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enclavexremnant

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Gender: male
Age: 19
Video Games Played: fallout, fallout 2, fallout 3, fallout tactics, fallout new vegas,
Interests: Energy weapons, Speech, Science
Date Signed Up:4/15/2012
Last Login:3/05/2015
Location:Outskrits of San Francisco on a oil rig
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#29314
Highest Content Rank:#3896
Highest Comment Rank:#3239
Content Thumbs: 2329 total,  2564 ,  235
Comment Thumbs: 1921 total,  2612 ,  691
Content Level Progress: 97% (97/100)
Level 122 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 123 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 28% (28/100)
Level 217 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 218 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:1
Content Views:130841
Times Content Favorited:269 times
Total Comments Made:1998
FJ Points:1736
Favorite Tags: dark souls (2)
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latest user's comments

#151 - Wow, don't cut yourself with all that edge... 02/20/2014 on My favorite moment from... 0
#93 - I know right! I called this one girl 'Sexy Camel toe mcjiggleb… 02/20/2014 on how not to quit your job +5
#69 - Bill Nye The Nazi Spy... 02/20/2014 on One lucky fan -1
#159 - Pfft, join the Enclave we have ALL of these things PLUS you ge… 02/20/2014 on The Galactic empire 0
#156 - ******* zombies?! I need some sauce on this retoast  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2014 on The Galactic empire 0
User avatar #163 - painfullfoxtwo (02/20/2014) [-]
death troopers,is a book
#66 - We goddamn rule these schools! 02/19/2014 on Sewer blocked by a large Pooh 0
#157 - Please...Fallout is the best open world apocalyptic franchise.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2014 on The Definitive Zelda Argument 0
#160 - thelastelephant (02/18/2014) [-]
If I could only count how many hours of my life I've lost to the Capital and Mojave Wastelands
#66 - He never said that, that news station just misinterpreted or s… 02/16/2014 on Thanks Biden 0
#36 - Your really not missing out on that much, Mods are cool and al…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/16/2014 on The Gourmet -2
User avatar #85 - mapleknight (02/16/2014) [-]
Are you kidding?
You can only play for so long on vanilla Skyrim.
When you mod, it opens up a whole new glorious world of spiderman wielding a lightsaber.
Maybe some fuckin' penguins and shit in there too, man.
User avatar #76 - gabemczombie (02/16/2014) [-]
Somebody didn't like that comment
#78 - YOU DID NOT GIVE CREDIT YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD ERJGNOETIHGRISBN… 02/16/2014 on Dear internet 0
#116 - No, they were not banned BECAUSE of an incident.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/16/2014 on Creative ads 0
User avatar #117 - thirdjess (02/16/2014) [-]
They were not banned because of an incident in AMERICA
#114 - Yeah, thats it heard it from somewhwere.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/16/2014 on Creative ads 0
User avatar #115 - thirdjess (02/16/2014) [-]
Then what I originally said was correct?
User avatar #116 - enclavexremnant (02/16/2014) [-]
No, they were not banned BECAUSE of an incident.
User avatar #117 - thirdjess (02/16/2014) [-]
They were not banned because of an incident in AMERICA
#110 - Most schools still do it anyway, it's a stupid law that no one… 02/16/2014 on Creative ads 0
#108 - Nah thats a myth it has something to do with health laws or something.  [+] (5 new replies) 02/16/2014 on Creative ads 0
User avatar #113 - thirdjess (02/16/2014) [-]
Nope, it's in violation of the Federal Food, Drug and Cosmetic Act that basically says shit can't be sold if it has a nonedible object imbedded within it. Stuff like toys in cereal are held within seperate packaging.
#114 - enclavexremnant (02/16/2014) [-]
Yeah, thats it heard it from somewhwere.
User avatar #115 - thirdjess (02/16/2014) [-]
Then what I originally said was correct?
User avatar #116 - enclavexremnant (02/16/2014) [-]
No, they were not banned BECAUSE of an incident.
User avatar #117 - thirdjess (02/16/2014) [-]
They were not banned because of an incident in AMERICA
#20 - He made a pact with the devil... 02/16/2014 on #deep +5
#382 - Try the Burg, that's where i went when i wanted to fight rando… 02/16/2014 on Shit funnyjunk says 0
#78 - Cool...  [+] (1 new reply) 02/16/2014 on Suck it 0
#95 - fuzzysixx (02/18/2014) [-]
#380 - Nah, I would go on streams and fight in fightclubs or on their…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/16/2014 on Shit funnyjunk says +1
User avatar #381 - enderslayer (02/16/2014) [-]
There are freelancers out there.
User avatar #382 - enclavexremnant (02/16/2014) [-]
Try the Burg, that's where i went when i wanted to fight randoms not sure if it's still popular.We used to joke that the forest was worst for PVP hotspots because of all the giantdads and gankers.
#76 - Good luck man, anyone with that slick haircut deserves anything.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/16/2014 on Suck it +1
User avatar #77 - fuzzysixx (02/16/2014) [-]
Yea, I am in love with her, but I see it is not romantic for her with me (at this time at least). Gonna just give her a hard bondage fuck like she asked for before she moves away 2000 miles again. I'll tell her I love her the last night I see her (it's been going on 2 years since i met her at work)
#78 - enclavexremnant (02/16/2014) [-]
Cool...
#95 - fuzzysixx (02/18/2014) [-]
#74 - So much win  [+] (5 new replies) 02/16/2014 on Suck it +1
User avatar #75 - fuzzysixx (02/16/2014) [-]
Well, I almost got to have sex with the girl of my dreams today, partially because of this picture. I made it too romantic. I'm going to just fuck her when I see her tomorrow no feelings on either side. Not what i really want, but better than nothing.
#76 - enclavexremnant (02/16/2014) [-]
Good luck man, anyone with that slick haircut deserves anything.
User avatar #77 - fuzzysixx (02/16/2014) [-]
Yea, I am in love with her, but I see it is not romantic for her with me (at this time at least). Gonna just give her a hard bondage fuck like she asked for before she moves away 2000 miles again. I'll tell her I love her the last night I see her (it's been going on 2 years since i met her at work)
#78 - enclavexremnant (02/16/2014) [-]
Cool...
#95 - fuzzysixx (02/18/2014) [-]
#73 - Whats your steam? 02/16/2014 on Suck it 0
#70 - I know what i'm going as next E3, Enclave soldier is getting old...  [+] (7 new replies) 02/16/2014 on Suck it +1
User avatar #72 - fuzzysixx (02/16/2014) [-]
You could just go as that everyday like me
User avatar #74 - enclavexremnant (02/16/2014) [-]
So much win
User avatar #75 - fuzzysixx (02/16/2014) [-]
Well, I almost got to have sex with the girl of my dreams today, partially because of this picture. I made it too romantic. I'm going to just fuck her when I see her tomorrow no feelings on either side. Not what i really want, but better than nothing.
#76 - enclavexremnant (02/16/2014) [-]
Good luck man, anyone with that slick haircut deserves anything.
User avatar #77 - fuzzysixx (02/16/2014) [-]
Yea, I am in love with her, but I see it is not romantic for her with me (at this time at least). Gonna just give her a hard bondage fuck like she asked for before she moves away 2000 miles again. I'll tell her I love her the last night I see her (it's been going on 2 years since i met her at work)
#78 - enclavexremnant (02/16/2014) [-]
Cool...
#95 - fuzzysixx (02/18/2014) [-]
#69 - It's like 10$ on Steam and while your at it you need to get fa…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/16/2014 on Suck it -1
User avatar #71 - butterduck (02/16/2014) [-]
Again, 2poor2buy.
#92 - xrayfishx (02/16/2014) [-]
That's why we have torrents.
User avatar #73 - enclavexremnant (02/16/2014) [-]
Whats your steam?
#67 - YOUSONOFABITCH. *Deep breath* Play Fallout 3...just do it...  [+] (5 new replies) 02/16/2014 on Suck it -1
User avatar #68 - butterduck (02/16/2014) [-]
2poor2buy ;-;
#69 - enclavexremnant (02/16/2014) [-]
It's like 10$ on Steam and while your at it you need to get fallout New Vegas best godamn games ever. No debate
User avatar #71 - butterduck (02/16/2014) [-]
Again, 2poor2buy.
#92 - xrayfishx (02/16/2014) [-]
That's why we have torrents.
User avatar #73 - enclavexremnant (02/16/2014) [-]
Whats your steam?
#66 - Funny, i'm playing Fallout 2 as i'm browsing. 02/16/2014 on Suck it 0
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #122 - maybelline (06/26/2014) [-]
Jason the cucumber was a lonely cucumber living in Texas. He was sitting in his house when suddenly he felt unwell. When Jason opened the window to let in some air, a note came fying at him and hit him in the face. He opened the not and read out loud "7 days". He didn't know what that meant because that movie didnt exist in the 1870's. Fast forward 7 days. Jason was sleeping, but proceeded to wake up at the sound of someone knocking on his window. "it's already 8 pm who could even be awake right now" Jason wondered. Again, a knock. this time harder. He had no balls because he was a cucumber but if he was human he would have balls a bit bigger than the average size. He slowly walked towards the window and opened the curtains. There was a girl standing right infront of the window, Jason was getting horny and let her in. She was also pretty lonely so they decided to have some but fun, cause that's what happened to cucumbers in the 1870's. Jason didnt live to ever be the color green again.
#121 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #114 to #112 - enclavexremnant (06/19/2014) [-]
A dead broken link?
User avatar #115 to #114 - desacabose ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
you replied to that comment earlier
User avatar #118 to #117 - desacabose ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
Oh right
Admin banned the content poster
User avatar #119 to #118 - enclavexremnant (06/19/2014) [-]
Don't want another Oatmeal scenario I guess. 3 strikes than ban seems more fair IMO but whatever.
User avatar #109 - nightlordkurzt (03/13/2014) [-]
eat a bag of gummi bears and **** yourself to death
User avatar #95 - twi (09/24/2013) [-]
I WILL ******* KILL YOU
#97 to #96 - twi (09/24/2013) [-]
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#99 to #97 - enclavexremnant (09/24/2013) [-]
Hey! I thought your name was familiar your that guy that ***** horses right?
#100 to #99 - twi (09/24/2013) [-]
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sure am
User avatar #101 to #100 - enclavexremnant (09/24/2013) [-]
It's an honor i have heard so much about you!
#102 to #101 - twi (09/24/2013) [-]
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wanna touch butts
#103 to #102 - enclavexremnant (09/24/2013) [-]
oh you know it girl...
oh you know it girl...
User avatar #52 - jingleforth (08/08/2013) [-]
I noticed you were on my friends list.

Is life good for you? I hope ti is.
#50 - bigairchicago **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#51 to #50 - enclavexremnant (06/13/2013) [-]
Well thanks for taking a chance
User avatar #29 - xxiitzskillzxx (09/02/2012) [-]
I thought about it. And when your online tell me what you think.I will give you barf burger ill give you the stove but its the only book i have and i dont really want to trade it.I will also add on Abraham lincoln which is 20k points.Tell me what you think
User avatar #30 to #29 - enclavexremnant (09/02/2012) [-]
Ok that seems fair, Let me know if you want me to send the requests or you
User avatar #31 to #30 - xxiitzskillzxx (09/02/2012) [-]
Ill send them :)
User avatar #25 - chewieisthebest (08/26/2012) [-]
star for 3 aids babys?
#26 to #25 - anonexplains (08/27/2012) [-]
Anything but the star. Sorry i should of put that in the comment
User avatar #20 - randomnameabc (08/25/2012) [-]
o **** dude, i managed to give you 2. could i have one back?
User avatar #22 to #20 - enclavexremnant (08/25/2012) [-]
I sent it back sorry man
User avatar #21 to #20 - randomnameabc (08/25/2012) [-]
thanks.
User avatar #23 to #21 - enclavexremnant (08/25/2012) [-]
NO thank YOU for giving me a free item
User avatar #24 to #23 - randomnameabc (08/25/2012) [-]
Meh, you only need one furnace, and i come across atleast 3 furnaces each day. I've probably given away 8 furnaces or so. It's my pleasure.
User avatar #19 - frozenpickle (08/23/2012) [-]
send in request with whatever you can miss and i will accept
User avatar #18 - frozenpickle (08/23/2012) [-]
i saw you wanted blue filly eggs?
User avatar #14 - Benka (08/16/2012) [-]
enjoy
#15 to #14 - enclavexremnant (08/16/2012) [-]
Thank you for the cookies
#4 - invshika (08/15/2012) [-]
mfw doc for iron
User avatar #5 to #4 - enclavexremnant (08/15/2012) [-]
Fine then i will take my business elsewhere
User avatar #1 - opsdildo (08/10/2012) [-]
I already have a sword of eternal burning
User avatar #2 to #1 - enclavexremnant (08/10/2012) [-]
Oh sorry did not see it
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