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#59 - There are places 1000 times worse than the USA out there, it's… 10/22/2013 on Wonderful /b/ -1
#52 - Thats not a news report of the situation that he talks about, …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/22/2013 on Wonderful /b/ -1
#58 - klutzyspy (10/22/2013) [-]
Well i doubt this sort of stuff would happen anywhere but the USA
User avatar #59 - enclavexremnant (10/22/2013) [-]
There are places 1000 times worse than the USA out there, it's clear you have some sort of grudge against them for whatever reason.
#49 - I'm sorry I did not think that it was required by law to post …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/22/2013 on Wonderful /b/ -4
User avatar #66 - fgtometer (10/22/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, I did not think that it was required by law for every comment I post to be grammatically correct.*
#73 - enclavexremnant (10/23/2013) [-]
#46 - And when did they say this was in America?  [+] (5 new replies) 10/22/2013 on Wonderful /b/ 0
User avatar #70 - noisia (10/22/2013) [-]
Cos the term "Cop" is only used in North America - Otherwise it's policeman.
And cos the term "Gas" is only used in North America - Otherwise it's fuel or petrol.
And cos few other countries arm their patrolling police.
#51 - klutzyspy (10/22/2013) [-]
"southwest portland"....
User avatar #52 - enclavexremnant (10/22/2013) [-]
Thats not a news report of the situation that he talks about, it's from a different event. Notice how it says "Lit himself on fire".
#58 - klutzyspy (10/22/2013) [-]
Well i doubt this sort of stuff would happen anywhere but the USA
User avatar #59 - enclavexremnant (10/22/2013) [-]
There are places 1000 times worse than the USA out there, it's clear you have some sort of grudge against them for whatever reason.
#45 - Your an idiot if you think this Actually happened.  [+] (10 new replies) 10/22/2013 on Wonderful /b/ -3
User avatar #47 - dartharc (10/22/2013) [-]
you're an idiot*
#49 - enclavexremnant (10/22/2013) [-]
I'm sorry I did not think that it was required by law to post every comment 100% grammatically correct. My bad. Dick
User avatar #66 - fgtometer (10/22/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, I did not think that it was required by law for every comment I post to be grammatically correct.*
#73 - enclavexremnant (10/23/2013) [-]
User avatar #46 - enclavexremnant (10/22/2013) [-]
And when did they say this was in America?
User avatar #70 - noisia (10/22/2013) [-]
Cos the term "Cop" is only used in North America - Otherwise it's policeman.
And cos the term "Gas" is only used in North America - Otherwise it's fuel or petrol.
And cos few other countries arm their patrolling police.
#51 - klutzyspy (10/22/2013) [-]
"southwest portland"....
User avatar #52 - enclavexremnant (10/22/2013) [-]
Thats not a news report of the situation that he talks about, it's from a different event. Notice how it says "Lit himself on fire".
#58 - klutzyspy (10/22/2013) [-]
Well i doubt this sort of stuff would happen anywhere but the USA
User avatar #59 - enclavexremnant (10/22/2013) [-]
There are places 1000 times worse than the USA out there, it's clear you have some sort of grudge against them for whatever reason.
#221 - Whats wrong with having the American flag as English?  [+] (2 new replies) 10/22/2013 on British Problems 0
User avatar #374 - anonymoose (10/22/2013) [-]
Imagine using the Mexican flag for "Spanish".
User avatar #403 - Conquistador (10/22/2013) [-]
I've seen that used before. Doesn't bother me since I am Mexican.
#238 - Comment deleted 10/21/2013 on Seriously? +4
#122 - **** ! My Netflix membership ran out so nevermind  [+] (1 new reply) 10/18/2013 on Never mess with a nice guy. -1
User avatar #144 - shaddz (10/18/2013) [-]
www1.zmovie.tv/ You are welcome
#120 - GOD DAMN! I LOVE THAT MOVIE! THINK I'M GOING TO WATCH IT…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/18/2013 on Never mess with a nice guy. +2
User avatar #122 - enclavexremnant (10/18/2013) [-]
FUCK! My Netflix membership ran out so nevermind
User avatar #144 - shaddz (10/18/2013) [-]
www1.zmovie.tv/ You are welcome
#19 - Only for minor crimes, and it goes to the government. The cour…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/17/2013 on need a good lawyer? 0
#42 - tyroneisanigger (10/17/2013) [-]
I hate to be THAT guy but it can be a lot more well, tempting I guess.

Like say Bill Gates is arrested for murdering a hooker. He is found guilty, he's sentenced.
Bill can talk to his accountant (or appropriate person) have them go to the prison warden hand the guy a hefty check for let's say 5 billion and it would be hard not to take the check.

Also, paying off the chief of police to not present the evidence needed that will get Bill a life sentence. Like if Bill shoved hundred dollar bills down her throat till she die, pay off the chief of police to NOT present those in court.

Still, I agree people that are rich should be subject to the same laws as everyone. Same goes for high ranking government officials.
#22 - alexandervascus (10/17/2013) [-]
You can't stop the rock, stop the rock
#40 - millymaded (10/17/2013) [-]
#324 - You can't make comp5 before you upload part 4 sill OP. 10/17/2013 on Cringe Compilation 5 -2
#79 - No, I mean take pictures of the "Drug Deal" I would … 10/17/2013 on How to make 'Heisenberg' meth +1
#54 - Take pictures and post it as content.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/17/2013 on How to make 'Heisenberg' meth +4
User avatar #64 - badgerclan (10/17/2013) [-]
I'll see if I can get another friend to show up early and take pictures as it goes down. I originally wanted to show up in costume to a CVS and try to buy a bunch of sudofed, but that would probably get us arrested.

Or if you were referring to the different method of making the candy, the one in this content is much more efficient, so I'll probably start using that and there's no real point to posting my method as my own content.
#79 - enclavexremnant (10/17/2013) [-]
No, I mean take pictures of the "Drug Deal" I would love to see peoples reactions!
#54 - THANK YOU MY LORD, YOU ARE MY ALL YOU ARE MY EVERYTHING...  [+] (1 new reply) 10/16/2013 on WOOO +6
#98 - thasmackdown (10/16/2013) [-]
As the first commandment of my rule,
I command that we
PARRR-TAY
#48 - I've been waiting to use this for months...  [+] (3 new replies) 10/16/2013 on WOOO +5
#52 - thasmackdown (10/16/2013) [-]
I SAVED YOU FROM THAT ONE RED THUMB, GLORIFY MY AS YOUR NEW MASTER, I AM ALL AND EVERYTHING, YOU BELONG TO ME!
#54 - enclavexremnant (10/16/2013) [-]
THANK YOU MY LORD, YOU ARE MY ALL YOU ARE MY EVERYTHING...
#98 - thasmackdown (10/16/2013) [-]
As the first commandment of my rule,
I command that we
PARRR-TAY
#47 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 10/16/2013 on WOOO +10
User avatar #48 - enclavexremnant (10/16/2013) [-]
I've been waiting to use this for months...
#52 - thasmackdown (10/16/2013) [-]
I SAVED YOU FROM THAT ONE RED THUMB, GLORIFY MY AS YOUR NEW MASTER, I AM ALL AND EVERYTHING, YOU BELONG TO ME!
#54 - enclavexremnant (10/16/2013) [-]
THANK YOU MY LORD, YOU ARE MY ALL YOU ARE MY EVERYTHING...
#98 - thasmackdown (10/16/2013) [-]
As the first commandment of my rule,
I command that we
PARRR-TAY
#100 - SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE ADMIN?!  [+] (1 new reply) 10/16/2013 on Bone eRR +1
#102 - yourmomismyhostage has deleted their comment.
#59 - Jumping off a cliff? Lighting yourself on fire? I just used th…  [+] (8 new replies) 10/15/2013 on Luck 0
#60 - schneidend (10/15/2013) [-]
He'd survive the fall, miraculously unharmed (it's happened). In his on-fire panic he would run right into a pool or fall into a river.
User avatar #66 - PVTDickStryker (10/16/2013) [-]
Or it would start raining
User avatar #65 - manwithmanynames (10/16/2013) [-]
With the second one, shock would probably kill him (or drowns after shock kicks in)
User avatar #99 - schneidend (10/16/2013) [-]
Nope. Earthquake cracks the pool. The fall deposits the man in an underground river that conveys him into the ocean. Eventually, he washes up on a tropical island full of beautiful women that share all of his interests.
User avatar #102 - manwithmanynames (10/16/2013) [-]
Dude, I would enjoy that to no end... it would be heaven to me!
User avatar #103 - schneidend (10/16/2013) [-]
Well, try to kill yourself. Dreams CAN come true!
User avatar #105 - manwithmanynames (10/16/2013) [-]
man, the luck of the Irish ain't that strong in me, I'm only like 3/32 Irish...

but I did find two 4 leaf clovers and a five leaf clover Saturday, hm
User avatar #64 - halloweenwillcome (10/16/2013) [-]
If he was in brittain around 1960, he would've been given the death penalty for suicide =D
#56 - Every time i see this post I don't understand why he dose not …  [+] (12 new replies) 10/15/2013 on Luck +2
User avatar #79 - newsuperyoshi (10/16/2013) [-]
It's Japanese and guns are banned there for civilians under international treaties.
#58 - schneidend (10/15/2013) [-]
Maybe too hard/too expensive to obtain a gun in his country? Not sure.
#77 - newsuperyoshi (10/16/2013) [-]
It's dangerous to go alone, take this!
User avatar #59 - enclavexremnant (10/15/2013) [-]
Jumping off a cliff? Lighting yourself on fire? I just used that as a example saying he is not trying hard enough.
#60 - schneidend (10/15/2013) [-]
He'd survive the fall, miraculously unharmed (it's happened). In his on-fire panic he would run right into a pool or fall into a river.
User avatar #66 - PVTDickStryker (10/16/2013) [-]
Or it would start raining
User avatar #65 - manwithmanynames (10/16/2013) [-]
With the second one, shock would probably kill him (or drowns after shock kicks in)
User avatar #99 - schneidend (10/16/2013) [-]
Nope. Earthquake cracks the pool. The fall deposits the man in an underground river that conveys him into the ocean. Eventually, he washes up on a tropical island full of beautiful women that share all of his interests.
User avatar #102 - manwithmanynames (10/16/2013) [-]
Dude, I would enjoy that to no end... it would be heaven to me!
User avatar #103 - schneidend (10/16/2013) [-]
Well, try to kill yourself. Dreams CAN come true!
User avatar #105 - manwithmanynames (10/16/2013) [-]
man, the luck of the Irish ain't that strong in me, I'm only like 3/32 Irish...

but I did find two 4 leaf clovers and a five leaf clover Saturday, hm
User avatar #64 - halloweenwillcome (10/16/2013) [-]
If he was in brittain around 1960, he would've been given the death penalty for suicide =D
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#40 - I'm not even a Breaking Bad fan and i want this *******… 10/15/2013 on Walter White by day,... 0
#43 - His mother was a Python and his father was a kinky ****… 10/15/2013 on Problem solved +11

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User avatar #122 - maybelline (06/26/2014) [-]
Jason the cucumber was a lonely cucumber living in Texas. He was sitting in his house when suddenly he felt unwell. When Jason opened the window to let in some air, a note came fying at him and hit him in the face. He opened the not and read out loud "7 days". He didn't know what that meant because that movie didnt exist in the 1870's. Fast forward 7 days. Jason was sleeping, but proceeded to wake up at the sound of someone knocking on his window. "it's already 8 pm who could even be awake right now" Jason wondered. Again, a knock. this time harder. He had no balls because he was a cucumber but if he was human he would have balls a bit bigger than the average size. He slowly walked towards the window and opened the curtains. There was a girl standing right infront of the window, Jason was getting horny and let her in. She was also pretty lonely so they decided to have some but fun, cause that's what happened to cucumbers in the 1870's. Jason didnt live to ever be the color green again.
#121 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #114 to #112 - enclavexremnant ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
A dead broken link?
User avatar #115 to #114 - desacabose (06/19/2014) [-]
you replied to that comment earlier
User avatar #118 to #117 - desacabose (06/19/2014) [-]
Oh right
Admin banned the content poster
User avatar #119 to #118 - enclavexremnant ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
Don't want another Oatmeal scenario I guess. 3 strikes than ban seems more fair IMO but whatever.
User avatar #109 - nightlordkurzt (03/13/2014) [-]
eat a bag of gummi bears and **** yourself to death
User avatar #95 - twi (09/24/2013) [-]
I WILL ******* KILL YOU
#96 to #95 - enclavexremnant ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
do it fagit
#97 to #96 - twi (09/24/2013) [-]
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#99 to #97 - enclavexremnant ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
Hey! I thought your name was familiar your that guy that ***** horses right?
#100 to #99 - twi (09/24/2013) [-]
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sure am
User avatar #101 to #100 - enclavexremnant ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
It's an honor i have heard so much about you!
#102 to #101 - twi (09/24/2013) [-]
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wanna touch butts
#103 to #102 - enclavexremnant ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
oh you know it girl...
oh you know it girl...
User avatar #52 - jingleforth ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
I noticed you were on my friends list.

Is life good for you? I hope ti is.
#50 - bigairchicago **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#51 to #50 - enclavexremnant ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
Well thanks for taking a chance
User avatar #29 - xxiitzskillzxx (09/02/2012) [-]
I thought about it. And when your online tell me what you think.I will give you barf burger ill give you the stove but its the only book i have and i dont really want to trade it.I will also add on Abraham lincoln which is 20k points.Tell me what you think
User avatar #30 to #29 - enclavexremnant ONLINE (09/02/2012) [-]
Ok that seems fair, Let me know if you want me to send the requests or you
User avatar #31 to #30 - xxiitzskillzxx (09/02/2012) [-]
Ill send them :)
User avatar #25 - chewieisthebest (08/26/2012) [-]
star for 3 aids babys?
#26 to #25 - anonymous (08/27/2012) [-]
Anything but the star. Sorry i should of put that in the comment
User avatar #20 - randomnameabc (08/25/2012) [-]
o **** dude, i managed to give you 2. could i have one back?
User avatar #22 to #20 - enclavexremnant ONLINE (08/25/2012) [-]
I sent it back sorry man
User avatar #21 to #20 - randomnameabc (08/25/2012) [-]
thanks.
User avatar #23 to #21 - enclavexremnant ONLINE (08/25/2012) [-]
NO thank YOU for giving me a free item
User avatar #24 to #23 - randomnameabc (08/25/2012) [-]
Meh, you only need one furnace, and i come across atleast 3 furnaces each day. I've probably given away 8 furnaces or so. It's my pleasure.
User avatar #19 - frozenpickle (08/23/2012) [-]
send in request with whatever you can miss and i will accept
User avatar #18 - frozenpickle (08/23/2012) [-]
i saw you wanted blue filly eggs?
#4 - invshika (08/15/2012) [-]
mfw doc for iron
User avatar #5 to #4 - enclavexremnant ONLINE (08/15/2012) [-]
Fine then i will take my business elsewhere
User avatar #1 - opsdildo (08/10/2012) [-]
I already have a sword of eternal burning
User avatar #2 to #1 - enclavexremnant ONLINE (08/10/2012) [-]
Oh sorry did not see it
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