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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:8/08/2010
Last Login:7/07/2015
Location:England
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#28 - no I mean cum on your stomach then wipe it up with tissues  [+] (7 new replies) 03/03/2015 on Sex talk +2
User avatar #29 - sobir (03/03/2015) [-]
again there is just simply too much to wipe and my stomach is hairy as fuck
User avatar #30 - emprex (03/03/2015) [-]
the only other conceivable alternative is to cum in your mouth then
User avatar #31 - sobir (03/03/2015) [-]
tried it not so bad but im not willing to do it every time
#32 - emprex (03/03/2015) [-]
um, I was joking
User avatar #33 - sobir (03/03/2015) [-]
oh yeah me too, hehe
User avatar #35 - emprex (03/03/2015) [-]
well its not gay if you say no homo before cumming in your mouth
User avatar #36 - sobir (03/03/2015) [-]
Dont worry I always say it
#26 - or you know tissues?  [+] (21 new replies) 03/03/2015 on Sex talk +14
User avatar #61 - gittons (03/03/2015) [-]
one final note,
it seems FJ REALLY hates people asking questions, just looks at those thumbs man, weirdest
thing i have seen all day.
oh well at least our chat was nice.
User avatar #62 - emprex (03/03/2015) [-]
some people are asses for whatever reason I'll thumb you up bro
User avatar #63 - gittons (03/03/2015) [-]
by this time tomorrow you will most likely have dozens, maybe a hundred but have one from
me too.
User avatar #39 - gittons (03/03/2015) [-]
never thought of that.
some people most likely find cloth you can wash cheaper and easier than buying packs of
tissues.
User avatar #40 - emprex (03/03/2015) [-]
you want to have a cum rag that you'll have to wash? just get a normal box of tissues, give it a try and you'll find you won't have to cum in your socks. please tell me you don't use the same sock over and over again because that would be disgusting
User avatar #41 - gittons (03/03/2015) [-]
you see i grew up without shit like tissues,
if i had something on my hands i washed it or i would use a towel or something so the idea of
using tissues would never come to mind, it is never something i have ever had.
no i do not use the same sock, that is nasty.
User avatar #43 - emprex (03/03/2015) [-]
where the did you grow up, Ethiopia?
tissues are good imo, just flush them down the toilet and not keep them in your bin cause there might be a smell issue
User avatar #44 - gittons (03/03/2015) [-]
i will keep this mind.
also do not judge people so hard on the internet, i grew up in poverty where the concept of heating
and food was a choice of one or the other on a daily basis, i do not miss those times.
User avatar #45 - emprex (03/03/2015) [-]
but seriously where did you grow up?
User avatar #46 - gittons (03/03/2015) [-]
that is a little private but some rural ass middle of nowhere area of england.
User avatar #47 - emprex (03/03/2015) [-]
england? I live in england, where is there places like that don't worry I won't go to your birth place and see where baby gittons grew up
User avatar #48 - gittons (03/03/2015) [-]
dude i am not comfortable telling you my entire life story of my dysfunctional family,
if you do not believe poor people exist in england than fine.
User avatar #27 - sobir (03/03/2015) [-]
tissues rip easily my load is too strong for the common paper and i dont want to use half a meter of tp every time i make the special sauce
User avatar #28 - emprex (03/03/2015) [-]
no I mean cum on your stomach then wipe it up with tissues
User avatar #29 - sobir (03/03/2015) [-]
again there is just simply too much to wipe and my stomach is hairy as fuck
User avatar #30 - emprex (03/03/2015) [-]
the only other conceivable alternative is to cum in your mouth then
User avatar #31 - sobir (03/03/2015) [-]
tried it not so bad but im not willing to do it every time
#32 - emprex (03/03/2015) [-]
um, I was joking
User avatar #33 - sobir (03/03/2015) [-]
oh yeah me too, hehe
User avatar #35 - emprex (03/03/2015) [-]
well its not gay if you say no homo before cumming in your mouth
User avatar #36 - sobir (03/03/2015) [-]
Dont worry I always say it
#20 - month or two ago? its pretty much inside gaming re-branded 03/02/2015 on MFW I See Memes On Facebook +7
#6 - Funhaus rises  [+] (5 new replies) 03/02/2015 on MFW I See Memes On Facebook +134
User avatar #19 - britbong (03/02/2015) [-]
I hadn't heard anything about them since they left Machinima
When did they join RT?
User avatar #20 - emprex (03/02/2015) [-]
month or two ago? its pretty much inside gaming re-branded www.youtube.com/channel/UCboMX_UNgaPBsUOIgasn3-Q
User avatar #11 - thewebspinner (03/02/2015) [-]
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh yeah boi.
gimme sum sweaty man juice.
User avatar #7 - fitemeirlbro (03/02/2015) [-]
Ye
#24 - taskpawner (03/02/2015) [-]
WOOOOOOOOOOOO! INSIDE GAMING/FUNHAUS THREAD!
#11 - blue and black, you dip 02/27/2015 on White and Gold +1
#16 - opinions are cool I guess random anime gif 02/23/2015 on U think u are funny?! 0
#14 - I don't think they know? as far as I know no teacher/other fri…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/23/2015 on U think u are funny?! 0
User avatar #15 - koforeme (02/23/2015) [-]
Hmm... Well yeah now that I think about it the would wanna cover something like that up.
She was still super annoying though and that doesn't justfy her
#16 - emprex (02/23/2015) [-]
opinions are cool I guess
random anime gif
#11 - at least she has stopped being annoying by asking Shinichi if …  [+] (4 new replies) 02/23/2015 on U think u are funny?! +1
User avatar #13 - koforeme (02/23/2015) [-]
Dude his mother died and this bitch wasn't helping him get over it very much.
User avatar #14 - emprex (02/23/2015) [-]
I don't think they know? as far as I know no teacher/other friend has mentioned it only the detectives at Kana's funeral. No one else seems to know
User avatar #15 - koforeme (02/23/2015) [-]
Hmm... Well yeah now that I think about it the would wanna cover something like that up.
She was still super annoying though and that doesn't justfy her
#16 - emprex (02/23/2015) [-]
opinions are cool I guess
random anime gif
#22 - SAS 02/21/2015 on Green Beret Fact Compilation 0
#410 - **emprex used "*roll rpg name*"** **emprex rolls Ashdown** 02/20/2015 on rpg name generator 0
#75 - it probably wasn't posted by the girls in the picture. just a … 02/18/2015 on don't be to rude +7
#44 - I'm not American, I'm English. It is called a joke everyone ne…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2015 on Harry -2
#45 - blargchikahonkhonk (02/18/2015) [-]
a joke needs to be funny
#14 - never doubt paint skills off the chart 02/17/2015 on Praise him +2
#18 - Yeah **** parents who earn enough to buy their child ga…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/17/2015 on gabe no +8
#39 - anon (02/18/2015) [-]
Grew up in a decent apartment and then a one-story home, wouldn't have had a console until I was old enough to buy one myself if one of my rich aunts I never see hadn't bought me a Gameboy Advance SP for Christmas when I was 11. Not a matter of mom not earning enough, was a matter of mom not thinking I needed that shit.

Guess it goes to show what they say about assuming.
#9 - ******** , the guy is more likely to be beheaded by some…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/17/2015 on Harry -20
#43 - blargchikahonkhonk (02/18/2015) [-]
the 2011 census in the UK shows us that 87% of the British population is white. A 2014 US census shows us that only 62 % of the US is white, yet for whatever reason they like to make jokes about how much immigration the UK has and how it is full of muslims.
The jokes are still funny.
< like this one
but only if u actually make a joke out of it which you failed miserably at.
User avatar #44 - emprex (02/18/2015) [-]
I'm not American, I'm English. It is called a joke everyone needs to pull their tampons out
#45 - blargchikahonkhonk (02/18/2015) [-]
a joke needs to be funny
User avatar #30 - respirator (02/18/2015) [-]
Where do you think you are right now?
#165 - Just another day 02/12/2015 on Valentine's Day +1
#36 - excellent, cheers 02/11/2015 on Momp 0
#24 - has anyone got a hd streaming site for Archer, I tried googlin…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/11/2015 on Momp 0
#38 - anon (02/11/2015) [-]
popcorn time
User avatar #36 - emprex (02/11/2015) [-]
excellent, cheers
User avatar #25 - dbBlues (02/11/2015) [-]
I know it's not free, but Netflix has it. And I know it's not streaming but kickass.to/archer-2009-tv23354/
Sorry if both those answers are useless.
#48 - not sure if it is a reliable source 02/11/2015 on royal ass 0
#47 - she does have power to veto laws and all that but she doesn't.… 02/11/2015 on royal ass 0
#102 - if you are going to poll/survey please use a site which allows… 02/10/2015 on FJ in the near future 0
#14 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 02/09/2015 on this man is a journalist 0
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#391 - test 02/03/2015 on When your username changes... 0
#107 - I don't think so. Charles has already made his political inten… 01/31/2015 on The lady on the iron throne 0
#17 - good on him. Showing the difference between a black man and a …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/28/2015 on Black frost +11
#60 - anon (01/29/2015) [-]
hurr durr niggers are different than black people
#54 - olisaurus (01/29/2015) [-]
unlike you, you fucking nigger cunt faggot rofl

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