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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:8/08/2010
Last Login:6/30/2015
Location:England
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Highest Comment Rank:#2516
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#6 - Picture 03/10/2015 on Wallpaper dump +1
#8 - Picture 03/10/2015 on Just A Cuple Bunnies +4
#19 - end of mini dump  [+] (2 new replies) 03/10/2015 on Cute asian girls +6
User avatar #59 - synthane (03/11/2015) [-]
That commercial was stinking on all the time last year, I swear.
#32 - tomtomvdp (03/11/2015) [-]
#18 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 03/10/2015 on Cute asian girls +5
User avatar #47 - whycanticaps (03/11/2015) [-]
that's god damn impressive
#19 - emprex (03/10/2015) [-]
end of mini dump
User avatar #59 - synthane (03/11/2015) [-]
That commercial was stinking on all the time last year, I swear.
#32 - tomtomvdp (03/11/2015) [-]
#17 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 03/10/2015 on Cute asian girls +6
#18 - emprex (03/10/2015) [-]
User avatar #47 - whycanticaps (03/11/2015) [-]
that's god damn impressive
#19 - emprex (03/10/2015) [-]
end of mini dump
User avatar #59 - synthane (03/11/2015) [-]
That commercial was stinking on all the time last year, I swear.
#32 - tomtomvdp (03/11/2015) [-]
#16 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 03/10/2015 on Cute asian girls +5
#17 - emprex (03/10/2015) [-]
#18 - emprex (03/10/2015) [-]
User avatar #47 - whycanticaps (03/11/2015) [-]
that's god damn impressive
#19 - emprex (03/10/2015) [-]
end of mini dump
User avatar #59 - synthane (03/11/2015) [-]
That commercial was stinking on all the time last year, I swear.
#32 - tomtomvdp (03/11/2015) [-]
#15 - Picture  [+] (11 new replies) 03/10/2015 on Cute asian girls +19
User avatar #26 - arguemango (03/10/2015) [-]
sauce?
User avatar #78 - Wallaq (03/11/2015) [-]
its Oshima Yuko from AKB48 she left the group last year
#23 - Wallaq (03/10/2015) [-]
#51 - upyoursnumbnuts (03/11/2015) [-]
I fapped to this. I don't give a shit if it is a mirror.
#16 - emprex (03/10/2015) [-]
#17 - emprex (03/10/2015) [-]
#18 - emprex (03/10/2015) [-]
User avatar #47 - whycanticaps (03/11/2015) [-]
that's god damn impressive
#19 - emprex (03/10/2015) [-]
end of mini dump
User avatar #59 - synthane (03/11/2015) [-]
That commercial was stinking on all the time last year, I swear.
#32 - tomtomvdp (03/11/2015) [-]
#29 - >> #6 , this apparently 03/04/2015 on Japan 0
#16 - thats just having a laugh, it was a party so they were probabl…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/04/2015 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #17 - plasticcup (03/04/2015) [-]
I thought so too, but i mean they did have their dicks out. 2 random brits i don't know humped me. Good shit.
#62 - some people are asses for whatever reason I'll thumb you…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2015 on Sex talk +2
User avatar #63 - gittons (03/03/2015) [-]
by this time tomorrow you will most likely have dozens, maybe a hundred but have one from
me too.
#47 - england? I live in england, where is there places like that …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2015 on Sex talk +1
User avatar #48 - gittons (03/03/2015) [-]
dude i am not comfortable telling you my entire life story of my dysfunctional family,
if you do not believe poor people exist in england than fine.
#45 - but seriously where did you grow up?  [+] (3 new replies) 03/03/2015 on Sex talk 0
User avatar #46 - gittons (03/03/2015) [-]
that is a little private but some rural ass middle of nowhere area of england.
User avatar #47 - emprex (03/03/2015) [-]
england? I live in england, where is there places like that don't worry I won't go to your birth place and see where baby gittons grew up
User avatar #48 - gittons (03/03/2015) [-]
dude i am not comfortable telling you my entire life story of my dysfunctional family,
if you do not believe poor people exist in england than fine.
#43 - where the did you grow up, Ethiopia? tissues are good imo…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/03/2015 on Sex talk 0
User avatar #44 - gittons (03/03/2015) [-]
i will keep this mind.
also do not judge people so hard on the internet, i grew up in poverty where the concept of heating
and food was a choice of one or the other on a daily basis, i do not miss those times.
User avatar #45 - emprex (03/03/2015) [-]
but seriously where did you grow up?
User avatar #46 - gittons (03/03/2015) [-]
that is a little private but some rural ass middle of nowhere area of england.
User avatar #47 - emprex (03/03/2015) [-]
england? I live in england, where is there places like that don't worry I won't go to your birth place and see where baby gittons grew up
User avatar #48 - gittons (03/03/2015) [-]
dude i am not comfortable telling you my entire life story of my dysfunctional family,
if you do not believe poor people exist in england than fine.
#40 - you want to have a cum rag that you'll have to wash? just get …  [+] (7 new replies) 03/03/2015 on Sex talk +1
User avatar #41 - gittons (03/03/2015) [-]
you see i grew up without shit like tissues,
if i had something on my hands i washed it or i would use a towel or something so the idea of
using tissues would never come to mind, it is never something i have ever had.
no i do not use the same sock, that is nasty.
User avatar #43 - emprex (03/03/2015) [-]
where the did you grow up, Ethiopia?
tissues are good imo, just flush them down the toilet and not keep them in your bin cause there might be a smell issue
User avatar #44 - gittons (03/03/2015) [-]
i will keep this mind.
also do not judge people so hard on the internet, i grew up in poverty where the concept of heating
and food was a choice of one or the other on a daily basis, i do not miss those times.
User avatar #45 - emprex (03/03/2015) [-]
but seriously where did you grow up?
User avatar #46 - gittons (03/03/2015) [-]
that is a little private but some rural ass middle of nowhere area of england.
User avatar #47 - emprex (03/03/2015) [-]
england? I live in england, where is there places like that don't worry I won't go to your birth place and see where baby gittons grew up
User avatar #48 - gittons (03/03/2015) [-]
dude i am not comfortable telling you my entire life story of my dysfunctional family,
if you do not believe poor people exist in england than fine.
#35 - well its not gay if you say no homo before cumming in your mouth  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2015 on Sex talk +9
User avatar #36 - sobir (03/03/2015) [-]
Dont worry I always say it
#32 - um, I was joking  [+] (3 new replies) 03/03/2015 on Sex talk +12
User avatar #33 - sobir (03/03/2015) [-]
oh yeah me too, hehe
User avatar #35 - emprex (03/03/2015) [-]
well its not gay if you say no homo before cumming in your mouth
User avatar #36 - sobir (03/03/2015) [-]
Dont worry I always say it
#30 - the only other conceivable alternative is to cum in your mouth then  [+] (5 new replies) 03/03/2015 on Sex talk +5
User avatar #31 - sobir (03/03/2015) [-]
tried it not so bad but im not willing to do it every time
#32 - emprex (03/03/2015) [-]
um, I was joking
User avatar #33 - sobir (03/03/2015) [-]
oh yeah me too, hehe
User avatar #35 - emprex (03/03/2015) [-]
well its not gay if you say no homo before cumming in your mouth
User avatar #36 - sobir (03/03/2015) [-]
Dont worry I always say it
#28 - no I mean cum on your stomach then wipe it up with tissues  [+] (7 new replies) 03/03/2015 on Sex talk +2
User avatar #29 - sobir (03/03/2015) [-]
again there is just simply too much to wipe and my stomach is hairy as fuck
User avatar #30 - emprex (03/03/2015) [-]
the only other conceivable alternative is to cum in your mouth then
User avatar #31 - sobir (03/03/2015) [-]
tried it not so bad but im not willing to do it every time
#32 - emprex (03/03/2015) [-]
um, I was joking
User avatar #33 - sobir (03/03/2015) [-]
oh yeah me too, hehe
User avatar #35 - emprex (03/03/2015) [-]
well its not gay if you say no homo before cumming in your mouth
User avatar #36 - sobir (03/03/2015) [-]
Dont worry I always say it
#26 - or you know tissues?  [+] (21 new replies) 03/03/2015 on Sex talk +14
User avatar #61 - gittons (03/03/2015) [-]
one final note,
it seems FJ REALLY hates people asking questions, just looks at those thumbs man, weirdest
thing i have seen all day.
oh well at least our chat was nice.
User avatar #62 - emprex (03/03/2015) [-]
some people are asses for whatever reason I'll thumb you up bro
User avatar #63 - gittons (03/03/2015) [-]
by this time tomorrow you will most likely have dozens, maybe a hundred but have one from
me too.
User avatar #39 - gittons (03/03/2015) [-]
never thought of that.
some people most likely find cloth you can wash cheaper and easier than buying packs of
tissues.
User avatar #40 - emprex (03/03/2015) [-]
you want to have a cum rag that you'll have to wash? just get a normal box of tissues, give it a try and you'll find you won't have to cum in your socks. please tell me you don't use the same sock over and over again because that would be disgusting
User avatar #41 - gittons (03/03/2015) [-]
you see i grew up without shit like tissues,
if i had something on my hands i washed it or i would use a towel or something so the idea of
using tissues would never come to mind, it is never something i have ever had.
no i do not use the same sock, that is nasty.
User avatar #43 - emprex (03/03/2015) [-]
where the did you grow up, Ethiopia?
tissues are good imo, just flush them down the toilet and not keep them in your bin cause there might be a smell issue
User avatar #44 - gittons (03/03/2015) [-]
i will keep this mind.
also do not judge people so hard on the internet, i grew up in poverty where the concept of heating
and food was a choice of one or the other on a daily basis, i do not miss those times.
User avatar #45 - emprex (03/03/2015) [-]
but seriously where did you grow up?
User avatar #46 - gittons (03/03/2015) [-]
that is a little private but some rural ass middle of nowhere area of england.
User avatar #47 - emprex (03/03/2015) [-]
england? I live in england, where is there places like that don't worry I won't go to your birth place and see where baby gittons grew up
User avatar #48 - gittons (03/03/2015) [-]
dude i am not comfortable telling you my entire life story of my dysfunctional family,
if you do not believe poor people exist in england than fine.
User avatar #27 - sobir (03/03/2015) [-]
tissues rip easily my load is too strong for the common paper and i dont want to use half a meter of tp every time i make the special sauce
User avatar #28 - emprex (03/03/2015) [-]
no I mean cum on your stomach then wipe it up with tissues
User avatar #29 - sobir (03/03/2015) [-]
again there is just simply too much to wipe and my stomach is hairy as fuck
User avatar #30 - emprex (03/03/2015) [-]
the only other conceivable alternative is to cum in your mouth then
User avatar #31 - sobir (03/03/2015) [-]
tried it not so bad but im not willing to do it every time
#32 - emprex (03/03/2015) [-]
um, I was joking
User avatar #33 - sobir (03/03/2015) [-]
oh yeah me too, hehe
User avatar #35 - emprex (03/03/2015) [-]
well its not gay if you say no homo before cumming in your mouth
User avatar #36 - sobir (03/03/2015) [-]
Dont worry I always say it
#20 - month or two ago? its pretty much inside gaming re-branded 03/02/2015 on MFW I See Memes On Facebook +7
#6 - Funhaus rises  [+] (5 new replies) 03/02/2015 on MFW I See Memes On Facebook +134
User avatar #19 - britbong (03/02/2015) [-]
I hadn't heard anything about them since they left Machinima
When did they join RT?
User avatar #20 - emprex (03/02/2015) [-]
month or two ago? its pretty much inside gaming re-branded www.youtube.com/channel/UCboMX_UNgaPBsUOIgasn3-Q
User avatar #11 - thewebspinner (03/02/2015) [-]
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh yeah boi.
gimme sum sweaty man juice.
User avatar #7 - fitemeirlbro (03/02/2015) [-]
Ye
#24 - taskpawner (03/02/2015) [-]
WOOOOOOOOOOOO! INSIDE GAMING/FUNHAUS THREAD!
#11 - blue and black, you dip 02/27/2015 on White and Gold +1
#16 - opinions are cool I guess random anime gif 02/23/2015 on U think u are funny?! 0
#14 - I don't think they know? as far as I know no teacher/other fri…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/23/2015 on U think u are funny?! 0
User avatar #15 - koforeme (02/23/2015) [-]
Hmm... Well yeah now that I think about it the would wanna cover something like that up.
She was still super annoying though and that doesn't justfy her
#16 - emprex (02/23/2015) [-]
opinions are cool I guess
random anime gif
#11 - at least she has stopped being annoying by asking Shinichi if …  [+] (4 new replies) 02/23/2015 on U think u are funny?! +1
User avatar #13 - koforeme (02/23/2015) [-]
Dude his mother died and this bitch wasn't helping him get over it very much.
User avatar #14 - emprex (02/23/2015) [-]
I don't think they know? as far as I know no teacher/other friend has mentioned it only the detectives at Kana's funeral. No one else seems to know
User avatar #15 - koforeme (02/23/2015) [-]
Hmm... Well yeah now that I think about it the would wanna cover something like that up.
She was still super annoying though and that doesn't justfy her
#16 - emprex (02/23/2015) [-]
opinions are cool I guess
random anime gif

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