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#21 - I haven't seen cards for faking injuries. I've seen cards for …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2014 on goalkeeper performs miracle 0
User avatar #24 - jewishcommunazi (10/22/2014) [-]
I meant when they dive and complain about their supposed injury in order to gain a foul. If they truly fell accidentally, there would be no point in complaining.
#6 - WOW GUYS ISN'T jb SOOOO gAAAYY!?!?! we get it, you don't…  [+] (7 new replies) 10/22/2014 on Douche +10
#7 - flipke (10/22/2014) [-]
The only place I hear about him (being European), is FJ.
User avatar #15 - mrjweezy (10/22/2014) [-]
only scratched the surface m8
User avatar #11 - krobeles (10/22/2014) [-]
There was that one time he wanted to assault a British paparatzi, who were clearly much taller and more build than he was.
That was kinda fun.
User avatar #9 - gedab (10/22/2014) [-]
I am American and this is the only place I hear about him...

Then again, I am just a simple cajun man, so my "global news" consists of stories about hunting and alligator sightings, so what do I know?
#50 - kazene (10/22/2014) [-]
Cajun boys represent. Louisiana boy swell with fried chicken, Choot 'Em, and crawfish
#51 - gedab (10/22/2014) [-]
Holy shit.

For once, someone said crawfish right. You get a gold star... metaphorically speaking
#52 - kazene (10/22/2014) [-]
Fuckin right I call 'em crawfish. Can't tell ya how much it annoys me to see "crawdads" or "crayfish." Shits wack, yo. Glad to see someone who feels the same. Gold star for yourself. Metaphorically and one day, physically.
#13 - the ref had to do that because if he did not it would set a pr…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/22/2014 on goalkeeper performs miracle +3
User avatar #14 - jewishcommunazi (10/22/2014) [-]
It's not uncommon for referees to give yellow cards to players for faking injuries though.
User avatar #21 - emprex (10/22/2014) [-]
I haven't seen cards for faking injuries. I've seen cards for diving although inconsistently , but not for faking injuries. It would be hard for a ref to book a player for faking an injury because who is to say the player didn't pick up a knock
User avatar #24 - jewishcommunazi (10/22/2014) [-]
I meant when they dive and complain about their supposed injury in order to gain a foul. If they truly fell accidentally, there would be no point in complaining.
#24 - my dog is 12 but can act like he is one  [+] (2 new replies) 10/20/2014 on Your Dog's Actual Age +1
#36 - liekmelk (10/20/2014) [-]
So he's a medium breed.
User avatar #26 - auntyino (10/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, my man rolls around on his back for tummy rub attention and can still catch his tail in a high speed chase
#3 - Picture 10/13/2014 on Attack on Armstrong +3
#5 - Or you could just say "excuse me"? like a norma…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/30/2014 on Great decision against slow... +10
User avatar #11 - demandsgayversion (09/30/2014) [-]
talking to humans is scary
User avatar #10 - captainprincess (09/30/2014) [-]
Far more people ignore an excuse me than a bike bell

jing jing motherfucker comin through
#6 - celdak (09/30/2014) [-]
#5 - things that never happened for 500  [+] (8 new replies) 09/23/2014 on Oh Jeff . . . +210
#52 - ICEDgrunge (09/24/2014) [-]
It's like you've never taken public transportation before. It's almost as if some people within the public aren't fucking weird in any way
#49 - fefe (09/24/2014) [-]
this could totally happen, what the fuck is so unrealistic
#37 - cookiel (09/24/2014) [-]
Here you go!
User avatar #11 - PubLandlord (09/23/2014) [-]
you getting laid
#69 - mcburd (09/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #39 - mostlyshits (09/24/2014) [-]
that wasn't in the form of a question
#17 - diamondperzik (09/23/2014) [-]
You win
#13 - fefe (09/23/2014) [-]
Fucking rekt
#10 - **emprex rolls 6** will phanact ever stop being a faggot? 09/23/2014 on Canadian robbery -1
#30 - Hey hey look my gaME community is SOOO mature every comm… 09/23/2014 on TF2 still wins +11
#27 - forgot I had this one 09/21/2014 on Wallpaper Dump 0
#26 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/21/2014 on Wallpaper Dump +4
#27 - emprex (09/21/2014) [-]
forgot I had this one
#25 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 09/21/2014 on Wallpaper Dump 0
#26 - emprex (09/21/2014) [-]
#27 - emprex (09/21/2014) [-]
forgot I had this one
#24 - 1/3  [+] (3 new replies) 09/21/2014 on Wallpaper Dump 0
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#27 - emprex (09/21/2014) [-]
forgot I had this one
#17 - Comment deleted 09/19/2014 on School +4
#9 - did the mean picture make you upset?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/17/2014 on 'Murica +6
User avatar #13 - jackmanagan (09/17/2014) [-]
for full effect say dialogue outloud

#8 - no. That is not smooth, it is not that hard to be "smooth… 09/07/2014 on Smoothness Level, Eh. +16
#19 - Picture 09/03/2014 on Oh... okay then +4
#16 - Picture 09/02/2014 on Death by cute +1
#5 - >no hit markers >7/10 09/01/2014 on Rekt +3
#11 - lewd.png  [+] (2 new replies) 08/29/2014 on What ever you say 0
#21 - AllYourBase (08/30/2014) [-]
#16 - guu (08/30/2014) [-]
#9 - the country is up in arms because a baking show it loves had a… 08/29/2014 on U WOT M8 +4
#20 - what was that one actor's quote about actors doing their own s…  [+] (15 new replies) 08/29/2014 on This woman +55
User avatar #21 - killthebilly (08/29/2014) [-]
it was Danny Trejo. Can't find the exact quote right now.
User avatar #50 - mutantpanda (08/30/2014) [-]
There was another actor who had a clause in his contract that if he did his own stunts they would still employ stuntmen as if he didn't.
User avatar #94 - killthebilly (08/30/2014) [-]
yea, but he's not just talking about the stuntmen.. also about everyone else on the shoot.
User avatar #22 - thebacondroid (08/29/2014) [-]
Something like "I'm not going to risk 80 people losing their jobs just to show I have big balls"
User avatar #23 - killthebilly (08/29/2014) [-]
yep, something like that
User avatar #26 - lucariopwnz (08/29/2014) [-]
I don't think its that they want to show they have big balls... I think its that the stunts are like the funnest part of acting! Think about it, jumping off cars or out of planes, crazy fight scenes, being launched through the air, etc. That's all awesome as shit stuff and if I were an actor I damn well would do my own stunts.
User avatar #67 - mrdrpage (08/30/2014) [-]
As a member of SAG (Screen Actor's Guild),
I can assure you that you doing your own stunts is not always up to you. Your agent will specify in your contract, or the people up at SAG if you're valuable enough, that you are not to do your own stunts. Robert Downey Jr. and Danny Trejo are on a completely different level of stardom than the lady who voiced Mulan that we don't even have a name for in the content without looking it up. I'm sure RBJ would do his own stunts if it was up to him. He seems like the adventurous type.
User avatar #27 - killthebilly (08/29/2014) [-]
of course... but Danny Trejo said that he won't risk 80 peoples jobs, just so he can have "fun" risking his health. If he gets hurt, the film gets cancelled, and lots of people lose money.
So what he's saying is that he's not selfish, by not doing his own stunts. Or something along those lines.
#59 - angelusprimus (08/30/2014) [-]
Danny Trejo makes action movies as main star and/or main cast.
If he gets injured it can badly effect the shooting time, which then to save the money on the production, first thing producers do is fire bunch of low level employees, cut a second or third team for example. IF he gets hurt BAD they close the movie.
Tv show does not work that way. If she gets hurt they simply continue production of the series around her, filming scenes from next episodes and simpler scenes. And if she is hurt bad, every character has an exit "back door" and would replace her with a similar character.
User avatar #60 - kerfufflemachtwo (08/30/2014) [-]
Jackie Chan did his own stunts.

And he did movies.
#62 - angelusprimus (08/30/2014) [-]
In Hong Kong.
With cost of production of entire movie less then an single episode of an american TV show, and no investment insurance that would quardruple if he does his own stunts.
User avatar #63 - kerfufflemachtwo (08/30/2014) [-]
Uh, no. He did his own stunts for many movies he did here in the US. Big name movies, too.
#65 - angelusprimus (08/30/2014) [-]
After he made his name in Asia by doing his own dangerous stunts. After reunion of Hong Kong and China when having him as an actor and a producer in the movie opens 400 million plus Chinese market, and he is well known for continuing to film even when badly hurt.
Risk benefit calculation. He might get hurt, but if he does he will probably continue filming not go to bed for three months like american actor, and by him participating in the movie you get access to 2nd largest market in the world, which is usually only open to a very few foreign movies a year.
Investors are willing to take a chance on that.
User avatar #66 - kerfufflemachtwo (08/30/2014) [-]

I don't see what that has to do with me pointing out that some movie actors do perform their own stunts.
#68 - angelusprimus (08/30/2014) [-]
Because its rare for very good reasons.
No one wants to invest millions of dollars in a production that could fall apart because some spoiled star insists on doing his own stunts and then hurts his back.
#27 - le hurr derp nickleback sooo bad XDDD why is the band ha…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/29/2014 on As long as we abuse it,... +45
User avatar #38 - mylazy (08/29/2014) [-]
Awhile back some group, don't remember who, made a youtube video comparing two nickelback songs. They played one right after the other. In the video they sounded almost exactly the same, except with some different words. The video spread quickly and people started to hate on nickelback for it, until it just became a thing to do for everyone. Eventually the group who made the original video admitted that they editted the two songs to make them sound more alike (nickelback actually does have some variety) but by then the damage was done.
#37 - xcoreyx (08/29/2014) [-]
It's shitty generic rock. Every song sounds the same and it's just not well-made music.
User avatar #35 - sockprague (08/29/2014) [-]
It's really polished, doesn't really fit a "rock" image. They spend a lot of time making sure each track is perfect. It comes across as contrived and forced. It doesn't help that they are kinda samey and the lead singers voice becomes grating if you hear it often. And when this bandwagon started they had a lot of radio play.
#33 - ohsopainful (08/29/2014) [-]
you just said why yourself.

its a bandwagon. so naturally they are going to get a lot more hate than less popular bands. even though many of the haters have no idea why they hate them

personally i think they kinda suck. but thats because my music preference is much heavier.
#63 - it's a joke you don't have to justify your cultural influence. 08/28/2014 on rekt +5
#56 - one of my few 08/28/2014 on Welcome to Japan +1


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