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#68 - Prolly been posted already, but i'm to lazy to scroll.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/26/2014 on King of the Hill Comp 0
User avatar #95 - arnolddusk (02/26/2014) [-]
Same, so I'll just thumb you down.
#65 - Picture 02/26/2014 on bedbug +1
#1 - Knight because he starts with a Halberd and it's my favorite w…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/26/2014 on Dark souls 2 -2
User avatar #4 - dabronydude (02/26/2014) [-]
i love halberds but i also love magic...
but that is the beauty of multiple saves.
User avatar #2 - mightypoggers (02/26/2014) [-]
I will also be playing the temple knight. good choice sir
#52 - I'll be there...and I'll call you out on it...mark my words.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/26/2014 on Tumblr Comp -1
#53 - xXCorpitoXx (02/26/2014) [-]
I'll be waiting for you
#49 - Gonna repost it later?  [+] (3 new replies) 02/26/2014 on Tumblr Comp -1
User avatar #50 - xXCorpitoXx (02/26/2014) [-]
yeah years from now
#52 - enclavexremnant (02/26/2014) [-]
I'll be there...and I'll call you out on it...mark my words.
#53 - xXCorpitoXx (02/26/2014) [-]
I'll be waiting for you
#70 - *Blocked* 02/26/2014 on D&D +1
#258 - That will be uh 5$ OR 4.50 if you are a FJ Gold member. 02/26/2014 on Oh god why +1
#255 - Eh, your trying to hard. 02/26/2014 on Oh god why -1
#54 - This is not how you use this meme, they have to do something m… 02/25/2014 on Facebook (404) -3
#50 - Those are some fancy looking dildos... 02/25/2014 on halo n' crayola +1
#109 - The souls community was great...till it came to PC. 02/25/2014 on dragons +1
#108 - Reminds me of that guy died from horse sex. 02/25/2014 on dragons +12
#230 - Most are pretty trashy though some can be ok, it's not an Amer… 02/24/2014 on Annoying Walmart Bitch 0
#224 - I think my Wal-Mart is special have not seen these people...yet... 02/24/2014 on Annoying Walmart Bitch 0
#31 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 02/24/2014 on Wait a Second.... +5
User avatar #37 - butterduck (02/27/2014) [-]
I killed the Legion that was at their.
User avatar #38 - enclavexremnant (02/28/2014) [-]
The legion can never truly die, their ideals live on in the footprint they left in the Wastelande
User avatar #39 - butterduck (03/01/2014) [-]
Or, kill everyone using the console command killall.
Then destroy all knowlege of legion.
Ressurect 1 girl.
fuck.
repopulate.
kill wife so she cant tell about legion.
Done.
#106 - I'm keeping this. 02/24/2014 on Are you man enough? +2
#32 - You make me sick...  [+] (1 new reply) 02/24/2014 on dad 0
User avatar #33 - noobieman (02/24/2014) [-]
What? Why?
#122 - Yeah and you need to be like level 250 02/23/2014 on FJ moderator team 0
#207 - You are knowledgeable in the Mac Donalds field 02/23/2014 on WTF Fun Fun Facts Comp Vol.... 0
#198 - Oh I forgot about that...pretty messed up.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/23/2014 on WTF Fun Fun Facts Comp Vol.... 0
#200 - damnusernames (02/23/2014) [-]
As well when you go to the American site they say 100% Pure beef, and on the Canadian it is 100% Canadian beef, the UK site will not disclose what they make their meat out of.
#207 - enclavexremnant (02/23/2014) [-]
You are knowledgeable in the Mac Donalds field
#190 - Mac Donald's advertises 100% beef so i'm relatively sure that …  [+] (5 new replies) 02/23/2014 on WTF Fun Fun Facts Comp Vol.... 0
#194 - damnusernames (02/23/2014) [-]
McDonald's advertises that they use "100% REAL" ground beef, "100% REAL" is the provider that McDonald's gets their beef from.
User avatar #203 - rbpwn (02/23/2014) [-]
That's the 8th version of that urban legend I've heard
#198 - enclavexremnant (02/23/2014) [-]
Oh I forgot about that...pretty messed up.
#200 - damnusernames (02/23/2014) [-]
As well when you go to the American site they say 100% Pure beef, and on the Canadian it is 100% Canadian beef, the UK site will not disclose what they make their meat out of.
#207 - enclavexremnant (02/23/2014) [-]
You are knowledgeable in the Mac Donalds field
#188 - Ya know it's still the same right? They don't change recipes c…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/23/2014 on WTF Fun Fun Facts Comp Vol.... 0
User avatar #254 - eddymolly (02/23/2014) [-]
They do, to comply with different countries laws
For example:
Pink Slime is illegal in the UK (hence not in any foods here)

For a food to be classed as "meat" it has to be "skeletal muscle" (i.e. not mechanically reclaimed or organs/tongue etc) and must be less than 25% fat and 25% connective tissue and can't have any chemicals in apart from enzymes

A "Burger" legally has to be at least 62% meat (as defined above)

"Minced Meat" (i.e. what a burger is made from if they try and get around it that way) must be no more than 25% fat and must contain only the meat of the animal stated (again, by meat its the same as above) and can have NO additives of any kind (preservatives, colours, flavours etc)


So yeah, you're wrong, the recipes are different for different countries or they can't sell them
User avatar #230 - schneidend (02/23/2014) [-]
Actually, some places do. For instance, American pizza franchises in Japan offer mayonnaise and calamari, because those are popular pizza toppings there. Those are not options at American pizza places normally.
User avatar #215 - seras (02/23/2014) [-]
Not true, they have to because of laws. Of course the "fact" in the comp is bullshit, but many EU countries have laws so strict about food and especially meat, that McDonalds has to adapt their recipes, otherwise they can not sell it.
#29 - **** YOU, THATS NOT HOW THINGS WORK AROUND HERE!  [+] (3 new replies) 02/23/2014 on dad 0
User avatar #30 - noobieman (02/24/2014) [-]
Well, just because it isn't commonplace doesn't mean that we can't be kind to each other, man. We all have equal chances to be a little more awesome than we already are!
User avatar #32 - enclavexremnant (02/24/2014) [-]
You make me sick...
User avatar #33 - noobieman (02/24/2014) [-]
What? Why?
#262 - yeah, there are worst things going on in the world but people … 02/22/2014 on Good job America 0
#214 - >Generalizing an entire country because of one person W…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/22/2014 on Good job America +6
User avatar #255 - mangostormlegend (02/22/2014) [-]
That's the thing, though. This isn't the first or the worst thing we've heard of.
User avatar #262 - enclavexremnant (02/22/2014) [-]
yeah, there are worst things going on in the world but people pay more attention to America because of how popular it is.
#258 - wheredafuckiswally (02/22/2014) [-]
There is nothing to defend the UK is a shithole i live there and everyone nowadays is some scummy low life or a chav.
User avatar #264 - brobafett (02/22/2014) [-]
They prefer the phrase mudslime.
User avatar #221 - nimba (02/22/2014) [-]
wait for it

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User avatar #122 - maybelline ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
Jason the cucumber was a lonely cucumber living in Texas. He was sitting in his house when suddenly he felt unwell. When Jason opened the window to let in some air, a note came fying at him and hit him in the face. He opened the not and read out loud "7 days". He didn't know what that meant because that movie didnt exist in the 1870's. Fast forward 7 days. Jason was sleeping, but proceeded to wake up at the sound of someone knocking on his window. "it's already 8 pm who could even be awake right now" Jason wondered. Again, a knock. this time harder. He had no balls because he was a cucumber but if he was human he would have balls a bit bigger than the average size. He slowly walked towards the window and opened the curtains. There was a girl standing right infront of the window, Jason was getting horny and let her in. She was also pretty lonely so they decided to have some but fun, cause that's what happened to cucumbers in the 1870's. Jason didnt live to ever be the color green again.
#121 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #114 to #112 - enclavexremnant (06/19/2014) [-]
A dead broken link?
User avatar #115 to #114 - desacabose ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
you replied to that comment earlier
User avatar #118 to #117 - desacabose ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
Oh right
Admin banned the content poster
User avatar #119 to #118 - enclavexremnant (06/19/2014) [-]
Don't want another Oatmeal scenario I guess. 3 strikes than ban seems more fair IMO but whatever.
User avatar #109 - nightlordkurzt (03/13/2014) [-]
eat a bag of gummi bears and **** yourself to death
User avatar #95 - twi (09/24/2013) [-]
I WILL ******* KILL YOU
#97 to #96 - twi (09/24/2013) [-]
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#99 to #97 - enclavexremnant (09/24/2013) [-]
Hey! I thought your name was familiar your that guy that ***** horses right?
#100 to #99 - twi (09/24/2013) [-]
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sure am
User avatar #101 to #100 - enclavexremnant (09/24/2013) [-]
It's an honor i have heard so much about you!
#102 to #101 - twi (09/24/2013) [-]
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wanna touch butts
#103 to #102 - enclavexremnant (09/24/2013) [-]
oh you know it girl...
oh you know it girl...
User avatar #52 - jingleforth ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
I noticed you were on my friends list.

Is life good for you? I hope ti is.
#50 - bigairchicago **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#51 to #50 - enclavexremnant (06/13/2013) [-]
Well thanks for taking a chance
User avatar #29 - xxiitzskillzxx (09/02/2012) [-]
I thought about it. And when your online tell me what you think.I will give you barf burger ill give you the stove but its the only book i have and i dont really want to trade it.I will also add on Abraham lincoln which is 20k points.Tell me what you think
User avatar #30 to #29 - enclavexremnant (09/02/2012) [-]
Ok that seems fair, Let me know if you want me to send the requests or you
User avatar #31 to #30 - xxiitzskillzxx (09/02/2012) [-]
Ill send them :)
User avatar #25 - chewieisthebest (08/26/2012) [-]
star for 3 aids babys?
#26 to #25 - anonymous (08/27/2012) [-]
Anything but the star. Sorry i should of put that in the comment
User avatar #20 - randomnameabc (08/25/2012) [-]
o **** dude, i managed to give you 2. could i have one back?
User avatar #22 to #20 - enclavexremnant (08/25/2012) [-]
I sent it back sorry man
User avatar #21 to #20 - randomnameabc (08/25/2012) [-]
thanks.
User avatar #23 to #21 - enclavexremnant (08/25/2012) [-]
NO thank YOU for giving me a free item
User avatar #24 to #23 - randomnameabc (08/25/2012) [-]
Meh, you only need one furnace, and i come across atleast 3 furnaces each day. I've probably given away 8 furnaces or so. It's my pleasure.
User avatar #19 - frozenpickle (08/23/2012) [-]
send in request with whatever you can miss and i will accept
User avatar #18 - frozenpickle (08/23/2012) [-]
i saw you wanted blue filly eggs?
#4 - invshika (08/15/2012) [-]
mfw doc for iron
User avatar #5 to #4 - enclavexremnant (08/15/2012) [-]
Fine then i will take my business elsewhere
User avatar #1 - opsdildo (08/10/2012) [-]
I already have a sword of eternal burning
User avatar #2 to #1 - enclavexremnant (08/10/2012) [-]
Oh sorry did not see it
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