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#28 - And the dude entering the room has the perfect opportunity to … 02/22/2015 on Jumanji 0
#26 - He fell through the floor and is eating a twinky while being w…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/22/2015 on Jumanji +4
#27 - ghettometalhead (02/22/2015) [-]
that dog does have the perfect opportunity to get that twinkie though.
User avatar #28 - episode (02/22/2015) [-]
And the dude entering the room has the perfect opportunity to whack the dude in the face with the door
#27986 - Wouldn't surprise me at all.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/21/2015 on Television - cartoon... 0
User avatar #27987 - awesomerninjathing (02/21/2015) [-]
It's nice to see a different setting on a tv show for once, and I love that colorful asian samurai cliche-but-not-cliche-because-it's-real stuff (even though there weren't samurai, but there probably will be in season 2)

if you want another netflix show, watch Peaky Blinders
#27984 - Yeah, I want another season of Marco polo  [+] (3 new replies) 02/21/2015 on Television - cartoon... 0
User avatar #27985 - awesomerninjathing (02/21/2015) [-]
They said it's coming, so hopefully sometime this year. I'd like it to be released in the summer (or before) but it'll probably be released near Christmas like last year.
User avatar #27986 - episode (02/21/2015) [-]
Wouldn't surprise me at all.
User avatar #27987 - awesomerninjathing (02/21/2015) [-]
It's nice to see a different setting on a tv show for once, and I love that colorful asian samurai cliche-but-not-cliche-because-it's-real stuff (even though there weren't samurai, but there probably will be in season 2)

if you want another netflix show, watch Peaky Blinders
#27978 - Yes. The first few episodes are really off putting.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/21/2015 on Television - cartoon... +1
#27979 - phoneded (02/21/2015) [-]
Does it get better, though? Right now it seems like the kind of show to just sit around watching with friends, not really paying attention. But, if it gets good I'll actually watch it and pay attention to the plot mixed in with various hot guys.
#27975 - How would I go about watching some of those titles? I've only …  [+] (5 new replies) 02/21/2015 on Television - cartoon... 0
User avatar #27982 - awesomerninjathing (02/21/2015) [-]
sorry, went to bed

Marco Polo is on Netflix

The rest you can torrent or stream elsewhere
User avatar #27984 - episode (02/21/2015) [-]
Yeah, I want another season of Marco polo
User avatar #27985 - awesomerninjathing (02/21/2015) [-]
They said it's coming, so hopefully sometime this year. I'd like it to be released in the summer (or before) but it'll probably be released near Christmas like last year.
User avatar #27986 - episode (02/21/2015) [-]
Wouldn't surprise me at all.
User avatar #27987 - awesomerninjathing (02/21/2015) [-]
It's nice to see a different setting on a tv show for once, and I love that colorful asian samurai cliche-but-not-cliche-because-it's-real stuff (even though there weren't samurai, but there probably will be in season 2)

if you want another netflix show, watch Peaky Blinders
#27973 - Meant to also ask for suggestions! Woopsies.  [+] (9 new replies) 02/21/2015 on Television - cartoon... +1
User avatar #27974 - awesomerninjathing (02/21/2015) [-]
for similar things (but obviously not too similar in terms of content)

GoT
Marco Polo
Vikings
Rome
Black Sails
User avatar #27988 - hirollin (02/21/2015) [-]
watched the first episode or 2 of vikings. didn't really care for it, does it get better?
User avatar #27989 - awesomerninjathing (02/21/2015) [-]
iunno i havent watched yet but im sure it does because it has pretty good reviews
User avatar #27975 - episode (02/21/2015) [-]
How would I go about watching some of those titles? I've only been using Netflix recently.
User avatar #27982 - awesomerninjathing (02/21/2015) [-]
sorry, went to bed

Marco Polo is on Netflix

The rest you can torrent or stream elsewhere
User avatar #27984 - episode (02/21/2015) [-]
Yeah, I want another season of Marco polo
User avatar #27985 - awesomerninjathing (02/21/2015) [-]
They said it's coming, so hopefully sometime this year. I'd like it to be released in the summer (or before) but it'll probably be released near Christmas like last year.
User avatar #27986 - episode (02/21/2015) [-]
Wouldn't surprise me at all.
User avatar #27987 - awesomerninjathing (02/21/2015) [-]
It's nice to see a different setting on a tv show for once, and I love that colorful asian samurai cliche-but-not-cliche-because-it's-real stuff (even though there weren't samurai, but there probably will be in season 2)

if you want another netflix show, watch Peaky Blinders
#27965 - Recently finished Spartacus  [+] (14 new replies) 02/21/2015 on Television - cartoon... +1
#27977 - phoneded (02/21/2015) [-]
I started watching it and thought it was ridiculous. Does it get better as you go on?
User avatar #27978 - episode (02/21/2015) [-]
Yes. The first few episodes are really off putting.
#27979 - phoneded (02/21/2015) [-]
Does it get better, though? Right now it seems like the kind of show to just sit around watching with friends, not really paying attention. But, if it gets good I'll actually watch it and pay attention to the plot mixed in with various hot guys.
User avatar #27966 - awesomerninjathing (02/21/2015) [-]
alright
User avatar #27973 - episode (02/21/2015) [-]
Meant to also ask for suggestions! Woopsies.
User avatar #27974 - awesomerninjathing (02/21/2015) [-]
for similar things (but obviously not too similar in terms of content)

GoT
Marco Polo
Vikings
Rome
Black Sails
User avatar #27988 - hirollin (02/21/2015) [-]
watched the first episode or 2 of vikings. didn't really care for it, does it get better?
User avatar #27989 - awesomerninjathing (02/21/2015) [-]
iunno i havent watched yet but im sure it does because it has pretty good reviews
User avatar #27975 - episode (02/21/2015) [-]
How would I go about watching some of those titles? I've only been using Netflix recently.
User avatar #27982 - awesomerninjathing (02/21/2015) [-]
sorry, went to bed

Marco Polo is on Netflix

The rest you can torrent or stream elsewhere
User avatar #27984 - episode (02/21/2015) [-]
Yeah, I want another season of Marco polo
User avatar #27985 - awesomerninjathing (02/21/2015) [-]
They said it's coming, so hopefully sometime this year. I'd like it to be released in the summer (or before) but it'll probably be released near Christmas like last year.
User avatar #27986 - episode (02/21/2015) [-]
Wouldn't surprise me at all.
User avatar #27987 - awesomerninjathing (02/21/2015) [-]
It's nice to see a different setting on a tv show for once, and I love that colorful asian samurai cliche-but-not-cliche-because-it's-real stuff (even though there weren't samurai, but there probably will be in season 2)

if you want another netflix show, watch Peaky Blinders
#293 - Man, You missed me and just had to mention me, huh? 02/20/2015 on Open up to your FJ Family +1
#375 - Yes, he will light a fire and plant his junk right in that …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2015 on I feel save here 0
#376 - skelebones (02/20/2015) [-]
i didnt mean strike a match on your nuts yo.
jesus dude what the fuck are you? a masochist?
no i mean get something slightly uncomfortably warm and touch the tick with it. like heat up a knife or something with a lighter. not untill its fucking glowing hot but just hot enough

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#55 - itsthetie ONLINE (11/26/2014) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by episode
Apparently I suck at drawing televisions, haha. Sorry if it's not all that great, it's the best I could do really
User avatar #92 - noneckcomics (8 hours ago) [-]
Why episode?
#89 - exceeding (02/11/2015) [-]
Do the Monkey with me!
Do the Monkey with me!
User avatar #90 to #89 - episode (02/11/2015) [-]
What.
User avatar #87 - schmuxy (02/07/2015) [-]
hello
User avatar #88 to #87 - episode (02/07/2015) [-]
Howdy.
#86 - pizzaweed ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
ey bby, want sum fuk?
User avatar #65 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
hello
User avatar #66 to #65 - episode (01/08/2015) [-]
Howdy.
User avatar #67 to #66 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
How are you?
User avatar #68 to #67 - episode (01/08/2015) [-]
A tad chilled. and yourself?
User avatar #69 to #68 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
I too am quite cold at the moment

waiting on some artwork just watching Youtube videos
User avatar #70 to #69 - episode (01/08/2015) [-]
Sounds interesting. I'm rewatching White Collar after a few hours of playing space engineers.
User avatar #71 to #70 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
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White Collar that some cop show?
User avatar #72 to #71 - episode (01/08/2015) [-]
"The third time turns out to be the charm for criminal Neal Caffrey. He has been eluding FBI agent Peter Burke for years, a run that finally comes to an end with his capture. But after the resourceful prisoner escapes from a maximum-security facility, then is nabbed once again by Burke, Caffrey suggests a different end-game: In return for freedom, he'll help the Feds catch long-sought criminals. Though skeptical, Burke soon realizes that Caffrey's instincts and insight are a rare commodity. Caffrey's trusted friend and co-conspirator with ties to the criminal underworld, Mozzie, also becomes a useful source for Burke and the FBI."
User avatar #73 to #72 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
Yep

Cop show
User avatar #74 to #73 - episode (01/08/2015) [-]
Criminal consultant. Viewed link, saw boobs, and wasn't disappointed.
User avatar #75 to #74 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
>saw boobs

say no more
User avatar #76 to #75 - episode (01/08/2015) [-]
Highlight of my night so far. Pretty bad eh?
User avatar #77 to #76 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
Please

You'll never live a more pathetic miserable existance then how I do
User avatar #78 to #77 - episode (01/08/2015) [-]
Elaborate.
User avatar #79 to #78 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
My fetishes are ridiculous and I find sex to be boring and unpleasant

I watch pro wrestling
User avatar #80 to #79 - episode (01/08/2015) [-]
I'm gonna need more details for scientific reasons.
I haven't done the dirty so I don't know my feelings towards it.
User avatar #81 to #80 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
I am into fem dom but a more extreme fem dom Ever watch Captain Planet
User avatar #82 to #81 - episode (01/08/2015) [-]
Oh? Not really why?
#83 to #82 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
There is a character in the show called Dr Blight. She is ultra materialistic and doesn't give a **** about environmental regulations or what not so she is out everyday clear cutting forests, strip mining, polluting everything in sight just to make herself richer

THAT is my kind of woman. Woman who dont give a **** about anything that doesn't make them richer
User avatar #84 to #83 - episode (01/08/2015) [-]
Get a hard on for being miserable eh?
#85 to #84 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
What can I say?

Wealthy women in media are portrayed as bitches but they dont do A LOT with their bitchiness

granted you see them brag about their wealthy but they can be so much more...unessessarally cruel to the people around them

I one day long for a character that can really turn me on. A woman so wealthy and uncaring everyone universally hates her because all she cares about is money
User avatar #63 - joshlol (12/15/2014) [-]
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User avatar #64 to #63 - episode (12/18/2014) [-]
Uh huh.
User avatar #62 - zhadowklaw ONLINE (12/03/2014) [-]
Fgt.
User avatar #57 - trimageryan (12/01/2014) [-]
Hey buddy! How'd that job interview from a couple weeks back go?
User avatar #58 to #57 - episode (12/01/2014) [-]
Haha! Sorry, Forgot to mention! I ended up botching it so bad that I received an email saying they're unable to offer me the position at this time. Lesson learned.
User avatar #59 to #58 - trimageryan (12/02/2014) [-]
Ooo, that's rough man. I'm sure you'll get the next one!
User avatar #60 to #59 - episode (12/02/2014) [-]
A man can only hope! On an unrelated note, One of my Old friends is trying to get me to workout with him, so things are atleast becoming more interesting.
User avatar #61 to #60 - trimageryan (12/02/2014) [-]
You absolutely should do it! Improving your physique will definitely help time pass and improve not only your physical but also mental health! Plus when people say "Do you even lift" You can smack the **** out of them and proclaim "Why yes, yes I do."
User avatar #53 - eastsidebacc (11/26/2014) [-]
<3 anal
User avatar #54 to #53 - episode (11/26/2014) [-]
I think anybody who knows you, knows you do.
User avatar #51 - episode (11/17/2014) [-]
**episode rolled user newposterintown **

HELLO AND WELCOME TO MY LAIR!
Mwhahahaha
User avatar #52 to #51 - newposterintown ONLINE (11/17/2014) [-]
ok
#46 - episode (11/06/2014) [-]
Just so I don't lose this....
User avatar #50 to #46 - episode (11/07/2014) [-]
**episode rolls 6,221** Something decent
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**episode rolls 7,157**
User avatar #48 to #47 - episode (11/07/2014) [-]
Imperial Shaman with an Argonian follower doing mage questline....
I shall name him Kri'Tu the Scale Lover
User avatar #49 to #48 - episode (11/07/2014) [-]
Kri'Tu has perished. Poisons were not his friend.
#42 - papaar (10/25/2014) [-]
this profile right here belongs to me now
User avatar #43 to #42 - episode (10/25/2014) [-]
Hue.
User avatar #45 to #44 - episode (10/25/2014) [-]
;)
#40 - mrsnowballs (06/02/2014) [-]
Oh and I'm a he
User avatar #41 to #40 - episode (06/04/2014) [-]
Nice profile picture!
User avatar #39 - grimandevil (05/22/2014) [-]
grimandevil rolls user episode i'm in lesbians with you
#37 - grimandevil (05/14/2014) [-]
You are my favourite episode
You are my favourite episode
#38 to #37 - episode (05/14/2014) [-]
Thank you! =D
Thank you! =D
User avatar #36 - episode (04/25/2014) [-]
**episode rolled user tkich ** Welcome to my lair, let's make babies.
User avatar #35 - episode (12/13/2013) [-]
**episode rolled user GodzillaFTW **

You and I, Dinner. Okay?
#33 - trivdiego (10/18/2013) [-]
well hello
#31 - WhattheNorris (08/10/2013) [-]
You didn't see anything
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