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equestriaman

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Date Signed Up:9/16/2011
Last Login:7/27/2016
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Content Ranking:#5036
Comment Ranking:#1455
Highest Content Rank:#689
Highest Comment Rank:#1136
Content Thumbs: 12438 total,  13833 ,  1395
Comment Thumbs: 10844 total,  11783 ,  939
Content Level Progress: 18.6% (186/1000)
Level 212 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 213 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 48% (48/100)
Level 289 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 290 Comments: Post Master
Subscribers:1
Content Views:518858
Times Content Favorited:1422 times
Total Comments Made:2058
FJ Points:17458

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    Welcome to life Welcome to life
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    If animals could talk If animals could talk
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    Feels will be had Feels will be had
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    Busty girl problems Busty girl problems
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    Do you even lift Do you even lift
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    Behold the Quokka Behold the Quokka
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    NOPE!! NOPE!!
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    ow my brain ow my brain
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    what is this sorcery what is this sorcery
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    My little NOPE!! My little NOPE!!

latest user's comments

#6 - look at that handsome man, i bet he could survive anythung  [+] (1 new reply) 2 hours ago on Tumblr Comp 0
#7 - anon (1 hour ago) [-]
The perfect specimen
#14 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 6 hours ago on Day In The Life of An Aussie +6
#24 - baronvonhuckle (1 hour ago) [-]
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

Thievin' black cunts stealing my fukken petrol an' shit.
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#22 - thataussieguy (2 hours ago) [-]
FUCKOFFWE'REFULL
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#17 - aussiepridevil (4 hours ago) [-]
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
#16 - whatstenplusten (5 hours ago) [-]
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
#147 - to be fair, canada also created bieber  [+] (2 new replies) 6 hours ago on canada +3
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#178 - Nihatclodra (3 hours ago) [-]
Bieber was the result of a genetic experiment to create the ultimate lesbian... unfortunately, the project was scrapped due to the result being male and Bieber was thrown away like the rest of Canada's trash: into the USA.
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#151 - grimsho (6 hours ago) [-]
It was an accident, okay? Besides, he's America's responsibility now.
#14 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 20 hours ago on I AM GROOT. +16
#25 - bloodrider (17 hours ago) [-]
when did this happen?
why was i not informed?
#60 - thulsadoombot (11 hours ago) [-]
viewcomic.com/guardians-of-the-galaxy-021-2014/
The issue it happens in.
Story kinda starts beforehand, but basically, Venom (Flash Thompson) joins up with the Guardians, bit the symbiote starts acting up before finally attacking the others and hijacking the ship, taking them to the planet of the symbiotes, where venom gets back story and an upgrade
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#27 - titusbraovdo (16 hours ago) [-]
We learn the origin of where venom came from. Agent venom goes off with the guardians of the galaxy. Venom comes off of flash and this happens.
#464 - but i dont want to eat ash and bone fragments 07/26/2016 on Press button, receive food 0
#463 - **equestriaman used "*roll picture*"** **equestriaman rolle…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2016 on Press button, receive food 0
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#464 - equestriaman (07/26/2016) [-]
but i dont want to eat ash and bone fragments
#41 - i saw cp on paheal once.  [+] (7 new replies) 07/26/2016 on Goodbye Imgur +1
#43 - desacabose (07/26/2016) [-]
"Hey desacabose there's child porn on paheal"
"I don't believe you"
"No dude really"
>There really was
>Got put on the FBI watchlist because I'm retarded
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#54 - blackmageewizardt (07/26/2016) [-]
welcome on the watchliste mate,
you gonna fucking love it here.

Able to take a plane is anyway overrated and 24h surveilance is alright once you got used to the fact that some shady car fallows you 24/7 a day.
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#61 - zipov (07/26/2016) [-]
Like they have time for that shit.
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#63 - blackmageewizardt (07/26/2016) [-]
They are also to busy to put anyone on watchlist who accidently saw CP.

So unless squid here downloaded whatever he found they might just see someone was on the illegal content and logged then instantly off, in worst case he get´s short watched for some days befor they lose interest if he doesn´t get to further questionble websites and links.
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#65 - zipov (23 hours ago) [-]
Wat dey do if u on watch list?

Purely academical question of course.
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#66 - blackmageewizardt (22 hours ago) [-]
most likely surveilance you and investigait when it´s about CP.

If you are clean you get off the list after some months, maybe a year or so.

When they find someting though they will react differently, each goverment works there different.

But as far as i know you need to be nominaited first to land on a list, atleast in the US.

When you are under the Terrorist watchlist, for example, i just know that you are unable to get out of the country and that you are not allowed to aquire any weaponry.
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#67 - zipov (22 hours ago) [-]
Wow.

Well, you know how them fap journeys can go, you end up at some strange sites and BOOM, 27 tabs of teen porn. I seriously don't know how it happened, officer!
#15 - again i am reminded of the centurions 07/25/2016 on I See +2
#755 - sounds about right 07/25/2016 on Your boyfriend is pregnant 0
#754 - **equestriaman used "*roll picture*"** **equestriaman rolle…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2016 on Your boyfriend is pregnant 0
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#755 - equestriaman (07/25/2016) [-]
sounds about right

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