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#8 - ******* sucks doesn't it. I didn't know people actually could …  [+] (23 replies) 11/18/2015 on Anon's stress management... 0
#38 - harleycurnow (11/18/2015) [-]
i once lost it but it came back. just dont try it for a while and then have a go at lucid dreaming. Worked for me.
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#34 - magicalsteve (11/18/2015) [-]
fucking same, that sheep thing always confused me so much
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#31 - thegamepixel (11/18/2015) [-]
So you couldn't draw a picture from memory?
cause, irl, everyone sees black when they close their eyes and think, the imagination is kind of separate.
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#32 - emprex (11/18/2015) [-]
this is an article about it www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-34039054
but I don't have an imagination where I could close my eyes and think of a troll and then see it, it'd just remain black
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#33 - thegamepixel (11/18/2015) [-]
I just wanted to make sure cause that sounds really bizarre. That really sucks.
#29 - anon (11/18/2015) [-]
So do you not know what something looks like, mentally, unless you are seeing it. Like if I asked you to tell me what a tree looks like, you couldn't bring up a tree in your mind to draw from.
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#30 - emprex (11/18/2015) [-]
I know a tree has a trunk and green leaves but if I close my eyes and try to think of that tree I only see black
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#13 - bucketofhurt (11/18/2015) [-]
Do you have no imagination at all? Have you never pictured yourself ramming some beauty while going to town on yourself?
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#23 - emprex (11/18/2015) [-]
no, and lord knows I've tried but I just see blackness and assumed everyone else did as well but apparently you normal people can see cool shit and I'm just stuck with blackness
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#36 - bucketofhurt (11/18/2015) [-]
I believe we all see blackness.. but picturing something in your head and actually seeing a picture is something completely different.

If you can get horny with just thinking about someone without using any physical pictures or similar I believe you're "picturing" it without even knowing. If you have no imagination or ability to picture something then you'd not be able to jack off without pictures or videos or w/e.
#40 - chhwalker (11/18/2015) [-]
I don't know about everyone else, but I lost the ability to fap without porn almost immediately after the novelty of rubbing my dick in the shower wore off. I can imagine things to some extent, but just not vividly enough to be able to jack off. It's kinda hard to describe, but basically I can imagine the concept of something, but I can't actually create an image of it in my mind.
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#69 - bucketofhurt (11/18/2015) [-]
I believe almost no one can make a "visible" image/picture in their minds, but rather imagine the concept so vividly that it feels kind of real for the brain.

If you can't that however, I feel sorry for you, friend.
#71 - chhwalker (11/19/2015) [-]
Yeah I just can't imagine specific images, only vague ideas. So while I am absolutely shit at any sort of art, since I don't really have any sort of "mind's eye", I am really good at math, because I can manipulate equations in my head almost effortlessly.
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#17 - kriml (11/18/2015) [-]
I would consider my imagination superior. One time I even ejaculated without touching, just from a imagination similar to the one you described. Took about 20 minutes of focused imaginating, but soo worth it.
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#56 - exotic (11/18/2015) [-]
joshlol look
it's one of them
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#68 - kriml (11/18/2015) [-]
Is there a reference I dont get?
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#65 - joshlol (11/18/2015) [-]
o shit
#49 - basalm (11/18/2015) [-]
**basalm used "*roll picture*"**
**basalm rolled image**
Ooh, I did that once, but I was watching porn as opposed to imagining.
Was a big orgy.
The climax felt strange, but uh, was pretty cool.
#11 - dreadric (11/18/2015) [-]
wait, what was going on in your brain when you where relaxing then. I always see so much in my head and just kinda project them to the real world too, worlds more fun when you work with zombies, ghouls, dragons and such, or just walking and seeing a dragon fly over your head, even if it was just a bird.
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#22 - emprex (11/18/2015) [-]
it is just blackness. I had to ask my mum to check it wasn't someone having a laugh or something but she can, for example see a tree in her mind, but I just see blackness
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#41 - privatepumpanickel (11/18/2015) [-]
would that not affect your memory skills?
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#45 - emprex (11/18/2015) [-]
I don't think so, I have a good memory its just that instead of remembering things with images I do it with words so if I recall say my friend spilling a beer I do that through thinking out the words to form the memory rather than seeing him spill it
#24 - dreadric (11/18/2015) [-]
that's dark... *ba-dum-tsss*, but yeah I kinda feel bad for you, I can't even imagine how it is to only see blackness.
#4 - good OC gets a thumb up bad OC gets a thumb down its a…  [+] (7 replies) 11/17/2015 on OC = Instant Thumbs? +2
#113 - anon (11/18/2015) [-]
explain soule then
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#114 - emprex (11/18/2015) [-]
that is anyones guess. I don't like her comics so I thumb them down. It was really cringy reading through the comments on the picture she posted with them acting like she is a 10 when she looks a 6
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#26 - philskimbosh (11/17/2015) [-]
It seems simple, yet in my mind there is some complex psychological mechanism at work here on this or any aggregating site. Just can't put my finger on it.
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#90 - derius (11/18/2015) [-]
But can you put your thumb on it?

Seriously though, here's the "thumbing mechanism" I try to go with(not only with OC, but all posts):
>great post/makes me laugh/smile, thumb up
>ok post, next
>shitty post/I don't like/care for this, thumb down

Though I admit there might be some bias there that I'm not aware of. But I HAVE thumbed down popular posts that I don't like, it's just that it seems like a needle in a haystack.
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#24 - philskimbosh (11/17/2015) [-]
That is a whole different matter, but I guess it ties in to what I was asking.
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#36 - brcstar (11/17/2015) [-]
Yeah I misread the comment
#48 - Yeah, but you hear Argentinians talk about it today and they a…  [+] (1 reply) 11/15/2015 on The US of Europe 0
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#56 - abesimpson (11/15/2015) [-]
Yeah, the recent generation is quite stupid but it's mostly poor people being distracted by a lying government.

It's funny because my parents are Argentinian and why I've noticed that most Argentinian have a love - hate relations with their country: they love the countries history and culture but can't stand how it handles itself as a nation.
#17 - Argentinians are stupid, they're the ones who started the Falk…  [+] (3 replies) 11/15/2015 on The US of Europe +13
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#45 - abesimpson (11/15/2015) [-]
The country was during a dictatorship and there was a massive draft. Most people were scared shit less and didn't want to go to war with someone that was going to kick their asses. Have some sympathy, the people themselves were more victims than aggressors.
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#48 - emprex (11/15/2015) [-]
Yeah, but you hear Argentinians talk about it today and they act like the British were cunts for defending their land
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#56 - abesimpson (11/15/2015) [-]
Yeah, the recent generation is quite stupid but it's mostly poor people being distracted by a lying government.

It's funny because my parents are Argentinian and why I've noticed that most Argentinian have a love - hate relations with their country: they love the countries history and culture but can't stand how it handles itself as a nation.
#5 - Picture 11/12/2015 on The Pyramids +3
#11 - Archbishop of Banterbry  [+] (1 reply) 11/05/2015 on Teacher's Pet 0
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#12 - meatygoodness (11/05/2015) [-]
Dean is the archbishop. I've heard he's an absolute madman too.
#49 - Judaism is a religion not a race  [+] (23 replies) 10/23/2015 on want to rage? +1
#88 - mixedfeelings (10/23/2015) [-]
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#89 - reican (10/23/2015) [-]
yeah christianity is a race too. muslim as well.
hell even flying spaghetti monster believer is a race. amirite
#96 - mixedfeelings (10/23/2015) [-]
read up on it a bit more m8
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#122 - reican (10/23/2015) [-]
wow, and everyone believed i was serious.
ookay then
#123 - mixedfeelings (10/23/2015) [-]
no they didn't
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#187 - reican (10/24/2015) [-]
you did
#190 - mixedfeelings (10/24/2015) [-]
no i didn't i understood exactly what you meant, you're just wrong.
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#208 - reican (10/25/2015) [-]
wrong? about what defines a race? in that case you DID take me seriously, meaning you goofd up.
#209 - mixedfeelings (10/25/2015) [-]
how far is your head your ass?
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#211 - reican (10/25/2015) [-]
i have to admit i am beginning to get mixedfeelings about this conversation of ours
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#210 - reican (10/25/2015) [-]
how far is head my ass? you mean distance how far my head is from my ass? or did you call me an ass and asked how far my head is? well 'far' is a simplified implication is something is distanced far away, and last time i checked my head is still attached to my body.
Or did you wonder how far the rear of my head is from the rest of the head? which i honestly find to be a rather odd question, and have to think up a rather odd answer that i have yet to figure out
Can you please rewrite or even redefine your question please?
#212 - mixedfeelings (10/25/2015) [-]
oh man you are so toxic
#213 - reican (10/25/2015) [-]
well you better have brought an antidote
honestly, you're the one continuing the conversation, i merely reply to your futile insults
#214 - mixedfeelings (10/25/2015) [-]
they way you write is just so fucking fedora tier
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#216 - reican (10/25/2015) [-]
I'm only writing in the tier you seem to comprehend m8.
#217 - mixedfeelings (10/25/2015) [-]
you're the kind of guy who pushes his vocabulary to the absolute limit to sound smart on the internet.
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#220 - reican (10/25/2015) [-]
nah man. im just answering to your salty.
#221 - mixedfeelings (10/25/2015) [-]
it doesn't matter what you think you're doing
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#222 - reican (10/25/2015) [-]
doesn't it? it seem to matter the world to you for some reason.
#215 - reican (10/25/2015) [-]
How ironic, since you sound as salty as this kid here.
#71 - captainghotiman (10/23/2015) [-]
I think he may have made a common mistake, and meant Hebrew. I think that's a race
#52 - anon (10/23/2015) [-]
And a ethnicity, just like being german or american is...
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#85 - therealguysips (10/23/2015) [-]
Race ≠ Ethnicity