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#31 - Loan Wolf 12/05/2014 on Space Coyote? +29
#62 - Why was this made into GIFs? There was minimum movement. Seems… 12/04/2014 on Adams family values +1
#52 - No, I'm an atheist and that sort of **** is embarrassin… 11/28/2014 on When mom says I need new... 0
#12 - Why do American black people refer to themselves as African-Am…  [+] (18 new replies) 11/20/2014 on Milwaukee Police Chief... +3
User avatar #52 - popcornqueen (11/20/2014) [-]
I think it's kind of a statement saying "My ancestors were brought here against their will, but I was born here and this is my home. I'm an American, so don't tell me to go back to Africa because THIS is my home."
User avatar #26 - MrDeadiron (11/20/2014) [-]
Because they're fucking idiots who want to separate themselves and get special treatment.
User avatar #70 - thepandaking (11/20/2014) [-]
... except most of the black people I've spoken to don't prefer 'African-American.' So to say it's on them and that it's they who are the 'fucking idiots who want to separate themselves and get special treatment' is a bit much imo.
User avatar #75 - MrDeadiron (11/20/2014) [-]
I should have clarified, and when I say this I hope you don't misconstrue it, it's low class black people who forward this bullshit, not all black people.
User avatar #78 - thepandaking (11/20/2014) [-]
I suppose so, I mean I don't know enough lower class black people to have seen that for myself, but for the most part I think it's considered less PC to say African-American than it is to say black.
off topic but I kinda think it's weird that we even have 'black' or 'white' but I understand that's just how people work, so frankly I don't see how people can get offended if you say black
User avatar #83 - MrDeadiron (11/20/2014) [-]
Yea, I live in a lower end neighborhood and I've worked in Harlem so I know first hand, but all races have lower class people and they all pull their own bullshit. Like they'll say they're African American when trying to act more bourgeoisie or talking to reporters on the news.

People are more willing to say something they perceive as less offensive because they're terrified of being labeled racist.
User avatar #91 - thepandaking (11/20/2014) [-]
yeah, I think that's what the rest of my family does. They still say African-American for fear of it coming out as brash, but I dunno man. Unspoken social rules are weird, white guilt is weird. That's why it's difficult to comfortably say 'black' when you know not everyone is gonna definitely be comfortable with it.
User avatar #94 - MrDeadiron (11/20/2014) [-]
I've grown up in a very mixed community and a very mixed building and I've had just as much experience with blacks as whites, so I don't really feel uncomfortable saying black, but I understand that there are a lot of idiots out there.
User avatar #99 - thepandaking (11/20/2014) [-]
I guess it's just the pressure of having grown up in an all white private school in a suburban life, so when people know that background, I feel paranoid that they'll automatically think I'm racist. I definitely think I'm prejudiced to a degree, but I'm aware of the prejudices I have, so it usually doesn't affect anything. I'm sure it just takes time to feel more comfortable with that kind of social thing.
User avatar #102 - MrDeadiron (11/20/2014) [-]
Everyone's prejudiced, that's just how life and people are, and how it will always be. People will be prejudice against other races, other social classes, people who dress differently, people who eat differently. A couple months ago it was apparently fucking news worthy that Mayor De Blasio ate a fucking pizza with a knife and fork.
User avatar #104 - thepandaking (11/20/2014) [-]
Yeah that kind of thing always just makes me think 'why?' Hell I even eat pizza with a fork and knife if it's one of those crazy pizzas with a lot of toppings at a restaurant. Anyway you're right on that, and I definitely got the wrong idea from your first comment lol but I get what you mean now.
User avatar #105 - MrDeadiron (11/20/2014) [-]
Well, I should have clarified more in my first comment. I don't have a problem with black people, I have a problem with low class people who can be any race.
#69 - anonymous (11/20/2014) [-]
Found the racist!
User avatar #72 - MrDeadiron (11/20/2014) [-]
Please, because I find the lowered expectations within the "Black Community" deplorable I'm suddenly a racist.
User avatar #14 - lilnuggetbob (11/20/2014) [-]
Its for being politically correct, it can be considered 'offensive' if you call a black guy black here.
Although most black people don't give 2 shits.
User avatar #13 - TheCrow (11/20/2014) [-]
They choose a word that is prideful to them. Given the history not too long ago, many people still remember being called a nigger on the street every day.

Black is also passable. Personally I don't care, I don't really know any black people personally.
User avatar #110 - vanillasmoke (11/20/2014) [-]
they did choose a word, only they can say it though
User avatar #27 - MrDeadiron (11/20/2014) [-]
No they didn't, people use it because they're afraid of being called racist.
#19 - MUUh GAme is soo mucH beTter thaN ThAt OtheR GAMe people… 11/17/2014 on >Generation Gap -2
#8 - it looks like it is screencaps so I'm guessing there was a voi…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/07/2014 on Not stolen at all. I promise. 0
User avatar #12 - psykobear (11/07/2014) [-]
Doesn't make it any less retarded.
#13 - I didn't imply that. I just thought because of the title ameri…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/30/2014 on half of america raises... 0
User avatar #17 - nigeltheoutlaw (10/30/2014) [-]
Never thought I'd agree with Conquistador.
User avatar #14 - Conquistador (10/30/2014) [-]
>If a posts ever makes fun of Europe.
>Posts gets a lot of butthurt europoors.
>Any other time it's always "hurr only muricans get butthurt".
#12 - europoor, britfag, not sure of any others 10/30/2014 on half of america raises... 0
#2 - inb4 butthurt americunts  [+] (8 new replies) 10/29/2014 on half of america raises... +4
#10 - anonymous (10/29/2014) [-]
implying america is the only country that hates britbongs
User avatar #13 - emprex (10/30/2014) [-]
I didn't imply that. I just thought because of the title americunts might be butthurt over their fat freedoms and would like to see another country have the mickey taken out of it
User avatar #17 - nigeltheoutlaw (10/30/2014) [-]
Never thought I'd agree with Conquistador.
User avatar #14 - Conquistador (10/30/2014) [-]
>If a posts ever makes fun of Europe.
>Posts gets a lot of butthurt europoors.
>Any other time it's always "hurr only muricans get butthurt".
User avatar #9 - drautist (10/29/2014) [-]
He looks like a fat Ted Mosby.
#7 - anonymous (10/29/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** I enjoyed that story. I don't enjoy the fact that there prolly isn't a good enough comeback for Americunt relating to Europe or Britain. You win today you glorious European bastard.
#12 - emprex (10/30/2014) [-]
europoor, britfag, not sure of any others
#4 - eddymolly (10/29/2014) [-]
Pretty much right
#1 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/29/2014 on Bob Ross +3
User avatar #2 - baditch (10/29/2014) [-]
Thank you
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#3 - Picture 10/29/2014 on chrome +1
#34 - Picture 10/29/2014 on To the window! To the... 0
#13 - Picture 10/29/2014 on Wallpapers! Get your... +1
#23 - current 10/29/2014 on Random wallpapers I... 0
#16 - do not shave your ass  [+] (2 new replies) 10/22/2014 on shave your ass +11
User avatar #71 - tehpoonages (10/23/2014) [-]
i shave my ass and have never had this problem. bet this guy is just hella gross.
#43 - dorfdorfdorf (10/22/2014) [-]
lost gerbil
#25 - different genre different art style I guess, I dunno  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2014 on Pro skills 0
User avatar #50 - kairuzesu (10/23/2014) [-]
I just find it funny that the studio [white fox] did this loli fest and one of the more bloody shows this season...then again if a studio can get work it'll do the work...like the studio that did AIURA and woosers hand to mouth life is also doing the animated version of terraformars, or as it has been clearly pointed out in every comment section ever, censor festival of roaches
#21 - I haven't seen cards for faking injuries. I've seen cards for …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2014 on goalkeeper performs miracle 0
User avatar #24 - jewishcommunazi (10/22/2014) [-]
I meant when they dive and complain about their supposed injury in order to gain a foul. If they truly fell accidentally, there would be no point in complaining.
#6 - WOW GUYS ISN'T jb SOOOO gAAAYY!?!?! we get it, you don't…  [+] (7 new replies) 10/22/2014 on Douche +10
#7 - flipke (10/22/2014) [-]
The only place I hear about him (being European), is FJ.
User avatar #15 - mrjweezy (10/22/2014) [-]
only scratched the surface m8
User avatar #11 - krobeles (10/22/2014) [-]
There was that one time he wanted to assault a British paparatzi, who were clearly much taller and more build than he was.
That was kinda fun.
User avatar #9 - gedab (10/22/2014) [-]
I am American and this is the only place I hear about him...

Then again, I am just a simple cajun man, so my "global news" consists of stories about hunting and alligator sightings, so what do I know?
#50 - kazene (10/22/2014) [-]
Cajun boys represent. Louisiana boy swell with fried chicken, Choot 'Em, and crawfish
#51 - gedab (10/22/2014) [-]
Holy shit.

For once, someone said crawfish right. You get a gold star... metaphorically speaking
#52 - kazene (10/22/2014) [-]
Fuckin right I call 'em crawfish. Can't tell ya how much it annoys me to see "crawdads" or "crayfish." Shits wack, yo. Glad to see someone who feels the same. Gold star for yourself. Metaphorically and one day, physically.
#13 - the ref had to do that because if he did not it would set a pr…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/22/2014 on goalkeeper performs miracle +3
User avatar #14 - jewishcommunazi (10/22/2014) [-]
It's not uncommon for referees to give yellow cards to players for faking injuries though.
User avatar #21 - emprex (10/22/2014) [-]
I haven't seen cards for faking injuries. I've seen cards for diving although inconsistently , but not for faking injuries. It would be hard for a ref to book a player for faking an injury because who is to say the player didn't pick up a knock
User avatar #24 - jewishcommunazi (10/22/2014) [-]
I meant when they dive and complain about their supposed injury in order to gain a foul. If they truly fell accidentally, there would be no point in complaining.
#24 - my dog is 12 but can act like he is one  [+] (2 new replies) 10/20/2014 on Your Dog's Actual Age +1
#36 - liekmelk (10/20/2014) [-]
So he's a medium breed.
User avatar #26 - auntyino (10/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, my man rolls around on his back for tummy rub attention and can still catch his tail in a high speed chase
#3 - Picture 10/13/2014 on Attack on Armstrong +3
#5 - Or you could just say "excuse me"? like a norma…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/30/2014 on Great decision against slow... +10
User avatar #11 - demandsgayversion (09/30/2014) [-]
talking to humans is scary
User avatar #10 - captainprincess (09/30/2014) [-]
Far more people ignore an excuse me than a bike bell

jing jing motherfucker comin through
#6 - celdak (09/30/2014) [-]
#5 - things that never happened for 500  [+] (8 new replies) 09/23/2014 on Oh Jeff . . . +210
#52 - ICEDgrunge (09/24/2014) [-]
It's like you've never taken public transportation before. It's almost as if some people within the public aren't fucking weird in any way
#49 - anonymous (09/24/2014) [-]
this could totally happen, what the fuck is so unrealistic
#37 - cookiel (09/24/2014) [-]
Here you go!
User avatar #11 - PubLandlord (09/23/2014) [-]
you getting laid
#69 - mcburd (09/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #39 - mostlyshits (09/24/2014) [-]
that wasn't in the form of a question
#17 - diamondperzik (09/23/2014) [-]
You win
#13 - anonymous (09/23/2014) [-]
Fucking rekt
#10 - **emprex rolls 6** will phanact ever stop being a faggot? 09/23/2014 on Canadian robbery -1


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