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#122 - Yeah and you need to be like level 250 02/23/2014 on FJ moderator team 0
#207 - You are knowledgeable in the Mac Donalds field 02/23/2014 on WTF Fun Fun Facts Comp Vol.... 0
#198 - Oh I forgot about that...pretty messed up.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/23/2014 on WTF Fun Fun Facts Comp Vol.... 0
#200 - damnusernames (02/23/2014) [-]
As well when you go to the American site they say 100% Pure beef, and on the Canadian it is 100% Canadian beef, the UK site will not disclose what they make their meat out of.
#207 - enclavexremnant (02/23/2014) [-]
You are knowledgeable in the Mac Donalds field
#190 - Mac Donald's advertises 100% beef so i'm relatively sure that …  [+] (5 new replies) 02/23/2014 on WTF Fun Fun Facts Comp Vol.... 0
#194 - damnusernames (02/23/2014) [-]
McDonald's advertises that they use "100% REAL" ground beef, "100% REAL" is the provider that McDonald's gets their beef from.
User avatar #203 - rbpwn (02/23/2014) [-]
That's the 8th version of that urban legend I've heard
#198 - enclavexremnant (02/23/2014) [-]
Oh I forgot about that...pretty messed up.
#200 - damnusernames (02/23/2014) [-]
As well when you go to the American site they say 100% Pure beef, and on the Canadian it is 100% Canadian beef, the UK site will not disclose what they make their meat out of.
#207 - enclavexremnant (02/23/2014) [-]
You are knowledgeable in the Mac Donalds field
#188 - Ya know it's still the same right? They don't change recipes c…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/23/2014 on WTF Fun Fun Facts Comp Vol.... 0
User avatar #254 - eddymolly (02/23/2014) [-]
They do, to comply with different countries laws
For example:
Pink Slime is illegal in the UK (hence not in any foods here)

For a food to be classed as "meat" it has to be "skeletal muscle" (i.e. not mechanically reclaimed or organs/tongue etc) and must be less than 25% fat and 25% connective tissue and can't have any chemicals in apart from enzymes

A "Burger" legally has to be at least 62% meat (as defined above)

"Minced Meat" (i.e. what a burger is made from if they try and get around it that way) must be no more than 25% fat and must contain only the meat of the animal stated (again, by meat its the same as above) and can have NO additives of any kind (preservatives, colours, flavours etc)


So yeah, you're wrong, the recipes are different for different countries or they can't sell them
User avatar #230 - schneidend (02/23/2014) [-]
Actually, some places do. For instance, American pizza franchises in Japan offer mayonnaise and calamari, because those are popular pizza toppings there. Those are not options at American pizza places normally.
User avatar #215 - seras (02/23/2014) [-]
Not true, they have to because of laws. Of course the "fact" in the comp is bullshit, but many EU countries have laws so strict about food and especially meat, that McDonalds has to adapt their recipes, otherwise they can not sell it.
#29 - **** YOU, THATS NOT HOW THINGS WORK AROUND HERE!  [+] (3 new replies) 02/23/2014 on dad 0
User avatar #30 - noobieman (02/24/2014) [-]
Well, just because it isn't commonplace doesn't mean that we can't be kind to each other, man. We all have equal chances to be a little more awesome than we already are!
User avatar #32 - enclavexremnant (02/24/2014) [-]
You make me sick...
User avatar #33 - noobieman (02/24/2014) [-]
What? Why?
#262 - yeah, there are worst things going on in the world but people … 02/22/2014 on Good job America 0
#214 - >Generalizing an entire country because of one person W…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/22/2014 on Good job America +6
User avatar #255 - mangostormlegend (02/22/2014) [-]
That's the thing, though. This isn't the first or the worst thing we've heard of.
User avatar #262 - enclavexremnant (02/22/2014) [-]
yeah, there are worst things going on in the world but people pay more attention to America because of how popular it is.
#258 - wheredafuckiswally (02/22/2014) [-]
There is nothing to defend the UK is a shithole i live there and everyone nowadays is some scummy low life or a chav.
User avatar #264 - brobafett (02/22/2014) [-]
They prefer the phrase mudslime.
User avatar #221 - nimba (02/22/2014) [-]
wait for it
#50 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 02/22/2014 on The Magical Wish +33
#80 - groovierpoet Comment deleted by enclavexremnant
#86 - thempc Comment deleted by enclavexremnant
#64 - Here is a better Warden profile image.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/21/2014 on trying to use your fake I.D. +1
User avatar #65 - misterobotunicorn (02/22/2014) [-]
i thank you
#64 - "The internet" Who are you quoting? I suppose I know…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/21/2014 on This guy... +2
User avatar #66 - wolviewolverine (02/21/2014) [-]
How about you start using both of your hands to jerk off your dad, instead of writing here.
User avatar #74 - smartyben (02/21/2014) [-]
>run out of reasons to object someone
>activating mode "grammer nazi"
#67 - anon (02/21/2014) [-]
Ha, perhaps you are just a cynical cunt. My hands are a little occupied fondling your Mom's floppy tits. You're one thumb down does nothing.
#62 - Quite being so edgy you might cut yourself.  [+] (5 new replies) 02/21/2014 on This guy... +7
User avatar #63 - wolviewolverine (02/21/2014) [-]
wow, looks like you have learned new words from "the internet". What else you know?
Stupid moron.
#64 - enclavexremnant (02/21/2014) [-]
"The internet" Who are you quoting? I suppose I know proper grammar for one thing.
It also seems like other than being illiterate you are very angry about something please go take care of that rather than insulting random strangers over the internet to vent your anger.
User avatar #66 - wolviewolverine (02/21/2014) [-]
How about you start using both of your hands to jerk off your dad, instead of writing here.
User avatar #74 - smartyben (02/21/2014) [-]
>run out of reasons to object someone
>activating mode "grammer nazi"
#67 - anon (02/21/2014) [-]
Ha, perhaps you are just a cynical cunt. My hands are a little occupied fondling your Mom's floppy tits. You're one thumb down does nothing.
#137 - Holy **** , I don't care. You understood perfectly…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/21/2014 on Fallout Logic +5
User avatar #163 - zaiopeperse (02/21/2014) [-]
Small typos?
Disposal: easily accessible
Disposable: Replaceable
Courier: Messenger / Bringer of stuff
Courior: ?
User avatar #162 - zaiopeperse (02/21/2014) [-]
That I did.
I only wanted to help, jeez.
#119 - Picture 02/21/2014 on Fallout Logic +31
#114 - Sure, I'm not saying the Courior would of made a bad leader he…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/21/2014 on Fallout Logic +1
User avatar #136 - zaiopeperse (02/21/2014) [-]
Irrelevant to the argument I'm just popping by to ask you to please start saying "courier" instead of "coutior"
And note the difference between "disposal" and "disposable" as they really are very different words.
Thank you, have a nice day =)
#137 - enclavexremnant (02/21/2014) [-]
Holy shit, I don't care. You understood perfectly what I mean't please go do something other than correct people over small typos via the internet.
User avatar #163 - zaiopeperse (02/21/2014) [-]
Small typos?
Disposal: easily accessible
Disposable: Replaceable
Courier: Messenger / Bringer of stuff
Courior: ?
User avatar #162 - zaiopeperse (02/21/2014) [-]
That I did.
I only wanted to help, jeez.
#121 - jubajubejiblets (02/21/2014) [-]
You know, I just watched a Youtube video of that and with his ending it said the any disorder in the streets was ended quickly. It's the wastelands that are still super dangerous. I wonder if it's some small decision you make that decides whether the streets are safe or not that I missed. Also, House isn't the only guy that knows pre-war tech. The courier could have talked to someone else to rig things the way he needed. I wish they would have factored the Hologram tech at Seirra Madre though. I don't think there is any such thing as a perfect plan either. After all, the courier did put a bullet in house's his head didn't he? ;)
#151 - Stevethewizard (02/21/2014) [-]
You need to complete "Wild Card: You and What Army?" in order for the streets to be safe. It gives you 8.5 metric fucktons of additional Mk. II Securitrons. Of course, that requires going to the Fort and actually talking to people instead of just murdering everyone to death.
#173 - jubajubejiblets (02/22/2014) [-]
Ah. I think that might be where I messed up. Maybe. I accepted Caesar's invitation for an audience with him and murdalized everybody. Two Step Goodbye!
#174 - jubajubejiblets (02/22/2014) [-]
After that I went in and got those extra securitrons.
#110 - No he means if house said he was going to pay 20billion caps f… 02/21/2014 on Fallout Logic 0
#193 - There are stupid people everywhere, hate every country equally… 02/21/2014 on At the same location -1
#107 - "Drugged up super duper mutant in power armor..." 02/21/2014 on Fallout Logic 0
#106 - How selfish and stupid of you, you know House would of been a …  [+] (10 new replies) 02/21/2014 on Fallout Logic +1
#113 - jubajubejiblets (02/21/2014) [-]
I thought the writing in the end was kind of screwy for that. When you have an airforce and the most advanced robotic army ever, you shouldn't have any stability problems especially if you go through and wipe out the omertas. When the theme of choice being so prevalent in the fallout games, it's not like the courier couldn't have surrounded himself with good advisors and thought things through well enough to do good things for the people he is leading. Good luck killing him off too, if there was ever a problem he could easy squash any kind of trouble personally if he felt so inclined. If word that driving off Caesar's Legion got out it would make people think twice about a significant seige too.
User avatar #114 - enclavexremnant (02/21/2014) [-]
Sure, I'm not saying the Courior would of made a bad leader he probably would have been a great one. But House has a extravagant plan that's flawless to re-build the Nevada area and turn into a Pre-war utopia. He says that in 20 years he will reignite the technology development sectors, in 50 he will have people in space, and in 100 his ships will find a new planet to colonize untouched by human greed the Courior would never live that long and Houses tron army is made to be controlled by House himself it even says in the Independent ending that " the remaining Securitrons on The Strip were hard-pressed to keep order" the courior dose not know how to operate this pre-war tech that his empire is built around. House has all the knowledge of the old world at his disposable as he was a king in that era aswell.
User avatar #136 - zaiopeperse (02/21/2014) [-]
Irrelevant to the argument I'm just popping by to ask you to please start saying "courier" instead of "coutior"
And note the difference between "disposal" and "disposable" as they really are very different words.
Thank you, have a nice day =)
#137 - enclavexremnant (02/21/2014) [-]
Holy shit, I don't care. You understood perfectly what I mean't please go do something other than correct people over small typos via the internet.
User avatar #163 - zaiopeperse (02/21/2014) [-]
Small typos?
Disposal: easily accessible
Disposable: Replaceable
Courier: Messenger / Bringer of stuff
Courior: ?
User avatar #162 - zaiopeperse (02/21/2014) [-]
That I did.
I only wanted to help, jeez.
#121 - jubajubejiblets (02/21/2014) [-]
You know, I just watched a Youtube video of that and with his ending it said the any disorder in the streets was ended quickly. It's the wastelands that are still super dangerous. I wonder if it's some small decision you make that decides whether the streets are safe or not that I missed. Also, House isn't the only guy that knows pre-war tech. The courier could have talked to someone else to rig things the way he needed. I wish they would have factored the Hologram tech at Seirra Madre though. I don't think there is any such thing as a perfect plan either. After all, the courier did put a bullet in house's his head didn't he? ;)
#151 - Stevethewizard (02/21/2014) [-]
You need to complete "Wild Card: You and What Army?" in order for the streets to be safe. It gives you 8.5 metric fucktons of additional Mk. II Securitrons. Of course, that requires going to the Fort and actually talking to people instead of just murdering everyone to death.
#173 - jubajubejiblets (02/22/2014) [-]
Ah. I think that might be where I messed up. Maybe. I accepted Caesar's invitation for an audience with him and murdalized everybody. Two Step Goodbye!
#174 - jubajubejiblets (02/22/2014) [-]
After that I went in and got those extra securitrons.
#151 - Wow, don't cut yourself with all that edge... 02/20/2014 on My favorite moment from... 0
#93 - I know right! I called this one girl 'Sexy Camel toe mcjiggleb… 02/20/2014 on how not to quit your job +5
#69 - Bill Nye The Nazi Spy... 02/20/2014 on One lucky fan -1
#159 - Pfft, join the Enclave we have ALL of these things PLUS you ge… 02/20/2014 on The Galactic empire 0
#156 - ******* zombies?! I need some sauce on this retoast  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2014 on The Galactic empire 0
User avatar #163 - painfullfoxtwo (02/20/2014) [-]
death troopers,is a book
#66 - We goddamn rule these schools! 02/19/2014 on Sewer blocked by a large Pooh 0

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User avatar #122 - maybelline (06/26/2014) [-]
Jason the cucumber was a lonely cucumber living in Texas. He was sitting in his house when suddenly he felt unwell. When Jason opened the window to let in some air, a note came fying at him and hit him in the face. He opened the not and read out loud "7 days". He didn't know what that meant because that movie didnt exist in the 1870's. Fast forward 7 days. Jason was sleeping, but proceeded to wake up at the sound of someone knocking on his window. "it's already 8 pm who could even be awake right now" Jason wondered. Again, a knock. this time harder. He had no balls because he was a cucumber but if he was human he would have balls a bit bigger than the average size. He slowly walked towards the window and opened the curtains. There was a girl standing right infront of the window, Jason was getting horny and let her in. She was also pretty lonely so they decided to have some but fun, cause that's what happened to cucumbers in the 1870's. Jason didnt live to ever be the color green again.
#121 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #114 to #112 - enclavexremnant (06/19/2014) [-]
A dead broken link?
User avatar #115 to #114 - desacabose (06/19/2014) [-]
you replied to that comment earlier
User avatar #118 to #117 - desacabose (06/19/2014) [-]
Oh right
Admin banned the content poster
User avatar #119 to #118 - enclavexremnant (06/19/2014) [-]
Don't want another Oatmeal scenario I guess. 3 strikes than ban seems more fair IMO but whatever.
User avatar #109 - nightlordkurzt (03/13/2014) [-]
eat a bag of gummi bears and **** yourself to death
User avatar #95 - twi (09/24/2013) [-]
I WILL ******* KILL YOU
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#99 to #97 - enclavexremnant (09/24/2013) [-]
Hey! I thought your name was familiar your that guy that ***** horses right?
#100 to #99 - twi (09/24/2013) [-]
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sure am
User avatar #101 to #100 - enclavexremnant (09/24/2013) [-]
It's an honor i have heard so much about you!
#102 to #101 - twi (09/24/2013) [-]
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wanna touch butts
#103 to #102 - enclavexremnant (09/24/2013) [-]
oh you know it girl...
oh you know it girl...
User avatar #52 - jingleforth (08/08/2013) [-]
I noticed you were on my friends list.

Is life good for you? I hope ti is.
#50 - bigairchicago **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#51 to #50 - enclavexremnant (06/13/2013) [-]
Well thanks for taking a chance
User avatar #29 - xxiitzskillzxx (09/02/2012) [-]
I thought about it. And when your online tell me what you think.I will give you barf burger ill give you the stove but its the only book i have and i dont really want to trade it.I will also add on Abraham lincoln which is 20k points.Tell me what you think
User avatar #30 to #29 - enclavexremnant (09/02/2012) [-]
Ok that seems fair, Let me know if you want me to send the requests or you
User avatar #31 to #30 - xxiitzskillzxx (09/02/2012) [-]
Ill send them :)
User avatar #25 - chewieisthebest (08/26/2012) [-]
star for 3 aids babys?
#26 to #25 - anon (08/27/2012) [-]
Anything but the star. Sorry i should of put that in the comment
User avatar #20 - randomnameabc (08/25/2012) [-]
o **** dude, i managed to give you 2. could i have one back?
User avatar #22 to #20 - enclavexremnant (08/25/2012) [-]
I sent it back sorry man
User avatar #21 to #20 - randomnameabc (08/25/2012) [-]
thanks.
User avatar #23 to #21 - enclavexremnant (08/25/2012) [-]
NO thank YOU for giving me a free item
User avatar #24 to #23 - randomnameabc (08/25/2012) [-]
Meh, you only need one furnace, and i come across atleast 3 furnaces each day. I've probably given away 8 furnaces or so. It's my pleasure.
User avatar #19 - frozenpickle (08/23/2012) [-]
send in request with whatever you can miss and i will accept
User avatar #18 - frozenpickle (08/23/2012) [-]
i saw you wanted blue filly eggs?
#4 - invshika (08/15/2012) [-]
mfw doc for iron
User avatar #5 to #4 - enclavexremnant (08/15/2012) [-]
Fine then i will take my business elsewhere
User avatar #1 - opsdildo (08/10/2012) [-]
I already have a sword of eternal burning
User avatar #2 to #1 - enclavexremnant (08/10/2012) [-]
Oh sorry did not see it
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