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#69 - I don't get it 01/20/2015 on Almost one with the FJ 0
#7 - Freshman year HS, while sleeping in study hall, the popular gi… 01/16/2015 on Accidentally on purpose +9
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#68 - Regulars at the restaurant I wait at came in this Saturday wit… 12/23/2014 on and i aint even mad 0
#86 - Going from chubby to skin and bone with no muscle is no level …  [+] (18 new replies) 12/16/2014 on From fat to... we'll call... -5
User avatar #302 - nigeltheoutlaw (12/17/2014) [-]
/fit/ pls go.
#90 - anonymous (12/16/2014) [-]
thats a stupid excuse
first you have to get skinny, then you can gain muscle mass
it takes way more time to gain muscles than to lose weight
User avatar #153 - marinepenguin (12/16/2014) [-]
Not totally true. A lot of times it's a lot easier to gain muscle then lose fat afterwards. More muscle = higher metabolism = greater ability to lose fat at a higher rate
#158 - anonymous (12/16/2014) [-]
as a kinda jacked guy that lost 40 kg till now i know what im talking about
its really just a stupid excuse.
User avatar #163 - marinepenguin (12/16/2014) [-]
What's a stupid excuse? Building some muscle first? Unless you are obese you don't have to lose fat first, if anything you risk losing some of what little muscle mass you start with, making it harder on yourself. Muscular guys lose weight easier then guys with little muscle. I've gained 60 pounds while remaining under 15% body fat. So I know my way around how the body works too buddy.
#171 - anonymous (12/16/2014) [-]
"while remaining"
ofc it works if you arent fat at all
15% body fat are not fat
60 pounds are about 25 kg. that means if you are not the right body type it could cost you 6-7 years to gain that. if you have the right body type and work out like a pro while you eat shitloads of proteins, that would still make more than 3 years. if you are trying to lose weight at the same time it would just make the muscle gain process slower.

on the other hand you can lose up to 10 kg the first month you lose weight and then still like 7 kg more every other month. for 40 kg, if you are realllly trying, you would need about 5 months.

compare 5 months to 3-7 years.
fk your logic.
User avatar #178 - marinepenguin (12/16/2014) [-]
And nearly anyone can gain at least 30 pounds in a year with a decent diet and decent programming. You don't have to have been fat to know how fat loss works and the best way to lose fat.
User avatar #174 - marinepenguin (12/16/2014) [-]
It does not take 3-4 years to build that much muscle. It took me under a year and a half.
#192 - anonymous (12/16/2014) [-]
use the internet
look it up
no one gains 30 pounds a year
User avatar #203 - marinepenguin (12/16/2014) [-]
30 pounds if lean muscle gains? No. 30 pounds of total mass? Yes. Realistically you'll be gaining 2 or 3 pounds of fat for every pound of muscle. So 15 pounds if muscle is 30 pounds of fat, that's 45 pounds total
#189 - anonymous (12/16/2014) [-]
hahaha, kk
if you doin it as professional as you could youd gain 20 pounds a year (like arnold-schwarznegger-professional)
you are lying to yourself dude
#191 - marinepenguin (12/16/2014) [-]
I really think you're trolling. Or have no clue what you're talking about. You gain less muscle as you go along and begin to reach your genetic potential. as a newbie you can gain a ton of weight with no issue, hence the term, " noob gains".

The photo is me with less then 2 years and 50 pounds between them.
#266 - anonymous (12/17/2014) [-]
Imbue me with your gainz power marinepenguin.... pls.
User avatar #273 - marinepenguin (12/17/2014) [-]
Hit the gym, eat a lot. Do squats, benches, deadlifts, overhead presses. Be consistent and get better every workout. That's all it really takes to make progress.
#201 - anonymous (12/16/2014) [-]
so please
tell me how much you weigh in both of these
and you realize that you gained fat too?
in the right one you have no fat at all.

but still massive gainz brah
User avatar #269 - marinepenguin (12/17/2014) [-]
And I was 145 in the old photo, a little under 200 in the newer one. Right now I'm sitting at 204.
User avatar #205 - marinepenguin (12/16/2014) [-]
Yeah. I haven't been talking about pure muscle gains, I've been talking total mass the entire time. I was under 10% when I started, and now I'm 12-14%. So I know I've gained fat. That's what happens when you bulk.
#116 - anonymous (12/16/2014) [-]
thank you
#85 - It's a long run, glad to see you're making it happen. ~290 in …  [+] (4 new replies) 12/16/2014 on From fat to... we'll call... +11
#255 - anonymous (12/17/2014) [-]
Put the BFMV shirt back on.
#193 - anonymous (12/16/2014) [-]
gg no re
User avatar #185 - haveagooddaybruh (12/16/2014) [-]
Good job dude! You put in the work and look at where you are now! I'm proud to know that we have such big achievers in our community. You rock.

Have a good day bruh.
User avatar #95 - ahremanes (12/16/2014) [-]
you still look like a lesbian
#84 - I'm pretty sure this is a joke... But the only "… 12/16/2014 on From fat to... we'll call... 0
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User avatar #56 - maxismahname (12/10/2014) [-]
I'm in actual Chicago, about 30 minutes away
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"I'm really feeling it"

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#14 - anonymous (02/01/2012) [-]
Lost my father from pancreatic cancer last september. You have my support man, it's a tough time.
#13 - wfddfw (01/31/2012) [-]
So sorry for  your loss bro. I just lost my grandfather in October and it was really hard on my family. Especially my father. I wish you and your family the best, and always remember the positive things your dad has done for you. It's hard to lose a parent. Stay Strong fellow Funny Junker!    
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So sorry for your loss bro. I just lost my grandfather in October and it was really hard on my family. Especially my father. I wish you and your family the best, and always remember the positive things your dad has done for you. It's hard to lose a parent. Stay Strong fellow Funny Junker!

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#12 - silverflame (01/31/2012) [-]
There are a lot of mean users on your post that don't understand -__-
Sorry for your loss :/ losing a parent is one of the most awful things to happen and can leave people feeling dead or numb inside. Stay strong, it'll get easier in time.

Here's a flower for you ^^ it's a pumpkin flower.
#11 - VikiIsAwsum (01/31/2012) [-]
Terribly sorry about your father. I hope you and your family will be able to get through this difficult time. Here is a kitty for you because I honestly have no suitable reaction image, and you could use something cute to hopefully help your mood.
User avatar #9 - missladyhalmighty (01/31/2012) [-]
Hey dude, saw your post and I just wanted to say: stay strong! :(
User avatar #5 - prospector (01/31/2012) [-]
Where are you from? you seem familiar
User avatar #6 to #18 - eopfroggr (01/31/2012) [-]
Chicagoland area :P
User avatar #8 to #19 - prospector (01/31/2012) [-]
hmm well sorry for your loss
thought you were this asshole who used to harass people
#1 - vampthefurry (01/31/2012) [-]
hey, Sorry about your loss, bud. Remember, Time heals all things.
hey, Sorry about your loss, bud. Remember, Time heals all things.
User avatar #2 to #14 - eopfroggr (01/31/2012) [-]
thank you :)
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