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#15 - Those i will give you~ 2 hours ago on birthdays 0
#176 - Also, shouldn't you be in bed?! 5 hours ago on anotheroneonearth's profile 0
#175 - There's new SnK stuff? Well shippedy-hoo-haa, i know what i'll… 5 hours ago on anotheroneonearth's profile 0
#47 - Well, despite the thumb down, Thanks for telling me~  [+] (1 new reply) 5 hours ago on How not to online date 0
#48 - anonymous (5 hours ago) [-]
lol
#173 - Haha, well, i'll be sure to check it out then! I gues…  [+] (3 new replies) 6 hours ago on anotheroneonearth's profile 0
#174 - anotheroneonearth (5 hours ago) [-]
no problem at all, quite a few guys like shoujo manga here too!
I don't care about artstyle when I get used to it, but I can't even get into it when it's too blobby/ moeshit. not specifying which one hehe

also, just watched Shingeki no Kyojin OVA2, better than expected. they should make more comedy stuff.
#176 - erotictentacle (5 hours ago) [-]
Also, shouldn't you be in bed?!
#175 - erotictentacle (5 hours ago) [-]
There's new SnK stuff? Well shippedy-hoo-haa, i know what i'll be doing!

And even if you say that there are guys that like shoujo manga..... i can't help but feeling weird as fuck about it. I started reading "oresama teacher", and with the time it just got.... i dunno, too weird in ways that man cannot yet describe.
Oh well, i guess i just fell for Yoshikawa Miki's stuff. Hell, i even started her other series, Yanki-kun to Megane-chan. Its funny and it didn't weird me out at all!
also delinquents~
#44 - the hell's tinder?  [+] (5 new replies) 6 hours ago on How not to online date +1
#46 - anonymous (5 hours ago) [-]
hookup app
searches for girls in your area
if you like them and they like you, you connect and can chat
if you like them and they don't like you they won't know and vice versa

do you live in a fucking cave?
User avatar #90 - bookyle (1 hour ago) [-]
sad thing is, you know you are pretty much SOL if you have liked a lot of the girls and you get no response back
#71 - wallbuilder (3 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #47 - erotictentacle (5 hours ago) [-]
Well, despite the thumb down, Thanks for telling me~
#48 - anonymous (5 hours ago) [-]
lol
#171 - Nope, never watched it. But comedies kinda exist like sand…  [+] (5 new replies) 6 hours ago on anotheroneonearth's profile 0
#172 - anotheroneonearth (6 hours ago) [-]
then you'll definitely like Cro High!
no other shows can beat this at randomness and hilarity, and absolutely no girly shit at all, even girls are manly.

basically it's like guy version of Nichijou, but this show features badass delinquents instead of cutesy girls.

and sorry I haven't even read what you mentioned, just googled and looked girly enough to me...
#173 - erotictentacle (6 hours ago) [-]
Haha, well, i'll be sure to check it out then!

I guess i might have a taste for girly shit sometimes. But usually most girly mangas overdo it for my taste.... not even talking about yaoi/BL here.....
#174 - anotheroneonearth (5 hours ago) [-]
no problem at all, quite a few guys like shoujo manga here too!
I don't care about artstyle when I get used to it, but I can't even get into it when it's too blobby/ moeshit. not specifying which one hehe

also, just watched Shingeki no Kyojin OVA2, better than expected. they should make more comedy stuff.
#176 - erotictentacle (5 hours ago) [-]
Also, shouldn't you be in bed?!
#175 - erotictentacle (5 hours ago) [-]
There's new SnK stuff? Well shippedy-hoo-haa, i know what i'll be doing!

And even if you say that there are guys that like shoujo manga..... i can't help but feeling weird as fuck about it. I started reading "oresama teacher", and with the time it just got.... i dunno, too weird in ways that man cannot yet describe.
Oh well, i guess i just fell for Yoshikawa Miki's stuff. Hell, i even started her other series, Yanki-kun to Megane-chan. Its funny and it didn't weird me out at all!
also delinquents~
#25 - i d o, which is why i got thick curtains 04/16/2014 on Your average gamer +2
#169 - Heh, i find my mangas and animes from random images on fj  [+] (7 new replies) 04/15/2014 on anotheroneonearth's profile 0
#170 - anotheroneonearth (9 hours ago) [-]
have you ever watched Cromartie Highschool? this one is my most favorite comedy show ever.
#171 - erotictentacle (6 hours ago) [-]
Nope, never watched it.
But comedies kinda exist like sand on the beach....
I like meself some romance stuff, but most of that stuff is either Harem-shit stuffed with fanservice or girly shit that makes me feel like my balls are shrinking... Which is why i like Yoshikawa Miki's stuff. Not only that, but its also about delinquents! Really takes me back~

and if i ever get to write a letter to her, i gotta persuade her to make a doll like this Yakisoba bread fairy
#172 - anotheroneonearth (6 hours ago) [-]
then you'll definitely like Cro High!
no other shows can beat this at randomness and hilarity, and absolutely no girly shit at all, even girls are manly.

basically it's like guy version of Nichijou, but this show features badass delinquents instead of cutesy girls.

and sorry I haven't even read what you mentioned, just googled and looked girly enough to me...
#173 - erotictentacle (6 hours ago) [-]
Haha, well, i'll be sure to check it out then!

I guess i might have a taste for girly shit sometimes. But usually most girly mangas overdo it for my taste.... not even talking about yaoi/BL here.....
#174 - anotheroneonearth (5 hours ago) [-]
no problem at all, quite a few guys like shoujo manga here too!
I don't care about artstyle when I get used to it, but I can't even get into it when it's too blobby/ moeshit. not specifying which one hehe

also, just watched Shingeki no Kyojin OVA2, better than expected. they should make more comedy stuff.
#176 - erotictentacle (5 hours ago) [-]
Also, shouldn't you be in bed?!
#175 - erotictentacle (5 hours ago) [-]
There's new SnK stuff? Well shippedy-hoo-haa, i know what i'll be doing!

And even if you say that there are guys that like shoujo manga..... i can't help but feeling weird as fuck about it. I started reading "oresama teacher", and with the time it just got.... i dunno, too weird in ways that man cannot yet describe.
Oh well, i guess i just fell for Yoshikawa Miki's stuff. Hell, i even started her other series, Yanki-kun to Megane-chan. Its funny and it didn't weird me out at all!
also delinquents~
#635 - its my phone, have mercy~ 04/15/2014 on erotictentacle's profile 0
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#630 - erotictentacle (04/14/2014) [-]
Anotheroneonearth
I summoned this here because you need a LOT more presence on my profile~
#633 to #632 - erotictentacle (04/14/2014) [-]
Eh.... looked better in nature
User avatar #634 to #633 - anotheroneonearth (04/15/2014) [-]
you'd better buy a new camera huehue
still appreciate your treat!
User avatar #635 to #634 - erotictentacle (04/15/2014) [-]
its my phone, have mercy~
User avatar #619 - stripey ONLINE (03/06/2014) [-]
give profile pic pls
#621 to #619 - erotictentacle (03/06/2014) [-]
here ya go!   
 i dare you to use it
here ya go!
i dare you to use it
#622 to #621 - stripey ONLINE (03/06/2014) [-]
Thank you!   
   
< and since you dared me
Thank you!

< and since you dared me
User avatar #623 to #622 - erotictentacle (03/06/2014) [-]
oh, i actually meant as avatar~
#624 to #623 - stripey ONLINE (03/06/2014) [-]
But I have an avatar
User avatar #625 to #624 - erotictentacle (03/06/2014) [-]
Yes, but not the same as me
User avatar #626 to #625 - stripey ONLINE (03/06/2014) [-]
:c
User avatar #627 to #626 - erotictentacle (03/06/2014) [-]
don't worry, its our differences that i love so much~
User avatar #628 to #627 - stripey ONLINE (03/06/2014) [-]
<3
User avatar #620 to #619 - erotictentacle (03/06/2014) [-]
will do, once i'm home in... 8h or something
User avatar #608 to #607 - erotictentacle (01/28/2014) [-]
I love you~
sry, no pics, i'm at work and i miss my folder...
#609 to #608 - hellscythe (01/28/2014) [-]
i love you to darling, how are you
#610 to #609 - erotictentacle (01/28/2014) [-]
Well, quite magnificent, my dear~   
For the first time i can remember i've been told i'm handsome, which makes me melt~   
   
And how are you, my dearest?
Well, quite magnificent, my dear~
For the first time i can remember i've been told i'm handsome, which makes me melt~

And how are you, my dearest?
#611 to #610 - hellscythe (01/28/2014) [-]
thats good darling, i think everyone is susceptible to sweet talk

im doing alright darling, thank you for asking
#612 to #611 - erotictentacle (01/28/2014) [-]
Teehee~   
I've never seen you, but i bet you're much more handsome than me
Teehee~
I've never seen you, but i bet you're much more handsome than me
#613 to #612 - hellscythe (01/28/2014) [-]
calling me hansom is leaning in the wrong direction darling

what are you up to if you dont mind telling me
User avatar #614 to #613 - erotictentacle (01/28/2014) [-]
Well, i just got home, so i'll finish my snack, didn't eat all damn day since breakfast....
Then i'll probably some Warframe.

and what will you do, pretty one~?
#616 to #614 - hellscythe (01/28/2014) [-]
I Will Die For You (Anime Boston 2013 Drama Finalist) i just woke up myself so im listeing to some music and then ill play some warframe most likely
#617 to #616 - erotictentacle (01/28/2014) [-]
You just got up? where do you live?
Btw, feel free to add me on steam, i'm "Molester Fox" watch your buttocks~
and this is my avatar, my dear~
#618 to #617 - hellscythe (01/28/2014) [-]
western united states, its 9 am here
will do i have a feeling you will be watching my butt for me
#615 to #614 - erotictentacle (01/28/2014) [-]
almost forgot
almost forgot
User avatar #559 - alphagex (12/30/2013) [-]
Oh god iam laughing so hard, u got banned, iam sorry for it when ure unbanned could u show me the pic in a pm wonder what was it,, sorry okay i had fun with the convo with u
User avatar #561 to #559 - foxrock ONLINE (01/03/2014) [-]
It was actually a lot of things.
Something like 13 images he managed to post on my profile before mods finally noticed.
User avatar #562 to #561 - alphagex (01/03/2014) [-]
you probly talking ot something else, he only posted one pick of the dark magicien girl ***** , he show to me and got banned..and i would not be whinning about...nudity image, with ure profile pic, u think i don`t know it? (unless if u where mocking mods for not being abel to flag it earlier the nude pics he posted)

speaking of zone sama....do u have site where i can see her stuff for free? and that it is updated? most of the time
User avatar #563 to #562 - foxrock ONLINE (01/03/2014) [-]
Oh, so he got banned again, after all that. Wasn't aware.

And it's his videos actually. Zone is the animator, Zone Tan is his mascot.
Just google whatever Zone animation/game you want and google it.
Chances are most of the top searches are free and full versions.
User avatar #564 to #563 - alphagex (01/03/2014) [-]
no he got banned before like days ago, and here is the thing if i don't know what is the new zone animation how would i know what to google? and believe it or not i watched so many wow ****** , i saw of the ****** pics same with ****** games, i think i view them all
User avatar #565 to #564 - foxrock ONLINE (01/03/2014) [-]
>Go to Zone's Newgrounds profile
>Take any of the animations' name
>???
>Profit
User avatar #566 to #565 - alphagex (01/03/2014) [-]
okay that is genious, but here is the thing ,,, if i remeber only animator.. that ****** is worth watching is zone (think i seen all her work) and vladimgod aka the dude who makes meet and **** games.. u want to know sombody u laugh ure ass off? meet and **** games want u to pay for the new version of it, but the old version of newgrounds are free and much better then the new ones.. i mean the news one are just **** .... is like a 10 year old drew it and the boobs are like h Cup

also speaking of newgrounds, what are game medal points used for? like what the point of it?

sonny 3 will come out this year or next cant wait for it
#567 to #566 - foxrock ONLINE (01/03/2014) [-]
Um... wait, what?

And I have no idea what the points are used for, I don't actively use Newgrounds.
User avatar #568 to #567 - alphagex (01/03/2014) [-]
okay i said.... the creators of meet and **** ,, they want u to pay to become member to acces their new ****** games, but i played it and is utter **** is like a 10 year old drawing with a women with G sized cup boob size

and the ironic thing is on newgrounds the old style of meet and ***** are gree and in better quality they know female anathomy better
User avatar #569 to #568 - foxrock ONLINE (01/03/2014) [-]
Right, well there are a lot of more good stuff out there, you just gotta look around.
User avatar #570 to #569 - alphagex (01/03/2014) [-]
like what could you please tell me a man can never have enough porn/ ****** material because lets be honest here, it will seem good and new at first then you be bored of it and you want something better and newers..is the greed of lust! and i know every porn fapper have this probleme denying it ! means ure ******* are fake
#571 to #570 - foxrock ONLINE (01/03/2014) [-]
Okay, I think what you mean out of all this is... you want me to give you porn...

lmgtfy.com/?q=hentai
#572 to #571 - alphagex (01/03/2014) [-]
okay you know what i ment, i put ****** **** load of time on google search bar, i ment like a specifique site filled with good ****** games wonder if their is any news one
User avatar #573 to #572 - foxrock ONLINE (01/03/2014) [-]
Well, there's always e621, but that's mostly furry.

There's a few other ones too, and then there's tumblr.
User avatar #574 to #573 - alphagex (01/03/2014) [-]
no i ment ****** games.. like flash adult game if u know a good site that updates regulary and has great ****** games in it. i knew a site named i *************** something like it but those do do heads just deleted their own site i cry everutime after that so wonder if u knew any good ****** GAME sites pls
User avatar #577 to #574 - erotictentacle (01/03/2014) [-]
well **** , there aren't too many ****** flash games that are worth playing.
But all i saw worth playing were on You need to login to view this link
User avatar #580 to #577 - alphagex (01/03/2014) [-]
thank u my lord for bestowing this gift upon me i shall use it wisely
User avatar #582 to #580 - erotictentacle (01/03/2014) [-]
its not too great, but its something
User avatar #575 to #574 - foxrock ONLINE (01/03/2014) [-]
I find those by word of mouth mostly.
erotictentacle can help you there
User avatar #598 to #575 - alphagex (01/03/2014) [-]
fox u not nija cuz we can all see u stop lying u big smelly willy
#602 to #598 - foxrock ONLINE (01/03/2014) [-]
Well, at least it's big.
Well, at least it's big.
User avatar #603 to #602 - alphagex (01/03/2014) [-]
stop lying to ureself
User avatar #591 to #575 - erotictentacle (01/03/2014) [-]
which is why i love you so muuuuuch~
User avatar #581 to #575 - erotictentacle (01/03/2014) [-]
and i love you too
User avatar #576 to #575 - alphagex (01/03/2014) [-]
okay i ask him nicely, not sure if me and him are buddeis but we had great time doing our tread...of weirdness
User avatar #578 to #576 - erotictentacle (01/03/2014) [-]
yes, we're buddies
User avatar #583 to #578 - alphagex (01/03/2014) [-]
so why are u not ony my friend list...are u to good for me is that it? i have u know i always have 3 fiddy on my pocket
User avatar #605 to #583 - erotictentacle (01/03/2014) [-]
that means you're ****
#606 to #605 - alphagex (01/03/2014) [-]
Shut your filthy whore mouth you slut
Shut your filthy whore mouth you slut
User avatar #600 to #583 - erotictentacle (01/03/2014) [-]
yes i do, can't you read?
User avatar #604 to #600 - alphagex (01/03/2014) [-]
read what....
User avatar #601 to #597 - alphagex (01/03/2014) [-]
i cant view it it says fox pop only allowed super ******* to view his profile
#599 to #597 - alphagex (01/03/2014) [-]
you wanted me to lick yoghurt out of ure pinis and ucalll me ****** ?
User avatar #594 to #583 - erotictentacle (01/03/2014) [-]
not with THAT attitude
User avatar #596 to #594 - alphagex (01/03/2014) [-]
''why you a ghost peache come back to reality'' -Cr1tikal (dam he is funny)

okay please with cum on the top
User avatar #589 to #583 - erotictentacle (01/03/2014) [-]
hooooly shiet! Foxrock was first~

and also, i don't feel like going and searching these 13 flagges images on the net, its just not worth it. Browse NSFW for 3 weeks each day and you prolly get my collection
User avatar #592 to #589 - alphagex (01/03/2014) [-]
''You enter the horsebox of **** , I'am the horse and I'am shiiting everywehre''-CR1tikal

okay give me at least the link to ure tread u cheap dragon dildo head
#590 to #589 - foxrock ONLINE (01/03/2014) [-]
I'm a ninja like that!
User avatar #586 to #583 - erotictentacle (01/03/2014) [-]
the sexy thread was one i had with foxrock, my current lover. It's not really worth checking anymore, there are only a few pics left, and about 1 that I posted~

and yes, ****** sites tend to go down, i still remember the day when You need to login to view this link went down...... 'twas a sad day
User avatar #588 to #586 - alphagex (01/03/2014) [-]
i see so u aready replace me u filthy manwhore i tought i ment something for you!

also can u give me link to the treads , and the pics,, like from ure comp or the net that u posted wanted to see pls

''tickle my meaty ass'' -Cr1tikal
#587 to #586 - foxrock ONLINE (01/03/2014) [-]
User avatar #584 to #583 - erotictentacle (01/03/2014) [-]
Well **** , do i have to do everything for your lazy ass?
User avatar #585 to #584 - alphagex (01/03/2014) [-]
hey i browse in the internet i found **** load of stuff i just ask for help and advice to see if their is anything i missed i know the site u gave me,.. iam still sad that You need to login to view this link was deleted....the admin updated alot of games was most recent..iz sad,. also on ure profile status it said u did,,sexy tread was it our tread or another also if is another tread can u give me links and the pics u posted pls iz curious
#557 - anotheroneonearth (12/30/2013) [-]
hi, I have some good news.   
   
lately, I went to drink with my colleagues and apologized to my boss about my rude and terrible behaviors at office until that day.   
(also, last year I'd been suspended for two months because of addiction, although I never told anyone at office)   
   
then boss told me,   
&quot;What the 						****					 are you talking about? What is keeping you from forgiving yourself?   
No matter what anyone says, never give a 						****					!&quot;   
I couldn't believe it. I hated him so much and I was almost going to kill him. also I thought everyone at office hated me.   
but actually I've been always accepted and boss didn't even remember what I've done. all of my worries were nothing but my paranoia and guilt feeling.   
   
also, last night I went to the club after one year and met so many old friends.   
   
&quot;hi, I haven't seen you for long time! where have you been?&quot;   
&quot;I've been so 						*******					 sick. also I thought nobody wanted me.&quot;   
&quot;hahaha what the hell, are you 						*******					 joking? we always love you. remember how much you've cheered us up with your smile. we can't have a party without you!&quot;   
   
and remembered... I 'd been always loved there. when I felt nobody loved me, I just refused to be loved.   
on the way home, I dumped all of the drugs I had. I don't need it anymore.   
   
I'm so happy and can't stop laughing, but not on drugs. I'm high on life. my life is wonderful.
hi, I have some good news.

lately, I went to drink with my colleagues and apologized to my boss about my rude and terrible behaviors at office until that day.
(also, last year I'd been suspended for two months because of addiction, although I never told anyone at office)

then boss told me,
"What the **** are you talking about? What is keeping you from forgiving yourself?
No matter what anyone says, never give a **** !"
I couldn't believe it. I hated him so much and I was almost going to kill him. also I thought everyone at office hated me.
but actually I've been always accepted and boss didn't even remember what I've done. all of my worries were nothing but my paranoia and guilt feeling.

also, last night I went to the club after one year and met so many old friends.

"hi, I haven't seen you for long time! where have you been?"
"I've been so ******* sick. also I thought nobody wanted me."
"hahaha what the hell, are you ******* joking? we always love you. remember how much you've cheered us up with your smile. we can't have a party without you!"

and remembered... I 'd been always loved there. when I felt nobody loved me, I just refused to be loved.
on the way home, I dumped all of the drugs I had. I don't need it anymore.

I'm so happy and can't stop laughing, but not on drugs. I'm high on life. my life is wonderful.
User avatar #558 to #557 - erotictentacle (12/30/2013) [-]
Teehee, attaboy.
Now you know what life's all about.
As long as you are okay with yourself, people will be okay with you and what you do.
Never underestimate yourself, mate!

I'm proud of ya, i really am!
it may sound vague now, but that actually means a lot coming from me, i'm not really known for giving people credit~
#560 to #558 - anotheroneonearth (12/30/2013) [-]
yeah, I didn't know I could do that. now I'm proud of myself so much.   
but those changes didn't happen all of a sudden, I feel as my life began to change when I began self affirmation.   
no matter I felt down, I kept talking to myself, &quot;It's gonna be alright.&quot;   
and actually everything became alright. it's mysterious but absolutely true.   
   
also, today I came back to my parents home.   
my task is to make peace with my big bro. maybe I'll make it with the help of wine I bought, just as I did the same with the help of beer.
yeah, I didn't know I could do that. now I'm proud of myself so much.
but those changes didn't happen all of a sudden, I feel as my life began to change when I began self affirmation.
no matter I felt down, I kept talking to myself, "It's gonna be alright."
and actually everything became alright. it's mysterious but absolutely true.

also, today I came back to my parents home.
my task is to make peace with my big bro. maybe I'll make it with the help of wine I bought, just as I did the same with the help of beer.
#556 - foxrock ONLINE (12/24/2013) [-]
Merry Christmas!
#538 - anotheroneonearth (12/15/2013) [-]
today I found these at convenience store

Shingeki no kyojin chips
Sasha's meat snack (bbq flavour)
Levi's tea cookie
#539 to #538 - erotictentacle (12/15/2013) [-]
this receives all of my WATS just like all my WANTS....
User avatar #541 to #540 - erotictentacle (12/15/2013) [-]
i bets its almost 3 times as expensive because they slapped AoT on it, isn't it?
#542 to #541 - anotheroneonearth (12/15/2013) [-]
not really, only 1.3 times I guess.

but taste was... meh.
#543 to #542 - erotictentacle (12/15/2013) [-]
meh?   
well 						****					.....
meh?
well **** .....
#544 to #543 - anotheroneonearth (12/15/2013) [-]
but it's still fun buying them, pretty much every convenience stores sell anime goods.
this is why you must save money a lot!
#545 to #544 - erotictentacle (12/15/2013) [-]
if only saving money was easy!
I'm a passionate figurine collecter (well, i only got 6)
But they were all high quality and **** , i like that stuff~
PLUS!
I handle my cash reckless as **** ! (well, those 2/5 i don't put on the bank)
as in, buying a hotdog, giving it to some homeless amerifag searching the garbage, then buying one AGAIN for me.
or randomely buying chocolate and giving it to a random interesting girl to start a conversation
i love my life sometimes
#546 to #545 - anotheroneonearth (12/15/2013) [-]
yeah giving is fun
#547 to #546 - erotictentacle (12/15/2013) [-]
yeah, i didn't like my childhood anyway sarcasm, ******* woody.....
#549 to #548 - erotictentacle (12/15/2013) [-]
preview to haruhi's next movie, i suppose?
#550 to #549 - anotheroneonearth (12/15/2013) [-]
yeah I guess.

by the way, I haven't watched Haruhi.
#551 to #550 - erotictentacle (12/15/2013) [-]
yeah, i'm kinda procrestinating it too.
I want to, but, like so often lately, i just go: eeehhhhh...... my dick is closer to my hand, i'll just fap
#552 to #551 - anotheroneonearth (12/15/2013) [-]
wait. you often use haruhi pics, but have never watched it? lol
being young is pain.
#553 to #552 - erotictentacle (12/15/2013) [-]
well **** , i don't usually have much time between
-working 11h on 4 days
-school on 5th day
-homework
-studying
-alcoholism
-masturbation
-nourishment
#554 to #553 - anotheroneonearth (12/16/2013) [-]
have fun while you can, time really flies!   
I remember wasting time so much when I was 18, don't waste your life!
have fun while you can, time really flies!
I remember wasting time so much when I was 18, don't waste your life!
#555 to #554 - erotictentacle (12/16/2013) [-]
Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time~   
 and i have goals, don't worry. Like learning Japanese and Russian. Also getting 1st Dan in kendo. Actually study technology and succeed. Make a family and actually have the self-control to only have 1 kid
Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time~
and i have goals, don't worry. Like learning Japanese and Russian. Also getting 1st Dan in kendo. Actually study technology and succeed. Make a family and actually have the self-control to only have 1 kid
User avatar #537 to #536 - erotictentacle (12/14/2013) [-]
noone disturbs the funky bunny
#515 - foxrock ONLINE (12/06/2013) [-]
User avatar #516 to #515 - erotictentacle (12/06/2013) [-]
I love you ~
#517 to #516 - foxrock ONLINE (12/06/2013) [-]
I love you too!
User avatar #518 to #517 - erotictentacle (12/06/2013) [-]
not as much as i love you~
i'd rather not post anything, because anything gets me banned now
#519 to #518 - foxrock ONLINE (12/06/2013) [-]
Oh you!
Boy, do I know that feel.
You see the convo down there I had with you like around 3 months ago?

Yeah, someone flagged one of my comments from it.
What a load of ********* , right!
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#521 to #520 - foxrock ONLINE (12/07/2013) [-]
Hehehe, ******* !

Hope you had fun!
And good night!
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**** .
I missed it...

Ah, well... next time.
Good night, lol.
#513 - anotheroneonearth (12/06/2013) [-]
I'm going like a kamikaze pilot tomorrow
and of course I'll be back alive. won't fail again.
wish me the best bro.
#514 to #513 - erotictentacle (12/06/2013) [-]
come on, ya ************ !
GET 'EM ALL, TIGER!
#524 to #514 - anotheroneonearth (12/08/2013) [-]
hi...   
I came back alive. probably.
hi...
I came back alive. probably.
#525 to #524 - erotictentacle (12/08/2013) [-]
Well, now ya got me all curious.
Tell me, Tell me~
#526 to #525 - anotheroneonearth (12/08/2013) [-]
I can't put it into words...   
because I'm feeling it right now.
I can't put it into words...
because I'm feeling it right now.
#527 to #526 - erotictentacle (12/08/2013) [-]
my tentacle-instinct tells me something didn't go as it should've....
tell me~?
#528 to #527 - anotheroneonearth (12/11/2013) [-]
well, I was so confused and depressed, but actually I'm feeling quite alright now.
that was the most important lesson in my life.

I picked her up and went to Matsushima, which is one of three most famous scenic places in
Japan.
I was so excited and talked to her a lot, but feeling kinda nervous.
actually, I was curious why she was always smiling.
Eating some oysters, she had some sake and asked me why I didn't drink.
I answered, "Some of my family get nasty when drunk. Also I avoid drinking for my mental
discipline."
Then she said, "I just really love alcohol since 16. I have no idea why you have to avoid it
like the plague. Drunk or sober, I'm always happy."
#530 to #528 - anotheroneonearth (12/11/2013) [-]
After that, we went to the castle ruin to see the night view.
I told her about my life problems, including family troubles and addiction.
She said, "You are too serious and sober about your life, and think too much about something
nobody gives a **** .
Don't try to solve all of your problems by yourself.
Sooner or later, you'll die. Then don't you think you'd better enjoy your life as you want?"
#531 to #530 - anotheroneonearth (12/11/2013) [-]
Then I thought I really needed intoxicants to understand her feelings, so we went to the bar.
After some bottles of beer, I became so much talkative. we had some very good laughs and I felt I could understand her for the first time.
Moreover, it was the most fun drinking experience in my life. It was as good as weed.
Everything felt great and perfect.
Yeah, drinking is fun, when you are with likable ones.
#532 to #531 - anotheroneonearth (12/11/2013) [-]
But while comedown, my left brain began to think too much again.   
   
&quot;Huh? What the hell are you talking about? It doesn't make any sense. I don't understand anything!&quot;    
   
&quot;You don't get it. Just do what you want, don't think anything and just be happy. What do you exactly want to do?&quot;   
   
&quot;Yeah I don't get it. I don't even know what I am talking about. maybe I need more drink?&quot;   
   
&quot;No, that's not the point!&quot;   
   
&quot;I don't understand anything. I don't know what I want to do. Please help me.&quot;   
I started sobbing.   
   
&quot;Hey, what are you crying about? You are so helpless. I'm going.&quot;   
   
She left me alone and went to the club, so I had to go home alone.   
I have no idea how my consciousness kept so focused on the snowy midnight highway for constant three hours.   
Despite lethargy and hangover, I was so 						*******					 sober and trying to understand what had  happened.
But while comedown, my left brain began to think too much again.

"Huh? What the hell are you talking about? It doesn't make any sense. I don't understand anything!"

"You don't get it. Just do what you want, don't think anything and just be happy. What do you exactly want to do?"

"Yeah I don't get it. I don't even know what I am talking about. maybe I need more drink?"

"No, that's not the point!"

"I don't understand anything. I don't know what I want to do. Please help me."
I started sobbing.

"Hey, what are you crying about? You are so helpless. I'm going."

She left me alone and went to the club, so I had to go home alone.
I have no idea how my consciousness kept so focused on the snowy midnight highway for constant three hours.
Despite lethargy and hangover, I was so ******* sober and trying to understand what had happened.
#533 to #532 - anotheroneonearth (12/11/2013) [-]
After sleep, I started to contemplate the previous night.   
What I realised is... she is always happy and positive with no reason (quite contrary to me).    
It doesn't mean she doesn't make efforts at all (actually she has a part-time job at the pub every night after work!),   
but she is always afraid of nothing. and I guess she is much more experienced than I am.   
I always thought I needed self restriction and sobriety to obtain happiness, but I restricted myself too much.   
It was almost torture, and that was quite convenient to justify my negative attitude toward my life.   
No matter how you train yourself, you can't 'become' happy forever.   
But you can always 'be' happy without discipline.   
   
You need no reason to be happy. Just always be happy.   
   
I feel as if my life has changed.   
   
also, I hated alcohol like the plague, but it was not proper way to avoid addiction.   
I must admit I was a bit jealous of drinking people.   
Alcohol works really great when used properly. It never solves the problem, but at least it dissolves the problem.
After sleep, I started to contemplate the previous night.
What I realised is... she is always happy and positive with no reason (quite contrary to me).
It doesn't mean she doesn't make efforts at all (actually she has a part-time job at the pub every night after work!),
but she is always afraid of nothing. and I guess she is much more experienced than I am.
I always thought I needed self restriction and sobriety to obtain happiness, but I restricted myself too much.
It was almost torture, and that was quite convenient to justify my negative attitude toward my life.
No matter how you train yourself, you can't 'become' happy forever.
But you can always 'be' happy without discipline.

You need no reason to be happy. Just always be happy.

I feel as if my life has changed.

also, I hated alcohol like the plague, but it was not proper way to avoid addiction.
I must admit I was a bit jealous of drinking people.
Alcohol works really great when used properly. It never solves the problem, but at least it dissolves the problem.
#534 to #533 - erotictentacle (12/11/2013) [-]
WAT!
******** , IF THERE IS NO REASON NEEDED TO BE HAPPY, I'M DOING SOMETHING WRONG!
My point Nr.1 is no NEVER REGRET SOMETHING I DID!
BUT STILL, i'm hardly EVER happy! I'm more like content with the current state of affairs!
being happy is a peak of positive emotions! you can't always be at the peak! the air is too thin!
and **** HER FOR LEAVING YOU ALONE!
HOW HEARTLESS CAN SOMEONE BE THAT SHE JUST LEAVES A SAD PERSON ALONE!
DOES SHE HAVE THE SOCIAL COMPETENCE OF A GARBAGE SHOVEL OR WHAT?!
JESUS ******* CHRIST, I JUST WANNA HUG YOU NOW! HHHHHNNNNNNGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


p.s. i love booze~ now i pass on weed and LSD, but i always enjoy some fine wine~
#535 to #534 - anotheroneonearth (12/12/2013) [-]
well, I guess I might misunderstood her words, but that's exactly what she said.   
something doesn't feel right though...   
   
Also, staying alone was not only her choice but also my choice.   
I didn't feel like following her anymore.   
she is a very social person who really cared about me, and she went along with my pathetic monologue.   
I'm a recovering psychopath and must admit I kinda rushed a bit.   
(again, I had never dated once in my life! hehehe)   
at first I didn't notice that I was talking to myself something very sad, and she attuned herself to me for several hours!   
that was very nice of her. I don't blame her, I just got what I really deserved.    
also she ended my long history of mental agony.    
I stopped thinking too much about 						********					 nobody gives a 						****					, it doesn't make any sense.   
I feel some psychological pain, but that motivated me to let go the pain.   
   
so basically I grew up a bit, I guess.
well, I guess I might misunderstood her words, but that's exactly what she said.
something doesn't feel right though...

Also, staying alone was not only her choice but also my choice.
I didn't feel like following her anymore.
she is a very social person who really cared about me, and she went along with my pathetic monologue.
I'm a recovering psychopath and must admit I kinda rushed a bit.
(again, I had never dated once in my life! hehehe)
at first I didn't notice that I was talking to myself something very sad, and she attuned herself to me for several hours!
that was very nice of her. I don't blame her, I just got what I really deserved.
also she ended my long history of mental agony.
I stopped thinking too much about ******** nobody gives a **** , it doesn't make any sense.
I feel some psychological pain, but that motivated me to let go the pain.

so basically I grew up a bit, I guess.
#529 to #528 - places (12/11/2013) [-]
I would like to meet this places like myself.
#481 - sirfapaton (11/30/2013) [-]
Heyo!
Heyo!
#482 to #481 - erotictentacle (12/01/2013) [-]
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
#503 to #482 - erotictentacle (12/01/2013) [-]
you.... you just HAVE to repeatedly hit the thread limit, dont you?!
#504 to #503 - sirfapaton (12/01/2013) [-]
Ah I totally missed this reply. And yes, obviously. You know you like it
Ah I totally missed this reply. And yes, obviously. You know you like it
#505 to #504 - erotictentacle (12/01/2013) [-]
s-..s-senpai! Stop saying such weird things!
#506 to #505 - sirfapaton (12/01/2013) [-]
I'm afraid I can't do that.
I'm afraid I can't do that.
#507 to #506 - erotictentacle (12/01/2013) [-]
... keep going~
... keep going~
#508 to #507 - sirfapaton (12/01/2013) [-]
Oh I will...
#509 to #508 - erotictentacle (12/01/2013) [-]
aww yiss
aww yiss
#510 to #509 - sirfapaton (12/01/2013) [-]
The most erotic tentacle of them all
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Flagged already? oh my
#483 to #482 - sirfapaton (12/01/2013) [-]
How's it going today?
How's it going today?
#484 to #483 - erotictentacle (12/01/2013) [-]
i'm depressed as 						****					....   
 its 						*******					 monday tomorrow!
i'm depressed as **** ....
its ******* monday tomorrow!
User avatar #485 to #484 - sirfapaton (12/01/2013) [-]
It is indeed.
#486 to #485 - erotictentacle (12/01/2013) [-]
i have to be productive again..... can there be ANYTHING worse?!
#487 to #486 - sirfapaton (12/01/2013) [-]
Well, it's better than my situation. I've got nothing to do at all.
#488 to #487 - erotictentacle (12/01/2013) [-]
what... nothing, like.... NOTHING?   
no educational course? no work? no hobbies?   
wow..... all the sleep...... it sounds divine~
what... nothing, like.... NOTHING?
no educational course? no work? no hobbies?
wow..... all the sleep...... it sounds divine~
#489 to #488 - sirfapaton (12/01/2013) [-]
I wish i did get sleep but I'm terrible sleeper and my cat doesn't help me with it either.   
And my hobbies are all on the PC but it's actually breaking up really soon and I can't afford a new one currently.   
 Trying to find work but so hard at the moment... So yeah.
I wish i did get sleep but I'm terrible sleeper and my cat doesn't help me with it either.
And my hobbies are all on the PC but it's actually breaking up really soon and I can't afford a new one currently.
Trying to find work but so hard at the moment... So yeah.
#490 to #489 - erotictentacle (12/01/2013) [-]
If you still live with your parents, you could offer nearly unpaid services, most people won't turn down another grunt on a construction site that works for pretty much nothing.
When i just turned 16 i worked as a translators on construction sites for free. That was easy to do because they are mainly portuguese/italian/spanish/german people, and all of these were around during my childhood. So then i had some practical experience, then it's easy to get a job
#491 to #490 - sirfapaton (12/01/2013) [-]
I live alone. And I also have work experience but it's just that so bad economy. Hell, it's just really bad economy currently. I've tried and I've tried... But yeah.

I did have a job for translating stuff for a while but they then decided that it's time to reduce people so they kicked me
#492 to #491 - erotictentacle (12/01/2013) [-]
jesus, where do you live? in greece?
#493 to #492 - sirfapaton (12/01/2013) [-]
Finland actually. But that's enough of me.

What do you do?
#495 to #493 - erotictentacle (12/01/2013) [-]
sorry, forgot the second half.
What kind of job are you looking for?
#494 to #493 - erotictentacle (12/01/2013) [-]
I'm an apprentice currently. Learning to be an Automation technician
#496 to #494 - sirfapaton (12/01/2013) [-]
Sounds interesting. I studied mediatechnology and I'm currently looking if I could start learning programming or something.

And for the question, I've been looking for pretty much anything to do with computers. I did work at 1 place for free fixing computers and stuff but when I asked if it would be possible to be actually hired and they said "yeah no."
#497 to #496 - erotictentacle (12/01/2013) [-]
what? such ******* .... people who can fix computers decently are pretty demanded here.
My school has 1 fulltime employee just to take care of the computer's hardware
#498 to #497 - sirfapaton (12/01/2013) [-]
It's rather odd, isn't it.

Also, I'm playing horror game at the moment and my light just flickered. **** scared me
#499 to #498 - erotictentacle (12/01/2013) [-]
the light flickered? That means that the gods are trying to improve your experience.
You must now sacrifice some cheese in order to keep them happy
#500 to #499 - sirfapaton (12/01/2013) [-]
Maybe they don't like cheese. Madness approaches
#501 to #500 - erotictentacle (12/01/2013) [-]
yeah... they might not.
But there's that one thing that they will SURELY like
sorry but this overused picture is the only related one that isn't flagged yet...
#502 to #501 - sirfapaton (12/01/2013) [-]
That book was impressive. the books in Skyrim are interesting, I read every single one I come across
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#475 to #453 - erotictentacle (09/02/2013) [-]
You bastard hit the thread limit
#476 to #475 - sirfapaton (09/02/2013) [-]
You know you like it.
#477 to #476 - erotictentacle (09/02/2013) [-]
i don't even know how to answer
i don't even know how to answer
#478 to #477 - sirfapaton (09/02/2013) [-]
Me neither really.
#479 to #478 - erotictentacle (09/02/2013) [-]
Kelp~
guess i'll go play some Fallout 3
Bai
#480 to #479 - sirfapaton (09/02/2013) [-]
I guess I'll enjoy a fap then.   
Enjoy your fallout
I guess I'll enjoy a fap then.
Enjoy your fallout
#454 to #453 - erotictentacle (09/02/2013) [-]
Nothing could stop me from it
#457 to #456 - sirfapaton (09/02/2013) [-]
Oh well. Lost that game...

So, what kind of stuff are ya interested in?
#458 to #457 - erotictentacle (09/02/2013) [-]
Well... when i'm not at work or school, i mainly play video games. Usually on weekends and on vacations i take time to watch TV-shows or animes.   
After work i do Kendo and Aikido twice a week. And whenever i'm on the go i read mangas on my phone. I never go on FJ, i never logged in and never will.   
   
And what are you into?
Well... when i'm not at work or school, i mainly play video games. Usually on weekends and on vacations i take time to watch TV-shows or animes.
After work i do Kendo and Aikido twice a week. And whenever i'm on the go i read mangas on my phone. I never go on FJ, i never logged in and never will.

And what are you into?
User avatar #459 to #458 - sirfapaton (09/02/2013) [-]
Currently looking for work so I use a lot of the time daily to look for new places that might be interestesting for me and then I play daily and write stories.
Used to do a lot of martial arts but the guy trainer moved away and no new one found so... That sort of dropped.

I enjoy sologames but I don't mind social aspect in games eventhough I usually get poorly along with people. Apparently I'm too blunt when I say things as they are instead of sugarcoating it.
User avatar #460 to #459 - erotictentacle (09/02/2013) [-]
Pff, **** that, being blunt is one of the best characteristics there are!
User avatar #461 to #460 - sirfapaton (09/02/2013) [-]
Yeah. That's not what my legion leaders in mmorpgs thought. Sucks being an officer when you aren't allowed to tell people they are doing things wrong.
User avatar #462 to #461 - erotictentacle (09/02/2013) [-]
it's hard to take criticism if you're 12 and bleeding from your *****
#463 to #462 - sirfapaton (09/02/2013) [-]
Indeed. I remember one of those was begging around in my guild. We used to have a strict 'no begging or anything close to begging' (complaining about "oh how i'm so low etc" until someone helps you and so on). I was told not to kick that person because "she's new."

Yeah, it's not like she read the rules already and deserves a kick in the arse.

Anyway, what games do you play then?
#464 to #463 - erotictentacle (09/02/2013) [-]
Well, i just finished saints row 4, so i'm in the kind of &quot;						****					 man, what will i do with my life now?&quot;-phase.    
Guess i'll ask a friend of mine for Valkyria chronicles and play that and Total war: Rome 2, which releases tomorrow.   
Might even restart Dark Souls 2, didn't finish NG+ with my witch.   
   
what do you play?
Well, i just finished saints row 4, so i'm in the kind of " **** man, what will i do with my life now?"-phase.
Guess i'll ask a friend of mine for Valkyria chronicles and play that and Total war: Rome 2, which releases tomorrow.
Might even restart Dark Souls 2, didn't finish NG+ with my witch.

what do you play?
User avatar #465 to #464 - sirfapaton (09/02/2013) [-]
Skyrim, dark souls, league of legends, borderlands 2, path of exile. Then there are monster girlquest & katawa shoujo. Waiting for dark souls 2 currently
#466 to #465 - erotictentacle (09/02/2013) [-]
To be precise: Monster girl quest and KS are Visual novels~
User avatar #467 to #466 - sirfapaton (09/02/2013) [-]
Yeah. I know. Just that some people call them games and I'm doing other stuff at the same so (my cat came to harass me) I'm rather distracted.
User avatar #468 to #467 - erotictentacle (09/02/2013) [-]
Touch its ear and say my name!
#469 to #468 - sirfapaton (09/02/2013) [-]
Oh wait that isn't your name
#470 to #469 - erotictentacle (09/02/2013) [-]
Nope, try again
#471 to #470 - sirfapaton (09/02/2013) [-]
Erotictentacle
#472 to #471 - erotictentacle (09/02/2013) [-]
Okay, time to get at it!
Okay, time to get at it!
#473 to #472 - sirfapaton (09/02/2013) [-]
Let's do it
#331 - buttlord (08/28/2013) [-]
have some 'we found a new place to have weird image sex' cake
#352 to #331 - erotictentacle (08/28/2013) [-]
do i have to smack a bitch? i do what i want!
#353 to #352 - buttlord (08/28/2013) [-]
fine then. i will have it
#354 to #353 - erotictentacle (08/28/2013) [-]
i'll look at you admirably while fappin'   
 and thank you for so many new k-on material
i'll look at you admirably while fappin'
and thank you for so many new k-on material
#355 to #354 - buttlord (08/28/2013) [-]
thanks to you too. i have very few left that i havent posted


stare at my but
#356 to #355 - erotictentacle (08/28/2013) [-]
too covered, show more
too covered, show more
#357 to #356 - buttlord (08/28/2013) [-]
i only have these 2
#358 to #357 - erotictentacle (08/28/2013) [-]
i don't know what for, but i'll keep 'em
i don't know what for, but i'll keep 'em
#361 to #360 - buttlord (08/28/2013) [-]
i want to cum inside ui.

on another note, i **** myself
#362 to #361 - erotictentacle (08/28/2013) [-]
wipe it over your face and send me a photo
#363 to #362 - buttlord (08/28/2013) [-]
i wonder if there is 						****					 of K-ON girls
i wonder if there is **** of K-ON girls
#364 to #363 - erotictentacle (08/28/2013) [-]
careful now, you never know how much there is on the net
#365 to #364 - buttlord (08/28/2013) [-]
im actually tempted to look for it
im actually tempted to look for it
#366 to #365 - erotictentacle (08/28/2013) [-]
don't do it   
 that's just a formality, go look for some and share it here
don't do it
that's just a formality, go look for some and share it here
User avatar #369 to #367 - erotictentacle (08/28/2013) [-]
GODDAMNIT, AZUSA MISSED THE URINAL!
User avatar #370 to #369 - buttlord (08/28/2013) [-]
that she missed the urinal or the piss in general
User avatar #383 to #370 - erotictentacle (08/28/2013) [-]
how mean...
KELP! guess i'm off to play some Hate Plus.
Good nighterooo!
User avatar #384 to #383 - buttlord (08/28/2013) [-]
good night you homo poo eating piss drinking ******
#381 to #370 - erotictentacle (08/28/2013) [-]
what?   
						*******					 FINALLY!
what?
******* FINALLY!
User avatar #382 to #381 - buttlord (08/28/2013) [-]
you sound like you want it. i might not do it now
#379 to #370 - erotictentacle (08/28/2013) [-]
i'm out of paedo-lines. Never had many to begin with   
pls don't kill me
i'm out of paedo-lines. Never had many to begin with
pls don't kill me
#380 to #379 - buttlord (08/28/2013) [-]
bend over. its fun time
bend over. its fun time
#377 to #370 - erotictentacle (08/28/2013) [-]
there's no such thing as "too tight", only too little force
#378 to #377 - buttlord (08/28/2013) [-]
*tapes but shut*
#375 to #370 - erotictentacle (08/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, i just wouldn't see the appeal of it.   
What turns me on most is if my gal enjoys it. The more she enjoys it, the more aroused i get.   
But i guess to children i'd just be a PAIN IN THE ASS! *kneeslap*
Yeah, i just wouldn't see the appeal of it.
What turns me on most is if my gal enjoys it. The more she enjoys it, the more aroused i get.
But i guess to children i'd just be a PAIN IN THE ASS! *kneeslap*
User avatar #376 to #375 - buttlord (08/28/2013) [-]
the hardest thing about ******* kids? fitting in
User avatar #373 to #370 - erotictentacle (08/28/2013) [-]
i've seen worse. Someone once posted an Ad from the deep net here.
It was about some guy selling living ****** sex slaves while describing the job too.... disturbing as **** , but i keep a certain scepticism on it's legitimacy.
#374 to #373 - buttlord (08/28/2013) [-]
i sometimes joke about pedophilia ans **** but i could never do it. its just wrong.
User avatar #371 to #370 - erotictentacle (08/28/2013) [-]
she missed the urinal, i mean, seriously, how card could it be? she's literally tied to it!
User avatar #372 to #371 - buttlord (08/28/2013) [-]
there is something seriously wrong with the internet
User avatar #368 to #367 - erotictentacle (08/28/2013) [-]
that is more disturbing than anything else i've seen
#332 to #331 - erotictentacle (08/28/2013) [-]
How come every time i have an conversation about sex and it hits the limit, it always ends up in my profile?!   
nice cake
How come every time i have an conversation about sex and it hits the limit, it always ends up in my profile?!
nice cake
#333 to #332 - buttlord (08/28/2013) [-]
the cake is made with my on fecaese, i even have a picture of me baking the cake. and because why not
the cake is made with my on fecaese, i even have a picture of me baking the cake. and because why not
#334 to #333 - erotictentacle (08/28/2013) [-]
w-...w-....WHAT
w-...w-....WHAT
#335 to #334 - buttlord (08/28/2013) [-]
are you scared because i said 'why not'? its not that scary


have some more cake to calm down
#336 to #335 - erotictentacle (08/28/2013) [-]
knowledge time: The viet cong used to rub feces all over their booby traps because it causes lethal infection when it gets inside the body.
knowledge time: The viet cong used to rub feces all over their booby traps because it causes lethal infection when it gets inside the body.
#337 to #336 - buttlord (08/28/2013) [-]
then why are you eating my cake? its all around your mouth.
#338 to #337 - erotictentacle (08/28/2013) [-]
its my 						******					   
  aren't you turned on by me eating your 						****					?
its my ******
aren't you turned on by me eating your **** ?
#339 to #338 - buttlord (08/28/2013) [-]
i **** on my younger sister's face once! (im talking in yui's perspective. i did not **** on my real sister............much.)
#340 to #339 - erotictentacle (08/28/2013) [-]
you have a sister?
Now you're obligated to show me nudes
#341 to #340 - buttlord (08/28/2013) [-]
she is 9. if she was older then i would consider it.

#342 to #341 - erotictentacle (08/28/2013) [-]
i always get disapointed about other's sisters....
i always get disapointed about other's sisters....
#343 to #342 - buttlord (08/28/2013) [-]
dont be sad. here, eat some cake straight out of the hole
#344 to #343 - erotictentacle (08/28/2013) [-]
STOP OFFERING ME DELICIOUS, LETHAL THINGS!
STOP OFFERING ME DELICIOUS, LETHAL THINGS!
#345 to #344 - buttlord (08/28/2013) [-]
IT HAS CORN IN IT
IT HAS CORN IN IT
#346 to #345 - erotictentacle (08/28/2013) [-]
n-no.... i must resist!
n-no.... i must resist!
#347 to #346 - buttlord (08/28/2013) [-]
CRUNCHY ON THE OUTSIDE BUT SOFT AND CREAMY IN THE MIDDLE
CRUNCHY ON THE OUTSIDE BUT SOFT AND CREAMY IN THE MIDDLE
#348 to #347 - erotictentacle (08/28/2013) [-]
stop tempting me....
#349 to #348 - buttlord (08/28/2013) [-]
I MAY HAVE PUT SOME IN YOUR TEA
#350 to #349 - erotictentacle (08/28/2013) [-]
joke's on you, i threw my tea in the plant there and filled it with wine
joke's on you, i threw my tea in the plant there and filled it with wine
#351 to #350 - buttlord (08/28/2013) [-]
the wine is piss and the cup is painted **** . now take you whore
#327 - foxrock ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
I say.
User avatar #443 to #327 - erotictentacle (08/31/2013) [-]
I sure like 'em... Bai!

we sure hit dem thread limits
#444 to #443 - foxrock ONLINE (08/31/2013) [-]
Nothing I haven't done before.
But yes, go bed lol.
User avatar #445 to #444 - erotictentacle (09/01/2013) [-]
Beds are awesome
User avatar #446 to #445 - foxrock ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
Yeah, beds are pretty handy.
User avatar #447 to #446 - erotictentacle (09/01/2013) [-]
So..... ya like foxes, eh?
#448 to #447 - foxrock ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
You could say that, yes.
You could say that, yes.
User avatar #449 to #448 - erotictentacle (09/01/2013) [-]
I yet need to find a part of you that i don't like...
#450 to #449 - foxrock ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
Ummmm...

This song is a guilty pleasure of mine.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeWBS0JBNzQ

But my music taste is very broad, I like just about anything; classic rock being my favourite genre.
User avatar #451 to #450 - erotictentacle (09/02/2013) [-]
Ah, well i think it's one of her better songs, she has some songs i really can't stand
#452 to #451 - foxrock ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
Yes, I feel the same!
I love this song so much, but most of her other songs don't really appeal to me.

Although I've taken a liking for her taste in eyewear fashion.
User avatar #423 to #327 - erotictentacle (08/31/2013) [-]
well, yeah. You out of all would know.
Guess that in that case, whenever i have any question about sex, i can just as you~?
#424 to #423 - foxrock ONLINE (08/31/2013) [-]
But of course, anything!
Got something on your mind?
User avatar #425 to #424 - erotictentacle (08/31/2013) [-]
Actually, not yet. Maybe if you have some techniques that might help. Especially on foreplay
#426 to #425 - foxrock ONLINE (08/31/2013) [-]
But of course.
The trick is to be passionate.
If you're passionate, it'll show. It'll be the frosting on the cake.
I mean, you know, everyone loves cake. Sponge cake is nice, but it's a little bland.
Passion is what makes it perfect.
Know what you're doing and keep your mind as active as your body. Appreciate the little things, like touch, smell, taste, or what you see, eye contact during penetration for example.
Don't rush, and don't take a slow approach. Know when your partner is turned on enough to carry out the next thing e.g. taking off her clothes, going down on her etc (do it passionately).

And of course, this is all enhanced if you love your partner and they love you back as equally.
User avatar #427 to #426 - erotictentacle (08/31/2013) [-]
spoken like a teacher.
But more importantly, i should be armed for whenever the day comes when i lose my virginity.
PREPARE ME~
User avatar #428 to #427 - foxrock ONLINE (08/31/2013) [-]
Ah, I see.
Well, don't worry, time is on your side.
You'd be surprised how quickly things can change in your favour with just a tiny bit of effort.
When things changed for me, I was filled with newfound confidence, and that confidence grew when I made good use of it.

And now, I'm single and sexually active. Well, active enough anyways. If you count twice a month or so as active.
User avatar #429 to #428 - erotictentacle (08/31/2013) [-]
Well, it's not like i lack confidence or anything.
I am quite confident with women and i already had chances to do some of the good ol' ring-a-ding.
The thing is, that i'm a rather "conservative" guy. as much as i like sex, i am looking for a monogamous relationship that's supposed to last, so i can throw my everything for that one person. And what would be better than the unique gift of virginity to give?
#430 to #429 - foxrock ONLINE (08/31/2013) [-]
Ah.
Well, it's good that you think that, but...
Experience tells me if you put your all into one person, you'll be the one that ends up with a broken heart, and heartbreak is a pain I wouldn't wish upon my worst enemy.
The chances of your first lover being your soul mate are, well, low. And if you do find your soul mate so early, your inexperience in the bedroom will put her off.

I do not regard virginity as being something special. You cannot see it, hold it, or even feel it. You cannot even prove it exists. It is not passed on and it is not given or taken. It's an idea, nothing more. I was careless with both my virginity and my lip virginity and gave those away to people I have never seen after those nights.

I can be heartless sometimes, but it's only for my own protection.
User avatar #431 to #430 - erotictentacle (08/31/2013) [-]
The thing is, i'm just that guy that once he laid out his way, he walks it without turning his head.
Of course it's likely to fail, of course i't likely i'll be broke, of course virginity doesn't mean much to some people, but it does to me and i wouldn't do that if i would have ANY doubt i could take it
#432 to #431 - foxrock ONLINE (08/31/2013) [-]
I wish you the best, man. It's not the route I'd take, cause it's risky, but you'll find real happiness if you succeed.
User avatar #433 to #432 - erotictentacle (08/31/2013) [-]
Well, as long as i can look at my life and say i don't regret anything, i'm good enough~
And thank you for your wishes btw

So..................... what kind of music does your band play?
User avatar #434 to #433 - foxrock ONLINE (08/31/2013) [-]
Have a look. Alt rock, mostly.

The Vault - Neon City
User avatar #435 to #434 - erotictentacle (08/31/2013) [-]
for some reason, imagining that makes me *d'aaaawwwwwww*
User avatar #436 to #435 - foxrock ONLINE (08/31/2013) [-]
lol, huh? Imagining what?
User avatar #437 to #436 - erotictentacle (08/31/2013) [-]
You playing that
But maybe my brain is just on shuffle and just gives me a tad of every hormone it has to offer.... guess i should sleep a big....
User avatar #438 to #437 - foxrock ONLINE (08/31/2013) [-]
Heh, I did more than just play it, I co-wrote it.

Sleep a big.

Yeah, that's a sign lol.
User avatar #439 to #438 - erotictentacle (08/31/2013) [-]
Sleep a big..... wow, i sure messed that one up!

Wellanyway, Good night, mate!
#440 to #439 - foxrock ONLINE (08/31/2013) [-]
Au revoir, mon ami!
User avatar #441 to #440 - erotictentacle (08/31/2013) [-]
Sacre bleu, ill parle français!
Et ça image me plaît!
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User avatar #403 to #327 - erotictentacle (08/31/2013) [-]
Bon-apetit works?
And here i thought the english and the french don't get along.

Oh, and i learned the same lesson from the internet. I don't date people until i've seen them. Better safe than sorry, eh?
User avatar #404 to #403 - foxrock ONLINE (08/31/2013) [-]
Cliche is also a French word that's in the English dictionary, so you'd be surprised.

Eh, I'm not into the whole internet dating.
I have no idea how it'd work, tbh.
User avatar #405 to #404 - erotictentacle (08/31/2013) [-]
Yeah, internet dating is kinda just..... surreal.
It'd only be chatting, video transmissions and cyber sex.
User avatar #406 to #405 - foxrock ONLINE (08/31/2013) [-]
I dunno, even cyber sex feels a little funny to me, and that includes ERP.
Sexy talk's really the only thing I do.

Like mrr the things I'd do to you.
User avatar #407 to #406 - erotictentacle (08/31/2013) [-]
I feel honored that you'd sexy talk with me~
btw.... i might just have the stupid now, but does mrr stand for something or is it just a typo i can't decipher?
#408 to #407 - foxrock ONLINE (08/31/2013) [-]
Heh, go to my profile ya... and look at the stickied post.

Mrrr was meant to be onomatopoeia (lol I love using that word)
It's a sexy purr/growl.
User avatar #409 to #408 - erotictentacle (08/31/2013) [-]
Oh my~
Stop it you, you'll make me blush~
#410 to #409 - foxrock ONLINE (08/31/2013) [-]
I'm quite good at making people do that, apparently.
User avatar #411 to #410 - erotictentacle (08/31/2013) [-]
Huh... now i wonder, what's the problem with clothed sex?
#412 to #411 - foxrock ONLINE (08/31/2013) [-]
I consider sex and the human body a form of art. It can't be fully appreciated when clothed.
User avatar #413 to #412 - erotictentacle (08/31/2013) [-]
teeeechnically, ******** is clothe too, isn't it?
#414 to #413 - foxrock ONLINE (08/31/2013) [-]
**********					 down there as one of my kinks anyways, I love it as having it in the process of foreplay. But don't get me wrong, it's not something I'm too picky about.   
   
Although between three clothed quickies and one superb all-nighter, I'd take the all-nighter. That's how art can really be appreciated!
********** down there as one of my kinks anyways, I love it as having it in the process of foreplay. But don't get me wrong, it's not something I'm too picky about.

Although between three clothed quickies and one superb all-nighter, I'd take the all-nighter. That's how art can really be appreciated!
User avatar #415 to #414 - erotictentacle (08/31/2013) [-]
Heh, i just love the passionate fire you have about sex.
Guess you really got around on that subject, eh?
#416 to #415 - foxrock ONLINE (08/31/2013) [-]
God, you have noooooo idea.
It's not just sex, I love the simple things.
I love simply lying in bed with a partner, stroking my fingers on her skin, appreciating the warm body heat radiating from her.

When I get comfortable with you, I can get so descriptive it'll most likely turn you on.
User avatar #417 to #416 - erotictentacle (08/31/2013) [-]
Well **** , just reading that makes me wanna jump into your bed
#418 to #417 - foxrock ONLINE (08/31/2013) [-]
And you're straight?
User avatar #419 to #418 - erotictentacle (08/31/2013) [-]
weeeeeeelllllllll...
I yet need to be attracted to a man. So theoretically i'm straight
#420 to #419 - foxrock ONLINE (08/31/2013) [-]
Well you've met me, so now you're not.
Heh, I've become so full of myself.

Don't worry, I'm not attracted that much to male bodies, yet I'm crazy for the D.
User avatar #421 to #420 - erotictentacle (08/31/2013) [-]
And a strap-on won't do?
#422 to #421 - foxrock ONLINE (08/31/2013) [-]
A piece of rubber and whatever else they're made of? Better than a dick?
Nah, I like the real thing.

I would know, of course.
User avatar #328 to #327 - erotictentacle (08/26/2013) [-]
Marry me~
#329 to #328 - foxrock ONLINE (08/26/2013) [-]
Why the **** not.
And have little tentacle babies.
User avatar #330 to #329 - erotictentacle (08/28/2013) [-]
and they will be the best damn thing in the world!
#386 to #330 - foxrock ONLINE (08/28/2013) [-]
And together, we will rule the world with our tentacle family!
User avatar #387 to #386 - erotictentacle (08/29/2013) [-]
oh god....
COME HERE! I'LL MAKE YOU MINE~
#388 to #387 - foxrock ONLINE (08/29/2013) [-]
So sup
User avatar #389 to #388 - erotictentacle (08/30/2013) [-]
Not much, how're you faring?
#390 to #389 - foxrock ONLINE (08/30/2013) [-]
I'm well. Doing stuff with work, and apart from that, my life's been boring.

I was just playing this song now, recorded it.
But man, he's got a better voice.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRCPCNtViGA
User avatar #391 to #390 - erotictentacle (08/30/2013) [-]
That's nice!
May i know more about your work, if you don't mind?
and a boring life ain't half bad, at least it isn't bad and has a good chance to improve.
#392 to #391 - foxrock ONLINE (08/30/2013) [-]
I sell fashion accesories.
Designer sunglasses to be exact.
You need to login to view this link

Well, it's bound to pick up again sometime soon.
User avatar #393 to #392 - erotictentacle (08/30/2013) [-]
Oh wow!
That's some fancy stuff! But i suppose it's a rather seasonal occupation, isn't it?
Considering most people prolly don't wear them during autumn and winter
#394 to #393 - foxrock ONLINE (08/30/2013) [-]
Not really. Sure, business gets weaker around autumn, kicking back up again before Christmas, but sunglasses don't need to be used only as eye protection.
They're eye jewellry, basically. Celebrities wear Ray Bans and Persols to look cool.
People want the look. My band's singer uses Wayfarers on stage.
User avatar #395 to #394 - erotictentacle (08/30/2013) [-]
Wow, you're even in a band...
Say, considering you have such a life, how come you visit Fj so often?
#396 to #395 - foxrock ONLINE (08/30/2013) [-]
Such a life? Heh.
Well, when I'm not at work, playing with my band, or out with friends, I'm here.
I go out a good bit. Last time I was out was Monday night, and Friday night before that.
User avatar #397 to #396 - erotictentacle (08/30/2013) [-]
Going out on monday? Quite daring, young lady~
Well, does your band have any concerts around places or are you more of a hobby garage band?
#398 to #397 - foxrock ONLINE (08/30/2013) [-]
Oh, heh. I really should fix that... it says on my profile I'm female, but I'm not.
I don't mind being referred to as a girl, though. I kinda like it. Ah well. Sorry!

And yes, I usually go out every Monday.

Yep, we've played many gigs before. Although our last gig was January.
We haven't had time to practice much since me and my singer got jobs, so we've had to cut down on gigging.
User avatar #399 to #398 - erotictentacle (08/30/2013) [-]
Ah, yeah, that's too bad.
But it's important to put work in first place, well, after family. Considering you can't really follow your hobbies without money...

and ya already had me excited with you being a female
#400 to #399 - foxrock ONLINE (08/30/2013) [-]
Heh! Well, maybe I like ******* with people, and by telling them I'm not a girl ***** with them even more.
Heh. I can be what you want me to be.

But it's pizza time now. Cya in a bit.
User avatar #401 to #400 - erotictentacle (08/30/2013) [-]
Yeah, that's what the internet is great!
Until you realize that in reality, the cute college girl you liked, is a 30 year old canadian farmer who's afraid of spiders and allergic to everything. yes, i'm talking from personal experience

aaaaaanyway! Have a nice meal!!! kinda bugs me that there's no english saying to say to someone who's going to eat
#402 to #401 - foxrock ONLINE (08/30/2013) [-]
Oh bro, that sucks.
Something similar happened to me once.
Which is why I only date people I know irl!

You can say bon appetite.
It's French, but English-appropriate.
User avatar #325 - erotictentacle (08/13/2013) [-]
thumbingthumbing !
just checkin'
User avatar #326 to #325 - thumbingthumbing (08/14/2013) [-]
Heeeeeeeey
#304 - rheago ONLINE (06/20/2013) [-]
Badabing Badaboom
User avatar #305 to #304 - rheago ONLINE (06/20/2013) [-]
ignore the 9 gag watermark, sometimes they post usefull stuff
User avatar #300 - wfddfw (06/17/2013) [-]
trying out the new Chrome extension. Help a brother out and reply or comment on my profile? thanks.
User avatar #301 to #300 - erotictentacle (06/17/2013) [-]
welp, your profile's blocked for me....
User avatar #302 to #301 - wfddfw (06/17/2013) [-]
Ah sorry! got the notification though. Thanks!
User avatar #303 to #302 - erotictentacle (06/17/2013) [-]
always a pleasure!
User avatar #291 - theflamingfire ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
Told you it wouldn't be safe here
User avatar #292 to #291 - erotictentacle (06/14/2013) [-]
well, the sex one wasnt flagged
User avatar #293 to #292 - theflamingfire ONLINE (06/14/2013) [-]
I didn't see a sex one
User avatar #294 to #293 - erotictentacle (06/14/2013) [-]
comment #286
User avatar #295 to #294 - theflamingfire ONLINE (06/14/2013) [-]
I deleted it
User avatar #297 to #296 - theflamingfire ONLINE (06/14/2013) [-]
Because I dont want to be banned agian
User avatar #298 to #297 - erotictentacle (06/15/2013) [-]
you won't get banned from a pic I posted.
That doesn't even make sense!
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User avatar #269 to #268 - erotictentacle (06/10/2013) [-]
what one post? i have no shat idea what post you mean
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User avatar #271 to #270 - erotictentacle (06/10/2013) [-]
what.....
hmmm.... wait, do you mean that one is flagged outside my profile too?
and if its not that one, which ones were flagges? i can't remember for me flowers....
User avatar #272 to #271 - theflamingfire ONLINE (06/10/2013) [-]
It was on a post i cant remember
User avatar #273 to #272 - erotictentacle (06/10/2013) [-]
yeah i can't either... that bananashark post
User avatar #275 to #274 - erotictentacle (06/10/2013) [-]
oh theeeese!
Yeah, i knew they were gonna get flagged.
But i still had hope in some way.
but still, no permaban material.
User avatar #276 to #275 - theflamingfire ONLINE (06/10/2013) [-]
If you have those kinds of things you might have something I want
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Do you have any goo?
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Damn
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I have more but on funnyjunk it would be dangerous to put some here
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User avatar #256 - amissingmouse (06/09/2013) [-]
Your username...do i wanna question it's origin?
User avatar #258 to #257 - amissingmouse (06/09/2013) [-]
Okay.
What is your usernames origin?
#259 to #258 - erotictentacle (06/09/2013) [-]
are you sure you are ready for this?
User avatar #260 to #259 - amissingmouse (06/09/2013) [-]
No- I mean yes.
#261 to #260 - erotictentacle (06/09/2013) [-]
are you reeeeally reeeally reeeeeeeeeeally sure?
are you reeeeally reeeally reeeeeeeeeeally sure?
#263 to #262 - erotictentacle (06/09/2013) [-]
are you sure? if you find out, there's no turning back
User avatar #264 to #263 - amissingmouse (06/09/2013) [-]
Please, I need something to cheer me up. :c
#265 to #264 - erotictentacle (06/09/2013) [-]
Well, during my Ika Musume fantime, i obviously wanted to get a wallpaper that would fit.   
Which brought me to a cute site full of Rule34.   
Browsing that i often thought EROTIC!   
and she has tentacles, and i like tentacleporn anyway.   
so there!   
remember, this time as well, the journey was the goal.
Well, during my Ika Musume fantime, i obviously wanted to get a wallpaper that would fit.
Which brought me to a cute site full of Rule34.
Browsing that i often thought EROTIC!
and she has tentacles, and i like tentacleporn anyway.
so there!
remember, this time as well, the journey was the goal.
User avatar #266 to #265 - amissingmouse (06/09/2013) [-]
Okay. Thank you.
#267 to #266 - erotictentacle (06/09/2013) [-]
ALWAYS A PLEASURE
ALWAYS A PLEASURE
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