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emptysuperman

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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:3/30/2012
Last Login:7/02/2015
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Content Ranking:#9690
Comment Ranking:#10999
Highest Content Rank:#2188
Highest Comment Rank:#1529
Content Thumbs: 1956 total,  2267 ,  311
Comment Thumbs: 5339 total,  10531 ,  5192
Content Level Progress: 89% (89/100)
Level 116 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 117 Content: Funny Junkie
Comment Level Progress: 37% (37/100)
Level 248 Comments: Doinitrite → Level 249 Comments: Doinitrite
Subscribers:2
Content Views:92981
Times Content Favorited:85 times
Total Comments Made:3801
FJ Points:6700
Favorite Tags: OC (6) | Cleverbot (2) | Stupid (2)
Everything I post is 100% OC. I never delete any comments I post no matter how many red thumbs they get.

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    Too rich for my blood... Too rich for my blood...
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    Cleverbot (OC) Cleverbot (OC)
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    Message from his girlfriend Message from his girlfriend
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    Fag the Jew Fag the Jew
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    Racism is Stupid Racism is Stupid
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    My First Post (OC) My First Post (OC)
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latest user's comments

#163 - The child didn't do anything wrong. The child is the only who …  [+] (1 new reply) 4 hours ago on Probably posted before +5
User avatar #167 - youregaylol (4 hours ago) [-]
the child had a bad beat but so did a million other orphans

cuckolding is literally what this is, sorry if the word hurts you for whatever reason
#38 - Thing aren't like they are in the movies and video games. A tw…  [+] (1 new reply) 4 hours ago on wanna come over? my parents... -2
#39 - kyubii (3 hours ago) [-]
Your line about video games and movies make me think that's where you got your info from, since this is a totaled car. Falling from less than a foot using only half the vehicle's weight wouldn't do this amount of damage without already having critical problems.

Vehicles aren't made of glass. Some can take a bit of punishment from below, mainly due to this magic device called suspension. Which I doubt took damage either
#22 - Plus he most likely damned his Jeep. Maybe even totaled it.  [+] (3 new replies) 18 hours ago on wanna come over? my parents... -4
User avatar #27 - kyubii (14 hours ago) [-]
That's less than a 2 foot drop with only the rear wheels, if a jeep can't handle that then it had serious preexisting problems.
User avatar #38 - emptysuperman (4 hours ago) [-]
Thing aren't like they are in the movies and video games. A two foot drop would total most cars. The fact that it's a jeep might mean that it's not. Remember, cars weight more than a ton. Dropping two feet is a big deal. They are meant to always be on all fours.
#39 - kyubii (3 hours ago) [-]
Your line about video games and movies make me think that's where you got your info from, since this is a totaled car. Falling from less than a foot using only half the vehicle's weight wouldn't do this amount of damage without already having critical problems.

Vehicles aren't made of glass. Some can take a bit of punishment from below, mainly due to this magic device called suspension. Which I doubt took damage either
#41 - This. But you forgot: don't have kids and don't smoke. That …  [+] (2 new replies) 18 hours ago on Things all broke people... +2
User avatar #82 - assdoreponyfucker (12 hours ago) [-]
cigarettes or weed? who am i kidding, both are expensive but really which do you mean
User avatar #52 - lolikikolik (16 hours ago) [-]
yup smoking fucking ruins me
#57 - This is how I see your whole damn continent.  [+] (4 new replies) 18 hours ago on Brits +17
#106 - ludislavonac (13 hours ago) [-]
As a Slav european I'm offend, I want to be thought of as a squatting slav
User avatar #118 - discobleach (13 hours ago) [-]
>puma

sorry, your application as squatting slav has been declined.
User avatar #131 - kristovsky (4 hours ago) [-]
He's just one of the richer slavshits.
#75 - nlk (16 hours ago) [-]
I'm Italian and that made me laugh, well done
#149 - Yeah, but it all got stolen and they had to start over with ju… 20 hours ago on Garden of Words 0
#167 - Most Americans know the metric system. 22 hours ago on Shower Thoughts 0
#31 - Wow. I didn't think FJ was old enough to know floppy discs cou… 06/30/2015 on Floppy discs are the... 0
#251 - That is considered in the court cases, yes.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2015 on Justice Thread pt 1 0
#252 - sytheris (06/30/2015) [-]
And in some cases I do not feel their conclusions are fitting.
#249 - With all cases of someone's subjectivity within a situation, y…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/30/2015 on Justice Thread pt 1 0
#250 - sytheris (06/30/2015) [-]
Which then comes down to a reasonable person's capacity for such judgement calls when in fear of self harm or running on adrenaline.
User avatar #251 - emptysuperman (06/30/2015) [-]
That is considered in the court cases, yes.
#252 - sytheris (06/30/2015) [-]
And in some cases I do not feel their conclusions are fitting.

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#92 - deadfed (12/01/2014) [-]
emptysuperman is the epitome of cum guzzling faggot ***** .
#73 - baronoftrolls (09/10/2014) [-]
*****
you gay as ****
#74 to #73 - emptysuperman ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
Well, that depends on how you look at it. Is someone "gay as **** " when most of their sexuality is taken by gay? If so, then I disagree, sir. As I am mostly straight. However, if you define "gay as **** ," not by the ratio of gay to straight but by the gayness in itself, then I would have to agree with you. Though I am mostly straight, I also have an insatiable sex drive. So even with my straightness on the winning end, I have enough gayness to fill two gay men. (Oh, God, pun soooooo intended.)
#84 to #74 - spleed (09/29/2014) [-]
nah son u pretty gay
User avatar #85 to #84 - emptysuperman ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
Go hide behind your thumb converting reaction image, faggot.
#86 to #85 - spleed (09/29/2014) [-]
"Everything I post is 100% OC. I never delete any comments I post no matter how many red thumbs they get."

Congrats, you're such a revolutionary person.
******* queer.
User avatar #87 to #86 - emptysuperman ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
...What? Not trying to be "revolutionary." Not sure what's your trying to say, faggot. You must have the problem often. What with the semen gargling in the back of your throat, no one can understand you.
#88 to #87 - spleed (09/29/2014) [-]
Maybe if you learned proper English.
That might help.
sar┬Ěcasm - the use of irony to mock or convey contempt.

The fact that you state one of your main qualities is you're "100% OC and you accept all the red thumbs you get" means you're openly a whore for the userbase here.

You can deny it as much as you want, buddy.
User avatar #89 to #88 - emptysuperman ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
I say whatever I want, bitch and I don't hide behind an "I'm Ready for Your Rage" safety net. Thumbs ain't **** .
#90 to #89 - spleed (09/29/2014) [-]
You take pride thinking everything you post is 100% OC.   
And you're willing to accept red thumbs for your comments (and tell everyone that looks at your profile, too).   
   
That's told me more than enough.   
   
Night. Keep wallowing in your filth.
You take pride thinking everything you post is 100% OC.
And you're willing to accept red thumbs for your comments (and tell everyone that looks at your profile, too).

That's told me more than enough.

Night. Keep wallowing in your filth.
User avatar #91 to #90 - emptysuperman ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
Glad you think I'm cool.
#75 to #74 - baronoftrolls (09/11/2014) [-]
well given that you troll. i disagree with your false claim to being straight

that youre so convinced of your being straight leads me to believe you are the 'male' role in homosexual activity where you have sexual relations with men but portray yourself as 'the man' and your gay lover as 'the woman' much akin to prison rules, so yorue gay without considering yourself gay
#76 to #75 - emptysuperman ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
I... have no idea what you are trying to say. You seem to be mistaken, but your comment was so incoherent I just don't know.

I'm not straight, I'm bi. I just like women more than men. I'm also a cross dresser, so depending on the guy, we are either equal, he's the bitch, or I'm the bitch. But with most guys, I would be the bitch.

Does that help?

pic related, it's me
#77 to #76 - baronoftrolls (09/17/2014) [-]
you must not speak english as a first language

ill use smaller words for you

man ***** woman - straight
man ***** man - gay
man ***** another man while pretending other man is a woman - prison sex

like here....im a male and id **** you while youre dressed as a woman and say its not gay because you look like a woman

just shave your legs dude...seriously
User avatar #78 to #77 - emptysuperman ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
I never claimed it wasn't gay for a dude to **** me. And my legs are shaven in this picture. You seem to be having a different argument than me as a result of you not knowing what the **** is going on.
#79 to #78 - baronoftrolls (09/20/2014) [-]
lets just summarize that

you dont have a clue what the ***** going on

aka you have trouble understanding english
User avatar #80 to #79 - emptysuperman ONLINE (09/20/2014) [-]
"...as a result of YOU not knowing what the **** is going on."

Seriously, how do you even function?
#81 to #80 - baronoftrolls (09/20/2014) [-]
i know whats going on yet you cant understand simple things

you make george bush look like einstein
User avatar #82 to #81 - emptysuperman ONLINE (09/21/2014) [-]
Either you're a troll or retarded, either way, there's no point in talking to you.
#83 to #82 - baronoftrolls (09/21/2014) [-]
seriously youre that retarded you dont understand a single thing im saying them call me the troll?

yeah i guess if youre that ******* stupid then someone speaking words you dont understand would get frustrsting
User avatar #71 - tomahawkkit (09/04/2014) [-]
you're cute, faggot
User avatar #72 to #71 - emptysuperman ONLINE (09/04/2014) [-]
Thank you, I try.
User avatar #59 - iatedub (08/21/2014) [-]
Reported for voting fraud, faggot.
User avatar #60 to #59 - emptysuperman ONLINE (08/21/2014) [-]
What?
User avatar #62 to #60 - iatedub (08/21/2014) [-]
Wrong profile
User avatar #61 to #60 - iatedub (08/21/2014) [-]
Nothing
User avatar #63 to #61 - emptysuperman ONLINE (08/21/2014) [-]
Wait, aren't you that butthurt dude who thinks the value of a person is in direct proportion to how much money they throw at a charity?
User avatar #64 to #63 - iatedub (08/21/2014) [-]
Yep, but this cock sucker is thumbing down every single comment I have made, so I reported him as its a bannable offense.
User avatar #65 to #64 - emptysuperman ONLINE (08/21/2014) [-]
I only thumbed down the comments you've made to me and ones I've seen while scrolling that I didn't like which isn't a ban-able offense. Damn, you are so ******* butt hurt it's hilarious.
User avatar #66 to #65 - iatedub (08/21/2014) [-]
Wouldn't you be butthurt if I went through every single comment you have made on Funnyjunk and thumbed them down? That's what they did.
User avatar #67 to #66 - emptysuperman ONLINE (08/21/2014) [-]
Oh, so you aren't talking about me. Are you sure? You are really unlikeable. Anyway, why do you care? It's only thumbs.
User avatar #68 to #67 - iatedub (08/21/2014) [-]
Its the principle of things, they're going to get banned for it.

I posted that on the wrong profile.
User avatar #69 to #68 - emptysuperman ONLINE (08/21/2014) [-]
Unless they were thumbing down comments from 3 days ago or longer, it could just be they are thumbing you down naturally. Life is too short for this, forget about trivial stuff, man.
User avatar #70 to #69 - iatedub (08/21/2014) [-]
Time of vote was today on all of them, and these comments were from 6-12 months ago.
User avatar #58 to #57 - emptysuperman ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
That's a cat.
User avatar #55 - archmagestudios (08/05/2014) [-]
lol fag
User avatar #56 to #55 - emptysuperman ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
No!!! Cuz I dress as a girl when I suck dick!!
#43 - snakefire (10/12/2013) [-]
Whats up?
#44 to #43 - emptysuperman ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
Got a full time job, took the state trooper exam, ******* bitches.
#45 to #44 - snakefire (10/12/2013) [-]
Glad to hear your life is fine.

I wish I could say the same for mine.
User avatar #46 to #45 - glad (10/12/2013) [-]
hue
User avatar #47 to #46 - snakefire (10/12/2013) [-]
gowai >:C
User avatar #48 to #47 - glad (10/12/2013) [-]
Make me
#41 - deadfed (08/11/2013) [-]
Hey bro, just wanted to remind you that youre worthless.
User avatar #42 to #41 - emptysuperman ONLINE (08/11/2013) [-]
Just like everything in existence.
#39 - deadfed (08/01/2013) [-]
Hows it going, pussy bitch?
User avatar #40 to #39 - emptysuperman ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
Real good. How's your semen white username treating you?
#38 - Rascal (08/01/2013) [-]
[big]YOU ******* DUBS ROLLING BITCH][big
#32 - Rascal (08/01/2013) [-]
How are you enjoying your mothers dildo, bitch?
User avatar #33 to #32 - emptysuperman ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
I'm a grown man, I can afford my own dildos.
#34 to #33 - Rascal (08/01/2013) [-]
No, youre a grown little bitch.
User avatar #35 to #34 - emptysuperman ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
Yeah. That's why I dress in women's clothing and get dommed by dudes.
#36 to #35 - Rascal (08/01/2013) [-]
No, not a bitch on the outside. Youre a bitch on the inside. Youll get older, but youll never grow into a proper man.
User avatar #37 to #36 - emptysuperman ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
Well of course I'm a bitch on the inside, that's where the cocks go.
#31 - Rascal (08/01/2013) [-]
Psst, youre a little bitch.
#30 - Rascal (08/01/2013) [-]
Youre a little bitch.
#25 - Rascal (05/20/2013) [-]
what's the most amount of red thumbs youve gotten for a comment?
User avatar #26 to #25 - emptysuperman ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
100-200, I think.
User avatar #6 - snakefire (05/08/2013) [-]
Hay dood. I haven't got much hate comments lately. Where have you been?
User avatar #7 to #6 - emptysuperman ONLINE (05/08/2013) [-]
In your mother's ass.
#8 to #7 - snakefire (05/08/2013) [-]
Oh my god, I'm so sorry... Why didn't you call for help?
Oh my god, I'm so sorry... Why didn't you call for help?
User avatar #9 to #8 - emptysuperman ONLINE (05/08/2013) [-]
I did. I had a few of my buddies come on over and really drill her. A gal with as much mileage as her needs a few dicks to get her there.
#10 to #9 - snakefire (05/08/2013) [-]
Can't argue with your wisdom.   
   
So seriously, how have you been?
Can't argue with your wisdom.

So seriously, how have you been?
User avatar #4 - snakefire (04/11/2013) [-]
I'm not such a bad guy am I?
User avatar #5 to #4 - emptysuperman ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
It's all relative to what's considered "bad." You're worse than Hitler, so it depends on whether or not you see him as bad guy I guess.
#1 - snakefire (12/30/2012) [-]
I don't even know you. Why do you have beef with me?
User avatar #2 to #1 - emptysuperman ONLINE (12/30/2012) [-]
You are worse than Hitler.
User avatar #3 to #2 - snakefire (12/30/2012) [-]
that's vague
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