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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:3/30/2012
Last Login:7/28/2014
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Level 235 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 236 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Times Content Favorited:65 times
Total Comments Made:2544
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Favorite Tags: OC (5) | Cleverbot (2) | Stupid (2)
Everything I post is 100% OC. I never delete any comments I post no matter how many red thumbs they get.

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    Too rich for my blood... Too rich for my blood...
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    Cleverbot (OC) Cleverbot (OC)
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    Message from his girlfriend Message from his girlfriend
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    Racism is Stupid Racism is Stupid
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    My First Post (OC) My First Post (OC)
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    PUNCHLINE!!!!! PUNCHLINE!!!!!
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#121 - Have a night job. Accidentally slept in today. Fucking up all … 1 hour ago on God dammit America. +1
#41 - What does it mean when the summon fails? I'm only 12 hours int…  [+] (2 new replies) 2 hours ago on The Way of The Sunbro 0
#60 - anonymous (5 minutes ago) [-]
Most of the time though, it's simply because some other player clicked the summon-sign before you did. When you notice a summon-sign, it does not only appear in your world.
That's why you gotta be quick when you see a sign appear!
User avatar #42 - thisiskevinhanian (2 hours ago) [-]
technical issues, means that their connection is unstable or is going offline when trying to connect
#93 - What the fuck kind of scientist (in any field) uses the imperi…  [+] (9 new replies) 2 hours ago on God dammit America. +1
User avatar #106 - Greevon (1 hour ago) [-]
You're American? What are you doing, man? Get to bed! (I don't know where in America you are, but it's 3:30 AM here and you can't be far off.)
User avatar #123 - capslockrage (54 minutes ago) [-]
I'm in the U.S and it's 5:26 am and I'm about to go to bed, and this is the earliest I have gone to bed in months.
User avatar #125 - Greevon (53 minutes ago) [-]
I was asleep, but fucking Les Stroud woke me up. "Oh, this is how you catch a fucking rabbit with a snare" Thanks Survivorman.
User avatar #126 - capslockrage (49 minutes ago) [-]
Well, at least it's a good show.
User avatar #121 - emptysuperman (1 hour ago) [-]
Have a night job. Accidentally slept in today. Fucking up all night on my day off.

>Fuck
#109 - climb (1 hour ago) [-]
Im in america and its only 10:30
User avatar #114 - Greevon (1 hour ago) [-]
You're in Hawaii! That barely counts, but you win this time!
User avatar #124 - capslockrage (53 minutes ago) [-]
Yeah, Hawaii isn't even "in" america, the U.S just happens to "own" it.
User avatar #111 - Greevon (1 hour ago) [-]
Hm... now I'm curious where. I mean, it's a big place I guess.
#264 - Most of these don't look very much like their "counter pa… 2 hours ago on celebrities and pornstars... 0
#337 - List of super unoriginal cosplays everyone is tired of seeing:… 10 hours ago on Even more people you see at... 0
#1446 - Still though, bisexual, asexual and trans (passable) should al…  [+] (2 new replies) 20 hours ago on How privileged are you? +1
User avatar #1452 - minorian (20 hours ago) [-]
True, the points for sexual orientation doesn't fit anywhere. Even in Thailand, where being a transvestite is completely normal, they are under-privileged in some ways.

My theory is that OP is from Sweden, where being straight would mean you're under-privileged
User avatar #1709 - thailand (8 hours ago) [-]
motherfucker don't talk shit about me
#1431 - >Bisexual +10 >Asexual 0 >trans (passable) +1…  [+] (4 new replies) 20 hours ago on How privileged are you? +2
User avatar #1442 - minorian (20 hours ago) [-]
If you're talking about the USA, then you are right, but this post just doesn't work on an international level yeah, yeah, I know it's a joke
If you think about it for just a second, you'd remember that it's minorities that are discriminated against, so being a kike in Israel is golden status, but being a kike in Nazi Germany is a whole other story... eh?
User avatar #1446 - emptysuperman (20 hours ago) [-]
Still though, bisexual, asexual and trans (passable) should all be minus no matter what country. I'm really not understanding the logic here. Person should have done weeks of research and have professionals give their input before posting this joke!! I'm triggered!
User avatar #1452 - minorian (20 hours ago) [-]
True, the points for sexual orientation doesn't fit anywhere. Even in Thailand, where being a transvestite is completely normal, they are under-privileged in some ways.

My theory is that OP is from Sweden, where being straight would mean you're under-privileged
User avatar #1709 - thailand (8 hours ago) [-]
motherfucker don't talk shit about me
#202 - If you're thinking of cosplaying Deadpool... don't.  [+] (2 new replies) 20 hours ago on Even more people you see at... +2
User avatar #249 - inuares (18 hours ago) [-]
I was thinking more along the lines of cosplaying scout from tf2. I have the proper build for it. I also have a bat lying around here somewhere.
User avatar #337 - emptysuperman (10 hours ago) [-]
List of super unoriginal cosplays everyone is tired of seeing:

>Deadpool
>Anything from Homestuck
>Doctor Who (The Doctor)
#9352118 - Picture 07/25/2014 on retard forum 0
#62 - What's she from? I remember her and that line from something. 07/24/2014 on Please, Read A Science Book... 0

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#43 - snakefire (10/12/2013) [-]
Whats up?
#44 to #43 - emptysuperman (10/12/2013) [-]
Got a full time job, took the state trooper exam, fucking bitches.
#45 to #44 - snakefire (10/12/2013) [-]
Glad to hear your life is fine.

I wish I could say the same for mine.
User avatar #46 to #45 - glad (10/12/2013) [-]
hue
User avatar #47 to #46 - snakefire (10/12/2013) [-]
gowai >:C
User avatar #48 to #47 - glad (10/12/2013) [-]
Make me
#41 - deadfed (08/11/2013) [-]
Hey bro, just wanted to remind you that youre worthless.
User avatar #42 to #41 - emptysuperman (08/11/2013) [-]
Just like everything in existence.
#39 - deadfed (08/01/2013) [-]
Hows it going, pussy bitch?
User avatar #40 to #39 - emptysuperman (08/01/2013) [-]
Real good. How's your semen white username treating you?
#38 - anonymous (08/01/2013) [-]
[big]YOU FUCKING DUBS ROLLING BITCH][big
#32 - anonymous (08/01/2013) [-]
How are you enjoying your mothers dildo, bitch?
User avatar #33 to #32 - emptysuperman (08/01/2013) [-]
I'm a grown man, I can afford my own dildos.
#34 to #33 - anonymous (08/01/2013) [-]
No, youre a grown little bitch.
User avatar #35 to #34 - emptysuperman (08/01/2013) [-]
Yeah. That's why I dress in women's clothing and get dommed by dudes.
#36 to #35 - anonymous (08/01/2013) [-]
No, not a bitch on the outside. Youre a bitch on the inside. Youll get older, but youll never grow into a proper man.
User avatar #37 to #36 - emptysuperman (08/01/2013) [-]
Well of course I'm a bitch on the inside, that's where the cocks go.
#31 - anonymous (08/01/2013) [-]
Psst, youre a little bitch.
#30 - anonymous (08/01/2013) [-]
Youre a little bitch.
#25 - anonymous (05/20/2013) [-]
what's the most amount of red thumbs youve gotten for a comment?
User avatar #26 to #25 - emptysuperman (05/20/2013) [-]
100-200, I think.
User avatar #6 - snakefire (05/08/2013) [-]
Hay dood. I haven't got much hate comments lately. Where have you been?
User avatar #7 to #6 - emptysuperman (05/08/2013) [-]
In your mother's ass.
#8 to #7 - snakefire (05/08/2013) [-]
Oh my god, I'm so sorry... Why didn't you call for help?
Oh my god, I'm so sorry... Why didn't you call for help?
User avatar #9 to #8 - emptysuperman (05/08/2013) [-]
I did. I had a few of my buddies come on over and really drill her. A gal with as much mileage as her needs a few dicks to get her there.
#10 to #9 - snakefire (05/08/2013) [-]
Can't argue with your wisdom.   
   
So seriously, how have you been?
Can't argue with your wisdom.

So seriously, how have you been?
User avatar #4 - snakefire (04/11/2013) [-]
I'm not such a bad guy am I?
User avatar #5 to #4 - emptysuperman (04/11/2013) [-]
It's all relative to what's considered "bad." You're worse than Hitler, so it depends on whether or not you see him as bad guy I guess.
#1 - snakefire (12/30/2012) [-]
I don't even know you. Why do you have beef with me?
User avatar #2 to #1 - emptysuperman (12/30/2012) [-]
You are worse than Hitler.
User avatar #3 to #2 - snakefire (12/30/2012) [-]
that's vague
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