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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:3/30/2012
Last Login:11/24/2014
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Everything I post is 100% OC. I never delete any comments I post no matter how many red thumbs they get.

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    Too rich for my blood... Too rich for my blood...
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    Cleverbot (OC) Cleverbot (OC)
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    Message from his girlfriend Message from his girlfriend
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    Fag the Jew Fag the Jew
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    Racism is Stupid Racism is Stupid
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    My First Post (OC) My First Post (OC)
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#112 - Chickens do naturally eat their own eggs, though. 11/23/2014 on Who came first? 0
#204 - Everything after the first page was unfunny. 11/23/2014 on Demon love 0
#71 - They have no venom.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2014 on That'll teach um' 0
#72 - mymommasallama (11/23/2014) [-]
huh well ill be damned. like they've had their venom glands removed or something? im certainly no snake expert
still would hurt like a eight bitches on a bitch boat to get bit though
#131 - What an orginal comment!  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2014 on 4chan wewt 0
User avatar #132 - nigeltheoutlaw (11/23/2014) [-]
Normally its "that sentence was a roller coaster from start to finish", so I at least put a little spin on it.
#125 - So the only way someone could find this funny is if it was aro…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2014 on i stole this +1
#128 - FightClub (11/22/2014) [-]
no, nobody found it funny -- they just enjoyed the innuendo of it

your stupid-ass hypothesis makes no sense. why the fuck would i feel uncomfortable over this petty shit? not even a homosexual male would feel uncomfortable enough to lack finding the humor in it.

if you're too dumb to not comprehend what i'm saying, unlike the people below, then don't try to seem intelligent by retorting with nonsensical shit, such as what you just "spewded" in that comment.
#125 - Wife material. 11/17/2014 on Shirt designer +2
#174 - Maybe its not double standards. Maybe those women that rejecte… 11/17/2014 on A little more faith in the... +1
#85 - No pussy for you. 11/16/2014 on Girls, can't talk properly... +1
#35 - How is messing with a child's rational development "filli… 11/15/2014 on Toy Story 4 +1
#224 - Looks like suicide's the only option. 11/09/2014 on (untitled) 0
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#74 to #73 - emptysuperman (09/10/2014) [-]
Well, that depends on how you look at it. Is someone "gay as **** " when most of their sexuality is taken by gay? If so, then I disagree, sir. As I am mostly straight. However, if you define "gay as **** ," not by the ratio of gay to straight but by the gayness in itself, then I would have to agree with you. Though I am mostly straight, I also have an insatiable sex drive. So even with my straightness on the winning end, I have enough gayness to fill two gay men. (Oh, God, pun soooooo intended.)
#84 to #74 - spleed (09/29/2014) [-]
nah son u pretty gay
User avatar #85 to #84 - emptysuperman (09/29/2014) [-]
Go hide behind your thumb converting reaction image, faggot.
#86 to #85 - spleed (09/29/2014) [-]
"Everything I post is 100% OC. I never delete any comments I post no matter how many red thumbs they get."

Congrats, you're such a revolutionary person.
******* queer.
User avatar #87 to #86 - emptysuperman (09/29/2014) [-]
...What? Not trying to be "revolutionary." Not sure what's your trying to say, faggot. You must have the problem often. What with the semen gargling in the back of your throat, no one can understand you.
#88 to #87 - spleed (09/29/2014) [-]
Maybe if you learned proper English.
That might help.
sar┬Ěcasm - the use of irony to mock or convey contempt.

The fact that you state one of your main qualities is you're "100% OC and you accept all the red thumbs you get" means you're openly a whore for the userbase here.

You can deny it as much as you want, buddy.
User avatar #89 to #88 - emptysuperman (09/29/2014) [-]
I say whatever I want, bitch and I don't hide behind an "I'm Ready for Your Rage" safety net. Thumbs ain't **** .
#90 to #89 - spleed (09/29/2014) [-]
You take pride thinking everything you post is 100% OC.   
And you're willing to accept red thumbs for your comments (and tell everyone that looks at your profile, too).   
   
That's told me more than enough.   
   
Night. Keep wallowing in your filth.
You take pride thinking everything you post is 100% OC.
And you're willing to accept red thumbs for your comments (and tell everyone that looks at your profile, too).

That's told me more than enough.

Night. Keep wallowing in your filth.
User avatar #91 to #90 - emptysuperman (09/29/2014) [-]
Glad you think I'm cool.
#75 to #74 - baronoftrolls (09/11/2014) [-]
well given that you troll. i disagree with your false claim to being straight

that youre so convinced of your being straight leads me to believe you are the 'male' role in homosexual activity where you have sexual relations with men but portray yourself as 'the man' and your gay lover as 'the woman' much akin to prison rules, so yorue gay without considering yourself gay
#76 to #75 - emptysuperman (09/11/2014) [-]
I... have no idea what you are trying to say. You seem to be mistaken, but your comment was so incoherent I just don't know.

I'm not straight, I'm bi. I just like women more than men. I'm also a cross dresser, so depending on the guy, we are either equal, he's the bitch, or I'm the bitch. But with most guys, I would be the bitch.

Does that help?

pic related, it's me
#77 to #76 - baronoftrolls (09/17/2014) [-]
you must not speak english as a first language

ill use smaller words for you

man ***** woman - straight
man ***** man - gay
man ***** another man while pretending other man is a woman - prison sex

like here....im a male and id **** you while youre dressed as a woman and say its not gay because you look like a woman

just shave your legs dude...seriously
User avatar #78 to #77 - emptysuperman (09/17/2014) [-]
I never claimed it wasn't gay for a dude to **** me. And my legs are shaven in this picture. You seem to be having a different argument than me as a result of you not knowing what the **** is going on.
#79 to #78 - baronoftrolls (09/20/2014) [-]
lets just summarize that

you dont have a clue what the ***** going on

aka you have trouble understanding english
User avatar #80 to #79 - emptysuperman (09/20/2014) [-]
"...as a result of YOU not knowing what the **** is going on."

Seriously, how do you even function?
#81 to #80 - baronoftrolls (09/20/2014) [-]
i know whats going on yet you cant understand simple things

you make george bush look like einstein
User avatar #82 to #81 - emptysuperman (09/21/2014) [-]
Either you're a troll or retarded, either way, there's no point in talking to you.
#83 to #82 - baronoftrolls (09/21/2014) [-]
seriously youre that retarded you dont understand a single thing im saying them call me the troll?

yeah i guess if youre that ******* stupid then someone speaking words you dont understand would get frustrsting
User avatar #71 - tomahawkkit (09/04/2014) [-]
you're cute, faggot
User avatar #72 to #71 - emptysuperman (09/04/2014) [-]
Thank you, I try.
User avatar #59 - iatedub (08/21/2014) [-]
Reported for voting fraud, faggot.
User avatar #60 to #59 - emptysuperman (08/21/2014) [-]
What?
User avatar #62 to #60 - iatedub (08/21/2014) [-]
Wrong profile
User avatar #61 to #60 - iatedub (08/21/2014) [-]
Nothing
User avatar #63 to #61 - emptysuperman (08/21/2014) [-]
Wait, aren't you that butthurt dude who thinks the value of a person is in direct proportion to how much money they throw at a charity?
User avatar #64 to #63 - iatedub (08/21/2014) [-]
Yep, but this cock sucker is thumbing down every single comment I have made, so I reported him as its a bannable offense.
User avatar #65 to #64 - emptysuperman (08/21/2014) [-]
I only thumbed down the comments you've made to me and ones I've seen while scrolling that I didn't like which isn't a ban-able offense. Damn, you are so ******* butt hurt it's hilarious.
User avatar #66 to #65 - iatedub (08/21/2014) [-]
Wouldn't you be butthurt if I went through every single comment you have made on Funnyjunk and thumbed them down? That's what they did.
User avatar #67 to #66 - emptysuperman (08/21/2014) [-]
Oh, so you aren't talking about me. Are you sure? You are really unlikeable. Anyway, why do you care? It's only thumbs.
User avatar #68 to #67 - iatedub (08/21/2014) [-]
Its the principle of things, they're going to get banned for it.

I posted that on the wrong profile.
User avatar #69 to #68 - emptysuperman (08/21/2014) [-]
Unless they were thumbing down comments from 3 days ago or longer, it could just be they are thumbing you down naturally. Life is too short for this, forget about trivial stuff, man.
User avatar #70 to #69 - iatedub (08/21/2014) [-]
Time of vote was today on all of them, and these comments were from 6-12 months ago.
User avatar #58 to #57 - emptysuperman (08/19/2014) [-]
That's a cat.
User avatar #55 - archmagestudios (08/05/2014) [-]
lol fag
User avatar #56 to #55 - emptysuperman (08/05/2014) [-]
No!!! Cuz I dress as a girl when I suck dick!!
#43 - snakefire (10/12/2013) [-]
Whats up?
#44 to #43 - emptysuperman (10/12/2013) [-]
Got a full time job, took the state trooper exam, ******* bitches.
#45 to #44 - snakefire (10/12/2013) [-]
Glad to hear your life is fine.

I wish I could say the same for mine.
User avatar #46 to #45 - glad (10/12/2013) [-]
hue
User avatar #47 to #46 - snakefire (10/12/2013) [-]
gowai >:C
User avatar #48 to #47 - glad (10/12/2013) [-]
Make me
#41 - deadfed (08/11/2013) [-]
Hey bro, just wanted to remind you that youre worthless.
User avatar #42 to #41 - emptysuperman (08/11/2013) [-]
Just like everything in existence.
#39 - deadfed (08/01/2013) [-]
Hows it going, pussy bitch?
User avatar #40 to #39 - emptysuperman (08/01/2013) [-]
Real good. How's your semen white username treating you?
#38 - Womens Study Major (08/01/2013) [-]
[big]YOU ******* DUBS ROLLING BITCH][big
#32 - Womens Study Major (08/01/2013) [-]
How are you enjoying your mothers dildo, bitch?
User avatar #33 to #32 - emptysuperman (08/01/2013) [-]
I'm a grown man, I can afford my own dildos.
#34 to #33 - Womens Study Major (08/01/2013) [-]
No, youre a grown little bitch.
User avatar #35 to #34 - emptysuperman (08/01/2013) [-]
Yeah. That's why I dress in women's clothing and get dommed by dudes.
#36 to #35 - Womens Study Major (08/01/2013) [-]
No, not a bitch on the outside. Youre a bitch on the inside. Youll get older, but youll never grow into a proper man.
User avatar #37 to #36 - emptysuperman (08/01/2013) [-]
Well of course I'm a bitch on the inside, that's where the cocks go.
#31 - Womens Study Major (08/01/2013) [-]
Psst, youre a little bitch.
#30 - Womens Study Major (08/01/2013) [-]
Youre a little bitch.
#25 - Womens Study Major (05/20/2013) [-]
what's the most amount of red thumbs youve gotten for a comment?
User avatar #26 to #25 - emptysuperman (05/20/2013) [-]
100-200, I think.
User avatar #6 - snakefire (05/08/2013) [-]
Hay dood. I haven't got much hate comments lately. Where have you been?
User avatar #7 to #6 - emptysuperman (05/08/2013) [-]
In your mother's ass.
#8 to #7 - snakefire (05/08/2013) [-]
Oh my god, I'm so sorry... Why didn't you call for help?
Oh my god, I'm so sorry... Why didn't you call for help?
User avatar #9 to #8 - emptysuperman (05/08/2013) [-]
I did. I had a few of my buddies come on over and really drill her. A gal with as much mileage as her needs a few dicks to get her there.
#10 to #9 - snakefire (05/08/2013) [-]
Can't argue with your wisdom.   
   
So seriously, how have you been?
Can't argue with your wisdom.

So seriously, how have you been?
User avatar #4 - snakefire (04/11/2013) [-]
I'm not such a bad guy am I?
User avatar #5 to #4 - emptysuperman (04/11/2013) [-]
It's all relative to what's considered "bad." You're worse than Hitler, so it depends on whether or not you see him as bad guy I guess.
#1 - snakefire (12/30/2012) [-]
I don't even know you. Why do you have beef with me?
User avatar #2 to #1 - emptysuperman (12/30/2012) [-]
You are worse than Hitler.
User avatar #3 to #2 - snakefire (12/30/2012) [-]
that's vague
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