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#30 - sounds good 06/28/2014 on whos ready for some... 0
#28 - and i an empty sack  [+] (2 new replies) 06/28/2014 on whos ready for some... 0
User avatar #29 - thelonelypotato (06/28/2014) [-]
and thus ends this drama wonderfully played out by an emptypotatosack and thelonelypotato. it has been fun but im gonna be off to bed now.
User avatar #30 - emptypotatosack (06/28/2014) [-]
sounds good
#26 - only because you made me that way  [+] (4 new replies) 06/28/2014 on whos ready for some... 0
User avatar #27 - thelonelypotato (06/28/2014) [-]
no i only let it out, its unfortunate but now all i can be is a lonelypotato
User avatar #28 - emptypotatosack (06/28/2014) [-]
and i an empty sack
User avatar #29 - thelonelypotato (06/28/2014) [-]
and thus ends this drama wonderfully played out by an emptypotatosack and thelonelypotato. it has been fun but im gonna be off to bed now.
User avatar #30 - emptypotatosack (06/28/2014) [-]
sounds good
#24 - You knew all along and still did all you did for me? 06/28/2014 on whos ready for some... +1
#22 - HA you wish I used to be a guy moron  [+] (2 new replies) 06/28/2014 on whos ready for some... +1
User avatar #23 - thelonelypotato (06/28/2014) [-]
that's why i loved you dammit
User avatar #24 - emptypotatosack (06/28/2014) [-]
You knew all along and still did all you did for me?
#20 - Yeah well you think your so smart, why didn't you ever ask me…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/28/2014 on whos ready for some... +1
User avatar #21 - thelonelypotato (06/28/2014) [-]
its probably because your fat body absorbed all the moisture, there is a lot of fat to go around after all
User avatar #22 - emptypotatosack (06/28/2014) [-]
HA you wish I used to be a guy moron
User avatar #23 - thelonelypotato (06/28/2014) [-]
that's why i loved you dammit
User avatar #24 - emptypotatosack (06/28/2014) [-]
You knew all along and still did all you did for me?
#18 - yeah i know what laura told you and i also know what she want…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/28/2014 on whos ready for some... +1
User avatar #19 - thelonelypotato (06/28/2014) [-]
ya you should ask your mom and your sister too!
User avatar #20 - emptypotatosack (06/28/2014) [-]
Yeah well you think your so smart, why didn't you ever ask me why i needed lube and never got wet with you?
User avatar #21 - thelonelypotato (06/28/2014) [-]
its probably because your fat body absorbed all the moisture, there is a lot of fat to go around after all
User avatar #22 - emptypotatosack (06/28/2014) [-]
HA you wish I used to be a guy moron
User avatar #23 - thelonelypotato (06/28/2014) [-]
that's why i loved you dammit
User avatar #24 - emptypotatosack (06/28/2014) [-]
You knew all along and still did all you did for me?
#16 - I just told you what every potato want't to hear. i never was …  [+] (8 new replies) 06/28/2014 on whos ready for some... 0
User avatar #17 - thelonelypotato (06/28/2014) [-]
that's not what laura told me
User avatar #18 - emptypotatosack (06/28/2014) [-]
yeah i know what laura told you and i also know what she wants from you
User avatar #19 - thelonelypotato (06/28/2014) [-]
ya you should ask your mom and your sister too!
User avatar #20 - emptypotatosack (06/28/2014) [-]
Yeah well you think your so smart, why didn't you ever ask me why i needed lube and never got wet with you?
User avatar #21 - thelonelypotato (06/28/2014) [-]
its probably because your fat body absorbed all the moisture, there is a lot of fat to go around after all
User avatar #22 - emptypotatosack (06/28/2014) [-]
HA you wish I used to be a guy moron
User avatar #23 - thelonelypotato (06/28/2014) [-]
that's why i loved you dammit
User avatar #24 - emptypotatosack (06/28/2014) [-]
You knew all along and still did all you did for me?
#14 - please with a dick as small as yours i needed a magnifying gl…  [+] (10 new replies) 06/28/2014 on whos ready for some... 0
User avatar #15 - thelonelypotato (06/28/2014) [-]
that's not what you said when i took your virginity, i nearly broke but little did i know you would become a whore because of how good i was. you just couldn't get enough but i was always busy, so you slept with any two bit whore to sate your desires, but it never mattered how many you got, they just couldn't be as good as me.
User avatar #16 - emptypotatosack (06/28/2014) [-]
I just told you what every potato want't to hear. i never was able to get off with you, when you'd fall asleep i'd have to go to the bathroom to finish the half ass job you did for me
User avatar #17 - thelonelypotato (06/28/2014) [-]
that's not what laura told me
User avatar #18 - emptypotatosack (06/28/2014) [-]
yeah i know what laura told you and i also know what she wants from you
User avatar #19 - thelonelypotato (06/28/2014) [-]
ya you should ask your mom and your sister too!
User avatar #20 - emptypotatosack (06/28/2014) [-]
Yeah well you think your so smart, why didn't you ever ask me why i needed lube and never got wet with you?
User avatar #21 - thelonelypotato (06/28/2014) [-]
its probably because your fat body absorbed all the moisture, there is a lot of fat to go around after all
User avatar #22 - emptypotatosack (06/28/2014) [-]
HA you wish I used to be a guy moron
User avatar #23 - thelonelypotato (06/28/2014) [-]
that's why i loved you dammit
User avatar #24 - emptypotatosack (06/28/2014) [-]
You knew all along and still did all you did for me?
#12 - Don't be jealous that they filled me like you never could  [+] (12 new replies) 06/28/2014 on whos ready for some... 0
User avatar #13 - thelonelypotato (06/28/2014) [-]
like i could with that ugly body, you were so loose and fat after we moved in together that my dick may as well have been entering narnia for all i know cause i felt nothing from your fat giant hole
User avatar #14 - emptypotatosack (06/28/2014) [-]
please with a dick as small as yours i needed a magnifying glass and the smallest pair of tweezers in the world just to find it
User avatar #15 - thelonelypotato (06/28/2014) [-]
that's not what you said when i took your virginity, i nearly broke but little did i know you would become a whore because of how good i was. you just couldn't get enough but i was always busy, so you slept with any two bit whore to sate your desires, but it never mattered how many you got, they just couldn't be as good as me.
User avatar #16 - emptypotatosack (06/28/2014) [-]
I just told you what every potato want't to hear. i never was able to get off with you, when you'd fall asleep i'd have to go to the bathroom to finish the half ass job you did for me
User avatar #17 - thelonelypotato (06/28/2014) [-]
that's not what laura told me
User avatar #18 - emptypotatosack (06/28/2014) [-]
yeah i know what laura told you and i also know what she wants from you
User avatar #19 - thelonelypotato (06/28/2014) [-]
ya you should ask your mom and your sister too!
User avatar #20 - emptypotatosack (06/28/2014) [-]
Yeah well you think your so smart, why didn't you ever ask me why i needed lube and never got wet with you?
User avatar #21 - thelonelypotato (06/28/2014) [-]
its probably because your fat body absorbed all the moisture, there is a lot of fat to go around after all
User avatar #22 - emptypotatosack (06/28/2014) [-]
HA you wish I used to be a guy moron
User avatar #23 - thelonelypotato (06/28/2014) [-]
that's why i loved you dammit
User avatar #24 - emptypotatosack (06/28/2014) [-]
You knew all along and still did all you did for me?
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