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Date Signed Up:8/08/2010
Last Login:8/04/2015
Location:England
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#6 - an eye for an eye? an old lady was a cunt but that doesn't mea…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/16/2015 on eye for an eye -3
#13 - anon (04/16/2015) [-]
Accidents happen you whiteknight pussy.
User avatar #14 - emprex (04/16/2015) [-]
whiteknight? its wrong to say its wron that kids terrorised an old lady then killed her? sure whatever, accident or not they are liable for her death (if the story is true)
User avatar #8 - centaurstesticle (04/16/2015) [-]
Its called a joke, you fucking idiot
User avatar #9 - emprex (04/16/2015) [-]
if the story is fake then yeah whatever but if not then they are cunts
#12 - atomicjojo (04/16/2015) [-]
Either you a fucking moron, or a terrible troll.
User avatar #15 - emprex (04/16/2015) [-]
how am I a moron or a troll?
#5 - >> #4 , the guy was reckless in not recognising the risk…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2015 on eye for an eye +1
User avatar #16 - brokenfirefly (04/16/2015) [-]
He's pretty fucked now. They're just going over what degree of murder this was. Third or first.
#10 - Picture 04/16/2015 on Random animals comp 0
#51 - what the hell is a pep rally?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2015 on 3rd degree +3
User avatar #68 - notjustalurker (04/16/2015) [-]
It's usually held on the second sunday after penis inspection day, usually when the results arrive. It's like a party at school to celebrate that everyone is healthy.
#3 - Picture 04/15/2015 on Proper swimming technique +8
#5 - Picture 04/15/2015 on Me After Posting New Content +2
#83 - yeah you are right, I just rewatched then end of ep. 4 and saw… 04/14/2015 on ruthless 0
#54 - they killed off Barristan Selmy so if they do have Daenerys ma…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/14/2015 on ruthless 0
User avatar #79 - effort (04/14/2015) [-]
I don't think Barristan died, just injured atm, just like how Jon Snow isn't really "dead" after the mutiny.... but Mance died, which doesn't happen in the books. To be honest, they deviated really far from the books, more than I expected.
#115 - poach (05/13/2015) [-]
HE DEAD.
User avatar #83 - emprex (04/14/2015) [-]
yeah you are right, I just rewatched then end of ep. 4 and saw they attempted to slit his throat but Grey Worm got to him in time. Also it looks like Grey Worm didn't die but instead got his ass kicked which is bollocks because the Unsullied are supposed to be excellent soldiers and are now being dropped like flies, same with Barristan, he was supposed to be one of the most skilled fighters in Westeros but got laid out
#56 - This is why people think that anime is creepy weird **** … 04/14/2015 on There come the plot +12
#41 - they've changed stuff from the book so it wouldn't really matt…  [+] (9 new replies) 04/14/2015 on ruthless 0
#74 - anon (04/14/2015) [-]
they haven't changed a single important character death so far and they won't in the future.

step it up, nigga
User avatar #52 - charagrin (04/14/2015) [-]
The changes are so minor as to be non-existent. The absolute single biggest change that is immediately noticeable is the ages of the younger characters in the show are older than in the book by as much as 6 years.
User avatar #81 - effort (04/14/2015) [-]
Removed Coldhands, Arianne Martell, Balon Swann, Jeyne Poole, Young Griff, Jon Connington, Lady Stoneheart, Penny (Never really liked her anyways) and there is no sight of Euron Greyjoy, Victarion Greyjoy. But tbh I don't mind the change, it's what makes the show unique from the books.
User avatar #92 - charagrin (04/14/2015) [-]
Exactly, minor things.
#61 - poach (04/14/2015) [-]
Season 5 so far has actually changed several fairly important points.
User avatar #54 - emprex (04/14/2015) [-]
they killed off Barristan Selmy so if they do have Daenerys marry Loraq he can't be the one to arrest him/kill him (can't remember). do you know if they are going to do anything with other Greyjoy's besides Theon?
User avatar #79 - effort (04/14/2015) [-]
I don't think Barristan died, just injured atm, just like how Jon Snow isn't really "dead" after the mutiny.... but Mance died, which doesn't happen in the books. To be honest, they deviated really far from the books, more than I expected.
#115 - poach (05/13/2015) [-]
HE DEAD.
User avatar #83 - emprex (04/14/2015) [-]
yeah you are right, I just rewatched then end of ep. 4 and saw they attempted to slit his throat but Grey Worm got to him in time. Also it looks like Grey Worm didn't die but instead got his ass kicked which is bollocks because the Unsullied are supposed to be excellent soldiers and are now being dropped like flies, same with Barristan, he was supposed to be one of the most skilled fighters in Westeros but got laid out
#10 - ****** food? It might just be because I'm a britfag and…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2015 on Casual Racism - b 0
User avatar #13 - fyaq (04/14/2015) [-]
Ask someone not from Britain to name good British food.

Watch them pause for 20 seconds before "uhh, fish and chips?"

#184 - Comment deleted 04/10/2015 on Never Give Up 0
#66 - I never said they made the wrong the decision, in fact I beliv… 04/10/2015 on Top Gear in Albania: Kar =... +1
#59 - he punched him once in the face, it was reported as a 'fracas'…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/10/2015 on Top Gear in Albania: Kar =... +2
User avatar #65 - eldiganto (04/10/2015) [-]
welcome to the world of common sense, where if you punch your co-worker in the face over cold food, you get fired
User avatar #66 - emprex (04/10/2015) [-]
I never said they made the wrong the decision, in fact I belive they made the correct one, I was only telling niggernazi about the incident.
#16 - The Smurfs is meant for kids, she should have dressed with tha…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/10/2015 on I'm gonna smurf her -2
#18 - anon (04/10/2015) [-]
KIDS THESE DAYS HAVE SIMPLE STANDARDS WHEN FAPPING,
ALSO DOESN'T TAKE SO MUCH SKIN TO FAP TO.
#17 - torgyik (04/10/2015) [-]
any age can appreciate the dankness of her ass
User avatar #22 - listerthepessimist (04/10/2015) [-]
did she piss herself?
#10 - Is he ignoring that she allowed Bebier to do that, she is at f…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/10/2015 on Damn big Sean 0
#15 - anon (04/10/2015) [-]
Did you watch the video? She allowed him to pull her closer, then pushed him away when he tried to make more of it. She handled it well and the show went on.
User avatar #11 - thirdjess (04/10/2015) [-]
Nah, she's on stage doing a performance in from of thousands of people. Keeping cool and being subtle about is the right move.
#61 - >People outside of FJ knowing of FJ  [+] (12 new replies) 04/10/2015 on Internetwell that ends well +38
#101 - dragginbref (04/10/2015) [-]
#136 - detectiveyee has deleted their comment.
#80 - killjoyus (04/10/2015) [-]
they know about us, they all just don't care enough to talk to us
User avatar #66 - havockwzy (04/10/2015) [-]
Then who was the first FJer?
User avatar #68 - megaton (04/10/2015) [-]
we were all born here. all those new accounts are just users who got bbored of there extremely blue accounts and wanted a change of pace.
#98 - thestooges (04/10/2015) [-]
THEY'RE ON TO ME
#70 - havockwzy (04/10/2015) [-]
that makes more sense than it should
#87 - redbannerman (04/10/2015) [-]
I've been browsing this site for 8 years. I've gone through countless accounts because I got bored.
User avatar #94 - FelatioCaine (04/10/2015) [-]
Ah the old Purple and Green page days. Fat Ben making poop and all...
User avatar #88 - havockwzy (04/10/2015) [-]
I only got a backup account that i never use, and i think people would dislike it since it has a themed feeling to it.
#89 - redbannerman (04/10/2015) [-]
I deleted my other accounts in either a joke, a rage, or fucking roll x delete account things.
User avatar #90 - havockwzy (04/10/2015) [-]
i like my account, it has butts and dota on it.
#78 - Picture 04/01/2015 on Amazing brick trick dick. 0
#76 - No it is the teacher's fault for putting for putting the stude…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/01/2015 on Amazing brick trick dick. +3
#126 - anon (04/01/2015) [-]
the kid also probably agreed to be in harms way. if you agreed to do such a thing and i missed its your fault faggot like it or not.
User avatar #133 - iatedub (04/02/2015) [-]
Children under the age of 18 cannot consent on something like that, It literally would be like the teacher letting the kid jump out out of a plane or off a bridge under their supervision, It is also why people under 18 cannot join the military without parents consent, his parents are the only one who could have gave permission. Hopefully the parents don't get TOO much money when they sue the pants off the school district and the teacher...
#264 - anon (04/02/2015) [-]
Just sayin' but it looks like these could be college kids. The fact that they're doing anything like this at all is a pretty strong indicator of college "activities" as well Your reaction pretty much explains why chemistry labs in public schools are pretty much limited to boiling water in a beaker . At any rate, turns out the guy getting wrecked was the teacher, and he was fine, so looks like everyone walked away happy and healthy well, I don't think the teacher was too happy about getting hit, but at least everything survived regardless of grade or institution.
User avatar #265 - iatedub (04/02/2015) [-]
If its College then the Teacher is going to be A-Okay if the kid is over 18.
#82 - rainyeyes (04/01/2015) [-]
**rainyeyes used "*roll picture*"**
**rainyeyes rolled image**

ikr he should have swung from the side of his head so that he dies and there's less paperwork to do
User avatar #179 - killerliquid (04/02/2015) [-]
Teacher wasn't even holding it right

the hand on top should be closer to the blade so that he can gauge where it's going

how they do it in Skyrim is actually a good example
#1903 - **emprex used "*roll rpg name*"** **emprex rolls Tauz** 03/28/2015 on What's your RPG name? 0
#4 - Pugs are a disgusting breed of dog.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2015 on Ship that pussy like Fed-Ex +5
User avatar #5 - moorgar (03/28/2015) [-]
The Bizarre Truth About Purebred Dogs (and Why Mutts Are Better) - Adam Ruins Everything

you are right
#45 - I haven't watched American top gear but I hear its pretty poor. 03/27/2015 on Rest in peace Top Gear,... 0
#22 - BBC has come out and said Clarkson is fired. May pretty much s…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/27/2015 on Rest in peace Top Gear,... +5
User avatar #32 - hamsterball (03/27/2015) [-]
well I guess that means I have to start watching american top gear now. Just absolutely fucking great.
User avatar #45 - emprex (03/27/2015) [-]
I haven't watched American top gear but I hear its pretty poor.
User avatar #24 - samoaspider (03/27/2015) [-]
>>#22, >>#23, thanks m80s
#93 - That's something I suppose. I'm assuming you don't have t…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2015 on RIP Chinese Cartoons 0
User avatar #94 - OtisMcWonderful (03/23/2015) [-]
Nope. I've got a very stable connection 60 down, 4 up, 30ms ping . I just like to have it on hand in case it's ever removed from a service, like in the case of FMA Brotherhood. Netflix removed it for some reason for a few months. Then there's the times I'm not at home to actually use my connection. My shifts at work are split with a few hours in between. It's nice to have stuff already available to fill that time.
#86 - But like I said in my reply to anon its about giving some sort…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/23/2015 on RIP Chinese Cartoons 0
User avatar #90 - OtisMcWonderful (03/23/2015) [-]
Well like I said, I do pay for Netflix, which has a decent amount for something that isn't anime specific. So there's a few studios that get paid by Netflix through my subscription.

I'm not opposed to paying for it, really. I used to buy DVDs all the time. It's just that it's really inconvenient for me to be subscribed to a bunch of different services to watch everything I want to watch. Also, having an actual back up is really important to me, and that's something you just won't get with a streaming site.
User avatar #93 - emprex (03/23/2015) [-]
That's something I suppose.
I'm assuming you don't have the most stable internet connection hence why you want it on a hard drive?
User avatar #94 - OtisMcWonderful (03/23/2015) [-]
Nope. I've got a very stable connection 60 down, 4 up, 30ms ping . I just like to have it on hand in case it's ever removed from a service, like in the case of FMA Brotherhood. Netflix removed it for some reason for a few months. Then there's the times I'm not at home to actually use my connection. My shifts at work are split with a few hours in between. It's nice to have stuff already available to fill that time.

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