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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:8/08/2010
Last Login:7/31/2015
Location:England
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Comment Ranking:#2571
Highest Content Rank:#2404
Highest Comment Rank:#2440
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Content Views:112515
Times Content Favorited:139 times
Total Comments Made:838
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#16 - no its rude for her to stand across the whole thing and not st…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2015 on zero +1
User avatar #17 - slobiscuit (07/20/2015) [-]
maybe its easier? back problems all kinda problems dunno... old people oh and...fuck roll limit :<
#61 - never go full retard friend 07/17/2015 on Daquan +2
#29 - they are on the same team, I'm guessing someone on the other t… 07/17/2015 on When the lag gets you 0
#48 - can't tell if your being sarcastic ******* a l…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/17/2015 on Daquan +8
#51 - skeleman (07/17/2015) [-]
good luck making a guys vagina grow its labia
#52 - thrifty (07/17/2015) [-]
Might want to read what he said again.

Maybe again after that. And also what you wrote.

Maybe several times over....
#57 - skeleman (07/17/2015) [-]
shit i went full retard, im sorry
#61 - emprex (07/17/2015) [-]
never go full retard friend
#58 - thrifty (07/17/2015) [-]
Meh doesn't matter man, tons of stuff on the net comes about from people skimming over stuff a bit too quick or when tired.

Or drunk. Usually I'm drunk.

Have this, it's a person clicking a small bird.
#45 - that's not how it works  [+] (12 new replies) 07/17/2015 on Daquan +6
#63 - anon (07/17/2015) [-]
Yes it is

Loose vagina lips are a sign of being a whore. Look it up, virgin.
User avatar #71 - xkaijux (07/17/2015) [-]
I knew a girl named Mackenna who hadn't even kissed a guy and suffered from it.
User avatar #77 - lean (07/17/2015) [-]
>hadn't kissed a guy
>shows you here cooter
gotta warm her up first son
User avatar #81 - xkaijux (07/17/2015) [-]
Nah. We were breast friends. It was just one of those things where it was like "so what if you're naked." And I didn't even have to be gay... allegedly
#46 - xgolgothax (07/17/2015) [-]
Tell 'em.
Before picture goes on the left numbnuts!
#49 - lean (07/17/2015) [-]
>>#45, God fucking damnit.
Also yes, that is how it works. Labia can sag for a multitude of reasons, including frequent sex, childbirth, and hormone imbalance. That is why the rise of labiaplasties, and it is the second most common procedure in porn, behind breast implants. True, some vaginas are naturally more "high n tight" than others, but use causes stretching, even in elastic.
User avatar #48 - emprex (07/17/2015) [-]
can't tell if your being sarcastic fucking a lot of guys doesn't make a vagina grow its labia
#51 - skeleman (07/17/2015) [-]
good luck making a guys vagina grow its labia
#52 - thrifty (07/17/2015) [-]
Might want to read what he said again.

Maybe again after that. And also what you wrote.

Maybe several times over....
#57 - skeleman (07/17/2015) [-]
shit i went full retard, im sorry
#61 - emprex (07/17/2015) [-]
never go full retard friend
#58 - thrifty (07/17/2015) [-]
Meh doesn't matter man, tons of stuff on the net comes about from people skimming over stuff a bit too quick or when tired.

Or drunk. Usually I'm drunk.

Have this, it's a person clicking a small bird.
#3 - butWhy.jpeg  [+] (6 new replies) 07/15/2015 on Hummingbirds in underwear +67
User avatar #29 - amaskedman (07/16/2015) [-]
buttwhy.jpeg
User avatar #17 - quantumranger (07/15/2015) [-]
Smuggling exotic animals is lucrative
#18 - exotic (07/15/2015) [-]
#26 - corps (07/16/2015) [-]
User avatar #20 - timmity (07/15/2015) [-]
That snake looks really distressed and the rat is like "Well, what can ya do?"
#42 - iqequalzero (07/16/2015) [-]
Looks more like the rat has just lifted the visor on his kickass lizard disguise, to signal his partner to stop acting a fool before he blows their cover.
#142 - mention please 07/15/2015 on dank WebM compilation (pt... 0
#10 - Picture 07/14/2015 on Weather ladies in Mexico 0
#16 - they know more English numbers than I do Japanese numbers 07/12/2015 on How do you Number? +2
#34 - >> #5 , or you know its a joke and they're friends/broth…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/11/2015 on The Ultimate Waterbomb -5
#50 - ainise (07/12/2015) [-]
Hitting me in the balls with a thick-plastic water balloon? Nah, That's something I think we'd scrap over.
User avatar #83 - Marshmallon (07/12/2015) [-]
Yeah there's a prank, then being a fucking god damn idiot; doing something intentionally that could turn out horribly wrong, and you don't need to do it, is so stupid it hurts. "Let me throw this heavy water balloon at my unsuspecting brother/friend whose using an expensive electronic device! Nothing bad will happen!"
#13 - I think some people, who forgot that a Khaleesi is pretty much… 07/11/2015 on Game of Thrones Action... 0
#20 - that doesn't narrow it down that much, they're loads of differ…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2015 on British as fuck 0
#22 - paraxo (07/11/2015) [-]
That's kind of like with the New York and such in the states, *We* can tell what's what, but others call it "an American accent"
#8 - Here is an informative song for you  [+] (1 new reply) 07/09/2015 on Edukation +2
User avatar #13 - rockntroll (07/09/2015) [-]
#19 - **emprex used "*roll picture*"** **emprex rolled image ** 07/06/2015 on Repost: We have a new roll... 0
#249 - mention 07/06/2015 on this is the title +2
#112 - >> #56 , episode one of the second season I think 07/05/2015 on Dankest memes +1
#26 - as far as I see it America will always be stuck between a rock… 07/01/2015 on (untitled) +2
#29 - I haven't tried rolling in a few years 07/01/2015 on You can't leave FJ until... +1
#11 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 07/01/2015 on You can't leave FJ until... 0
User avatar #16 - posttwo (07/01/2015) [-]
You missed an entire word this time
User avatar #29 - emprex (07/01/2015) [-]
I haven't tried rolling in a few years
#4 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2015 on You can't leave FJ until... 0
User avatar #7 - posttwo (07/01/2015) [-]
You missed a T
#109 - The show has now caught up to the books, Martin is supposed th…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2015 on it happens one chapter... 0
User avatar #110 - hopporto (07/01/2015) [-]
oh
#20 - Picture 06/30/2015 on I finally found the game... +7
#157 - I don't know about State Independence britfag but why…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2015 on Silly americans 0
#201 - saintnovember (06/28/2015) [-]
If federal, state, county, or city laws ever conflict with each other the highest level of government always takes precedent.
#164 - We know this won't happen because the Queen is the Queen of Br… 06/28/2015 on would be a shame if... +1
#33 - I'm not completely clued in as I'm a britfag and haven't been …  [+] (7 new replies) 06/27/2015 on PC mustard gays +22
#65 - anon (06/27/2015) [-]
The guys who made the flag were racist, it was specificaly made to symbolize the right for whites to preserve their negro slaves.or somewhere along those lines idk, but this makes it pretty straight foward. How Racist Is The Confederate Flag?
#71 - wraithguard (06/27/2015) [-]
Of course it would be a Test Tube video. It's a liberal leaning YouTube channel. The mere fact that they're the ones presenting it makes me suspicious right away.
User avatar #47 - hitlerislord (06/27/2015) [-]
The saddest part is that the flag was never the flag of the south but the flag of General Lee's army during the fighting in northern Virginia.
User avatar #40 - Enternal (06/27/2015) [-]
It was originally the flag of the south during the civil war. (duh) The largest cause of said war being slavery. After that, racist groups like the kkk and the like would use the flag when they mobbed. Burning, hanging yadda yadda. Over time it began having a huge racist connotation to it that it did not have at first, or at least not as much.

Thats why at least, not that I agree with what their doing.
#78 - keevoo (06/27/2015) [-]
>largest cause of the war was slavery


m8 the largest cause of the war was States' rights. Slavery was there, but didn't become a huge focus, thus turning the Civil War into a moral war as well, until the Emancipation Proclamation. Why on Earth would Lincoln also want to alienate the middle states, many of which owned slaves, so early in the war when he was so desperately trying to preserve the Union?
User avatar #113 - ihaveakeyboard (06/27/2015) [-]
Biggest cause of the war was undoubtedly slavery. Every other opinion is frankly ignorant. The fight over states rights was a fight over slavery under a different name. It's the label people used then to avoid puzzling off the middle states and it's the label people use now to down play the racism in history.
#119 - keevoo (06/28/2015) [-]
>every other opinion is ignorant
roflmao ez ad hominem and flippant dismissal of potential opposition

>biggest cause of the war was undoubtedly slavery
m8 the reason the whole damn war even start was because the South attempted to utilize its believed right to secede from the Union. Note how the war was named the "Civil War," not the "War over Slavery."

>downplay racism in history
>implying that only the South was racist
Both sides were incredibly racist you fool. How the South was racist is extremely apparent. But the North wasn't all buddy-buddy let's-all-hold-hands-together either. They often referred to runaway slaves as "Contraband," thus explicitly referring to slaves as cargo/items/material goods instead of human beings. There also was the issue of slaves being exploited to garner sympathy from the populace for the Northern cause.


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