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epowers

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Consoles Owned: Xbox360,PS3,Wii,PSP
Video Games Played: COD, Assassins Creed
X-box Gamertag: Dont play often
PSN: Cardinals919
Interests: baseball, music, video games, sex
Date Signed Up:1/02/2010
Last Login:4/22/2015
Location:Chicago
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#7941
Comment Ranking:#25765
Highest Content Rank:#3350
Highest Comment Rank:#3425
Content Thumbs: 4093 total,  4704 ,  611
Comment Thumbs: 2739 total,  3138 ,  399
Content Level Progress: 90% (90/100)
Level 140 Content: Faptastic → Level 141 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 36% (36/100)
Level 227 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 228 Comments: Mind Blower
Subscribers:5
Content Views:213682
Times Content Favorited:124 times
Total Comments Made:566
FJ Points:6859

latest user's comments

#62 - Picture 07/09/2013 on Teacher got it wrong +5
#64 - Lol i saw this kid when it was live on Sportscenter 07/03/2013 on Child Molester 0
#254 - please excuse well i flood my house with citronella oil 07/02/2013 on actual advice mallard 0
#75 - Picture 07/01/2013 on Feminism +32
#213 - STOP RESISTING  [+] (21 new replies) 06/30/2013 on There Is No Righting a Wrong +67
#434 - Absolute Madman (07/01/2013) [-]
there's a story behind that, and I know it goes along the line of abusive teenager, or physically harassing customers outside a store
#406 - moldypubes (06/30/2013) [-]
Casual ass grab
#289 - Aerosmither (06/30/2013) [-]
#327 - Absolute Madman (06/30/2013) [-]
i especially found the shadow funny
User avatar #234 - ChumLeee (06/30/2013) [-]
I'd like to know the story behind this.
User avatar #271 - tehpwnz (06/30/2013) [-]
User avatar #224 - iamchicken (06/30/2013) [-]
Looks like he trained in the tamriel guards school of stopping criminal scum.
User avatar #238 - heartlessrobot (06/30/2013) [-]
Every. Fucking. Time. Oh, you stole a wooden plate? I WILL FUCKING SHOVE MY SWORD UP YOUR ASS!
User avatar #241 - iamchicken (06/30/2013) [-]
Accidently hit something and it fell on the floor? Try to pick it up? Fuck no you get insta raped by 6 guards within 3 seconds.
User avatar #244 - heartlessrobot (06/30/2013) [-]
There is an option to pick shit up without putting in your pocket you know.
User avatar #245 - iamchicken (06/30/2013) [-]
I know but even then you still get ass fucked.
User avatar #246 - heartlessrobot (06/30/2013) [-]
Never happened to me. It's how I steal shit. Pick it up, carry it away from everyone, crouch, steal.
User avatar #247 - iamchicken (06/30/2013) [-]
Huh i guess i just got a special guard package...
User avatar #248 - heartlessrobot (06/30/2013) [-]
What's your gaming platform?
User avatar #249 - iamchicken (06/30/2013) [-]
Xbox 360
User avatar #250 - heartlessrobot (06/30/2013) [-]
Yeah, I never had that problem, and I use 360 too.
User avatar #326 - alltimetens (06/30/2013) [-]
PC Master Race
User avatar #251 - iamchicken (06/30/2013) [-]
huh weird i might find my disc and test it out later tonight.
#217 - Absolute Madman (06/30/2013) [-]
How does this animated pic not come with a ba-jillion down-votes?

FJ, I'm disappoint!
User avatar #256 - notapancake (06/30/2013) [-]
Stay disapointed you faggot!
#221 - creepycreeper (06/30/2013) [-]
We don't have to prove anything to you.
#89 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 06/30/2013 on passion of swim +6
#177 - Absolute Madman (06/30/2013) [-]
Every. Fucking. Time. 9/10
#93 - morbidbreath (06/30/2013) [-]
#87 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2013 on passion of swim -1
#100 - eatmaishorts (06/30/2013) [-]
#86 - Picture 06/30/2013 on passion of swim 0
#85 - Picture 06/30/2013 on passion of swim -1
#84 - Picture 06/30/2013 on passion of swim -3
#83 - Picture 06/30/2013 on passion of swim +8
#415 - Picture 06/29/2013 on Meanwhile in America +1
#92 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 06/29/2013 on I'M PREGNANT +5
User avatar #98 - obnoxygen (06/29/2013) [-]
Daht shade of blue.
User avatar #167 - raigen (06/29/2013) [-]
seen way worse
User avatar #114 - sepheroth (06/29/2013) [-]
Fifty Shades of Blue.
#43 - parents faces when.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/29/2013 on Meh +9
#46 - watchesupee (06/29/2013) [-]
her dad is a dog?
User avatar #47 - spanishninja (06/29/2013) [-]
welcome to the internet.
#118 - man- so uhh wheres your bone? dog-......... 06/29/2013 on so.. uh... +29
#12 - Picture 06/28/2013 on dog nose +14
#11 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 06/28/2013 on dog nose +17
#48 - Absolute Madman (06/28/2013) [-]
Lovie
#20 - jcjohnson (06/28/2013) [-]
#10 - Picture 06/28/2013 on dog nose +60
#9 - Picture 06/28/2013 on dog nose +13
#8 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2013 on dog nose +20
User avatar #72 - thestolensweetrole (06/28/2013) [-]
Jesus christ you dont know how long I laughed for.
#7 - her face when  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2013 on PutĀ“em down!!!! +87
User avatar #128 - rieskimo (06/28/2013) [-]
I love that picture, I just hope somebody writes that line into a Samuel L Jackson movie someday.
#8 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 06/28/2013 on In Mother Russia -6
#28 - dogziller (06/28/2013) [-]
this is the gramma in america
User avatar #27 - anotherponyaccount (06/28/2013) [-]
but wolves are cool
#50 - jonnyfunk (06/28/2013) [-]
found the vegan!
User avatar #52 - anotherponyaccount (06/28/2013) [-]
I don't get it
#8 - Picture 06/28/2013 on When my girlfriend wants a... +2
#25 - Picture 06/28/2013 on Alternate usage of AC +18
#12 - THIS IS NO JOKE. I JUST WATCHED CHERNOBYL DIARIES!  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2013 on I -1
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User avatar #2 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (02/25/2013) [-]
You're a brave sob for posting boobs.
#1 - ihavenoname (12/18/2012) [-]
aw yea. \m/
aw yea. \m/
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