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Gender: male
Age: 20
Video Games Played: fallout, fallout 2, fallout 3, fallout tactics, fallout new vegas,
Interests: Energy weapons, Speech, Science
Date Signed Up:4/15/2012
Last Login:5/26/2016
Location:Outskrits of San Francisco on a oil rig
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#200 - Hmm, neat. 11/06/2013 on Hardcore 0
#194 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 11/04/2013 on Hardcore 0
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#198 - sasy (11/05/2013) [-]
cant see gifs on ps3 browser but look at content
#200 - enclavexremnant (11/06/2013) [-]
Hmm, neat.
#100 - What is up with all these philosophical posts? I want to laugh… 11/04/2013 on Tough lesson to learn 0
#103 - Look, look at all these faggots debating who has a "super… 10/23/2013 on Pee-brained eagle-fuckers +11
#51 - The picture of the bikini wearing lady actually got flagged on… 10/23/2013 on GTAV for FJ 0
#116 - MAN! I bet you get all the ladies... 10/23/2013 on Title 0
#107 - Keep telling yourself that, buddy. 10/23/2013 on Speling? +1
#73 - Picture 10/23/2013 on Wonderful /b/ 0
#59 - There are places 1000 times worse than the USA out there, it's… 10/22/2013 on Wonderful /b/ -1
#52 - Thats not a news report of the situation that he talks about, …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/22/2013 on Wonderful /b/ -1
#58 - klutzyspy (10/22/2013) [-]
Well i doubt this sort of stuff would happen anywhere but the USA
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#59 - enclavexremnant (10/22/2013) [-]
There are places 1000 times worse than the USA out there, it's clear you have some sort of grudge against them for whatever reason.
#49 - I'm sorry I did not think that it was required by law to post …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/22/2013 on Wonderful /b/ -4
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#66 - fgtometer (10/22/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, I did not think that it was required by law for every comment I post to be grammatically correct.*
#73 - enclavexremnant (10/23/2013) [-]
#46 - And when did they say this was in America?  [+] (5 new replies) 10/22/2013 on Wonderful /b/ 0
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#70 - noisia (10/22/2013) [-]
Cos the term "Cop" is only used in North America - Otherwise it's policeman.
And cos the term "Gas" is only used in North America - Otherwise it's fuel or petrol.
And cos few other countries arm their patrolling police.
#51 - klutzyspy (10/22/2013) [-]
"southwest portland"....
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#52 - enclavexremnant (10/22/2013) [-]
Thats not a news report of the situation that he talks about, it's from a different event. Notice how it says "Lit himself on fire".
#58 - klutzyspy (10/22/2013) [-]
Well i doubt this sort of stuff would happen anywhere but the USA
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#59 - enclavexremnant (10/22/2013) [-]
There are places 1000 times worse than the USA out there, it's clear you have some sort of grudge against them for whatever reason.
#45 - Your an idiot if you think this Actually happened.  [+] (10 new replies) 10/22/2013 on Wonderful /b/ -3
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#47 - dartharc (10/22/2013) [-]
you're an idiot*
#49 - enclavexremnant (10/22/2013) [-]
I'm sorry I did not think that it was required by law to post every comment 100% grammatically correct. My bad. Dick
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#66 - fgtometer (10/22/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, I did not think that it was required by law for every comment I post to be grammatically correct.*
#73 - enclavexremnant (10/23/2013) [-]
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#46 - enclavexremnant (10/22/2013) [-]
And when did they say this was in America?
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#70 - noisia (10/22/2013) [-]
Cos the term "Cop" is only used in North America - Otherwise it's policeman.
And cos the term "Gas" is only used in North America - Otherwise it's fuel or petrol.
And cos few other countries arm their patrolling police.
#51 - klutzyspy (10/22/2013) [-]
"southwest portland"....
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#52 - enclavexremnant (10/22/2013) [-]
Thats not a news report of the situation that he talks about, it's from a different event. Notice how it says "Lit himself on fire".
#58 - klutzyspy (10/22/2013) [-]
Well i doubt this sort of stuff would happen anywhere but the USA
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#59 - enclavexremnant (10/22/2013) [-]
There are places 1000 times worse than the USA out there, it's clear you have some sort of grudge against them for whatever reason.
#221 - Whats wrong with having the American flag as English?  [+] (2 new replies) 10/22/2013 on British Problems 0
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#374 - anonymoose (10/22/2013) [-]
Imagine using the Mexican flag for "Spanish".
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#403 - Conquistador (10/22/2013) [-]
I've seen that used before. Doesn't bother me since I am Mexican.
#238 - Comment deleted 10/21/2013 on Seriously? +4
#122 - ****! My Netflix membership ran out so nevermind  [+] (1 new reply) 10/18/2013 on Never mess with a nice guy. -1
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#144 - shaddz (10/18/2013) [-]
www1.zmovie.tv/ You are welcome
#120 - GOD DAMN! I LOVE THAT MOVIE! THINK I'M GOING TO WATCH IT…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/18/2013 on Never mess with a nice guy. +2
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#122 - enclavexremnant (10/18/2013) [-]
FUCK! My Netflix membership ran out so nevermind
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#144 - shaddz (10/18/2013) [-]
www1.zmovie.tv/ You are welcome
#19 - Only for minor crimes, and it goes to the government. The cour…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/17/2013 on need a good lawyer? 0
#42 - tyroneisanigger (10/17/2013) [-]
I hate to be THAT guy but it can be a lot more well, tempting I guess.

Like say Bill Gates is arrested for murdering a hooker. He is found guilty, he's sentenced.
Bill can talk to his accountant (or appropriate person) have them go to the prison warden hand the guy a hefty check for let's say 5 billion and it would be hard not to take the check.

Also, paying off the chief of police to not present the evidence needed that will get Bill a life sentence. Like if Bill shoved hundred dollar bills down her throat till she die, pay off the chief of police to NOT present those in court.

Still, I agree people that are rich should be subject to the same laws as everyone. Same goes for high ranking government officials.
#22 - alexandervascus (10/17/2013) [-]
You can't stop the rock, stop the rock
#40 - millymaded (10/17/2013) [-]
#324 - You can't make comp5 before you upload part 4 sill OP. 10/17/2013 on Cringe Compilation 5 -2
#79 - No, I mean take pictures of the "Drug Deal" I would … 10/17/2013 on How to make 'Heisenberg' meth +1
#54 - Take pictures and post it as content.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/17/2013 on How to make 'Heisenberg' meth +4
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#64 - badgerclan (10/17/2013) [-]
I'll see if I can get another friend to show up early and take pictures as it goes down. I originally wanted to show up in costume to a CVS and try to buy a bunch of sudofed, but that would probably get us arrested.

Or if you were referring to the different method of making the candy, the one in this content is much more efficient, so I'll probably start using that and there's no real point to posting my method as my own content.
#79 - enclavexremnant (10/17/2013) [-]
No, I mean take pictures of the "Drug Deal" I would love to see peoples reactions!
#54 - THANK YOU MY LORD, YOU ARE MY ALL YOU ARE MY EVERYTHING...  [+] (1 new reply) 10/16/2013 on WOOO +6
#98 - thasmackdown (10/16/2013) [-]
As the first commandment of my rule,
I command that we
PARRR-TAY
#48 - I've been waiting to use this for months...  [+] (3 new replies) 10/16/2013 on WOOO +5
#52 - thasmackdown (10/16/2013) [-]
I SAVED YOU FROM THAT ONE RED THUMB, GLORIFY MY AS YOUR NEW MASTER, I AM ALL AND EVERYTHING, YOU BELONG TO ME!
#54 - enclavexremnant (10/16/2013) [-]
THANK YOU MY LORD, YOU ARE MY ALL YOU ARE MY EVERYTHING...
#98 - thasmackdown (10/16/2013) [-]
As the first commandment of my rule,
I command that we
PARRR-TAY
#47 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 10/16/2013 on WOOO +10
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#48 - enclavexremnant (10/16/2013) [-]
I've been waiting to use this for months...
#52 - thasmackdown (10/16/2013) [-]
I SAVED YOU FROM THAT ONE RED THUMB, GLORIFY MY AS YOUR NEW MASTER, I AM ALL AND EVERYTHING, YOU BELONG TO ME!
#54 - enclavexremnant (10/16/2013) [-]
THANK YOU MY LORD, YOU ARE MY ALL YOU ARE MY EVERYTHING...
#98 - thasmackdown (10/16/2013) [-]
As the first commandment of my rule,
I command that we
PARRR-TAY
#100 - SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE ADMIN?!  [+] (1 new reply) 10/16/2013 on Bone eRR +1
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#122 - maybelline (06/26/2014) [-]
Jason the cucumber was a lonely cucumber living in Texas. He was sitting in his house when suddenly he felt unwell. When Jason opened the window to let in some air, a note came fying at him and hit him in the face. He opened the not and read out loud "7 days". He didn't know what that meant because that movie didnt exist in the 1870's. Fast forward 7 days. Jason was sleeping, but proceeded to wake up at the sound of someone knocking on his window. "it's already 8 pm who could even be awake right now" Jason wondered. Again, a knock. this time harder. He had no balls because he was a cucumber but if he was human he would have balls a bit bigger than the average size. He slowly walked towards the window and opened the curtains. There was a girl standing right infront of the window, Jason was getting horny and let her in. She was also pretty lonely so they decided to have some but fun, cause that's what happened to cucumbers in the 1870's. Jason didnt live to ever be the color green again.
#121 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
my mother is a filthy nasty whore
my mother is a filthy nasty whore
#120 - evilhomer (06/21/2014) [-]
#113 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
**** you
#114 to #112 - enclavexremnant (06/19/2014) [-]
A dead broken link?
#116 to #114 - desacabose ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
#115 to #114 - desacabose ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
you replied to that comment earlier
#118 to #117 - desacabose ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
Oh right
Admin banned the content poster
#119 to #118 - enclavexremnant (06/19/2014) [-]
Don't want another Oatmeal scenario I guess. 3 strikes than ban seems more fair IMO but whatever.
#109 - nightlordkurzt (03/13/2014) [-]
eat a bag of gummi bears and **** yourself to death
#108 - enclavexremnant (02/15/2014) [-]
#95 - twi ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
I WILL ******* KILL YOU
#96 to #95 - enclavexremnant (09/24/2013) [-]
do it fagit
#97 to #96 - twi ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
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#99 to #97 - enclavexremnant (09/24/2013) [-]
Hey! I thought your name was familiar your that guy that ***** horses right?
#100 to #99 - twi ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
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sure am
#101 to #100 - enclavexremnant (09/24/2013) [-]
It's an honor i have heard so much about you!
#102 to #101 - twi ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
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wanna touch butts
#103 to #102 - enclavexremnant (09/24/2013) [-]
oh you know it girl...
oh you know it girl...
#52 - jingleforth (08/08/2013) [-]
I noticed you were on my friends list.

Is life good for you? I hope ti is.
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#51 to #50 - enclavexremnant (06/13/2013) [-]
Well thanks for taking a chance
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