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eridan

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Gender: male
Age: 114
Date Signed Up:9/17/2011
Last Login:7/02/2015
Location:Narnia
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Content Thumbs: 106 total,  154 ,  48
Comment Thumbs: 882 total,  1204 ,  322
Content Level Progress: 60% (6/10)
Level 10 Content: New Here → Level 11 Content: New Here
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Level 188 Comments: Anon Annihilator → Level 189 Comments: Anon Annihilator
Subscribers:4
Content Views:4051
Times Content Favorited:2 times
Total Comments Made:440
FJ Points:1083

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#38 - But that's the thing, see, all cops ARE bad. Now, that doesn't… 06/28/2015 on Evil policeman 0
#9 - One cop does something nice, so that somehow absolves every ot…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/26/2015 on Evil policeman 0
User avatar #10 - tankerdude (06/26/2015) [-]
by that logic one cop doing a bad thing must mean all cops are bad
User avatar #38 - eridan (06/28/2015) [-]
But that's the thing, see, all cops ARE bad. Now, that doesn't mean that there aren't good people who are cops. But ultimately, cops are part of a system in which ethnic minorities are targeted unfairly for trivial crimes so that they can be thrown into the prison system in order to make money. Not to mention the fact that there's always been this deeply-ingrained internalized racism in American society which makes it a lot easier for these cops to do the things that they do. Obviously it isn't fair to generalize people who are cops, but the job of cop itself is part of a system that perpetuates institutionalized racism and is inherently bad.
User avatar #12 - therealfell (06/26/2015) [-]
there's been a lot of bad cops in the media lately
cops are notorious for being power hungry pricks
my uncle or half uncle w/e
he's a cop and he bragged about him and his other cop friends pulling people over for really petty shit out of boredom
older cops tend to be cool, younger cops have too much testosterone and need to calm the fuck down
User avatar #14 - youregaylol (06/26/2015) [-]
lots of bad cops in the media=all cops

the truth is immature people hate being told no and other people having authority they don't so they say bullshit like "fuq da poolees" and defend POS thugs that get killed fighting with police

you're a child
User avatar #17 - therealfell (06/26/2015) [-]
it's like you didn't even read what I said past the first line. and I'd bet I'm older than you lmao
#998 - It may be a bit obscure, but this is without a doubt my all-ti… 06/25/2015 on What is your favorite video... 0
#30 - your red thumbs are delicious nice to know i can exp… 04/06/2013 on Look For It -8
#28 - you keep thinkin that man 04/06/2013 on Look For It -7
#26 - wwell he can go die in a hole  [+] (3 new replies) 04/06/2013 on Look For It -7
User avatar #40 - warzon (05/09/2014) [-]
Its hilarious because you died in a hole.
User avatar #27 - lostdagame (04/06/2013) [-]
I agree, but Nepeta is not for Eridan :(

#Feffy4lyfe
#28 - eridan (04/06/2013) [-]
you keep thinkin that man
#23 - best ship  [+] (5 new replies) 04/06/2013 on Look For It -7
User avatar #25 - lostdagame (04/06/2013) [-]
Nep is for Karkat
#26 - eridan (04/06/2013) [-]
wwell he can go die in a hole
User avatar #40 - warzon (05/09/2014) [-]
Its hilarious because you died in a hole.
User avatar #27 - lostdagame (04/06/2013) [-]
I agree, but Nepeta is not for Eridan :(

#Feffy4lyfe
#28 - eridan (04/06/2013) [-]
you keep thinkin that man
#21 - nah man it belongs to nep  [+] (8 new replies) 04/06/2013 on Look For It -7
#38 - John Cena (04/06/2013) [-]
what the fuck is going on
User avatar #22 - lostdagame (04/06/2013) [-]
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :(
#23 - eridan (04/06/2013) [-]
best ship
User avatar #25 - lostdagame (04/06/2013) [-]
Nep is for Karkat
#26 - eridan (04/06/2013) [-]
wwell he can go die in a hole
User avatar #40 - warzon (05/09/2014) [-]
Its hilarious because you died in a hole.
User avatar #27 - lostdagame (04/06/2013) [-]
I agree, but Nepeta is not for Eridan :(

#Feffy4lyfe
#28 - eridan (04/06/2013) [-]
you keep thinkin that man
#19 - Picture  [+] (10 new replies) 04/06/2013 on Look For It -8
#20 - lostdagame (04/06/2013) [-]
But your heart belongs to feferi!
#21 - eridan (04/06/2013) [-]
nah man it belongs to nep
#38 - John Cena (04/06/2013) [-]
what the fuck is going on
User avatar #22 - lostdagame (04/06/2013) [-]
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :(
#23 - eridan (04/06/2013) [-]
best ship
User avatar #25 - lostdagame (04/06/2013) [-]
Nep is for Karkat
#26 - eridan (04/06/2013) [-]
wwell he can go die in a hole
User avatar #40 - warzon (05/09/2014) [-]
Its hilarious because you died in a hole.
User avatar #27 - lostdagame (04/06/2013) [-]
I agree, but Nepeta is not for Eridan :(

#Feffy4lyfe
#28 - eridan (04/06/2013) [-]
you keep thinkin that man
#111 - My url is freckleykarkat. If you have one, follow me. Also, it…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2013 on eridan's profile 0
User avatar #112 - okamiden (04/04/2013) [-]
I'll be sure to make one and add you.

Sorry about that, didn't know. It's enabled now.

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#113 - evilanakie (11/24/2013) [-]
dont tell meh youre gone
dont tell meh youre gone
#102 - okamiden (04/04/2013) [-]
You're seriously the only troll who still uses their account on here. DON'T WASTE IT LIKE THE REST.
User avatar #103 to #102 - eridan (04/04/2013) [-]
what??????????????????
#104 to #103 - okamiden (04/04/2013) [-]
People have made accounts with the names of the trolls. Karkat, Nepeta, spiderbitch. All of them have stopped using them except you.
User avatar #105 to #104 - eridan (04/04/2013) [-]
Well, if you want this account dude, you can have it. I'm done with funnyjunk. Almost everyone here ******* sucks.
#106 to #105 - okamiden (04/04/2013) [-]
That'd be awesome, mate.

Why do you say that? The content sucks but I've made so many friends and they're why I haven't left
User avatar #107 to #106 - eridan (04/04/2013) [-]
Well, I didn't say all people on funnyjunk are bad, some of them are actually pretty level-headed and just not a dick. But in case you haven't noticed, the community is full of sexist, chauvinistic assholes who act like entitled brats because they're supposedly "nice guys" and are just bad people on general. Not to mention all the sexist, anti-feminism ******** coating the front page, I think it's about high time I left.
#108 to #107 - okamiden (04/04/2013) [-]
As sad as it is, you speak the truth. It angers me to go through the comments and content here. Which is why I stick to profiles
User avatar #109 to #108 - eridan (04/04/2013) [-]
I don't blame you, to be honest. If anything, Tumblr is way better. So anyways, I'll message you with the info for this account, and you can do what you wish with it. And if you finally decide to leave this place, follow me on Tumblr, and let me know it's you.
#110 to #109 - okamiden (04/04/2013) [-]
what's your tumblr?
what's your tumblr?
User avatar #111 to #110 - eridan (04/04/2013) [-]
My url is freckleykarkat. If you have one, follow me. Also, it says you disabled your inbox?
User avatar #112 to #111 - okamiden (04/04/2013) [-]
I'll be sure to make one and add you.

Sorry about that, didn't know. It's enabled now.
#101 - okamiden (04/03/2013) [-]
i lovve you
i lovve you
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#58 - slandersalamander (09/05/2012) [-]
DO I HAVE ANY KARKAT   
   
LOL
DO I HAVE ANY KARKAT

LOL
#25 - slandersalamander (09/05/2012) [-]
I have about 800 Homestuck reaction pics. I'd rather not take the time to dump it all, if it's all the same with you.
I have about 800 Homestuck reaction pics. I'd rather not take the time to dump it all, if it's all the same with you.
User avatar #27 to #25 - eridan (09/05/2012) [-]
It's fine, you don't have to dump all of them.
#47 to #27 - slandersalamander (09/05/2012) [-]
I wasn't planning on dumping them all. Like I said, though, I'll do another character as well if you like.
User avatar #51 to #47 - eridan (09/05/2012) [-]
If you have any Karkat, that would be great.
#26 to #25 - slandersalamander (09/05/2012) [-]
I'll do one other character as well though, if you'd like.
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User avatar #21 - Iloldmypants (04/20/2012) [-]
So it turns out you're my patron troll, no wonder I'm so awesome.
User avatar #22 to #21 - eridan (04/20/2012) [-]
oh
okay
thats cool too
(actually, a patron troll is a troll who has taken a liking to you and helps you throughout the game. I assume you mean corresponding troll. And just so you know, I'm actually a Cancer :P)
User avatar #23 to #22 - Iloldmypants (04/20/2012) [-]
(since the fandom will never actually meet any trolls, they refer to their patron troll as the one with the matching sign, or sometimes their favourite one. fanon is never certain on such things.
#17 - flyingbacontoast (04/06/2012) [-]
HeY ErIdAN
HeY ErIdAN
User avatar #18 to #17 - eridan (04/06/2012) [-]
oh
hey gam
wwhats up
#19 to #18 - flyingbacontoast (04/06/2012) [-]
NoTHin MUch.   
JUsT HAngiN' WiTh mY PiEs ANd faYGO   
WHat ABoUt YoU, BRo?
NoTHin MUch.
JUsT HAngiN' WiTh mY PiEs ANd faYGO
WHat ABoUt YoU, BRo?
User avatar #20 to #19 - eridan (04/06/2012) [-]
oh you knoww
bein lonely
as usual
User avatar #15 - karkat (02/27/2012) [-]
GREAT YOURE ******* HERE TOO

ITS BAD E ******* NOUGH THAT SPIDERBITCH IS ALSO HERE.
User avatar #7 - cylys (01/02/2012) [-]
WHY DID YOU KILL EVERYONE YOU HEARTLESS DICK!?!?!

DDDD:
User avatar #8 to #7 - eridan (01/03/2012) [-]
wwhat
i didn't kill EVVERYBODY

User avatar #10 to #8 - cylys (01/03/2012) [-]
Then Why did you kill Sollux, Feferi, and Kanaya?
Or at least... TRIED to kill Kanaya...
Still, not cool, man. Not cool!
User avatar #11 to #10 - eridan (01/03/2012) [-]
wwell
i wwas angry
and jealous mostly

User avatar #12 to #11 - cylys (01/03/2012) [-]
Doesn't mean you should KILL them... Poor Feferi. D:
User avatar #13 to #12 - eridan (01/03/2012) [-]
wwell
she had it comin!
she left me for that cod suckin landwweller
#14 to #13 - cylys (01/03/2012) [-]
You never dated in the first place!   
She liked you in the palest possible way and you tried hooking up with EVERYONE... I saw the conversations. You're all sorts of creepy about it, man!   
Isn't it better to have someone as a pale friend instead of a dead corpse?
You never dated in the first place!
She liked you in the palest possible way and you tried hooking up with EVERYONE... I saw the conversations. You're all sorts of creepy about it, man!
Isn't it better to have someone as a pale friend instead of a dead corpse?
#6 - feferi (12/26/2011) [-]
Sea w)(at I made! I made you as a My Little )(oofbeast! It looks just like you -Eridan!
User avatar #9 to #6 - eridan (01/03/2012) [-]
wwell
thats nice
i guess
User avatar #3 - feferi (12/26/2011) [-]
)(I -ERIDAN! Isn't it so exciting t)(at our fronds are on )(ere too?
User avatar #4 to #3 - eridan (12/26/2011) [-]
nyeh, i guess
although, i thought i wwould be the one one here
User avatar #5 to #4 - feferi (12/26/2011) [-]
O)(, but it's lots more fun wit)( ot)(er trolls around!
#1 - premortem (11/04/2011) [-]
eeeeeeeeridan, i thought you were 13. have you 8een lying? >:::;)
User avatar #2 to #1 - eridan (11/04/2011) [-]
Wwhat?! Vvriska, wwhat are you doing here? I thought I wwas safe here. Of course I'm lying, you cod-suckin' landwweller! I just wwanted to make funny internet comics.
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