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#32 - PRETTY PATTIES  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2011 on Trippy Munchies 2 +6
#35 - lindiihop (12/27/2011) [-]
Fuck yeah.
#241 - Combo breaker.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/25/2011 on Youtube +4
User avatar #252 - purplebastard (12/25/2011) [-]
its a portal so it doesnt matter
#242 - senorgeniusface (12/25/2011) [-]
#7 - anytime :D 12/25/2011 on Deck The Lawls +1
#4 - And I agree with what he says  [+] (3 new replies) 12/25/2011 on Deck The Lawls +3
#24 - ColorfulPenguin (12/26/2011) [-]
That image looks like a closeup of a naked girls stumach.
User avatar #6 - mattoloupe (12/25/2011) [-]
Thank you :3
User avatar #7 - eopfroggr (12/25/2011) [-]
anytime :D
#3 - inb4 frontpage.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/25/2011 on Deck The Lawls +2
#4 - eopfroggr (12/25/2011) [-]
And I agree with what he says
#24 - ColorfulPenguin (12/26/2011) [-]
That image looks like a closeup of a naked girls stumach.
User avatar #6 - mattoloupe (12/25/2011) [-]
Thank you :3
User avatar #7 - eopfroggr (12/25/2011) [-]
anytime :D
#28 - Insidious 12/24/2011 on Fire Demon 0
#37 - Picture 12/24/2011 on Make Facebook awesome. +3
#118 - Robert D Jr was the only one I didn't know smoked. Co… 12/24/2011 on Le title +1
#24 - A for effort though, I'd rather see a ****** cros… 12/22/2011 on Controllers -1
#6 - Gore is amazing, like gore comps ya know? ****** … 12/22/2011 on A Letter To The Morbid Channel -3
#2 - I love what you've started C: although I wish people would sto…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/22/2011 on A Letter To The Morbid Channel 0
User avatar #5 - PickleBall (12/22/2011) [-]
I know. Sometimes when I think about it I regret it because it has gotten waaay to out of hand.
But it's good in a sense. But the first hundred or so posts were the good ones. Now almost all of them aren't even halfway scary. I should start posting gore XD
User avatar #6 - eopfroggr (12/22/2011) [-]
Gore is amazing, like gore comps ya know? Murder gore, rape gore, gun violence gore, stab gore, disease gore. All that kinda shit :D
#5 - Caught it in the title 12/21/2011 on The Cave -1
#2 - I read it on your post before it was cool. 12/20/2011 on Russian Sleep Experiment +2
#12 - **eopfroggr rolled a random image posted in comment #858404 …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2011 on Fukken Creepy -4
#13 - travisdurandal (12/20/2011) [-]
#18 - I remember one episode of a stripped being killed, I recorded … 12/20/2011 on An Internet Story 0
#1 - Finally read the one doors I've seen so much about on this cha… 12/20/2011 on Jessica +1
#34 - OK C: P.S. I swear no caps rage intended ;) 12/20/2011 on The Hitchhicker 0
#32 - The more you research him the more likely he is to haunt you. …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/20/2011 on The Hitchhicker 0
User avatar #33 - kargale (12/20/2011) [-]
i know bro, i was just adding in some stuff that you didnt mention :)
User avatar #34 - eopfroggr (12/20/2011) [-]
OK C:

P.S. I swear no caps rage intended ;)
#24 - I recognize the name, but I'm off to bed it was awesome chatti…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2011 on The Hitchhicker +2
User avatar #25 - tommygunntyler (12/19/2011) [-]
ya man

thanks for the stories

il send ya an invite
#22 - I'm from lombard, about 40 minutes south of chicago, yourself?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/19/2011 on The Hitchhicker +1
User avatar #23 - tommygunntyler (12/19/2011) [-]
cool cool

Decatur

like dead center of Illinois lol
User avatar #24 - eopfroggr (12/19/2011) [-]
I recognize the name, but I'm off to bed it was awesome chatting with ya :)
User avatar #25 - tommygunntyler (12/19/2011) [-]
ya man

thanks for the stories

il send ya an invite
#20 - Have you ever gone to haunted places around you with friends? …  [+] (5 new replies) 12/19/2011 on The Hitchhicker +1
User avatar #21 - tommygunntyler (12/19/2011) [-]
yeah im from illinois too :D

yeah ive heard bout these places but never gotten to go to any of them
hopefully il get to tho

my cousin works at Millikin University as a late night janitor
he works in a building where a girl was killed in the basement. He sais that sometimes he can hear her faintly screaming...which is partly why he keeps his headphones in at all times lol
User avatar #22 - eopfroggr (12/19/2011) [-]
I'm from lombard, about 40 minutes south of chicago, yourself?
User avatar #23 - tommygunntyler (12/19/2011) [-]
cool cool

Decatur

like dead center of Illinois lol
User avatar #24 - eopfroggr (12/19/2011) [-]
I recognize the name, but I'm off to bed it was awesome chatting with ya :)
User avatar #25 - tommygunntyler (12/19/2011) [-]
ya man

thanks for the stories

il send ya an invite
#1 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2011 on Every time. +1
User avatar #2 - frannylips (12/19/2011) [-]
You're a beautiful person.
#18 - My ex-gf's house was haunted, it wasn't a bad haunting though,…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/19/2011 on The Hitchhicker +1
User avatar #19 - tommygunntyler (12/19/2011) [-]
wow...kinda sounds like my dads house
idk why it isnt haunted...we had a guy that shot himself in MY room and left a blood stain on the floor (we painted and put carpet over it) and a guy that hung himself in the basement...and another suicide i think...

i havnt experienced anything in there really...i kinda hope i do someday
User avatar #20 - eopfroggr (12/19/2011) [-]
Have you ever gone to haunted places around you with friends? (im from illinois, USA btw)

In October me and my friends went to a cemetary and haunted place each weekend, we went to Bachelors Grove cemetary about 25 minutes away which is supposedly like the most haunted places in the mid-west. It's main thing is a little girl (like 3) was killed and burried there and there were pictures in major news papers of her spirit on top of her grave and shit. We didn't get any paranormal shit but it was chilling, there were so many dug up graves and shit, it was about a mile and a half off a beaten path in the middle of a forest off a highway it was pretty cool. The scariest thing about it was on our way to the path we stopped at a port-a-potty for the girls to pee and there was a bum in it who opened the door and scared them as they were walking up

The next week we went to munger road, which is this old ass beaten road. Where a bus of kids was hit and killed like 15 of them. You put baby powder on your bumper and put the car in neutral on the tracks and theyre supposed to push you away to save you, we didnt get anything at all there but it was still fun

:D
User avatar #21 - tommygunntyler (12/19/2011) [-]
yeah im from illinois too :D

yeah ive heard bout these places but never gotten to go to any of them
hopefully il get to tho

my cousin works at Millikin University as a late night janitor
he works in a building where a girl was killed in the basement. He sais that sometimes he can hear her faintly screaming...which is partly why he keeps his headphones in at all times lol
User avatar #22 - eopfroggr (12/19/2011) [-]
I'm from lombard, about 40 minutes south of chicago, yourself?
User avatar #23 - tommygunntyler (12/19/2011) [-]
cool cool

Decatur

like dead center of Illinois lol
User avatar #24 - eopfroggr (12/19/2011) [-]
I recognize the name, but I'm off to bed it was awesome chatting with ya :)
User avatar #25 - tommygunntyler (12/19/2011) [-]
ya man

thanks for the stories

il send ya an invite
#16 - very cool :D  [+] (9 new replies) 12/19/2011 on The Hitchhicker 0
User avatar #17 - tommygunntyler (12/19/2011) [-]
haha indeed :)
ive always wanted to be haunted actually

i kinda was when i was little...twice

one when i was real small i was sleeping in bed and i was still awake and i heard a noice and put my hand over the side of the bed and then a black kinda scaley hand went on top of my hand and then i scooted towards the center of the bed...i knw it wasnt a dream cuz i still remember it so well and so vividly...and my dreams are waaaay less realistic. and then my mom and i used to live in this house a year or so after that and i remember her snatching me out of bed to go sit in the car because she heard somoeone running up the basement stairs and it was jst us in the house...she would hear this all the time apparently



User avatar #18 - eopfroggr (12/19/2011) [-]
My ex-gf's house was haunted, it wasn't a bad haunting though, and I'm not sure the term for that. Anyways an old man died in the hallway towards the master bedroom, another bedroom, and bathroom on the hardwood floor but he lived alone and when he was found he had left a stain in the wood. Her dad's from a town in Puerto Rico where they highly honor the dead so they never had it replaced. But when I'd sleep over (her parents were ok with it we dated for nearly 3 years thoughout highschool) and it'd be just us in her room I'd always see the reflection of someone moving in her fish tank. Everyone else in the house had seen it except for her little brother, her dad would always say it was him so he wouldn't be scared.

Also, my stepdad's dad was (I didnt find this out until i was like 17, last year) a child molester, and one night i had a sleep walking dream that he was sitting in his blue lazy boy in our family room that we got rid of after he passed away (we lived in his house that he left to his son, my stepdad) and I woke up from what i thought was a rattlesnake but was actually a vibrator in the closet of the room next to mine and i personally cant help but think it was connected that one went off after the dream.
User avatar #19 - tommygunntyler (12/19/2011) [-]
wow...kinda sounds like my dads house
idk why it isnt haunted...we had a guy that shot himself in MY room and left a blood stain on the floor (we painted and put carpet over it) and a guy that hung himself in the basement...and another suicide i think...

i havnt experienced anything in there really...i kinda hope i do someday
User avatar #20 - eopfroggr (12/19/2011) [-]
Have you ever gone to haunted places around you with friends? (im from illinois, USA btw)

In October me and my friends went to a cemetary and haunted place each weekend, we went to Bachelors Grove cemetary about 25 minutes away which is supposedly like the most haunted places in the mid-west. It's main thing is a little girl (like 3) was killed and burried there and there were pictures in major news papers of her spirit on top of her grave and shit. We didn't get any paranormal shit but it was chilling, there were so many dug up graves and shit, it was about a mile and a half off a beaten path in the middle of a forest off a highway it was pretty cool. The scariest thing about it was on our way to the path we stopped at a port-a-potty for the girls to pee and there was a bum in it who opened the door and scared them as they were walking up

The next week we went to munger road, which is this old ass beaten road. Where a bus of kids was hit and killed like 15 of them. You put baby powder on your bumper and put the car in neutral on the tracks and theyre supposed to push you away to save you, we didnt get anything at all there but it was still fun

:D
User avatar #21 - tommygunntyler (12/19/2011) [-]
yeah im from illinois too :D

yeah ive heard bout these places but never gotten to go to any of them
hopefully il get to tho

my cousin works at Millikin University as a late night janitor
he works in a building where a girl was killed in the basement. He sais that sometimes he can hear her faintly screaming...which is partly why he keeps his headphones in at all times lol
User avatar #22 - eopfroggr (12/19/2011) [-]
I'm from lombard, about 40 minutes south of chicago, yourself?
User avatar #23 - tommygunntyler (12/19/2011) [-]
cool cool

Decatur

like dead center of Illinois lol
User avatar #24 - eopfroggr (12/19/2011) [-]
I recognize the name, but I'm off to bed it was awesome chatting with ya :)
User avatar #25 - tommygunntyler (12/19/2011) [-]
ya man

thanks for the stories

il send ya an invite
#14 - He's a tall skinny "monster" dating back in history …  [+] (15 new replies) 12/19/2011 on The Hitchhicker +1
User avatar #31 - kargale (12/19/2011) [-]
he always takes out all the organs and puts them in thin plastic bags and puts them back in
dates back to before christ in cave paintings
and he only hunts you, if you fear him
User avatar #32 - eopfroggr (12/20/2011) [-]
The more you research him the more likely he is to haunt you.

And he doesnt always take out the organs.
User avatar #33 - kargale (12/20/2011) [-]
i know bro, i was just adding in some stuff that you didnt mention :)
User avatar #34 - eopfroggr (12/20/2011) [-]
OK C:

P.S. I swear no caps rage intended ;)
User avatar #15 - tommygunntyler (12/19/2011) [-]
oh alrite...wow
yeah this stuff really interests me
i live in a town thats notorious for hauntings so ya...
User avatar #16 - eopfroggr (12/19/2011) [-]
very cool :D
User avatar #17 - tommygunntyler (12/19/2011) [-]
haha indeed :)
ive always wanted to be haunted actually

i kinda was when i was little...twice

one when i was real small i was sleeping in bed and i was still awake and i heard a noice and put my hand over the side of the bed and then a black kinda scaley hand went on top of my hand and then i scooted towards the center of the bed...i knw it wasnt a dream cuz i still remember it so well and so vividly...and my dreams are waaaay less realistic. and then my mom and i used to live in this house a year or so after that and i remember her snatching me out of bed to go sit in the car because she heard somoeone running up the basement stairs and it was jst us in the house...she would hear this all the time apparently



User avatar #18 - eopfroggr (12/19/2011) [-]
My ex-gf's house was haunted, it wasn't a bad haunting though, and I'm not sure the term for that. Anyways an old man died in the hallway towards the master bedroom, another bedroom, and bathroom on the hardwood floor but he lived alone and when he was found he had left a stain in the wood. Her dad's from a town in Puerto Rico where they highly honor the dead so they never had it replaced. But when I'd sleep over (her parents were ok with it we dated for nearly 3 years thoughout highschool) and it'd be just us in her room I'd always see the reflection of someone moving in her fish tank. Everyone else in the house had seen it except for her little brother, her dad would always say it was him so he wouldn't be scared.

Also, my stepdad's dad was (I didnt find this out until i was like 17, last year) a child molester, and one night i had a sleep walking dream that he was sitting in his blue lazy boy in our family room that we got rid of after he passed away (we lived in his house that he left to his son, my stepdad) and I woke up from what i thought was a rattlesnake but was actually a vibrator in the closet of the room next to mine and i personally cant help but think it was connected that one went off after the dream.
User avatar #19 - tommygunntyler (12/19/2011) [-]
wow...kinda sounds like my dads house
idk why it isnt haunted...we had a guy that shot himself in MY room and left a blood stain on the floor (we painted and put carpet over it) and a guy that hung himself in the basement...and another suicide i think...

i havnt experienced anything in there really...i kinda hope i do someday
User avatar #20 - eopfroggr (12/19/2011) [-]
Have you ever gone to haunted places around you with friends? (im from illinois, USA btw)

In October me and my friends went to a cemetary and haunted place each weekend, we went to Bachelors Grove cemetary about 25 minutes away which is supposedly like the most haunted places in the mid-west. It's main thing is a little girl (like 3) was killed and burried there and there were pictures in major news papers of her spirit on top of her grave and shit. We didn't get any paranormal shit but it was chilling, there were so many dug up graves and shit, it was about a mile and a half off a beaten path in the middle of a forest off a highway it was pretty cool. The scariest thing about it was on our way to the path we stopped at a port-a-potty for the girls to pee and there was a bum in it who opened the door and scared them as they were walking up

The next week we went to munger road, which is this old ass beaten road. Where a bus of kids was hit and killed like 15 of them. You put baby powder on your bumper and put the car in neutral on the tracks and theyre supposed to push you away to save you, we didnt get anything at all there but it was still fun

:D
User avatar #21 - tommygunntyler (12/19/2011) [-]
yeah im from illinois too :D

yeah ive heard bout these places but never gotten to go to any of them
hopefully il get to tho

my cousin works at Millikin University as a late night janitor
he works in a building where a girl was killed in the basement. He sais that sometimes he can hear her faintly screaming...which is partly why he keeps his headphones in at all times lol
User avatar #22 - eopfroggr (12/19/2011) [-]
I'm from lombard, about 40 minutes south of chicago, yourself?
User avatar #23 - tommygunntyler (12/19/2011) [-]
cool cool

Decatur

like dead center of Illinois lol
User avatar #24 - eopfroggr (12/19/2011) [-]
I recognize the name, but I'm off to bed it was awesome chatting with ya :)
User avatar #25 - tommygunntyler (12/19/2011) [-]
ya man

thanks for the stories

il send ya an invite
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#14 - anonymous (02/01/2012) [-]
Lost my father from pancreatic cancer last september. You have my support man, it's a tough time.
#13 - wfddfw ONLINE (01/31/2012) [-]
So sorry for  your loss bro. I just lost my grandfather in October and it was really hard on my family. Especially my father. I wish you and your family the best, and always remember the positive things your dad has done for you. It's hard to lose a parent. Stay Strong fellow Funny Junker!    
   
   
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So sorry for your loss bro. I just lost my grandfather in October and it was really hard on my family. Especially my father. I wish you and your family the best, and always remember the positive things your dad has done for you. It's hard to lose a parent. Stay Strong fellow Funny Junker!


If you want, feel free to add me
#12 - silverflame (01/31/2012) [-]
There are a lot of mean users on your post that don't understand -__-
Sorry for your loss :/ losing a parent is one of the most awful things to happen and can leave people feeling dead or numb inside. Stay strong, it'll get easier in time.

Here's a flower for you ^^ it's a pumpkin flower.
#11 - VikiIsAwsum (01/31/2012) [-]
Terribly sorry about your father. I hope you and your family will be able to get through this difficult time. Here is a kitty for you because I honestly have no suitable reaction image, and you could use something cute to hopefully help your mood.
User avatar #9 - missladyhalmighty (01/31/2012) [-]
Hey dude, saw your post and I just wanted to say: stay strong! :(
User avatar #5 - prospector (01/31/2012) [-]
Where are you from? you seem familiar
User avatar #6 to #18 - eopfroggr ONLINE (01/31/2012) [-]
Chicagoland area :P
User avatar #8 to #19 - prospector (01/31/2012) [-]
hmm well sorry for your loss
thought you were this ******* who used to harass people
#1 - vampthefurry (01/31/2012) [-]
hey, Sorry about your loss, bud. Remember, Time heals all things.
hey, Sorry about your loss, bud. Remember, Time heals all things.
User avatar #2 to #14 - eopfroggr ONLINE (01/31/2012) [-]
thank you :)
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