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Steam Profile: ZomgMidget
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Video Games Played: Minecraft, Team Fortress 2, Mount and Blade, Left 4 Dead 2, Assassin's Creed 3, Gears of War 3, Battlefield 3, and others but can't think off the top of my head.
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Interests: Video Games, LOK, ATLA, and a few other things.
Date Signed Up:5/12/2013
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Hi, I'm episode, I get mentioned in some very weird places. I also have 800 clones according to stoicnick.

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latest user's comments

#32 - Comment deleted 04/29/2015 on nigs not so bad... 0
#30 - Make sure to bring a towel. 04/29/2015 on feminists mod +1
#115 - Highschool was a **** time for me too, so much better n… 04/29/2015 on friends on the internet 0
#636310 - I'd say you're my favorite, but I don't want to lie to you.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
#636313 - loonyticthethird (04/28/2015) [-]
That hurts
#42 - Comment deleted 04/28/2015 on paid mods 0
#47 - HEHEHEHEHEHE, THANKS BABY! I'll be watching youuuuuu 04/25/2015 on Courageexplains 0
#13 - I'm not going to turn out like episodes. He's kind of a twat.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/25/2015 on Steven Universe Comp VIII +1
#15 - totallytito (04/25/2015) [-]
You've came to the wrong thread, rocketboy!

Tito is having Tito-time.
#20 - rockmanfan (04/25/2015) [-]
what in the name of sweet baby jesus is that picture.
#23 - kevintothemax (04/25/2015) [-]
User avatar #14 - episodes (04/25/2015) [-]
Fuck you too, bud!
#29266 - My guess 04/22/2015 on Television - cartoon... 0
#69 - Yeah, captainrattrap, Since you liked me so much explain where…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/20/2015 on Christmas 0
User avatar #72 - jokexplain (04/20/2015) [-]
>>#68, >>#51, Did somebody call for an explain?

www.amazon.com/LEAD-FOIL-006-THICK-INCHES/dp/B00I31PRJC/ref=sr_1_14?ie=UTF8&qid=1429559784&sr=8-14&keywords=lead+foil

Jesus shitfucking christ that's some expensive wrapping
User avatar #73 - gragasvlad (04/20/2015) [-]
well if he opens it carefully they could reuse it
User avatar #74 - jokexplain (04/20/2015) [-]
We're talking about superman, as a boy, on christmas

he was not careful
User avatar #75 - gragasvlad (04/20/2015) [-]
is it fun to be the lord explainer?
User avatar #76 - jokexplain (04/20/2015) [-]
It's the BEST THING EVER
#84 - Not this one. 04/20/2015 on getnoscopedFGGT +5

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#55 - itsthetie (11/26/2014) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by episode
Apparently I suck at drawing televisions, haha. Sorry if it's not all that great, it's the best I could do really
User avatar #92 - noneckcomics (02/28/2015) [-]
Why episode?
User avatar #93 to #92 - episode (03/04/2015) [-]
Wanted a common name account to reply to a ton of mentions. Got lucky and ended up with episode and episodes
User avatar #94 to #93 - noneckcomics (03/04/2015) [-]
So because you wanted to feel relevant?
User avatar #95 to #94 - episode (03/04/2015) [-]
More or less, yes.
#89 - exceeding ONLINE (02/11/2015) [-]
Do the Monkey with me!
Do the Monkey with me!
User avatar #90 to #89 - episode (02/11/2015) [-]
What.
#91 to #90 - exceeding ONLINE (02/11/2015) [-]
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User avatar #87 - schmuxy ONLINE (02/07/2015) [-]
hello
User avatar #88 to #87 - episode (02/07/2015) [-]
Howdy.
#86 - pizzaweed (01/20/2015) [-]
ey bby, want sum fuk?
User avatar #65 - murrlogic (01/08/2015) [-]
hello
User avatar #66 to #65 - episode (01/08/2015) [-]
Howdy.
User avatar #67 to #66 - murrlogic (01/08/2015) [-]
How are you?
User avatar #68 to #67 - episode (01/08/2015) [-]
A tad chilled. and yourself?
User avatar #69 to #68 - murrlogic (01/08/2015) [-]
I too am quite cold at the moment

waiting on some artwork just watching Youtube videos
User avatar #70 to #69 - episode (01/08/2015) [-]
Sounds interesting. I'm rewatching White Collar after a few hours of playing space engineers.
User avatar #71 to #70 - murrlogic (01/08/2015) [-]
You need to login to view this link

White Collar that some cop show?
User avatar #72 to #71 - episode (01/08/2015) [-]
"The third time turns out to be the charm for criminal Neal Caffrey. He has been eluding FBI agent Peter Burke for years, a run that finally comes to an end with his capture. But after the resourceful prisoner escapes from a maximum-security facility, then is nabbed once again by Burke, Caffrey suggests a different end-game: In return for freedom, he'll help the Feds catch long-sought criminals. Though skeptical, Burke soon realizes that Caffrey's instincts and insight are a rare commodity. Caffrey's trusted friend and co-conspirator with ties to the criminal underworld, Mozzie, also becomes a useful source for Burke and the FBI."
User avatar #73 to #72 - murrlogic (01/08/2015) [-]
Yep

Cop show
User avatar #74 to #73 - episode (01/08/2015) [-]
Criminal consultant. Viewed link, saw boobs, and wasn't disappointed.
User avatar #75 to #74 - murrlogic (01/08/2015) [-]
>saw boobs

say no more
User avatar #76 to #75 - episode (01/08/2015) [-]
Highlight of my night so far. Pretty bad eh?
User avatar #77 to #76 - murrlogic (01/08/2015) [-]
Please

You'll never live a more pathetic miserable existance then how I do
User avatar #78 to #77 - episode (01/08/2015) [-]
Elaborate.
User avatar #79 to #78 - murrlogic (01/08/2015) [-]
My fetishes are ridiculous and I find sex to be boring and unpleasant

I watch pro wrestling
User avatar #80 to #79 - episode (01/08/2015) [-]
I'm gonna need more details for scientific reasons.
I haven't done the dirty so I don't know my feelings towards it.
User avatar #81 to #80 - murrlogic (01/08/2015) [-]
I am into fem dom but a more extreme fem dom Ever watch Captain Planet
User avatar #82 to #81 - episode (01/08/2015) [-]
Oh? Not really why?
#83 to #82 - murrlogic (01/08/2015) [-]
There is a character in the show called Dr Blight. She is ultra materialistic and doesn't give a **** about environmental regulations or what not so she is out everyday clear cutting forests, strip mining, polluting everything in sight just to make herself richer

THAT is my kind of woman. Woman who dont give a **** about anything that doesn't make them richer
User avatar #84 to #83 - episode (01/08/2015) [-]
Get a hard on for being miserable eh?
#85 to #84 - murrlogic (01/08/2015) [-]
What can I say?

Wealthy women in media are portrayed as bitches but they dont do A LOT with their bitchiness

granted you see them brag about their wealthy but they can be so much more...unessessarally cruel to the people around them

I one day long for a character that can really turn me on. A woman so wealthy and uncaring everyone universally hates her because all she cares about is money
User avatar #63 - joshlol (12/15/2014) [-]
**joshlol used "*roll 4, 1-4*"**
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User avatar #64 to #63 - episode (12/18/2014) [-]
Uh huh.
User avatar #62 - zhadowklaw (12/03/2014) [-]
Fgt.
User avatar #57 - trimageryan (12/01/2014) [-]
Hey buddy! How'd that job interview from a couple weeks back go?
User avatar #58 to #57 - episode (12/01/2014) [-]
Haha! Sorry, Forgot to mention! I ended up botching it so bad that I received an email saying they're unable to offer me the position at this time. Lesson learned.
User avatar #59 to #58 - trimageryan (12/02/2014) [-]
Ooo, that's rough man. I'm sure you'll get the next one!
User avatar #60 to #59 - episode (12/02/2014) [-]
A man can only hope! On an unrelated note, One of my Old friends is trying to get me to workout with him, so things are atleast becoming more interesting.
User avatar #61 to #60 - trimageryan (12/02/2014) [-]
You absolutely should do it! Improving your physique will definitely help time pass and improve not only your physical but also mental health! Plus when people say "Do you even lift" You can smack the **** out of them and proclaim "Why yes, yes I do."
User avatar #53 - eastsidebacc (11/26/2014) [-]
<3 anal
User avatar #54 to #53 - episode (11/26/2014) [-]
I think anybody who knows you, knows you do.
User avatar #51 - episode (11/17/2014) [-]
**episode rolled user newposterintown **

HELLO AND WELCOME TO MY LAIR!
Mwhahahaha
#46 - episode (11/06/2014) [-]
Just so I don't lose this....
User avatar #50 to #46 - episode (11/07/2014) [-]
**episode rolls 6,221** Something decent
User avatar #47 to #46 - episode (11/06/2014) [-]
**episode rolls 7,157**
User avatar #48 to #47 - episode (11/07/2014) [-]
Imperial Shaman with an Argonian follower doing mage questline....
I shall name him Kri'Tu the Scale Lover
User avatar #49 to #48 - episode (11/07/2014) [-]
Kri'Tu has perished. Poisons were not his friend.
#42 - papaar (10/25/2014) [-]
this profile right here belongs to me now
User avatar #43 to #42 - episode (10/25/2014) [-]
Hue.
User avatar #45 to #44 - episode (10/25/2014) [-]
;)
#40 - mrsnowballs (06/02/2014) [-]
Oh and I'm a he
User avatar #41 to #40 - episode (06/04/2014) [-]
Nice profile picture!
User avatar #39 - grimandevil (05/22/2014) [-]
grimandevil rolls user episode i'm in lesbians with you
#37 - grimandevil (05/14/2014) [-]
You are my favourite episode
You are my favourite episode
#38 to #37 - episode (05/14/2014) [-]
Thank you! =D
Thank you! =D
User avatar #36 - episode (04/25/2014) [-]
**episode rolled user tkich ** Welcome to my lair, let's make babies.
User avatar #35 - episode (12/13/2013) [-]
**episode rolled user GodzillaFTW **

You and I, Dinner. Okay?
#33 - trivdiego (10/18/2013) [-]
well hello
#31 - WhattheNorris (08/10/2013) [-]
You didn't see anything
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