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#104 - Also, the first time I came down about 9 hours later (around 7…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/06/2013 on Drugs Explained 0
User avatar #105 - IceViper (01/06/2013) [-]
im not saying they were bad shrooms im just saying they werent psycobilic mushrooms, they were probably a slightly different species that just gives you a head high. thats why LSD is so much better if you dont want any surprises with what high you will get because there isnt any question on whether it will work or not.
User avatar #106 - eopfroggr (01/06/2013) [-]
I personally don't care for drugs besides weed, and I don't do that often. The shrooms were just a random thing over the summer because a friend of ours got the first batch then we ventured to the new strain for the other times.

But it's been cool talking to you, about to play some League so I won't be on FJ
User avatar #108 - IceViper (01/06/2013) [-]
Likewise, i quit playing LoL a while ago but its been nice talking to you, im gonna go play some gears of war 3
User avatar #110 - eopfroggr (01/06/2013) [-]
I only play with IRL friends, four of them just got here so were about to LAN it up :P
User avatar #111 - IceViper (01/06/2013) [-]
thats the best, i do that with minecraft all the time with my friends. Its even better with LoL tho cause you can wreck as a team
#123 - eopfroggr (01/06/2013) [-]
Friend supped me, but he screen capped it. Was one of the last games of the night :P I was miss fortune if you didn't notice the name.
User avatar #125 - IceViper (01/06/2013) [-]
did you win most of the night?
User avatar #128 - eopfroggr (01/06/2013) [-]
We got 9 games in, we only lost when we all tried to play random things, i did fiddlesticks ADC and such.
#98 - I did an eigth my first time (3.5 grams in case you don't know…  [+] (10 new replies) 01/06/2013 on Drugs Explained 0
User avatar #99 - IceViper (01/06/2013) [-]
yeah if you are taking that much, then its probably an impure strain. i hear a lot of stories of people not getting the real deal when it comes to shrooms because its hard to find the right species since there are many similar variants
User avatar #104 - eopfroggr (01/06/2013) [-]
Also, the first time I came down about 9 hours later (around 7 am) and we were out in a forest by my house that we hang out in. Anyways, our other friends just got off work (we work night shift together and the guys that we did shrooms with took the night off while others worked. And our friends dads our manager) but so they got to the forest and we all took another half eighth and the guys who just got there took a full eighth and we didn't trip near as hard. But the highs were extremely intense, I don't think that I could have gotten this high off bad shrooms. It was high enough that none of us really want to do them again, like I said we all agreed it was an in the head high, but we all thought it was almost a saddening high at some points. Because it gave us such more detail to things we thought or looked at, like examined them almost. And it made some things just seem so much bigger and saddening. But like I said I'm no expert so it could have just been a bad high.



Oh and the time we did the almost half ounces it was a different strain, gold cap or something. Couldn't recall the name of the first but these ones had much bigger caps
User avatar #105 - IceViper (01/06/2013) [-]
im not saying they were bad shrooms im just saying they werent psycobilic mushrooms, they were probably a slightly different species that just gives you a head high. thats why LSD is so much better if you dont want any surprises with what high you will get because there isnt any question on whether it will work or not.
User avatar #106 - eopfroggr (01/06/2013) [-]
I personally don't care for drugs besides weed, and I don't do that often. The shrooms were just a random thing over the summer because a friend of ours got the first batch then we ventured to the new strain for the other times.

But it's been cool talking to you, about to play some League so I won't be on FJ
User avatar #108 - IceViper (01/06/2013) [-]
Likewise, i quit playing LoL a while ago but its been nice talking to you, im gonna go play some gears of war 3
User avatar #110 - eopfroggr (01/06/2013) [-]
I only play with IRL friends, four of them just got here so were about to LAN it up :P
User avatar #111 - IceViper (01/06/2013) [-]
thats the best, i do that with minecraft all the time with my friends. Its even better with LoL tho cause you can wreck as a team
#123 - eopfroggr (01/06/2013) [-]
Friend supped me, but he screen capped it. Was one of the last games of the night :P I was miss fortune if you didn't notice the name.
User avatar #125 - IceViper (01/06/2013) [-]
did you win most of the night?
User avatar #128 - eopfroggr (01/06/2013) [-]
We got 9 games in, we only lost when we all tried to play random things, i did fiddlesticks ADC and such.
#93 - I've done shrooms 3 times and have had crazy highs but have ne…  [+] (12 new replies) 01/06/2013 on Drugs Explained 0
User avatar #95 - IceViper (01/06/2013) [-]
you have to take a lot of shrooms to start having things pop out of the walls at you and other hallucinations like that
User avatar #98 - eopfroggr (01/06/2013) [-]
I did an eigth my first time (3.5 grams in case you don't know) on a sandwich with peanut butter, that was enough shrooms to layer the entire sandwich about a cm and a half of shroom layer. The second time i did a quad (7 grams) and that was about half of a sandwich baggy full. The last time i did a quad again, but my other two friends did a 3/8ths and we all ate mushroom mac n cheese so about an extra gram or so each. None of us hallucinated to see a dragon in the room or anything. And we all agreed that at least the strain of shrooms we're getting are much more of an in the head high and made us look at our lives and everything going on a lot more. The third time we tripped we hardly spoke to eachother.
User avatar #99 - IceViper (01/06/2013) [-]
yeah if you are taking that much, then its probably an impure strain. i hear a lot of stories of people not getting the real deal when it comes to shrooms because its hard to find the right species since there are many similar variants
User avatar #104 - eopfroggr (01/06/2013) [-]
Also, the first time I came down about 9 hours later (around 7 am) and we were out in a forest by my house that we hang out in. Anyways, our other friends just got off work (we work night shift together and the guys that we did shrooms with took the night off while others worked. And our friends dads our manager) but so they got to the forest and we all took another half eighth and the guys who just got there took a full eighth and we didn't trip near as hard. But the highs were extremely intense, I don't think that I could have gotten this high off bad shrooms. It was high enough that none of us really want to do them again, like I said we all agreed it was an in the head high, but we all thought it was almost a saddening high at some points. Because it gave us such more detail to things we thought or looked at, like examined them almost. And it made some things just seem so much bigger and saddening. But like I said I'm no expert so it could have just been a bad high.



Oh and the time we did the almost half ounces it was a different strain, gold cap or something. Couldn't recall the name of the first but these ones had much bigger caps
User avatar #105 - IceViper (01/06/2013) [-]
im not saying they were bad shrooms im just saying they werent psycobilic mushrooms, they were probably a slightly different species that just gives you a head high. thats why LSD is so much better if you dont want any surprises with what high you will get because there isnt any question on whether it will work or not.
User avatar #106 - eopfroggr (01/06/2013) [-]
I personally don't care for drugs besides weed, and I don't do that often. The shrooms were just a random thing over the summer because a friend of ours got the first batch then we ventured to the new strain for the other times.

But it's been cool talking to you, about to play some League so I won't be on FJ
User avatar #108 - IceViper (01/06/2013) [-]
Likewise, i quit playing LoL a while ago but its been nice talking to you, im gonna go play some gears of war 3
User avatar #110 - eopfroggr (01/06/2013) [-]
I only play with IRL friends, four of them just got here so were about to LAN it up :P
User avatar #111 - IceViper (01/06/2013) [-]
thats the best, i do that with minecraft all the time with my friends. Its even better with LoL tho cause you can wreck as a team
#123 - eopfroggr (01/06/2013) [-]
Friend supped me, but he screen capped it. Was one of the last games of the night :P I was miss fortune if you didn't notice the name.
User avatar #125 - IceViper (01/06/2013) [-]
did you win most of the night?
User avatar #128 - eopfroggr (01/06/2013) [-]
We got 9 games in, we only lost when we all tried to play random things, i did fiddlesticks ADC and such.
#7 - Eminem posted this on his facebook page from 9gag. Od…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/04/2013 on its true .. -15
#19 - sprudlebass (01/04/2013) [-]
#13 - Womens Study Major (01/04/2013) [-]
Do you really think that it's actually Eminem posting that?
#48 - exoticfarmer (01/04/2013) [-]
I agree with you but why anon?
#38 - My brother was 4 when I started playing and he was infatuated … 01/03/2013 on oh the memories 0
#37 - Anything under 1 billion is far from rich, and the rich just g… 01/03/2013 on oh the memories 0
#36 - They have problems with having their hosting hacked a… 01/03/2013 on oh the memories 0
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#20 - I thought the joke was he was at a rave, I don't think outside…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/26/2012 on True +11
User avatar #41 - TheBanana (12/26/2012) [-]
raves are called raves by ppl who have only gone to one "rave"
#31 - jiltist (12/26/2012) [-]
They are when they're held in Alaska! O3O
User avatar #32 - sketchE (12/26/2012) [-]
were you at the one in the denina center? dont know the spelling
#33 - jiltist (12/26/2012) [-]
Likely not. I moved out of Alaska some years ago.
User avatar #34 - sketchE (12/26/2012) [-]
aw damn that sucks
#42 - jiltist (12/26/2012) [-]
I like to think of it as a net improvement. :)
User avatar #26 - onceman (12/26/2012) [-]
There are outside raves.
#29 - It's because in almost any bus crash the other car just goes u… 12/26/2012 on One thing I never... 0
#8 - Tucked in undershirt all day urr day :P 12/23/2012 on anyone else? 0
#6 - thing to gauge :P 12/23/2012 on At least he knows his dad 0
#5 - A good spanking is one thing, it's just a hard thing the gauge…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/23/2012 on At least he knows his dad +2
User avatar #7 - radtroll (12/23/2012) [-]
spanking a kid is one thing.
brutally beating your child is a different thing.
first one teaches you that what you did is wrong.
the second teaches you to be a sociopath.
#8 - craigdavid (12/23/2012) [-]
i agree with what yorue saying, spanking or some other form of tough love is definitely necessary for keeping kids in line, they need to know that there are consequences to their actions, but at the same time fear of pain should not be the only motivationa child has to behave well, embarassing them on a level like that is probably going to be better for them as even if its a serious matter nobody knows what it is, and it drills in the fact that you cant always tell what the consequences of yoru actions are going to be
User avatar #6 - eopfroggr (12/23/2012) [-]
thing to gauge :P
#58 - I like it. 12/23/2012 on Real Heroes!! (Naruto... 0
#23 - " #~*ALL NEW*~# " Implying this wasn't on f… 12/23/2012 on Brave man... +5
#18 - Ferrets are pro as **** . My first one passed away… 12/23/2012 on Ferret 0
#58 - Can't say I own any type of weaponry, I'm fine with gay s and… 12/21/2012 on Fucked up. -1
#17 - In all honesty I spent time deciding whether or not the top wa… 12/17/2012 on When you see it +1
#9 - Its been a solid 50 degrees Fahrenheit in Chicago, like what?  [+] (10 new replies) 12/16/2012 on It's that time of year +4
User avatar #69 - lordoftheflies (12/17/2012) [-]
Fuck I know! Its gonna be terrible if there's no snow. This is just a theory but I think that if doesn't get colder and the snow doesn't stick, then there will be a shit load more bugs, a huge outbreak of west nile virus and the drought will get worse.
User avatar #35 - McBalls (12/17/2012) [-]
I think snowpocalypes was the end of chicago's snow for a while
User avatar #38 - djbagboy (12/17/2012) [-]
That's what I shall tell my friends.
It snowed to much during that blizzard, so the snow much recharge
User avatar #40 - McBalls (12/17/2012) [-]
ive been saying that to my buds. They laugh because we live in the suburbs, and we literally got 5 feet of snow.
User avatar #44 - djbagboy (12/17/2012) [-]
I live about 5 blocks from Midway, so my area was of "importance" so they shoveled our streets quickly. But Our alleys we're up to the tippity toppity with snow.
User avatar #21 - agooodname (12/17/2012) [-]
i know, it shouldn't rain in December, that's just wrong
User avatar #10 - blarde (12/17/2012) [-]
today? yeah.

been warm as piss.

and it sucks.
#13 - TheLilJz (12/17/2012) [-]
Freezing my balls of here
#15 - creepycreeper (12/17/2012) [-]
when does he stop?
User avatar #12 - newguyontheblock (12/17/2012) [-]
Warmer is better when you are broke. Need all the MPG's I can get haha
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#352 - Fairy Tail **** yes. I painted by xbox con troll… 12/14/2012 on True Story +2
#148 - I feel you man, dad passed away last January and last week aft… 12/13/2012 on I love my dad. +1
#6 - #440000dit huehuehue. I liked it. 12/12/2012 on Someone's had a rough day. -1
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#12 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 12/07/2012 on happy family 0
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#14 - Womens Study Major (02/01/2012) [-]
Lost my father from pancreatic cancer last september. You have my support man, it's a tough time.
#13 - wfddfw (01/31/2012) [-]
So sorry for  your loss bro. I just lost my grandfather in October and it was really hard on my family. Especially my father. I wish you and your family the best, and always remember the positive things your dad has done for you. It's hard to lose a parent. Stay Strong fellow Funny Junker!    
   
   
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So sorry for your loss bro. I just lost my grandfather in October and it was really hard on my family. Especially my father. I wish you and your family the best, and always remember the positive things your dad has done for you. It's hard to lose a parent. Stay Strong fellow Funny Junker!


If you want, feel free to add me
#12 - silverflame (01/31/2012) [-]
There are a lot of mean users on your post that don't understand -__-
Sorry for your loss :/ losing a parent is one of the most awful things to happen and can leave people feeling dead or numb inside. Stay strong, it'll get easier in time.

Here's a flower for you ^^ it's a pumpkin flower.
#11 - VikiIsAwsum (01/31/2012) [-]
Terribly sorry about your father. I hope you and your family will be able to get through this difficult time. Here is a kitty for you because I honestly have no suitable reaction image, and you could use something cute to hopefully help your mood.
User avatar #9 - missladyhalmighty (01/31/2012) [-]
Hey dude, saw your post and I just wanted to say: stay strong! :(
User avatar #5 - prospector (01/31/2012) [-]
Where are you from? you seem familiar
User avatar #6 to #18 - eopfroggr (01/31/2012) [-]
Chicagoland area :P
User avatar #8 to #19 - prospector (01/31/2012) [-]
hmm well sorry for your loss
thought you were this asshole who used to harass people
#1 - vampthefurry (01/31/2012) [-]
hey, Sorry about your loss, bud. Remember, Time heals all things.
hey, Sorry about your loss, bud. Remember, Time heals all things.
User avatar #2 to #14 - eopfroggr (01/31/2012) [-]
thank you :)
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