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#30 - SHOSHONE MASTER RACE 08/02/2013 on Cutting 0
#74 - idk, but that isn't any train that goes from Missouri to Louisiana... 08/02/2013 on That kid 0
#181 - Tweak suggestions: Changeling is not a creature type, it's a k… 08/01/2013 on Ponies, the gathering 0
#167 - It's...complicated. Watch Hitchhiker's Guide. 08/01/2013 on Douglas Adams 0
#75 - meh, looking back I shoulda made this account Kozilek. Especia… 08/01/2013 on The evolution of pokemon... 0
#74 - And yourself as well. 08/01/2013 on Click me +2
#57 - I tried that, but then "too less free time" 08/01/2013 on The REAL First World Problem 0
#52 - Nice 08/01/2013 on Stupid Ex-Girlfriend +1
#65 - This should be fun to use in the future... 08/01/2013 on GG Link +5
#53 - The choice is obvious... 07/31/2013 on Choose wisely 0
#406 - I won't go that far, but the story with Hanako was freaking cr… 07/31/2013 on I want to see where this goes +1
#5 - there it is. Thanks for your patience, have a thumb. 07/31/2013 on How to Cosplay -4
#4 - nope? phanact  [+] (1 new reply) 07/31/2013 on How to Cosplay -1
User avatar #5 - emrakul (07/31/2013) [-]
there it is. Thanks for your patience, have a thumb.
#3 - Testing... gay  [+] (2 new replies) 07/31/2013 on How to Cosplay -4
User avatar #4 - emrakul (07/31/2013) [-]
nope? phanact
User avatar #5 - emrakul (07/31/2013) [-]
there it is. Thanks for your patience, have a thumb.
#17 - Sounds about right 07/31/2013 on Ad-min's day. +12
#70 - I guess you can say that, in the end... he knew… 07/31/2013 on MFW a book has a bad ending 0
#97 - iknowriteitssofreakingawesomeomgomghnnnng 07/24/2013 on Tetris -1
#87 - Clearly you don't know your FJ history...  [+] (2 new replies) 07/24/2013 on Tetris +1
User avatar #95 - Dima (07/24/2013) [-]
Definitely. I suppose xavierstuff is just ancient history now.

Also, Theros might just be the best set ever
#97 - emrakul (07/24/2013) [-]
#145 - I gotta say, any political cartoon that needs four explanator… 07/23/2013 on President +3
#25 - Picture 07/23/2013 on please +5
#11 - he ordered a pizza with nothing on it at all except for… 07/22/2013 on None pizza +7
#64 - Catholic guy, I certainly hope not... 07/22/2013 on "gods" and "God" are not... 0
#66 - Funny you should say that, I remember it being more like every…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2013 on A long time ago... 0
User avatar #74 - cubanwhiteman (07/22/2013) [-]
well, that's true. but let him have his fantasy.
#4 - Never heard that name, can't say for sure. Describe?  [+] (7 new replies) 07/21/2013 on instakarma +2
#13 - coolmankeene (07/21/2013) [-]
thou kick the ball into the air and a team mucca must then kick the ball whilst it is in the air and score a goal. there must be the same amount of goals as there are letter in the word " red arse". once this has been achieved, the player in goal at the time of the winning shot receives a shot to the arse from every player involved, wherein he must not flinch. for each shot on target, a following shot can be taken from a closer range, until the player is so close that it is essentially from his foot to the players arse.
User avatar #23 - darkjustifier (07/22/2013) [-]
I have a game to teach mine friends.
User avatar #12 - championalder (07/21/2013) [-]
I have no idea what hes talking about either but i'm guessing its a game were you throw/kick something at someones ass.
Idk, only a guess
#11 - Rascal (07/21/2013) [-]
Group of kids get a tennis ball and go to a large wall. kid with ball throws ball off wall (over a specific height, throwing under the height multiple times incurs a penalty) and other kids have to catch it. If they catch it the person who threw it gets a letter (to spell REDASS). If a ball touches a kid (leg. arm, hand etc) and they fail to hold on to it before it touches the floor, they must run and touch the wall before some1 else gets the ball and throws it at the wall. If the ball makes it to teh wall before the kid it touched, the kid also gets a letter.

Point of the game is to avoid getting letters because once some1 gets REDASS or ARSE they must stand bent over at the wall while the kids get a choice of being able to whip the ball one time from a close distance or 3 times from a farther distance(predetermined ofcourse) at their bewty (hence the name)

aah wat a game i havent played in so long.. takes me back
User avatar #10 - flipgraham (07/21/2013) [-]
Can be applied in a number of games involving a football

Heads and Volleys, Crossbar challenge etc...

Basically, the loser has to stand against a wall and bend over, like so in the .gif, then the winner/s get 3 shots to blast the ball at the losers arse as hard as they can.

Usually done bare arsed for added pain, hope this answers your question
#7 - Rascal (07/21/2013) [-]
hey just going from the term redarse im assuming it the game where very one lines up at a wall and some one kicks the ball at the group of people with their backs turned tryign to hit there butt
User avatar #8 - elynichujy (07/21/2013) [-]
That's Sorearse.
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User avatar #3 - Capinahab (10/10/2012) [-]
Im in your profile tearing your aeons.
#4 to #3 - emrakul (10/10/2012) [-]
That's not very nice
User avatar #1 - homelesspeople (10/07/2012) [-]
I have made the first comment ever on your profile, you should feel content.
User avatar #2 to #1 - emrakul (10/07/2012) [-]
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