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epowers

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Consoles Owned: Xbox360,PS3,Wii,PSP
Video Games Played: COD, Assassins Creed
X-box Gamertag: Dont play often
PSN: Cardinals919
Interests: baseball, music, video games, sex
Date Signed Up:1/02/2010
Last Login:6/15/2015
Location:Chicago
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#7423
Highest Content Rank:#3350
Highest Comment Rank:#3425
Content Thumbs: 4093 total,  4704 ,  611
Comment Thumbs: 2739 total,  3138 ,  399
Content Level Progress: 90% (90/100)
Level 140 Content: Faptastic → Level 141 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 36% (36/100)
Level 227 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 228 Comments: Mind Blower
Subscribers:5
Content Views:213726
Times Content Favorited:124 times
Total Comments Made:566
FJ Points:6859

latest user's comments

#207 - my dancing 05/29/2013 on video games +19
#38 - Austrians. Glocks are made in Austria. 05/28/2013 on I do what I want -1
#4 - hah dog tags.... 05/16/2013 on dogs +1
#76 - if she had been at a rap concert, she would have deserved it.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/16/2013 on Gentlemen 0
User avatar #90 - lafuriaroja (05/17/2013) [-]
What the fuck is the matter with you?
#65 - btw. she just shoplifted.  [+] (7 new replies) 05/15/2013 on Parkour nigga +9
User avatar #96 - attackofthejello (05/15/2013) [-]
As far as I remember when reading the story on this she wasn't shoplifting. She was drunk, and this clip was her walking away from her mother after fighting her away. She was also showing aggression before hand. Again, tis' the internet, I could be completely wrong.
User avatar #102 - mizzycupcakes (05/15/2013) [-]
She wasn't. She was fighting with her mother before hand, it wasn't even that physical. Just alot of pulling. Then the cop literally chased her and smashed her the fuck out. Seeing that post made me ashamed to be from az.
User avatar #105 - attackofthejello (05/15/2013) [-]
My bad. But on a more sadistic note, watch her stomach as she falls.
User avatar #80 - farn (05/15/2013) [-]
the fuck us pigs?!
User avatar #81 - farn (05/15/2013) [-]
U.S. swines
User avatar #84 - farn (05/15/2013) [-]
what a tackle for shoplifting? she was not even running...
#133 - Rascal (05/15/2013) [-]
Oh no! Being punished for breaking the law, truly this country has failed it's forefathers!
#35 - youth-in-asia 05/12/2013 on Confession Kid 0
#66 - ARE YOU ******* SORRY 05/10/2013 on Don't Lie You Don't Have one +4
#45 - "what depths of hell did you spawn from" close enoug… 05/09/2013 on True Panic -1
#23 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/09/2013 on True Panic -9
#27 - zorororonoa (05/09/2013) [-]
No one is saying that. Not in the comments, not in the content. So why do you feel like you have to add it?
User avatar #45 - epowers (05/09/2013) [-]
"what depths of hell did you spawn from" close enough to "slow down satan for me.
#54 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 05/08/2013 on She's that decoration on... +23
User avatar #100 - nsfwbrowserv (05/08/2013) [-]
Do you happen to have the "burn" one?
#60 - agentmoleman (05/08/2013) [-]
#70 - xizter (05/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #68 - nooc (05/08/2013) [-]
meta
i like
#8 - Picture 05/01/2013 on Roll thread +1
#184 - Only 6:40 04/27/2013 on Dope Parents -1
#44 - KITTEN MITTENS 04/13/2013 on Gettin' Real Tired of Your... 0
#79 - **** your noise ****  [+] (3 new replies) 04/13/2013 on Daryl lost one +34
#131 - Shadow Guardian (04/13/2013) [-]
#121 - jokervsbatsy (04/13/2013) [-]
Hello Hawkeye, how's it going?
#84 - macarenaoftime (04/13/2013) [-]
#30 - Picture 04/09/2013 on Bad if you're being treated... 0
#84 - Picture 04/09/2013 on omegle fun +8
#188 - Picture 04/06/2013 on :() :| :() :| :() :| :() :|... 0
#64 - Picture 04/06/2013 on Teach 'em young +2
#71 - Picture 04/06/2013 on I'll do this to anyone +4
#15 - Ill take a Redds Apple Ale. 04/04/2013 on and then it hit me.. +2
#63 - Slowly gives you happiness. Then takes it away. 04/03/2013 on Dunno lol +12
#51 - photoshop skillz maximum level.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/31/2013 on Math +1
#58 - felixjarl (03/31/2013) [-]
Actually paint skillz.
#2 - Half man, half bear, half pig 03/30/2013 on Manbearpig +2
#79 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2013 on Bioshock Logic +3
#81 - kouzan Comment deleted by epowers
#136 - OPPAN GANGAM STYLE 03/21/2013 on celebs without their bikes -5

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User avatar #2 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
You're a brave sob for posting boobs.
#1 - ihavenoname (12/18/2012) [-]
aw yea. \m/
aw yea. \m/
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