/10/2014) [-]
and of course this
#686 to #685 - erotictentacle (05/10/2014) [-]
they just won't stop flowing!
#687 to #686 - anotheroneonearth (05/10/2014) [-]
I have so many reaction pics too, but my problem is I sometimes can't find suitable post to comment.
I have so many reaction pics too, but my problem is I sometimes can't find suitable post to comment.
#688 to #687 - erotictentacle (05/10/2014) [-]
try my technique:   
&gt;Safe everything that could be possibly relevant   
&gt;Neatly put them into according folders   
&gt;If, in a certain moment, i remember that 1 exact image, i just know its right and find the most suitable picture because it was the first to pop into my mind when seeing the post   
   
 also, isn't it pretty late for you?
try my technique:
>Safe everything that could be possibly relevant
>Neatly put them into according folders
>If, in a certain moment, i remember that 1 exact image, i just know its right and find the most suitable picture because it was the first to pop into my mind when seeing the post

also, isn't it pretty late for you?
#689 to #688 - anotheroneonearth (05/10/2014) [-]
haha I do the same thing!   
my current folders: anime (gif and jpg seperately), Nichijou, Shigurui, Pokemon, Animal crossing, hentai, AOT, animals, other miscellaneous gifs etc.   
   
yeah kinda late. good night.
haha I do the same thing!
my current folders: anime (gif and jpg seperately), Nichijou, Shigurui, Pokemon, Animal crossing, hentai, AOT, animals, other miscellaneous gifs etc.

yeah kinda late. good night.
#696 to #689 - erotictentacle (07/03/2014) [-]
which reminds me!
i kinda wanna see what's inside that "hentai" folder~
#697 to #696 - anotheroneonearth (07/04/2014) [-]
I think I already did. it hasn't changed that much since then.
#698 to #697 - erotictentacle (07/04/2014) [-]
oh.... well, ok then!   
Have this
oh.... well, ok then!
Have this
#699 to #698 - anotheroneonearth (07/04/2014) [-]
thanks   
 what is this
thanks
what is this
#700 to #699 - erotictentacle (07/04/2014) [-]
i dunno...... some weird **** , i guess.

so, how's life? got any more comfortable?
also, you excited for the new Space Dandy season?
#701 to #700 - anotheroneonearth (07/04/2014) [-]
comfortable? well I guess so... cos I'm planning to go to a rave with a girl two weeks later.   
currently waiting for her reply, because she works at night.   
on the other hand, I lost keys to my car and apartment two days ago.    
so basically I'm desperately waiting for a miracle.   
   
 yes I am, seems like there's no other shows for me besides Jojo
comfortable? well I guess so... cos I'm planning to go to a rave with a girl two weeks later.
currently waiting for her reply, because she works at night.
on the other hand, I lost keys to my car and apartment two days ago.
so basically I'm desperately waiting for a miracle.

yes I am, seems like there's no other shows for me besides Jojo
#702 to #701 - erotictentacle (07/04/2014) [-]
Lost the keys? 						****					, i sure hope they are really LOST, would suck if someone found them...   
   
 should i watch jojo? i don't know if that'd be smart since i just started the manga. Many say the manga  is better
Lost the keys? **** , i sure hope they are really LOST, would suck if someone found them...

should i watch jojo? i don't know if that'd be smart since i just started the manga. Many say the manga is better
#703 to #702 - anotheroneonearth (07/04/2014) [-]
to tell the detail, both keys were tied up with a keyring.   
after work I drove home and opened the door of my room with those keys, so quite possibly keys were in my pocket at this moment.   
after bringing shopping bags and stuff home several times, I recalled something and tried to get into a car again.   
then realised it was gone...   
   
TL;DR I'm pretty sure it's still in my room. not found yet though.   
anyway I'll spend this weekend cleaning my room and finding keys.   
   
 actually I haven't watched Jojo anime that much, just first episode of part 1 and 3. but yeah you'd better read manga first, then anime. because of reasons.
to tell the detail, both keys were tied up with a keyring.
after work I drove home and opened the door of my room with those keys, so quite possibly keys were in my pocket at this moment.
after bringing shopping bags and stuff home several times, I recalled something and tried to get into a car again.
then realised it was gone...

TL;DR I'm pretty sure it's still in my room. not found yet though.
anyway I'll spend this weekend cleaning my room and finding keys.

actually I haven't watched Jojo anime that much, just first episode of part 1 and 3. but yeah you'd better read manga first, then anime. because of reasons.


#704 to #703 - erotictentacle (07/04/2014) [-]
I like your english.
Its all correct but it has that foreign touch~

Also, good luck with your search! i'll have to get going, i'm going to spain in.... 10h and should pack and sleep

#705 to #704 - anotheroneonearth (07/04/2014) [-]
yeah after all I'm not a native English speaker, it can't be helped that my English looks unnatural.   
and that's exactly what I feel when some people on FJ start pointless arguments about Japanese grammar.   
   
so are you going to your hometown? goodluck, I really have to sleep too. it's almost dawn.   
good night.
yeah after all I'm not a native English speaker, it can't be helped that my English looks unnatural.
and that's exactly what I feel when some people on FJ start pointless arguments about Japanese grammar.

so are you going to your hometown? goodluck, I really have to sleep too. it's almost dawn.
good night.
#706 to #705 - erotictentacle (07/04/2014) [-]
yep heading for my hometown, its hardly home, really. I feel even more like a stranger there and here, since i'm never there~
Also i wonder, since we have a bunch of weeaboos here, i wonder if there's something similar in japan. Maybe somebody who acts all american and uses broken english or something.

abd yes, dawn is usually a good indicator that you should sleep. but at least you browse fj through a weekend-night~
#707 to #706 - anotheroneonearth (07/06/2014) [-]
I can't imagine how it feels to be an immigrant and an stranger in your hometown.   
maybe you are feeling it right now...   
   
yes I think there are plenty of &quot;Americanized&quot; people who thinks America is best at everything.   
also there are many full-blown nationalists just like self-absorbed  'Muricans on FJ.   
   
when they refer &quot;American&quot; menu in a burger shop, it often means supersized burgers.   
but in my opinion it's not so racist... they really eat a lot.   
   
some speaks very bad Engrish and makes me cringe (implying I know English better).   
but at the same time we sometimes make fun of the way westerners speak broken Japanese and how they misunderstand Japan as China.   
   
after all we are no different from people of the rest of the world; everyone is a little racist.
I can't imagine how it feels to be an immigrant and an stranger in your hometown.
maybe you are feeling it right now...

yes I think there are plenty of "Americanized" people who thinks America is best at everything.
also there are many full-blown nationalists just like self-absorbed 'Muricans on FJ.

when they refer "American" menu in a burger shop, it often means supersized burgers.
but in my opinion it's not so racist... they really eat a lot.

some speaks very bad Engrish and makes me cringe (implying I know English better).
but at the same time we sometimes make fun of the way westerners speak broken Japanese and how they misunderstand Japan as China.

after all we are no different from people of the rest of the world; everyone is a little racist.
#690 to #689 - erotictentacle (05/10/2014) [-]
Good night!
i got a folder in my anime folder just for PLOT
#636 - anotheroneonearth (05/06/2014) [-]
hi   
just wanted to feed your Nekojiru folder, but I must sleep. maybe tomorrow...
hi
just wanted to feed your Nekojiru folder, but I must sleep. maybe tomorrow...
#680 to #675 - erotictentacle (05/10/2014) [-]
Thank you~
i forgot to say that yesterday.... sowwie....
#637 to #636 - erotictentacle (05/06/2014) [-]
whenever you have time^
sorry i came so late today, but some ****** thought it'd be nice to kill himself on the railway during rush hour on one of the busiest lines........... so unconsiderate

Butanway, tomorrow i have gymday~
feel free to give me some sugar, daddy! I'll have something to look forward to then~
#638 to #637 - anotheroneonearth (05/07/2014) [-]
or poor you. and of course poor that guy.   
that 						****					 happens all the time in Tokyo too.   
in Japan if you made a train delayed for any unwarranted reason you would be charged a fine based on the amount of people who were inconvenienced by it.   
so if you kill yourself on the railway, your family will eventually die with a pile of debt too.   
any suicide is tragic, but train suicide is the worst. no one shouldn't be that selfish.   
   
yes, any suicide is tragic... but ironically that's the reason Nekojiru-sou was made.
or poor you. and of course poor that guy.
that **** happens all the time in Tokyo too.
in Japan if you made a train delayed for any unwarranted reason you would be charged a fine based on the amount of people who were inconvenienced by it.
so if you kill yourself on the railway, your family will eventually die with a pile of debt too.
any suicide is tragic, but train suicide is the worst. no one shouldn't be that selfish.

yes, any suicide is tragic... but ironically that's the reason Nekojiru-sou was made.
#639 to #638 - anotheroneonearth (05/07/2014) [-]
these siblings, Nyako and Nyatta represents Nekojiru herself and her husband Yamano Hajime, who is a mangaka too.
it's still unknown why Nekojiru committed suicide, but Nekojiru was a heavy recreational drug user and had some mental issues.
After she hung herself, Yamano pieced together her last works and made into anime... that's how Nekojiru-sou was made.
if you rewatch Nekojiru-sou with this knowledge, it would be much more meaningful than first time.
Nyatta was always trying to revive Nyako. and despite his struggle and success, everything disappears all of a sudden...
User avatar #640 to #639 - erotictentacle (05/07/2014) [-]
Yeah, i heard about that already.... it really gave me a view on things when i watched Nekojirou-sou.................. the sads, man......

Oh well, i'm just happy to let everyone know i'll never kill myself. I'm more of a rampage guy
#641 to #640 - anotheroneonearth (05/09/2014) [-]
that's good, I'll just dump more
that's good, I'll just dump more
User avatar #677 to #645 - erotictentacle (05/09/2014) [-]
Hey, that's me~
#678 to #677 - anotheroneonearth (05/09/2014) [-]
welcome back!   
 and good night
welcome back!
and good night
User avatar #679 to #678 - erotictentacle (05/09/2014) [-]
Good night!
and wow, that was the fastest reply you ever gave me!
#630 - erotictentacle (04/14/2014) [-]
Anotheroneonearth
I summoned this here because you need a LOT more presence on my profile~
#633 to #632 - erotictentacle (04/14/2014) [-]
Eh.... looked better in nature
User avatar #634 to #633 - anotheroneonearth (04/15/2014) [-]
you'd better buy a new camera huehue
still appreciate your treat!
User avatar #635 to #634 - erotictentacle (04/15/2014) [-]
its my phone, have mercy~
User avatar #619 - stripey ONLINE (03/06/2014) [-]
give profile pic pls
#621 to #619 - erotictentacle (03/06/2014) [-]
here ya go!   
 i dare you to use it
here ya go!
i dare you to use it
#622 to #621 - stripey ONLINE (03/06/2014) [-]
Thank you!   
   
&lt; and since you dared me
Thank you!

< and since you dared me
User avatar #623 to #622 - erotictentacle (03/06/2014) [-]
oh, i actually meant as avatar~
#624 to #623 - stripey ONLINE (03/06/2014) [-]
But I have an avatar
User avatar #625 to #624 - erotictentacle (03/06/2014) [-]
Yes, but not the same as me
User avatar #626 to #625 - stripey ONLINE (03/06/2014) [-]
:c
User avatar #627 to #626 - erotictentacle (03/06/2014) [-]
don't worry, its our differences that i love so much~
User avatar #628 to #627 - stripey ONLINE (03/06/2014) [-]
<3
User avatar #620 to #619 - erotictentacle (03/06/2014) [-]
will do, once i'm home in... 8h or something
User avatar #608 to #607 - erotictentacle (01/28/2014) [-]
I love you~
sry, no pics, i'm at work and i miss my folder...
#609 to #608 - hellscythe ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
i love you to darling, how are you
#610 to #609 - erotictentacle (01/28/2014) [-]
Well, quite magnificent, my dear~   
For the first time i can remember i've been told i'm handsome, which makes me melt~   
   
And how are you, my dearest?
Well, quite magnificent, my dear~
For the first time i can remember i've been told i'm handsome, which makes me melt~

And how are you, my dearest?
#611 to #610 - hellscythe ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
thats good darling, i think everyone is susceptible to sweet talk

im doing alright darling, thank you for asking
#612 to #611 - erotictentacle (01/28/2014) [-]
Teehee~   
I've never seen you, but i bet you're much more handsome than me
Teehee~
I've never seen you, but i bet you're much more handsome than me
#613 to #612 - hellscythe ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
calling me hansom is leaning in the wrong direction darling

what are you up to if you dont mind telling me
User avatar #614 to #613 - erotictentacle (01/28/2014) [-]
Well, i just got home, so i'll finish my snack, didn't eat all damn day since breakfast....
Then i'll probably some Warframe.

and what will you do, pretty one~?
#616 to #614 - hellscythe ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
I Will Die For You (Anime Boston 2013 Drama Finalist) i just woke up myself so im listeing to some music and then ill play some warframe most likely
#617 to #616 - erotictentacle (01/28/2014) [-]
You just got up? where do you live?
Btw, feel free to add me on steam, i'm "Molester Fox" watch your buttocks~
and this is my avatar, my dear~
#618 to #617 - hellscythe ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
western united states, its 9 am here
will do i have a feeling you will be watching my butt for me
#615 to #614 - erotictentacle (01/28/2014) [-]
almost forgot
almost forgot
User avatar #559 - alphagex (12/30/2013) [-]
Oh god iam laughing so hard, u got banned, iam sorry for it when ure unbanned could u show me the pic in a pm wonder what was it,, sorry okay i had fun with the convo with u
User avatar #561 to #559 - foxrock ONLINE (01/03/2014) [-]
It was actually a lot of things.
Something like 13 images he managed to post on my profile before mods finally noticed.
User avatar #562 to #561 - alphagex (01/03/2014) [-]
you probly talking ot something else, he only posted one pick of the dark magicien girl naked, he show to me and got banned..and i would not be whinning about...nudity image, with ure profile pic, u think i don`t know it? (unless if u where mocking mods for not being abel to flag it earlier the nude pics he posted)

speaking of zone sama....do u have site where i can see her stuff for free? and that it is updated? most of the time
User avatar #563 to #562 - foxrock ONLINE (01/03/2014) [-]
Oh, so he got banned again, after all that. Wasn't aware.

And it's his videos actually. Zone is the animator, Zone Tan is his mascot.
Just google whatever Zone animation/game you want and google it.
Chances are most of the top searches are free and full versions.
User avatar #564 to #563 - alphagex (01/03/2014) [-]
no he got banned before like days ago, and here is the thing if i don't know what is the new zone animation how would i know what to google? and believe it or not i watched so many wow hentai, i saw of the hentai pics same with hentai games, i think i view them all
User avatar #565 to #564 - foxrock ONLINE (01/03/2014) [-]
>Go to Zone's Newgrounds profile
>Take any of the animations' name
>???
>Profit
User avatar #566 to #565 - alphagex (01/03/2014) [-]
okay that is genious, but here is the thing ,,, if i remeber only animator.. that ****** is worth watching is zone (think i seen all her work) and vladimgod aka the dude who makes meet and **** games.. u want to know sombody u laugh ure ass off? meet and **** games want u to pay for the new version of it, but the old version of newgrounds are free and much better then the new ones.. i mean the news one are just **** .... is like a 10 year old drew it and the boobs are like h Cup

also speaking of newgrounds, what are game medal points used for? like what the point of it?

sonny 3 will come out this year or next cant wait for it
#567 to #566 - foxrock ONLINE (01/03/2014) [-]
Um... wait, what?

And I have no idea what the points are used for, I don't actively use Newgrounds.
User avatar #568 to #567 - alphagex (01/03/2014) [-]
okay i said.... the creators of meet and **** ,, they want u to pay to become member to acces their new hentai games, but i played it and is utter **** is like a 10 year old drawing with a women with G sized cup boob size

and the ironic thing is on newgrounds the old style of meet and ***** are gree and in better quality they know female anathomy better
User avatar #569 to #568 - foxrock ONLINE (01/03/2014) [-]
Right, well there are a lot of more good stuff out there, you just gotta look around.
User avatar #570 to #569 - alphagex (01/03/2014) [-]
like what could you please tell me a man can never have enough porn/hentai material because lets be honest here, it will seem good and new at first then you be bored of it and you want something better and newers..is the greed of lust! and i know every porn fapper have this probleme denying it ! means ure nipples are fake
#571 to #570 - foxrock ONLINE (01/03/2014) [-]
Okay, I think what you mean out of all this is... you want me to give you porn...

lmgtfy.com/?q=hentai
#572 to #571 - alphagex (01/03/2014) [-]
okay you know what i ment, i put hentai **** load of time on google search bar, i ment like a specifique site filled with good hentai games wonder if their is any news one
User avatar #573 to #572 - foxrock ONLINE (01/03/2014) [-]
Well, there's always e621, but that's mostly furry.

There's a few other ones too, and then there's tumblr.
User avatar #574 to #573 - alphagex (01/03/2014) [-]
no i ment hentai games.. like flash adult game if u know a good site that updates regulary and has great hentai games in it. i knew a site named i *************** something like it but those do do heads just deleted their own site i cry everutime after that so wonder if u knew any good hentai GAME sites pls
User avatar #577 to #574 - erotictentacle (01/03/2014) [-]
well **** , there aren't too many hentai flash games that are worth playing.
But all i saw worth playing were on You need to login to view this link
User avatar #580 to #577 - alphagex (01/03/2014) [-]
thank u my lord for bestowing this gift upon me i shall use it wisely
User avatar #582 to #580 - erotictentacle (01/03/2014) [-]
its not too great, but its something
User avatar #575 to #574 - foxrock ONLINE (01/03/2014) [-]
I find those by word of mouth mostly.
erotictentacle can help you there
User avatar #598 to #575 - alphagex (01/03/2014) [-]
fox u not nija cuz we can all see u stop lying u big smelly willy
#602 to #598 - foxrock ONLINE (01/03/2014) [-]
Well, at least it's big.
Well, at least it's big.
User avatar #603 to #602 - alphagex (01/03/2014) [-]
stop lying to ureself
User avatar #591 to #575 - erotictentacle (01/03/2014) [-]
which is why i love you so muuuuuch~
User avatar #581 to #575 - erotictentacle (01/03/2014) [-]
and i love you too
User avatar #576 to #575 - alphagex (01/03/2014) [-]
okay i ask him nicely, not sure if me and him are buddeis but we had great time doing our tread...of weirdness
User avatar #578 to #576 - erotictentacle (01/03/2014) [-]
yes, we're buddies
User avatar #583 to #578 - alphagex (01/03/2014) [-]
so why are u not ony my friend list...are u to good for me is that it? i have u know i always have 3 fiddy on my pocket
User avatar #605 to #583 - erotictentacle (01/03/2014) [-]
that means you're ****
#606 to #605 - alphagex (01/03/2014) [-]
Shut your filthy whore mouth you slut
Shut your filthy whore mouth you slut
User avatar #600 to #583 - erotictentacle (01/03/2014) [-]
yes i do, can't you read?
User avatar #604 to #600 - alphagex (01/03/2014) [-]
read what....
User avatar #597 to #583 - erotictentacle (01/03/2014) [-]
yeah.... just shut up about that faggot
www.funnyjunk.com/user/foxrock/33648#33648
User avatar #601 to #597 - alphagex (01/03/2014) [-]
i cant view it it says fox pop only allowed super ******* to view his profile
#599 to #597 - alphagex (01/03/2014) [-]
you wanted me to lick yoghurt out of ure pinis and ucalll me faggot?
User avatar #594 to #583 - erotictentacle (01/03/2014) [-]
not with THAT attitude
User avatar #596 to #594 - alphagex (01/03/2014) [-]
''why you a ghost peache come back to reality'' -Cr1tikal (dam he is funny)

okay please with cum on the top
User avatar #589 to #583 - erotictentacle (01/03/2014) [-]
hooooly shiet! Foxrock was first~

and also, i don't feel like going and searching these 13 flagges images on the net, its just not worth it. Browse **** for 3 weeks each day and you prolly get my collection
User avatar #592 to #589 - alphagex (01/03/2014) [-]
''You enter the horsebox of **** , I'am the horse and I'am shiiting everywehre''-CR1tikal

okay give me at least the link to ure tread u cheap dragon dildo head
#590 to #589 - foxrock ONLINE (01/03/2014) [-]
I'm a ninja like that!
User avatar #586 to #583 - erotictentacle (01/03/2014) [-]
the sexy thread was one i had with foxrock, my current lover. It's not really worth checking anymore, there are only a few pics left, and about 1 that I posted~

and yes, hentai sites tend to go down, i still remember the day when You need to login to view this link went down...... 'twas a sad day
User avatar #588 to #586 - alphagex (01/03/2014) [-]
i see so u aready replace me u filthy manwhore i tought i ment something for you!

also can u give me link to the treads , and the pics,, like from ure comp or the net that u posted wanted to see pls

''tickle my meaty ass'' -Cr1tikal
#587 to #586 - foxrock ONLINE (01/03/2014) [-]
User avatar #584 to #583 - erotictentacle (01/03/2014) [-]
Well **** , do i have to do everything for your lazy ass?
User avatar #585 to #584 - alphagex (01/03/2014) [-]
hey i browse in the internet i found **** load of stuff i just ask for help and advice to see if their is anything i missed i know the site u gave me,.. iam still sad that You need to login to view this link was deleted....the admin updated alot of games was most recent..iz sad,. also on ure profile status it said u did,,sexy tread was it our tread or another also if is another tread can u give me links and the pics u posted pls iz curious
#557 - anotheroneonearth (12/30/2013) [-]
hi, I have some good news.   
   
lately, I went to drink with my colleagues and apologized to my boss about my rude and terrible behaviors at office until that day.   
(also, last year I'd been suspended for two months because of addiction, although I never told anyone at office)   
   
then boss told me,   
&quot;What the 						****					 are you talking about? What is keeping you from forgiving yourself?   
No matter what anyone says, never give a 						****					!&quot;   
I couldn't believe it. I hated him so much and I was almost going to kill him. also I thought everyone at office hated me.   
but actually I've been always accepted and boss didn't even remember what I've done. all of my worries were nothing but my paranoia and guilt feeling.   
   
also, last night I went to the club after one year and met so many old friends.   
   
&quot;hi, I haven't seen you for long time! where have you been?&quot;   
&quot;I've been so 						*******					 sick. also I thought nobody wanted me.&quot;   
&quot;hahaha what the hell, are you 						*******					 joking? we always love you. remember how much you've cheered us up with your smile. we can't have a party without you!&quot;   
   
and remembered... I 'd been always loved there. when I felt nobody loved me, I just refused to be loved.   
on the way home, I dumped all of the drugs I had. I don't need it anymore.   
   
I'm so happy and can't stop laughing, but not on drugs. I'm high on life. my life is wonderful.
hi, I have some good news.

lately, I went to drink with my colleagues and apologized to my boss about my rude and terrible behaviors at office until that day.
(also, last year I'd been suspended for two months because of addiction, although I never told anyone at office)

then boss told me,
"What the **** are you talking about? What is keeping you from forgiving yourself?
No matter what anyone says, never give a **** !"
I couldn't believe it. I hated him so much and I was almost going to kill him. also I thought everyone at office hated me.
but actually I've been always accepted and boss didn't even remember what I've done. all of my worries were nothing but my paranoia and guilt feeling.

also, last night I went to the club after one year and met so many old friends.

"hi, I haven't seen you for long time! where have you been?"
"I've been so ******* sick. also I thought nobody wanted me."
"hahaha what the hell, are you ******* joking? we always love you. remember how much you've cheered us up with your smile. we can't have a party without you!"

and remembered... I 'd been always loved there. when I felt nobody loved me, I just refused to be loved.
on the way home, I dumped all of the drugs I had. I don't need it anymore.

I'm so happy and can't stop laughing, but not on drugs. I'm high on life. my life is wonderful.
User avatar #558 to #557 - erotictentacle (12/30/2013) [-]
Teehee, attaboy.
Now you know what life's all about.
As long as you are okay with yourself, people will be okay with you and what you do.
Never underestimate yourself, mate!

I'm proud of ya, i really am!
it may sound vague now, but that actually means a lot coming from me, i'm not really known for giving people credit~
#560 to #558 - anotheroneonearth (12/30/2013) [-]
yeah, I didn't know I could do that. now I'm proud of myself so much.   
but those changes didn't happen all of a sudden, I feel as my life began to change when I began self affirmation.   
no matter I felt down, I kept talking to myself, &quot;It's gonna be alright.&quot;   
and actually everything became alright. it's mysterious but absolutely true.   
   
also, today I came back to my parents home.   
my task is to make peace with my big bro. maybe I'll make it with the help of wine I bought, just as I did the same with the help of beer.
yeah, I didn't know I could do that. now I'm proud of myself so much.
but those changes didn't happen all of a sudden, I feel as my life began to change when I began self affirmation.
no matter I felt down, I kept talking to myself, "It's gonna be alright."
and actually everything became alright. it's mysterious but absolutely true.

also, today I came back to my parents home.
my task is to make peace with my big bro. maybe I'll make it with the help of wine I bought, just as I did the same with the help of beer.
#556 - foxrock ONLINE (12/24/2013) [-]
Merry Christmas!
#538 - anotheroneonearth (12/15/2013) [-]
today I found these at convenience store

Shingeki no kyojin chips
Sasha's meat snack (bbq flavour)
Levi's tea cookie
#539 to #538 - erotictentacle (12/15/2013) [-]
this receives all of my WATS just like all my WANTS....
User avatar #541 to #540 - erotictentacle (12/15/2013) [-]
i bets its almost 3 times as expensive because they slapped AoT on it, isn't it?
#542 to #541 - anotheroneonearth (12/15/2013) [-]
not really, only 1.3 times I guess.

but taste was... meh.
#543 to #542 - erotictentacle (12/15/2013) [-]
meh?   
well 						****					.....
meh?
well **** .....
#544 to #543 - anotheroneonearth (12/15/2013) [-]
but it's still fun buying them, pretty much every convenience stores sell anime goods.
this is why you must save money a lot!
#545 to #544 - erotictentacle (12/15/2013) [-]
if only saving money was easy!
I'm a passionate figurine collecter (well, i only got 6)
But they were all high quality and **** , i like that stuff~
PLUS!
I handle my cash reckless as **** ! (well, those 2/5 i don't put on the bank)
as in, buying a hotdog, giving it to some homeless amerifag searching the garbage, then buying one AGAIN for me.
or randomely buying chocolate and giving it to a random interesting girl to start a conversation
i love my life sometimes
#546 to #545 - anotheroneonearth (12/15/2013) [-]
yeah giving is fun
#547 to #546 - erotictentacle (12/15/2013) [-]
yeah, i didn't like my childhood anyway sarcasm, ******* woody.....
#549 to #548 - erotictentacle (12/15/2013) [-]
preview to haruhi's next movie, i suppose?
#550 to #549 - anotheroneonearth (12/15/2013) [-]
yeah I guess.

by the way, I haven't watched Haruhi.
#551 to #550 - erotictentacle (12/15/2013) [-]
yeah, i'm kinda procrestinating it too.
I want to, but, like so often lately, i just go: eeehhhhh...... my dick is closer to my hand, i'll just fap
#552 to #551 - anotheroneonearth (12/15/2013) [-]
wait. you often use haruhi pics, but have never watched it? lol
being young is pain.
#553 to #552 - erotictentacle (12/15/2013) [-]
well **** , i don't usually have much time between
-working 11h on 4 days
-school on 5th day
-homework
-studying
-alcoholism
-masturbation
-nourishment
#554 to #553 - anotheroneonearth (12/16/2013) [-]
have fun while you can, time really flies!   
I remember wasting time so much when I was 18, don't waste your life!
have fun while you can, time really flies!
I remember wasting time so much when I was 18, don't waste your life!
#555 to #554 - erotictentacle (12/16/2013) [-]
Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time~   
 and i have goals, don't worry. Like learning Japanese and Russian. Also getting 1st Dan in kendo. Actually study technology and succeed. Make a family and actually have the self-control to only have 1 kid
Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time~
and i have goals, don't worry. Like learning Japanese and Russian. Also getting 1st Dan in kendo. Actually study technology and succeed. Make a family and actually have the self-control to only have 1 kid
User avatar #537 to #536 - erotictentacle (12/14/2013) [-]
noone disturbs the funky bunny
#515 - foxrock ONLINE (12/06/2013) [-]
User avatar #516 to #515 - erotictentacle (12/06/2013) [-]
I love you ~
#517 to #516 - foxrock ONLINE (12/06/2013) [-]
I love you too!
User avatar #518 to #517 - erotictentacle (12/06/2013) [-]
not as much as i love you~
i'd rather not post anything, because anything gets me banned now
#519 to #518 - foxrock ONLINE (12/06/2013) [-]
Oh you!
Boy, do I know that feel.
You see the convo down there I had with you like around 3 months ago?

Yeah, someone flagged one of my comments from it.
What a load of ********* , right!
#513 - anotheroneonearth (12/06/2013) [-]
I'm going like a kamikaze pilot tomorrow
and of course I'll be back alive. won't fail again.
wish me the best bro.
#514 to #513 - erotictentacle (12/06/2013) [-]
come on, ya ************ !
GET 'EM ALL, TIGER!
#524 to #514 - anotheroneonearth (12/08/2013) [-]
hi...   
I came back alive. probably.
hi...
I came back alive. probably.
#525 to #524 - erotictentacle (12/08/2013) [-]
Well, now ya got me all curious.
Tell me, Tell me~
#526 to #525 - anotheroneonearth (12/08/2013) [-]
I can't put it into words...   
because I'm feeling it right now.
I can't put it into words...
because I'm feeling it right now.
#527 to #526 - erotictentacle (12/08/2013) [-]
my tentacle-instinct tells me something didn't go as it should've....
tell me~?
#528 to #527 - anotheroneonearth (12/11/2013) [-]
well, I was so confused and depressed, but actually I'm feeling quite alright now.
that was the most important lesson in my life.

I picked her up and went to Matsushima, which is one of three most famous scenic places in
Japan.
I was so excited and talked to her a lot, but feeling kinda nervous.
actually, I was curious why she was always smiling.
Eating some oysters, she had some sake and asked me why I didn't drink.
I answered, "Some of my family get nasty when drunk. Also I avoid drinking for my mental
discipline."
Then she said, "I just really love alcohol since 16. I have no idea why you have to avoid it
like the plague. Drunk or sober, I'm always happy."
#530 to #528 - anotheroneonearth (12/11/2013) [-]
After that, we went to the castle ruin to see the night view.
I told her about my life problems, including family troubles and addiction.
She said, "You are too serious and sober about your life, and think too much about something
nobody gives a **** .
Don't try to solve all of your problems by yourself.
Sooner or later, you'll die. Then don't you think you'd better enjoy your life as you want?"
#531 to #530 - anotheroneonearth (12/11/2013) [-]
Then I thought I really needed intoxicants to understand her feelings, so we went to the bar.
After some bottles of beer, I became so much talkative. we had some very good laughs and I felt I could understand her for the first time.
Moreover, it was the most fun drinking experience in my life. It was as good as weed.
Everything felt great and perfect.
Yeah, drinking is fun, when you are with likable ones.
#532 to #531 - anotheroneonearth (12/11/2013) [-]
But while comedown, my left brain began to think too much again.   
   
&quot;Huh? What the hell are you talking about? It doesn't make any sense. I don't understand anything!&quot;    
   
&quot;You don't get it. Just do what you want, don't think anything and just be happy. What do you exactly want to do?&quot;   
   
&quot;Yeah I don't get it. I don't even know what I am talking about. maybe I need more drink?&quot;   
   
&quot;No, that's not the point!&quot;   
   
&quot;I don't understand anything. I don't know what I want to do. Please help me.&quot;   
I started sobbing.   
   
&quot;Hey, what are you crying about? You are so helpless. I'm going.&quot;   
   
She left me alone and went to the club, so I had to go home alone.   
I have no idea how my consciousness kept so focused on the snowy midnight highway for constant three hours.   
Despite lethargy and hangover, I was so 						*******					 sober and trying to understand what had  happened.
But while comedown, my left brain began to think too much again.

"Huh? What the hell are you talking about? It doesn't make any sense. I don't understand anything!"

"You don't get it. Just do what you want, don't think anything and just be happy. What do you exactly want to do?"

"Yeah I don't get it. I don't even know what I am talking about. maybe I need more drink?"

"No, that's not the point!"

"I don't understand anything. I don't know what I want to do. Please help me."
I started sobbing.

"Hey, what are you crying about? You are so helpless. I'm going."

She left me alone and went to the club, so I had to go home alone.
I have no idea how my consciousness kept so focused on the snowy midnight highway for constant three hours.
Despite lethargy and hangover, I was so ******* sober and trying to understand what had happened.
#533 to #532 - anotheroneonearth (12/11/2013) [-]
After sleep, I started to contemplate the previous night.   
What I realised is... she is always happy and positive with no reason (quite contrary to me).    
It doesn't mean she doesn't make efforts at all (actually she has a part-time job at the pub every night after work!),   
but she is always afraid of nothing. and I guess she is much more experienced than I am.   
I always thought I needed self restriction and sobriety to obtain happiness, but I restricted myself too much.   
It was almost torture, and that was quite convenient to justify my negative attitude toward my life.   
No matter how you train yourself, you can't 'become' happy forever.   
But you can always 'be' happy without discipline.   
   
You need no reason to be happy. Just always be happy.   
   
I feel as if my life has changed.   
   
also, I hated alcohol like the plague, but it was not proper way to avoid addiction.   
I must admit I was a bit jealous of drinking people.   
Alcohol works really great when used properly. It never solves the problem, but at least it dissolves the problem.
After sleep, I started to contemplate the previous night.
What I realised is... she is always happy and positive with no reason (quite contrary to me).
It doesn't mean she doesn't make efforts at all (actually she has a part-time job at the pub every night after work!),
but she is always afraid of nothing. and I guess she is much more experienced than I am.
I always thought I needed self restriction and sobriety to obtain happiness, but I restricted myself too much.
It was almost torture, and that was quite convenient to justify my negative attitude toward my life.
No matter how you train yourself, you can't 'become' happy forever.
But you can always 'be' happy without discipline.

You need no reason to be happy. Just always be happy.

I feel as if my life has changed.

also, I hated alcohol like the plague, but it was not proper way to avoid addiction.
I must admit I was a bit jealous of drinking people.
Alcohol works really great when used properly. It never solves the problem, but at least it dissolves the problem.
#534 to #533 - erotictentacle (12/11/2013) [-]
WAT!
******** , IF THERE IS NO REASON NEEDED TO BE HAPPY, I'M DOING SOMETHING WRONG!
My point Nr.1 is no NEVER REGRET SOMETHING I DID!
BUT STILL, i'm hardly EVER happy! I'm more like content with the current state of affairs!
being happy is a peak of positive emotions! you can't always be at the peak! the air is too thin!
and **** HER FOR LEAVING YOU ALONE!
HOW HEARTLESS CAN SOMEONE BE THAT SHE JUST LEAVES A SAD PERSON ALONE!
DOES SHE HAVE THE SOCIAL COMPETENCE OF A GARBAGE SHOVEL OR WHAT?!
JESUS ******* CHRIST, I JUST WANNA HUG YOU NOW! HHHHHNNNNNNGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


p.s. i love booze~ now i pass on weed and LSD, but i always enjoy some fine wine~
#535 to #534 - anotheroneonearth (12/12/2013) [-]
well, I guess I might misunderstood her words, but that's exactly what she said.   
something doesn't feel right though...   
   
Also, staying alone was not only her choice but also my choice.   
I didn't feel like following her anymore.   
she is a very social person who really cared about me, and she went along with my pathetic monologue.   
I'm a recovering psychopath and must admit I kinda rushed a bit.   
(again, I had never dated once in my life! hehehe)   
at first I didn't notice that I was talking to myself something very sad, and she attuned herself to me for several hours!   
that was very nice of her. I don't blame her, I just got what I really deserved.    
also she ended my long history of mental agony.    
I stopped thinking too much about 						********					 nobody gives a 						****					, it doesn't make any sense.   
I feel some psychological pain, but that motivated me to let go the pain.   
   
so basically I grew up a bit, I guess.
well, I guess I might misunderstood her words, but that's exactly what she said.
something doesn't feel right though...

Also, staying alone was not only her choice but also my choice.
I didn't feel like following her anymore.
she is a very social person who really cared about me, and she went along with my pathetic monologue.
I'm a recovering psychopath and must admit I kinda rushed a bit.
(again, I had never dated once in my life! hehehe)
at first I didn't notice that I was talking to myself something very sad, and she attuned herself to me for several hours!
that was very nice of her. I don't blame her, I just got what I really deserved.
also she ended my long history of mental agony.
I stopped thinking too much about ******** nobody gives a **** , it doesn't make any sense.
I feel some psychological pain, but that motivated me to let go the pain.

so basically I grew up a bit, I guess.
#529 to #528 - places (12/11/2013) [-]
I would like to meet this places like myself.
#481 - sirfapaton (11/30/2013) [-]
Heyo!
Heyo!
#482 to #481 - erotictentacle (12/01/2013) [-]
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
#503 to #482 - erotictentacle (12/01/2013) [-]
you.... you just HAVE to repeatedly hit the thread limit, dont you?!
#504 to #503 - sirfapaton (12/01/2013) [-]
Ah I totally missed this reply. And yes, obviously. You know you like it
Ah I totally missed this reply. And yes, obviously. You know you like it
#505 to #504 - erotictentacle (12/01/2013) [-]
s-..s-senpai! Stop saying such weird things!
#506 to #505 - sirfapaton (12/01/2013) [-]
I'm afraid I can't do that.
I'm afraid I can't do that.
#507 to #506 - erotictentacle (12/01/2013) [-]
... keep going~
... keep going~
#508 to #507 - sirfapaton (12/01/2013) [-]
Oh I will...
#509 to #508 - erotictentacle (12/01/2013) [-]
aww yiss
aww yiss
#510 to #509 - sirfapaton (12/01/2013) [-]
The most erotic tentacle of them all
#483 to #482 - sirfapaton (12/01/2013) [-]
How's it going today?
How's it going today?
#484 to #483 - erotictentacle (12/01/2013) [-]
i'm depressed as 						****					....   
 its 						*******					 monday tomorrow!
i'm depressed as **** ....
its ******* monday tomorrow!
User avatar #485 to #484 - sirfapaton (12/01/2013) [-]
It is indeed.
#486 to #485 - erotictentacle (12/01/2013) [-]
i have to be productive again..... can there be ANYTHING worse?!
#487 to #486 - sirfapaton (12/01/2013) [-]
Well, it's better than my situation. I've got nothing to do at all.
#488 to #487 - erotictentacle (12/01/2013) [-]
what... nothing, like.... NOTHING?   
no educational course? no work? no hobbies?   
wow..... all the sleep...... it sounds divine~
what... nothing, like.... NOTHING?
no educational course? no work? no hobbies?
wow..... all the sleep...... it sounds divine~
#489 to #488 - sirfapaton (12/01/2013) [-]
I wish i did get sleep but I'm terrible sleeper and my cat doesn't help me with it either.   
And my hobbies are all on the PC but it's actually breaking up really soon and I can't afford a new one currently.   
 Trying to find work but so hard at the moment... So yeah.
I wish i did get sleep but I'm terrible sleeper and my cat doesn't help me with it either.
And my hobbies are all on the PC but it's actually breaking up really soon and I can't afford a new one currently.
Trying to find work but so hard at the moment... So yeah.
#490 to #489 - erotictentacle (12/01/2013) [-]
If you still live with your parents, you could offer nearly unpaid services, most people won't turn down another grunt on a construction site that works for pretty much nothing.
When i just turned 16 i worked as a translators on construction sites for free. That was easy to do because they are mainly portuguese/italian/spanish/german people, and all of these were around during my childhood. So then i had some practical experience, then it's easy to get a job
#491 to #490 - sirfapaton (12/01/2013) [-]
I live alone. And I also have work experience but it's just that so bad economy. Hell, it's just really bad economy currently. I've tried and I've tried... But yeah.

I did have a job for translating stuff for a while but they then decided that it's time to reduce people so they kicked me
#492 to #491 - erotictentacle (12/01/2013) [-]
jesus, where do you live? in greece?
#493 to #492 - sirfapaton (12/01/2013) [-]
Finland actually. But that's enough of me.

What do you do?
#495 to #493 - erotictentacle (12/01/2013) [-]
sorry, forgot the second half.
What kind of job are you looking for?
#494 to #493 - erotictentacle (12/01/2013) [-]
I'm an apprentice currently. Learning to be an Automation technician
#496 to #494 - sirfapaton (12/01/2013) [-]
Sounds interesting. I studied mediatechnology and I'm currently looking if I could start learning programming or something.

And for the question, I've been looking for pretty much anything to do with computers. I did work at 1 place for free fixing computers and stuff but when I asked if it would be possible to be actually hired and they said "yeah no."
#497 to #496 - erotictentacle (12/01/2013) [-]
what? such ******* .... people who can fix computers decently are pretty demanded here.
My school has 1 fulltime employee just to take care of the computer's hardware
#498 to #497 - sirfapaton (12/01/2013) [-]
It's rather odd, isn't it.

Also, I'm playing horror game at the moment and my light just flickered. **** scared me
#499 to #498 - erotictentacle (12/01/2013) [-]
the light flickered? That means that the gods are trying to improve your experience.
You must now sacrifice some cheese in order to keep them happy
#500 to #499 - sirfapaton (12/01/2013) [-]
Maybe they don't like cheese. Madness approaches
#501 to #500 - erotictentacle (12/01/2013) [-]
yeah... they might not.
But there's that one thing that they will SURELY like
sorry but this overused picture is the only related one that isn't flagged yet...
#502 to #501 - sirfapaton (12/01/2013) [-]
That book was impressive. the books in Skyrim are interesting, I read every single one I come across
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