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#410 - **emprex used "*roll rpg name*"** **emprex rolls Ashdown** 02/20/2015 on rpg name generator 0
#75 - it probably wasn't posted by the girls in the picture. just a … 02/18/2015 on don't be to rude +7
#44 - I'm not American, I'm English. It is called a joke everyone ne…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2015 on Harry -2
#45 - blargchikahonkhonk (02/18/2015) [-]
a joke needs to be funny
#14 - never doubt paint skills off the chart 02/17/2015 on Praise him +2
#18 - Yeah **** parents who earn enough to buy their child ga…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/17/2015 on gabe no +8
#39 - Ken M (02/18/2015) [-]
Grew up in a decent apartment and then a one-story home, wouldn't have had a console until I was old enough to buy one myself if one of my rich aunts I never see hadn't bought me a Gameboy Advance SP for Christmas when I was 11. Not a matter of mom not earning enough, was a matter of mom not thinking I needed that shit.

Guess it goes to show what they say about assuming.
#9 - ******** , the guy is more likely to be beheaded by some…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/17/2015 on Harry -20
#43 - blargchikahonkhonk (02/18/2015) [-]
the 2011 census in the UK shows us that 87% of the British population is white. A 2014 US census shows us that only 62 % of the US is white, yet for whatever reason they like to make jokes about how much immigration the UK has and how it is full of muslims.
The jokes are still funny.
< like this one
but only if u actually make a joke out of it which you failed miserably at.
User avatar #44 - emprex (02/18/2015) [-]
I'm not American, I'm English. It is called a joke everyone needs to pull their tampons out
#45 - blargchikahonkhonk (02/18/2015) [-]
a joke needs to be funny
User avatar #30 - respirator (02/18/2015) [-]
Where do you think you are right now?
#165 - Just another day 02/12/2015 on Valentine's Day +1
#36 - excellent, cheers 02/11/2015 on Momp 0
#24 - has anyone got a hd streaming site for Archer, I tried googlin…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/11/2015 on Momp 0
#38 - Ken M (02/11/2015) [-]
popcorn time
User avatar #36 - emprex (02/11/2015) [-]
excellent, cheers
User avatar #25 - dbBlues (02/11/2015) [-]
I know it's not free, but Netflix has it. And I know it's not streaming but kickass.to/archer-2009-tv23354/
Sorry if both those answers are useless.
#48 - not sure if it is a reliable source 02/11/2015 on royal ass 0
#47 - she does have power to veto laws and all that but she doesn't.… 02/11/2015 on royal ass 0
#102 - if you are going to poll/survey please use a site which allows… 02/10/2015 on FJ in the near future 0
#14 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 02/09/2015 on this man is a journalist 0
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#391 - test 02/03/2015 on When your username changes... 0
#107 - I don't think so. Charles has already made his political inten… 01/31/2015 on The lady on the iron throne 0
#17 - good on him. Showing the difference between a black man and a …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/28/2015 on Black frost +11
#60 - Ken M (01/29/2015) [-]
hurr durr niggers are different than black people
#54 - olisaurus (01/29/2015) [-]
unlike you, you fucking nigger cunt faggot rofl
#37 - AoT isn't that good. The middle few episodes were slow as hell…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/27/2015 on Oh okay -1
User avatar #51 - samxdaxman (01/27/2015) [-]
That whole arc was meh at best, but that doesn't discredit the series as a whole, especially the manga. After the Battle of Trost, the Female Titan arc is insane, and from then on it only ups the ante into the manga.
#45 - Ken M (01/27/2015) [-]
Oh that's why I stopped.

..I'm on an anime hiatus actually lol.
#18 - Well of course Hammond doesn't like fast cars  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2015 on Top Feels +19
User avatar #115 - mrsixinch (01/26/2015) [-]
#27 - circumsism is a stupid practice. why is it still done? i…  [+] (9 new replies) 01/25/2015 on Dindu Nuffins +14
#112 - hylebus (01/26/2015) [-]
Some people can't retract their foreskin, therefore it's pretty much impossible to have normal sexual life. Circumcision is one of the solutions.
See: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phimosis
User avatar #52 - instalation (01/25/2015) [-]
That's what someone with a mossy dick would say.
User avatar #44 - playerdous (01/25/2015) [-]
Way back when it was done for hygiene/religion, nowadays it doesn't need to be done besides religion.
But it's a rather mute point. There's no reason to do it but there's not really a reason not to if the parents want to.
It's just a pointless debate either way.
User avatar #39 - Kairyuka (01/25/2015) [-]
Tradition. It's not logical in any way, and there are actually organizations trying to ban the mutilation of children before they can feasibly make that decision themselves. There are no studies that show it has any actual benefits on healthy boys, as far as I've heard, and frankly an adult shouldn't have the authority to maim his children pointlessly.
#47 - funpunk (01/25/2015) [-]
I agree. Unless you're Jewish or very concerned with hygiene, circumcision always seemed pointless to me. Some studies say that it reduces the risk of infection, but by a very minimal amount. But even if your parents thought they were doing the right thing and had you go through it, there's always foreskin restoration. My own mother suggested that I should have it done for hygiene or something like that. I was not amused.
User avatar #153 - Kairyuka (01/26/2015) [-]
The thing is, hygiene is not a problem. Sure my dad had to teach me how to clean it, just like you're taught how to wash your hands or the rest of your body. It's only a problem if your bodily hygiene is ZERO
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User avatar #34 - kiaserzerg (01/25/2015) [-]
daddy did it, his dad did it, his dad did it, his dad did it to stop jacking off, his dad did it to stop jacking off, his dad did it cause god said o. there ya go. The Real Reason You're Circumcised - Adam Ruins Everything
#30 - inept (01/25/2015) [-]
#33 - Hammond doesn't always need a tree to crash 01/23/2015 on Top Gear Comp 2 +16
#164 - Picture 01/20/2015 on TFW your name starts to get... 0
#20 - if it is funny who cares where its from? 01/20/2015 on there is something shady... -1
#9 - Picture 01/18/2015 on Wolf Puns +3
#42 - I tried using imgur but got bored because it was a big circlej… 01/18/2015 on Leaving imgur for FJ be like +4
#10 - oh yeah. that was a clear mockery of tumblr sarcasm 01/15/2015 on That's not how it works 0


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