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Video Games Played: fallout, fallout 2, fallout 3, fallout tactics, fallout new vegas,
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Date Signed Up:4/15/2012
Last Login:10/30/2014
Location:Outskrits of San Francisco on a oil rig
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#87 - He speaks the truth! 03/08/2014 on know your countries +1
#87 - Da fak you just say to me ya blamey cuntface you? I bob ur mum…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/08/2014 on Let the battle begin +15
User avatar #162 - thewaronbeingcool (03/08/2014) [-]
wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima shite fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.
#156 - colincub (03/08/2014) [-]
"bob ur mum in the globber"
#100 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2014 on OMG ITEMS OMG 0
#101 - yuukoku Comment deleted by enclavexremnant
#44 - Guess your right, I was under the impression Rising was a flop… 03/07/2014 on Armstrong Family Lineup 0
#5 - Just an obscure reference and I got it.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/07/2014 on Armstrong Family Lineup 0
#24 - thewowpimp (03/07/2014) [-]
How is MG:R an obscure reference?

It's a pretty damn popular game you know.

Pic related, Ren and Stimpy called it.
User avatar #44 - enclavexremnant (03/07/2014) [-]
Guess your right, I was under the impression Rising was a flop. Guess not, I sure enjoyed it.
#48 - Off to the front page with thee... Ave, true to Caeser 03/07/2014 on Fallout New Vegas Cut Content +1
#52 - The one on Vault 69 having 999 women with one guy because it m… 03/07/2014 on Lesser Known Fallout Facts... +1
#48 - Nukapedia, I spend hours stifling through all the lore. 03/07/2014 on Lesser Known Fallout Facts... 0
#45 - He did a AMA on reddit if you want to know more about it. 03/06/2014 on strike 0
#312 - Exactly, all the more reason these are stupid. 03/06/2014 on Countries 0
#294 - Hmm, this seems sorta one sided. I wonder what country t…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/06/2014 on Countries 0
User avatar #310 - Tyranitar (03/06/2014) [-]
Well, every view is going to be biased. I mean, if you ask South Korea, they certainly wouldn't put themselves as Chaotic Evil.
User avatar #320 - thempc (03/06/2014) [-]
wrong korea buddy
User avatar #322 - Tyranitar (03/06/2014) [-]
I became aware of that after I already hit the button, though the sentence would really be the same for any country.
User avatar #312 - enclavexremnant (03/06/2014) [-]
Exactly, all the more reason these are stupid.
#59 - No they have ding dangs, they are just sterile meaning they ca… 03/05/2014 on Lesser Known Fallout Facts... 0
#58 - Less radiation = smarter mutants. Thats why the Master wanted … 03/05/2014 on Lesser Known Fallout Facts... 0
#56 - I knew all of these. Step up ***** 03/05/2014 on Lesser Known Fallout Facts... 0
#41 - It's an old car so don't expect it to be amazing. 03/04/2014 on Wait, is that a... 0
#29 - Hmm, get better bate. 03/03/2014 on Yeap 0
#112 - "Accidentally" 03/03/2014 on mfw I accidentally harm my gf 0
#234 - You are a true Souls fan if your willing to drop that much mon…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/02/2014 on Oh god no! 0
#235 - feedtehtrollz (03/02/2014) [-]
The collector's edition here was $159
#92 - Oh, thought it had something to do with Deus Ex that guy looks…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/02/2014 on Just passing through 0
#93 - maousama (03/02/2014) [-]
Nope has to do with people fighting killer aliens tons of gore and sex and stuff but not Deus Ex
#72 - Sause?  [+] (3 new replies) 03/02/2014 on Just passing through 0
User avatar #76 - maousama (03/02/2014) [-]
Gantz It's really good, but also very very weird
User avatar #92 - enclavexremnant (03/02/2014) [-]
Oh, thought it had something to do with Deus Ex that guy looks like Adam Jensen.
#93 - maousama (03/02/2014) [-]
Nope has to do with people fighting killer aliens tons of gore and sex and stuff but not Deus Ex
#231 - Holy hell why is it so much?  [+] (3 new replies) 03/01/2014 on Oh god no! +1
User avatar #233 - feedtehtrollz (03/02/2014) [-]
Because I live in Australia (Games are f*cking expensive here) and I bought the special collectors edition with the statue and all those goodies... when i heard that PC wouldn't be getting to till later i thought "Fuck that!" and also bought it for the 360 to play at launch.
#234 - enclavexremnant (03/02/2014) [-]
You are a true Souls fan if your willing to drop that much money, I also got the collectors edition but it was only 120$.
#235 - feedtehtrollz (03/02/2014) [-]
The collector's edition here was $159
#38 - The legion can never truly die, their ideals live on in the fo…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2014 on Wait a Second.... +1
User avatar #39 - butterduck (03/01/2014) [-]
Or, kill everyone using the console command killall.
Then destroy all knowlege of legion.
Ressurect 1 girl.
fuck.
repopulate.
kill wife so she cant tell about legion.
Done.
#82 - >Says site is cancerous >Is a deep blue name Choose one.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2014 on Funny donater guy +6
User avatar #105 - poorlyred (02/27/2014) [-]
It's a shame when our darker blue names speak shit like this with no real input to anything other than adding to the "Funnyjunk is cancer" funnel

It kinda is at times, but if people say shit like he has, I just hope they leave as soon as possible.
#163 - Actually dark souls was a spiritual succsser to demon souls. 02/27/2014 on Oh god no! -1
#147 - Don't talk about Sasha like that... lel HE IZ SOOO BUTTHURTZ  [+] (2 new replies) 02/27/2014 on YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH +3
#149 - sasha (02/27/2014) [-]
#148 - wolviewolverine (02/27/2014) [-]
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lol, shut up woman

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User avatar #122 - maybelline (06/26/2014) [-]
Jason the cucumber was a lonely cucumber living in Texas. He was sitting in his house when suddenly he felt unwell. When Jason opened the window to let in some air, a note came fying at him and hit him in the face. He opened the not and read out loud "7 days". He didn't know what that meant because that movie didnt exist in the 1870's. Fast forward 7 days. Jason was sleeping, but proceeded to wake up at the sound of someone knocking on his window. "it's already 8 pm who could even be awake right now" Jason wondered. Again, a knock. this time harder. He had no balls because he was a cucumber but if he was human he would have balls a bit bigger than the average size. He slowly walked towards the window and opened the curtains. There was a girl standing right infront of the window, Jason was getting horny and let her in. She was also pretty lonely so they decided to have some but fun, cause that's what happened to cucumbers in the 1870's. Jason didnt live to ever be the color green again.
#121 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #114 to #112 - enclavexremnant (06/19/2014) [-]
A dead broken link?
User avatar #115 to #114 - desacabose (06/19/2014) [-]
you replied to that comment earlier
User avatar #118 to #117 - desacabose (06/19/2014) [-]
Oh right
Admin banned the content poster
User avatar #119 to #118 - enclavexremnant (06/19/2014) [-]
Don't want another Oatmeal scenario I guess. 3 strikes than ban seems more fair IMO but whatever.
User avatar #109 - nightlordkurzt (03/13/2014) [-]
eat a bag of gummi bears and **** yourself to death
User avatar #95 - twi (09/24/2013) [-]
I WILL ******* KILL YOU
#97 to #96 - twi (09/24/2013) [-]
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#99 to #97 - enclavexremnant (09/24/2013) [-]
Hey! I thought your name was familiar your that guy that ***** horses right?
#100 to #99 - twi (09/24/2013) [-]
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sure am
User avatar #101 to #100 - enclavexremnant (09/24/2013) [-]
It's an honor i have heard so much about you!
#102 to #101 - twi (09/24/2013) [-]
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wanna touch butts
#103 to #102 - enclavexremnant (09/24/2013) [-]
oh you know it girl...
oh you know it girl...
User avatar #52 - jingleforth (08/08/2013) [-]
I noticed you were on my friends list.

Is life good for you? I hope ti is.
#50 - bigairchicago **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#51 to #50 - enclavexremnant (06/13/2013) [-]
Well thanks for taking a chance
User avatar #29 - xxiitzskillzxx (09/02/2012) [-]
I thought about it. And when your online tell me what you think.I will give you barf burger ill give you the stove but its the only book i have and i dont really want to trade it.I will also add on Abraham lincoln which is 20k points.Tell me what you think
User avatar #30 to #29 - enclavexremnant (09/02/2012) [-]
Ok that seems fair, Let me know if you want me to send the requests or you
User avatar #31 to #30 - xxiitzskillzxx (09/02/2012) [-]
Ill send them :)
User avatar #25 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (08/26/2012) [-]
star for 3 aids babys?
#26 to #25 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/27/2012) [-]
Anything but the star. Sorry i should of put that in the comment
User avatar #20 - randomnameabc (08/25/2012) [-]
o **** dude, i managed to give you 2. could i have one back?
User avatar #22 to #20 - enclavexremnant (08/25/2012) [-]
I sent it back sorry man
User avatar #21 to #20 - randomnameabc (08/25/2012) [-]
thanks.
User avatar #23 to #21 - enclavexremnant (08/25/2012) [-]
NO thank YOU for giving me a free item
User avatar #24 to #23 - randomnameabc (08/25/2012) [-]
Meh, you only need one furnace, and i come across atleast 3 furnaces each day. I've probably given away 8 furnaces or so. It's my pleasure.
User avatar #19 - frozenpickle (08/23/2012) [-]
send in request with whatever you can miss and i will accept
User avatar #18 - frozenpickle (08/23/2012) [-]
i saw you wanted blue filly eggs?
#4 - invshika (08/15/2012) [-]
mfw doc for iron
User avatar #5 to #4 - enclavexremnant (08/15/2012) [-]
Fine then i will take my business elsewhere
User avatar #1 - opsdildo (08/10/2012) [-]
I already have a sword of eternal burning
User avatar #2 to #1 - enclavexremnant (08/10/2012) [-]
Oh sorry did not see it
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