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Date Signed Up:8/08/2010
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#8 - Comment deleted 06/11/2015 on Daily life of a pretty girl 0
#12 - Picture 06/11/2015 on Awesome sonic street art. 0
#5 - don't worry, you're handler will keep you away  [+] (2 new replies) 06/11/2015 on Awesome sonic street art. 0
User avatar #10 - optimussum (06/11/2015) [-]
my handler wont be able to keep me away from fuckin your bitch
#12 - emprex (06/11/2015) [-]
#30 - the only reason america cared was because they used the dollar…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/05/2015 on 4chan on gun ownership +20
#161 - anon (06/06/2015) [-]
Actually from what I understand the FBI's been looking into doing something about FIFA's bullshit for a while now. This time they found an excuse to be able to get away with it.
#9 - it was just great seeing just how surprised both Jon and the W…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/03/2015 on White walkers +15
User avatar #11 - matuemco (06/03/2015) [-]
im being a good kid and not spoling shit one of the best scenes in the entire series, and btw i love how the sound was blurred when john got hit in the chest, the entirety of the sound was excellently done in the whole battle
and the moment when the she wildling just gave up and didnt kill the kid white walkers, it was so disconcerning
User avatar #29 - itsmedumbass (06/03/2015) [-]
As soon as the lady wielding said to her kids 'I'm right behind you" it was obvious that she was going to die/become a white walker.
#55 - dzimo (06/03/2015) [-]
wight. whitewakler are leaders, she became dead body
User avatar #62 - itsmedumbass (06/03/2015) [-]
Ya, sorry for the mistake.
#16 - you may have misread, "Greyjoy" is a name of a House…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2015 on The Evolution of Game of... +4
#17 - caesarslegion (06/03/2015) [-]
How dare you be rational towards me?
#4 - doesn't mean we can't be cunts and make fun of her 06/03/2015 on All Hail Cthulhu +25
#9 - I don't mind the show deviating from the books, I believe R.R.…  [+] (10 new replies) 06/03/2015 on The Evolution of Game of... +7
#15 - caesarslegion (06/03/2015) [-]
What kind of gay ass name is Greyjoy Headhome?

This is why I don't watch/read GoT. It seems overhyped to the maximum, worse than Breaking Bad or Walking Dead which are overhyped to Oblivion anyways.
#81 - Glitched (06/03/2015) [-]
Not watching a show because it is over hyped is one of the most retarded things i have heard. My gf says the same shit.

Who cares if it is over hyped. Watch a few episodes and decide if you like it.
If you like it then watch it. If you don't like it then don't watch it.
Almost everything can be over hyped because of social media and the internet.
User avatar #120 - caesarslegion (06/04/2015) [-]
No its not. It the same reason people don't play certain video games. It's held in such a high pedestal that when you finally watch/play it, it's not as great as all the little fan boys want it to be.
#126 - Glitched (06/04/2015) [-]
So because of what other people say you put things on a pedestal?

You're an idiot. Put that on a pedestal.

Going through your comment history you comment a lot about hype.
Get off the internet and enjoy your life.
Now that you can't read any good books, watch any good movies/tv shows, or play popular games you will have plenty of time to go outside and not fall for the hype. Unless someone starts hyping up oxygen....you going to stop breathing?
User avatar #146 - caesarslegion (06/04/2015) [-]
This is the unrational hate I was waiting for. Thank you sir.
#166 - Glitched (06/04/2015) [-]
I don't hate you.

You want me to hate you....another reason for you to go outside.

Your reasoning for not watching something is irrational.
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User avatar #16 - emprex (06/03/2015) [-]
you may have misread, "Greyjoy" is a name of a House and "Hardhome" is a place. I thought it was overhyped as well and resisted watching it at first but when I did watch it I thought it to be my favourite TV series of all time. Watch a couple epsiodes when you have a spare few hours and you might enjoy it
#17 - caesarslegion (06/03/2015) [-]
How dare you be rational towards me?
User avatar #12 - themassivefail (06/03/2015) [-]
Now, I've never seen or read any game of thrones. But I'm all about deviation.

It's like having more of the same story without having to imagine it!
#26 - the first guy restrains him and then the others beat him. ther…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2015 on customers stop a robber +1
#33 - bann (06/04/2015) [-]
O easily, it wouldn't be a hard case to nail the 4 people for. Just in that moment, they probably we're thinking too clearly, just acting.
#25 - they're all being done for assault, possible ABH 06/03/2015 on customers stop a robber -1
#5 - dog  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2015 on Dog comp +4
#13 - stegosaurusrah (06/01/2015) [-]
my dog
#21 - a guy asked you to clean a PC, what do you expect? Its not goi…  [+] (16 new replies) 06/01/2015 on Computer Seller Stories +154
User avatar #162 - daniboyi (06/02/2015) [-]
yeah no. Their job is to clean the computer, not be a fucking pest-control for your sorry ass, who can't even bother to keep your computer, and your house, free from cockroaches and shit like that.
User avatar #94 - tealkangaroo (06/02/2015) [-]
yeah nah, the job is dust removal, not animal removal.

they deserve the premium
User avatar #69 - dorfdorfdorf (06/02/2015) [-]
his job is cleaning out dust, not fucking spiders you fucking fucking fuck
#169 - ionlywhisper (06/02/2015) [-]
how do you fuck a fuck a fuck man like come on i havent even fucked once you are going too far
User avatar #45 - ishart (06/02/2015) [-]
I think there's a difference between a little bit dirty and a goddamn cockroach infestation
#39 - anon (06/01/2015) [-]
They charge extra for cleaning out large fucking spiders inside the machine.
#38 - latadam (06/01/2015) [-]
Yeah no. I do dot matrix printers for supermarkets and whatnot, and you have no idea how extremely enfuriating it is to clean a printer full of cockroaches and leaving it the most pristine condition possible, only for it to come back next month, again, full of cockroaches and cockroaches accessories. AKA cockroach shit and eggs. We remove grease, dust, paper, hair even fucking italian pasta, but if your stablishment lacks the most basic mandatory pest control, you better fucking believe it's gonna cost you a little extra. Again, just a little, not like we're doubling our prices, thing is, we actually have to use more products to kill and remove those fuckers and their shit. I sure as hell wish we could charge people for being filthy as fuck tho. Pic related, last thursday. Luckily the client had the very kindness of wraping the printer in a bag with some poison, so most of those were dead.
#57 - anon (06/02/2015) [-]
I do the same for a food growing company and have seen and found the same stuff.

Here is a switch full of bees
#170 - zazquatch (06/02/2015) [-]
These aren't bees
User avatar #85 - kyubii (06/02/2015) [-]
How the hell does this even happen?!
#111 - asftrooper (06/02/2015) [-]
I think they're wasps, and they LOVE heat.
User avatar #80 - hydraetis (06/02/2015) [-]
It would have taken a very great deal of self control to not immediately set that shit on fire
User avatar #77 - frankstein (06/02/2015) [-]
I'd have saved myself and the repair company the horror and burned it. then call pest control
#31 - holmborn (06/01/2015) [-]
cleaning out dust, old food maybe and other stuff is a given.
cleaning out a dead rotten animal, or removing a spider nest is a completely different story.

User avatar #26 - phawsy (06/01/2015) [-]
I dont think people expect dead animals inside it or live
User avatar #191 - satansferret (06/02/2015) [-]
I'm sure the owner didn't either. I take my shit in for bi-monthly cleaning cause i can't be bothered to do it myself and it's worth the $10 just in case I somehow (no idea how but might) fuck it up.
#10 - here's a radical idea, stop buying it and they'll stop making it  [+] (2 new replies) 06/01/2015 on E3 2015 0
User avatar #13 - xxjmacxx (06/01/2015) [-]
stop buying it and they'll stop making it

Stop pre-purchasing it and they'll stop the slowed designing
#12 - fergin (06/01/2015) [-]
#15 - >> #10 , bit late but hopefully you did your paper 06/01/2015 on I have an exam tomorrow... 0
#367 - free is free 05/26/2015 on Steam game giveaway 0
#1 - Obligatory  [+] (6 new replies) 05/25/2015 on Pray +231
User avatar #46 - lilmatty (05/26/2015) [-]
anyone have sauce on the song?
User avatar #49 - marmiteistasty (05/26/2015) [-]
Rave Review by Skism, AK9 remix
User avatar #50 - lilmatty (05/27/2015) [-]
Shot brother
#34 - gentlemenmew (05/26/2015) [-]
**gentlemenmew used "*roll picture*"**
**gentlemenmew rolled image** he sounds like he is going to cry
User avatar #19 - therio (05/26/2015) [-]
Gibes me chils erytiem
User avatar #6 - aadenoto (05/26/2015) [-]
Took me a while to get it. He just dropped the bass.
#6 - You're my favourite themed account. One of the very few funny … 05/21/2015 on the life of every RPG NPC ever +9
#7 - well of course, his nandos was too cheeky 05/20/2015 on The Simpsons Comps: Other... +6
#379 - can you open your inbox for requests? 05/19/2015 on iliekmennow's profile 0
#23 - I'm usually not a fan of graffiti but I do like Banksy  [+] (3 new replies) 05/11/2015 on Graffitti +8
#45 - anon (05/11/2015) [-]
oi oi i live in birstol nowadays
User avatar #34 - hexadecimated (05/11/2015) [-]
Bansky is kind of an uppity twat irl though.
Talented, but sort of a snob.
#31 - guanyu (05/11/2015) [-]
*streetart
#4 - love me some Stannis 05/11/2015 on i kinda do tho.. +2
#19 - Picture 05/11/2015 on Let's have some toast 0
#9 - Ramsey related  [+] (3 new replies) 05/10/2015 on gordon ramsay meets... +45
#30 - markhov (05/11/2015) [-]
I NEVER do this, but I've been on this site for years now and never even give the content a laugh, maybe occasionally blow air out my nose from slight amusement, but this, this shit had me crying and laughing in a split second for the better part of a minute. Well commented, my friend.
#21 - closure (05/11/2015) [-]
RIP hearing
#19 - thomasman (05/10/2015) [-]
why the fuck do i find this so funny
#5 - random otter 05/08/2015 on if i had kid +17
#18 - Picture 05/06/2015 on I may very well die... +26

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