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Highest Content Rank:#3896
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#81 - I'm going as jacket from Hotline Miami for holloween.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/14/2013 on Best Scarecrow Cosplay I've... 0
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#100 - roflnaut (10/14/2013) [-]
Might as well go as him too.
Conveniently, I have a similar jacket and a rubber chicken mask.
Never played the game though, I heard it was really good.
#103 - enclavexremnant (10/14/2013) [-]
It is! It's like Drive (the movie) on LSD with fast paced SMB (Super Meat Boy) combat! And BTW with you DO go as him carry around some kind of random object for a weapon like a bat or a blender or something.
#6 - Yet i see you no-life this site 24-7 i see at least 2 comments…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/13/2013 on Been here for a couple of... -1
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#7 - konradkurze (10/14/2013) [-]
how does that have anything to do with FJ going down the toilet?

i post opinions where i see fit, im not pulling down my pants and pooping reposts all over the place like Phanny does
#8 - enclavexremnant (10/14/2013) [-]
I'm just saying dose not matter how "Bad" the site gets there's always going to be devoted faggots like yourself who will never leave.
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#9 - konradkurze (10/14/2013) [-]
and all the other veterans who leave get replaced by immature bitchlings like you

admin and phanact have their issues but they have limits, people like you come here to throw shit like the chimps at the zoo
#183 - Pfft, unarmed weapons...tools of a savage... 10/13/2013 on Thats not an umbrella... -1
#61 - Hope your joking.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/13/2013 on Protip: Don't be black -1
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#72 - harrisonfordor (10/14/2013) [-]
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#1 - Ah, it's been edited out. So i put it back in. 10/13/2013 on That's what i wanted to... -1
#2 - *Sigh* Another paragraph denouncing FJ and how you don't like… 10/13/2013 on Been here for a couple of... +2
#1 - This was literally on the front page yesterday, at least wait … 10/13/2013 on Customer Service at it's best +1
#73 - Because ya'know it's not like this is a T.V show or anything... 10/13/2013 on Fantasy Vs Reality -1