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enialis

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Age: 26
Date Signed Up:5/20/2011
Last Login:7/27/2016
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#32 - heere you go 07/10/2016 on I have a slight fear of... +1
#137 - ******* are cancer americans let them free, told em to go…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2016 on BTFO -5
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#143 - megpoidgumibear (07/10/2016) [-]
<3
#247 - **enialis used "*roll picture*"** **enialis rolled image ** 06/15/2016 on YOU GOT A PRESENT! 0
#233 - **enialis used "*roll picture*"** **enialis rolled image ** 06/15/2016 on YOU GOT A PRESENT! 0
#92 - Floquet de neu (Snowflake) was best gorilla 06/01/2016 on /pol/ on a white gorilla +4
#55 - Source to the stats? I'm a nervous flyer 06/01/2016 on Boeing 727 crash test.... 0
#34 - Does anyone know if there are any studies concerning the safes…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/31/2016 on Boeing 727 crash test.... +1
#38 - hellsno (05/31/2016) [-]
Statistically it's just behind the wings. Highest survival rate.
#60 - anon (06/01/2016) [-]
right on the center of lift
#55 - enialis (06/01/2016) [-]
Source to the stats? I'm a nervous flyer
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#37 - misumena (05/31/2016) [-]
The wings are supposedly a safe spot to sit because it's the middle of the plane.....although in the end it all depends on how the plane goes down. If it does an emergency crash landing like the one if in the gif you've got a strong chance in most seats, if the plane lands on it's belly you've got a chance. If it does a nose dive you're fucked,if it's blown out of the sky you're fucked and if it' involved in an air collision you are also fucked.

Still safer than riding a bike though.
#35 - pitbullsareevil (05/31/2016) [-]
The cockpit
#36 - flowgo (05/31/2016) [-]
Parachutes ftw
#2073 - **enialis used "*roll picture*"** **enialis rolled image ** 05/31/2016 on ANTI-SPIDER WEAPON 0
#285 - generalization is always bad  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2016 on Islam comp: pick a side... -2
#286 - prodicalson (05/31/2016) [-]
BUT PLEASE FUCKING TELL ME if I doing wrong for hate something logic like rape , stealing or everything illogical that its ISLAM . WHAT THE FUCK ¡¡¡ What kind of God sends laws that are fucking bullshit ? I know Christianity also have some stupid laws but atleast there are not that stupid like those in the quaran . I am a christian but like I say im a SINNER first and I CANT Fucking do all that shit that its writting in the bible . But i try to be like the JESUSCHRIST I KNOW . Ok i dont fucking care about old testament if you want to ask me question about that go ask some fucking Jew . And if you want me to ask me something from the new testament , why the fuck should i do it ? , if you not gonna believe what I believe its true . I am not a preacher , im just a human who is afraid because one Day i would be old and i will die and when i do , I wanna believe that atleast exist another life where fucking suffering and injustice doesnt exist . ITS Chritianity a false religion like Islam its ? well fuck me if I know , but still gonna believe only in the good things that JESUS SAYS like ., Dont fucking rape 9 years old or dont fucking blow yourself up . I LIVE MY LIFE NOT TRYING TO BE THE BEST MAN BUT TRYING NOT TO BE THE WORST MAN . Sorry ENIALIS im dont wanna be your enemy ok if you want i can be your friend and you dont have to worry , I will not try to shove my Fairytales at your throat . Make your dreams come true , that im sure its that it will be to fuck with a cactus wit lemon and salt . Goodbyes and to tell you the truth enalis IM AFRAID AND I NOT SCARED TO TELL YOU THAT .
#279 - I thank God that Spain its not ****** like the US or Canada wi…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/31/2016 on Islam comp: pick a side... -2
#284 - prodicalson (05/31/2016) [-]
Mr Enialis or whatever the fuck that means . Look if you were trying to be funny and original im sorry to tell you FAIL . But dont worry I FAIL too , but the thing its that south americans are a little better than fucking refugees . We make mistakes like everyone but refugees doesnt make mistakes they fucking do it because fuck you ALLAH TOLD ME TO DO IT ¡¡¡¡¡ . Now please take care of your beloved cousins that i hope they exist , so you can atleast love them because thats what you fucking need to do my dear friend . Now PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP and try to be a better person . Have a nice day friend .
#285 - enialis (05/31/2016) [-]
generalization is always bad
#286 - prodicalson (05/31/2016) [-]
BUT PLEASE FUCKING TELL ME if I doing wrong for hate something logic like rape , stealing or everything illogical that its ISLAM . WHAT THE FUCK ¡¡¡ What kind of God sends laws that are fucking bullshit ? I know Christianity also have some stupid laws but atleast there are not that stupid like those in the quaran . I am a christian but like I say im a SINNER first and I CANT Fucking do all that shit that its writting in the bible . But i try to be like the JESUSCHRIST I KNOW . Ok i dont fucking care about old testament if you want to ask me question about that go ask some fucking Jew . And if you want me to ask me something from the new testament , why the fuck should i do it ? , if you not gonna believe what I believe its true . I am not a preacher , im just a human who is afraid because one Day i would be old and i will die and when i do , I wanna believe that atleast exist another life where fucking suffering and injustice doesnt exist . ITS Chritianity a false religion like Islam its ? well fuck me if I know , but still gonna believe only in the good things that JESUS SAYS like ., Dont fucking rape 9 years old or dont fucking blow yourself up . I LIVE MY LIFE NOT TRYING TO BE THE BEST MAN BUT TRYING NOT TO BE THE WORST MAN . Sorry ENIALIS im dont wanna be your enemy ok if you want i can be your friend and you dont have to worry , I will not try to shove my Fairytales at your throat . Make your dreams come true , that im sure its that it will be to fuck with a cactus wit lemon and salt . Goodbyes and to tell you the truth enalis IM AFRAID AND I NOT SCARED TO TELL YOU THAT .