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Age: 20
Video Games Played: fallout, fallout 2, fallout 3, fallout tactics, fallout new vegas,
Interests: Energy weapons, Speech, Science
Date Signed Up:4/15/2012
Last Login:5/30/2016
Location:Outskrits of San Francisco on a oil rig
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#116 - Hmm, I guess that's the sign that I should probably just quit …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/24/2013 on Have at you, friend. -1
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#120 - konradkurze (09/24/2013) [-]
you know, ive studied psychology and the only people who display such tempers are either confirmed mental issues or poorly educated persons who, lacking any real intelligence, use aggression as their defense mechanism to cope with things

ill repeat my advice. seek professional help little kid, if you have mental issues theyre easier to treat while youre young, or if its an education issue, get private tutoring to bring you up to speed

now on the other issue, you admitted you dont live in usa, so exactly what makes you such an expert on american matters? your 'friends' on facebook?
#114 - I'm not really angered in the slightest i don't live in the US…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/24/2013 on Have at you, friend. 0
#115 - konradkurze (09/24/2013) [-]
you see, youre either an angsty little child or a very backwards adult to come here to bitch
take a deep breath, chill the fuck out, and actually think before you speak, youre just making yourself look ten times more retarded than you seem to think i am

now...when you grow up and become an adult, you'll realise the world doesnt revolve around you, and that adults have opinions that are different from yours, now go have a tall glass of get the fuck over it
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#116 - enclavexremnant (09/24/2013) [-]
Hmm, I guess that's the sign that I should probably just quit as there no getting around such a single minded twat such as yourself, I'll leave you to spreading your ramblings to the rest of FJ.
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#120 - konradkurze (09/24/2013) [-]
you know, ive studied psychology and the only people who display such tempers are either confirmed mental issues or poorly educated persons who, lacking any real intelligence, use aggression as their defense mechanism to cope with things

ill repeat my advice. seek professional help little kid, if you have mental issues theyre easier to treat while youre young, or if its an education issue, get private tutoring to bring you up to speed

now on the other issue, you admitted you dont live in usa, so exactly what makes you such an expert on american matters? your 'friends' on facebook?
#107 - YOU AGAIN? Seriously man do just TRY to start ****? Like you t…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/24/2013 on Have at you, friend. 0
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#112 - konradkurze (09/24/2013) [-]
you come here just to bitch at everyone who has a different opinion that you dont you

seriously kid, youre gonna have real problems in life if you cant control your anger issues, seek a child psychologist to help you out before your temper gets too set in
#114 - enclavexremnant (09/24/2013) [-]
I'm not really angered in the slightest i don't live in the USA i just use CAPS for effect. But I can't grasp the concept of someone as retarded as you, someone who has such feelings for a place they barley know and feel the need to bring it into every single conversation ythey have. Like seriously you have an obsession man...
#115 - konradkurze (09/24/2013) [-]
you see, youre either an angsty little child or a very backwards adult to come here to bitch
take a deep breath, chill the fuck out, and actually think before you speak, youre just making yourself look ten times more retarded than you seem to think i am

now...when you grow up and become an adult, you'll realise the world doesnt revolve around you, and that adults have opinions that are different from yours, now go have a tall glass of get the fuck over it
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#116 - enclavexremnant (09/24/2013) [-]
Hmm, I guess that's the sign that I should probably just quit as there no getting around such a single minded twat such as yourself, I'll leave you to spreading your ramblings to the rest of FJ.
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#120 - konradkurze (09/24/2013) [-]
you know, ive studied psychology and the only people who display such tempers are either confirmed mental issues or poorly educated persons who, lacking any real intelligence, use aggression as their defense mechanism to cope with things

ill repeat my advice. seek professional help little kid, if you have mental issues theyre easier to treat while youre young, or if its an education issue, get private tutoring to bring you up to speed

now on the other issue, you admitted you dont live in usa, so exactly what makes you such an expert on american matters? your 'friends' on facebook?
#311 - I dress up in a 100% replica enclave power armor every Halloween. 09/24/2013 on I would pay to see this -1
#125 - Those are some extremely strong views for a place you have nev…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/24/2013 on around these parts -1
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#126 - konradkurze (09/24/2013) [-]
well its not hating on the usa per se, its hating its neo-nazi zionist government and the people who actually support it

i do still hold out hope that a good revolution to purge the shit from the government and installing new uncorrupted (or hell just less corrupt, ) leaders and begin rebuilding

#123 - Do you even live in the U.S.A? Have you ever even been there?  [+] (3 new replies) 09/23/2013 on around these parts 0
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#124 - konradkurze (09/24/2013) [-]
no i dont need to visit usa, ive seen and met plenty of americans who hate usa and advocate not to move there
#125 - enclavexremnant (09/24/2013) [-]
Those are some extremely strong views for a place you have never visited...but whatever hating on the United States seems like the latest fad at the moment. I actually don't live there myself but it seems like a lot of people are trying to find reasons to hate them. And this conversation is over by the way.
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#126 - konradkurze (09/24/2013) [-]
well its not hating on the usa per se, its hating its neo-nazi zionist government and the people who actually support it

i do still hold out hope that a good revolution to purge the shit from the government and installing new uncorrupted (or hell just less corrupt, ) leaders and begin rebuilding

#120 - And stop trying to start your whole "America is corrupt&q…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/23/2013 on around these parts -1
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#122 - konradkurze (09/23/2013) [-]
denials a great defense mechanism aint it
just keep denying all bad things, just dont get pissed when the shitstorm happens and i laugh at you
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#123 - enclavexremnant (09/23/2013) [-]
Do you even live in the U.S.A? Have you ever even been there?
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#124 - konradkurze (09/24/2013) [-]
no i dont need to visit usa, ive seen and met plenty of americans who hate usa and advocate not to move there
#125 - enclavexremnant (09/24/2013) [-]
Those are some extremely strong views for a place you have never visited...but whatever hating on the United States seems like the latest fad at the moment. I actually don't live there myself but it seems like a lot of people are trying to find reasons to hate them. And this conversation is over by the way.
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#126 - konradkurze (09/24/2013) [-]
well its not hating on the usa per se, its hating its neo-nazi zionist government and the people who actually support it

i do still hold out hope that a good revolution to purge the shit from the government and installing new uncorrupted (or hell just less corrupt, ) leaders and begin rebuilding

#119 - IT'S NOT A STAR OF DAVID YOU IGNOMINIOUS ****! They are not a…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2013 on around these parts -1
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#121 - konradkurze (09/23/2013) [-]
yess bitchling, i have seen the 7...and also 7 pointed stars and the shield badges (hence why cops refer to their badges as shields)

just the 6-pointed star has mostly been connected with either judaism or as a hexagram from witchcraft

now go get laid and learn to stop bitching at everything you see
#71 - Fallout New Vegas. Yes, I know this is a 5 day old comment...  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2013 on Panoramnope -1
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#72 - xxhadesflamesxx (09/23/2013) [-]
its fine don't worry about it
#52 - Well you can recruit Packie in a random encounter and he will … 09/23/2013 on GTA V Cops -1
#50 - He was a shell of his former self, he became a meth head and g…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/23/2013 on GTA V Cops 0
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#51 - hatmanfirst (09/23/2013) [-]
i haven't finished the game yet, but is there any other gta 4 characters?
#53 - anon (09/23/2013) [-]
I ran into Packie or however you spell it early on and managed to use him in heists. Lester also references Niko at one point.
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#52 - enclavexremnant (09/23/2013) [-]
Well you can recruit Packie in a random encounter and he will do heists for you and talk about LC events and there are also quite a few references to other characters from IV but (To my knowledge) you don't meet any other reoccurring characters in the flesh.
#34 - bees knees? 09/23/2013 on Mary Jane Thornberry 0
#32 - Look at comment #2...  [+] (2 new replies) 09/23/2013 on Mary Jane Thornberry 0
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#33 - fukkendragonite (09/23/2013) [-]
I know man, I saw...

She used to be the bees fucking knees man. And now she's just Spiderman's hairy monster gf
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#34 - enclavexremnant (09/23/2013) [-]
bees knees?
#30 - The actor for Mary Jane I mean, she looks worse than Thornberry. 09/23/2013 on Mary Jane Thornberry 0
#27 - She looks worse now...  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2013 on Mary Jane Thornberry 0
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#30 - enclavexremnant (09/23/2013) [-]
The actor for Mary Jane I mean, she looks worse than Thornberry.
#158 - Ah, nevermind. 09/23/2013 on Perfect Pet 0
#157 - **enclavexremnant rolls 15** ********** YOU THOUGHT THIS WAS OVER?!  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2013 on Perfect Pet 0
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#158 - enclavexremnant (09/23/2013) [-]
Ah, nevermind.
#112 - So am i. 09/23/2013 on Playing GTA V 0
#110 - Thanks for the warning i'm only like 49% done.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/23/2013 on Playing GTA V 0
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#111 - afuckinmazing (09/23/2013) [-]
I finished the game about 2 days after it came out. Kinda no-lifed it hahaha.
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#112 - enclavexremnant (09/23/2013) [-]
So am i.
#102 - I still don't know if i hate him or i'm just jealous of his al…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/23/2013 on Playing GTA V +3
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#106 - afuckinmazing (09/23/2013) [-]
CAUTION SPOILER BELOW

I killed him for the extra money for Franklin and Michael.
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#110 - enclavexremnant (09/23/2013) [-]
Thanks for the warning i'm only like 49% done.
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#111 - afuckinmazing (09/23/2013) [-]
I finished the game about 2 days after it came out. Kinda no-lifed it hahaha.
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#112 - enclavexremnant (09/23/2013) [-]
So am i.
#22 - It's the same as it's always been, it's making the same jokes …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/21/2013 on Oh Homer. -5
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#53 - levelninetynine (09/21/2013) [-]
Isn't being hip getting with the current times?
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#49 - darkangeloffire (09/21/2013) [-]
Holy shit, the thumb war on your comment is enormous.

I'll give you a green, I agree with you.
#50 - greatgranpapy (09/21/2013) [-]
I think I'm gonna pull a Switzerland on this one.
#75 - You...would not happen to play Dark Souls on Twitch Tv? 09/21/2013 on Amazing? 0
#72 - See! You could of ended the conversation here! You did not nee… 09/21/2013 on Amazing? +2
#110 - Here.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/19/2013 on Utmlreb +6
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#122 - maybelline (06/26/2014) [-]
Jason the cucumber was a lonely cucumber living in Texas. He was sitting in his house when suddenly he felt unwell. When Jason opened the window to let in some air, a note came fying at him and hit him in the face. He opened the not and read out loud "7 days". He didn't know what that meant because that movie didnt exist in the 1870's. Fast forward 7 days. Jason was sleeping, but proceeded to wake up at the sound of someone knocking on his window. "it's already 8 pm who could even be awake right now" Jason wondered. Again, a knock. this time harder. He had no balls because he was a cucumber but if he was human he would have balls a bit bigger than the average size. He slowly walked towards the window and opened the curtains. There was a girl standing right infront of the window, Jason was getting horny and let her in. She was also pretty lonely so they decided to have some but fun, cause that's what happened to cucumbers in the 1870's. Jason didnt live to ever be the color green again.
#121 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
my mother is a filthy nasty whore
my mother is a filthy nasty whore
#120 - evilhomer (06/21/2014) [-]
#113 - soundofwinter (06/19/2014) [-]
**** you
#114 to #112 - enclavexremnant (06/19/2014) [-]
A dead broken link?
#116 to #114 - desacabose ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
#115 to #114 - desacabose ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
you replied to that comment earlier
#118 to #117 - desacabose ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
Oh right
Admin banned the content poster
#119 to #118 - enclavexremnant (06/19/2014) [-]
Don't want another Oatmeal scenario I guess. 3 strikes than ban seems more fair IMO but whatever.
#109 - nightlordkurzt (03/13/2014) [-]
eat a bag of gummi bears and **** yourself to death
#108 - enclavexremnant (02/15/2014) [-]
#95 - twi ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
I WILL ******* KILL YOU
#96 to #95 - enclavexremnant (09/24/2013) [-]
do it fagit
#97 to #96 - twi ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
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#99 to #97 - enclavexremnant (09/24/2013) [-]
Hey! I thought your name was familiar your that guy that ***** horses right?
#100 to #99 - twi ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
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sure am
#101 to #100 - enclavexremnant (09/24/2013) [-]
It's an honor i have heard so much about you!
#102 to #101 - twi ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
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wanna touch butts
#103 to #102 - enclavexremnant (09/24/2013) [-]
oh you know it girl...
oh you know it girl...
#52 - jingleforth (08/08/2013) [-]
I noticed you were on my friends list.

Is life good for you? I hope ti is.
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#51 to #50 - enclavexremnant (06/13/2013) [-]
Well thanks for taking a chance
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