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#59 - Jumping off a cliff? Lighting yourself on fire? I just used th…  [+] (8 new replies) 10/15/2013 on Luck 0
#60 - schneidend (10/15/2013) [-]
He'd survive the fall, miraculously unharmed (it's happened). In his on-fire panic he would run right into a pool or fall into a river.
User avatar #66 - PVTDickStryker (10/16/2013) [-]
Or it would start raining
User avatar #65 - manwithmanynames (10/16/2013) [-]
With the second one, shock would probably kill him (or drowns after shock kicks in)
User avatar #99 - schneidend (10/16/2013) [-]
Nope. Earthquake cracks the pool. The fall deposits the man in an underground river that conveys him into the ocean. Eventually, he washes up on a tropical island full of beautiful women that share all of his interests.
User avatar #102 - manwithmanynames (10/16/2013) [-]
Dude, I would enjoy that to no end... it would be heaven to me!
User avatar #103 - schneidend (10/16/2013) [-]
Well, try to kill yourself. Dreams CAN come true!
User avatar #105 - manwithmanynames (10/16/2013) [-]
man, the luck of the Irish ain't that strong in me, I'm only like 3/32 Irish...

but I did find two 4 leaf clovers and a five leaf clover Saturday, hm
User avatar #64 - halloweenwillcome (10/16/2013) [-]
If he was in brittain around 1960, he would've been given the death penalty for suicide =D
#56 - Every time i see this post I don't understand why he dose not …  [+] (12 new replies) 10/15/2013 on Luck +2
User avatar #79 - newsuperyoshi (10/16/2013) [-]
It's Japanese and guns are banned there for civilians under international treaties.
#58 - schneidend (10/15/2013) [-]
Maybe too hard/too expensive to obtain a gun in his country? Not sure.
#77 - newsuperyoshi (10/16/2013) [-]
It's dangerous to go alone, take this!
User avatar #59 - enclavexremnant (10/15/2013) [-]
Jumping off a cliff? Lighting yourself on fire? I just used that as a example saying he is not trying hard enough.
#60 - schneidend (10/15/2013) [-]
He'd survive the fall, miraculously unharmed (it's happened). In his on-fire panic he would run right into a pool or fall into a river.
User avatar #66 - PVTDickStryker (10/16/2013) [-]
Or it would start raining
User avatar #65 - manwithmanynames (10/16/2013) [-]
With the second one, shock would probably kill him (or drowns after shock kicks in)
User avatar #99 - schneidend (10/16/2013) [-]
Nope. Earthquake cracks the pool. The fall deposits the man in an underground river that conveys him into the ocean. Eventually, he washes up on a tropical island full of beautiful women that share all of his interests.
User avatar #102 - manwithmanynames (10/16/2013) [-]
Dude, I would enjoy that to no end... it would be heaven to me!
User avatar #103 - schneidend (10/16/2013) [-]
Well, try to kill yourself. Dreams CAN come true!
User avatar #105 - manwithmanynames (10/16/2013) [-]
man, the luck of the Irish ain't that strong in me, I'm only like 3/32 Irish...

but I did find two 4 leaf clovers and a five leaf clover Saturday, hm
User avatar #64 - halloweenwillcome (10/16/2013) [-]
If he was in brittain around 1960, he would've been given the death penalty for suicide =D
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#40 - I'm not even a Breaking Bad fan and i want this *******… 10/15/2013 on Walter White by day,... 0
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#71 - Than forget I said anything...  [+] (1 new reply) 10/15/2013 on 'Murica 0
#99 - meuk (10/15/2013) [-]
*Then
#68 - Judging a nation from a single individual. Dose this mean i ca…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/15/2013 on 'Murica +2
User avatar #70 - ragingbrony (10/15/2013) [-]
people already say that
User avatar #71 - enclavexremnant (10/15/2013) [-]
Than forget I said anything...
#99 - meuk (10/15/2013) [-]
*Then
#3 - Thanksgiving weekend? It's the 14th.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/15/2013 on There's only 151 real... 0
User avatar #4 - buttholee (10/15/2013) [-]
Yeah, some people celebrate on Sunday, cause since Monday's off, we stay till later
#1 - This seems familer...OH thats because it was on the front page…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/15/2013 on There's only 151 real... +5
User avatar #2 - buttholee (10/15/2013) [-]
Was it? I saw it on facebook... I didn't go on FJ yesterday, it's thanksgiving weekend
User avatar #3 - enclavexremnant (10/15/2013) [-]
Thanksgiving weekend? It's the 14th.
User avatar #4 - buttholee (10/15/2013) [-]
Yeah, some people celebrate on Sunday, cause since Monday's off, we stay till later
#1 - Over two minutes of waiting for this!?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/15/2013 on finish her -1
#6 - Womens Study Major (10/15/2013) [-]
Get a broadband, dumbass.
#2 - Who the hell microwaves a disk?!  [+] (4 new replies) 10/15/2013 on Don't mess with Uncle 0
#10 - Womens Study Major (10/15/2013) [-]
Good parents that are concerned for their children's growth in character.
#43 - domefige (10/16/2013) [-]
But if the parents destroy the game, how can the children's character grow?
#57 - Womens Study Major (10/16/2013) [-]
Not the in-game character, you dum dum
#37 - Womens Study Major (10/15/2013) [-]
Nah that's just an asshole move.
#90 - Welcome to ******* funnyjunk. Where anything that…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/15/2013 on Hold mah baby +6
User avatar #95 - mondominiman (10/15/2013) [-]
admin just want's google not to see this site as a porn site so younger viewers can visit this site and he earns more money via ads.
User avatar #114 - questionaire (10/15/2013) [-]
which is completely acceptable in my honest opinion.
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#32 - Last time I did, twelve people died... 10/14/2013 on The Horrors of Bill's PC 0
#30 - "I'm not a faggot i just suck dicks Bro..." Naw i'm …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/14/2013 on The Horrors of Bill's PC 0
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#32 - enclavexremnant (10/14/2013) [-]
Last time I did, twelve people died...
#103 - It is! It's like Drive (the movie) on LSD with fast paced SMB … 10/14/2013 on Best Scarecrow Cosplay I've... 0
#28 - If your to poor to afford a bottle, by all means let me know.  [+] (4 new replies) 10/14/2013 on The Horrors of Bill's PC +1
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User avatar #30 - enclavexremnant (10/14/2013) [-]
"I'm not a faggot i just suck dicks Bro..." Naw i'm just a real Pony-phobic.
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#32 - enclavexremnant (10/14/2013) [-]
Last time I did, twelve people died...

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User avatar #122 - maybelline (06/26/2014) [-]
Jason the cucumber was a lonely cucumber living in Texas. He was sitting in his house when suddenly he felt unwell. When Jason opened the window to let in some air, a note came fying at him and hit him in the face. He opened the not and read out loud "7 days". He didn't know what that meant because that movie didnt exist in the 1870's. Fast forward 7 days. Jason was sleeping, but proceeded to wake up at the sound of someone knocking on his window. "it's already 8 pm who could even be awake right now" Jason wondered. Again, a knock. this time harder. He had no balls because he was a cucumber but if he was human he would have balls a bit bigger than the average size. He slowly walked towards the window and opened the curtains. There was a girl standing right infront of the window, Jason was getting horny and let her in. She was also pretty lonely so they decided to have some but fun, cause that's what happened to cucumbers in the 1870's. Jason didnt live to ever be the color green again.
#121 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #114 to #112 - enclavexremnant (06/19/2014) [-]
A dead broken link?
User avatar #115 to #114 - desacabose (06/19/2014) [-]
you replied to that comment earlier
User avatar #118 to #117 - desacabose (06/19/2014) [-]
Oh right
Admin banned the content poster
User avatar #119 to #118 - enclavexremnant (06/19/2014) [-]
Don't want another Oatmeal scenario I guess. 3 strikes than ban seems more fair IMO but whatever.
User avatar #109 - nightlordkurzt (03/13/2014) [-]
eat a bag of gummi bears and **** yourself to death
User avatar #95 - twi (09/24/2013) [-]
I WILL ******* KILL YOU
#97 to #96 - twi (09/24/2013) [-]
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#99 to #97 - enclavexremnant (09/24/2013) [-]
Hey! I thought your name was familiar your that guy that ***** horses right?
#100 to #99 - twi (09/24/2013) [-]
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sure am
User avatar #101 to #100 - enclavexremnant (09/24/2013) [-]
It's an honor i have heard so much about you!
#102 to #101 - twi (09/24/2013) [-]
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wanna touch butts
#103 to #102 - enclavexremnant (09/24/2013) [-]
oh you know it girl...
oh you know it girl...
User avatar #52 - jingleforth (08/08/2013) [-]
I noticed you were on my friends list.

Is life good for you? I hope ti is.
#50 - bigairchicago **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#51 to #50 - enclavexremnant (06/13/2013) [-]
Well thanks for taking a chance
User avatar #29 - xxiitzskillzxx (09/02/2012) [-]
I thought about it. And when your online tell me what you think.I will give you barf burger ill give you the stove but its the only book i have and i dont really want to trade it.I will also add on Abraham lincoln which is 20k points.Tell me what you think
User avatar #30 to #29 - enclavexremnant (09/02/2012) [-]
Ok that seems fair, Let me know if you want me to send the requests or you
User avatar #31 to #30 - xxiitzskillzxx (09/02/2012) [-]
Ill send them :)
User avatar #25 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (08/26/2012) [-]
star for 3 aids babys?
#26 to #25 - Womens Study Major (08/27/2012) [-]
Anything but the star. Sorry i should of put that in the comment
User avatar #20 - randomnameabc (08/25/2012) [-]
o **** dude, i managed to give you 2. could i have one back?
User avatar #22 to #20 - enclavexremnant (08/25/2012) [-]
I sent it back sorry man
User avatar #21 to #20 - randomnameabc (08/25/2012) [-]
thanks.
User avatar #23 to #21 - enclavexremnant (08/25/2012) [-]
NO thank YOU for giving me a free item
User avatar #24 to #23 - randomnameabc (08/25/2012) [-]
Meh, you only need one furnace, and i come across atleast 3 furnaces each day. I've probably given away 8 furnaces or so. It's my pleasure.
User avatar #19 - frozenpickle (08/23/2012) [-]
send in request with whatever you can miss and i will accept
User avatar #18 - frozenpickle (08/23/2012) [-]
i saw you wanted blue filly eggs?
User avatar #14 - Benka (08/16/2012) [-]
enjoy
#15 to #14 - enclavexremnant (08/16/2012) [-]
Thank you for the cookies
#4 - invshika (08/15/2012) [-]
mfw doc for iron
User avatar #5 to #4 - enclavexremnant (08/15/2012) [-]
Fine then i will take my business elsewhere
User avatar #1 - opsdildo (08/10/2012) [-]
I already have a sword of eternal burning
User avatar #2 to #1 - enclavexremnant (08/10/2012) [-]
Oh sorry did not see it
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