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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:8/08/2010
Last Login:8/04/2015
Location:England
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Comment Ranking:#2546
Highest Content Rank:#2404
Highest Comment Rank:#2440
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Content Views:112532
Times Content Favorited:139 times
Total Comments Made:846
FJ Points:4769

latest user's comments

#84 - Turkey is not part of Europe.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2015 on Language Map 0
User avatar #93 - whiteoverblue (07/26/2015) [-]
yes it is
#19 - The most annoying thing about this is that those coming from A…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2015 on The audacity of these negroes +4
#26 - itssakamoto (07/25/2015) [-]
Simply shoot them on sight
#37 - yeah all that oil, selling at low prices. So good for the basi… 07/24/2015 on Breakfast Time 0
#11 - **emprex used "*roll picture*"** **emprex rolled image ** Bye. 07/21/2015 on You can't leave FJ until... 0
#16 - no its rude for her to stand across the whole thing and not st…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2015 on zero +1
User avatar #17 - slobiscuit (07/20/2015) [-]
maybe its easier? back problems all kinda problems dunno... old people oh and...fuck roll limit :<
#61 - never go full retard friend 07/17/2015 on Daquan +2
#29 - they are on the same team, I'm guessing someone on the other t… 07/17/2015 on When the lag gets you 0
#48 - can't tell if your being sarcastic ******* a l…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/17/2015 on Daquan +8
#51 - skeleman (07/17/2015) [-]
good luck making a guys vagina grow its labia
#52 - thrifty (07/17/2015) [-]
Might want to read what he said again.

Maybe again after that. And also what you wrote.

Maybe several times over....
#57 - skeleman (07/17/2015) [-]
shit i went full retard, im sorry
#61 - emprex (07/17/2015) [-]
never go full retard friend
#58 - thrifty (07/17/2015) [-]
Meh doesn't matter man, tons of stuff on the net comes about from people skimming over stuff a bit too quick or when tired.

Or drunk. Usually I'm drunk.

Have this, it's a person clicking a small bird.
#45 - that's not how it works  [+] (12 new replies) 07/17/2015 on Daquan +6
#63 - anon (07/17/2015) [-]
Yes it is

Loose vagina lips are a sign of being a whore. Look it up, virgin.
User avatar #71 - xkaijux (07/17/2015) [-]
I knew a girl named Mackenna who hadn't even kissed a guy and suffered from it.
User avatar #77 - lean (07/17/2015) [-]
>hadn't kissed a guy
>shows you here cooter
gotta warm her up first son
User avatar #81 - xkaijux (07/17/2015) [-]
Nah. We were breast friends. It was just one of those things where it was like "so what if you're naked." And I didn't even have to be gay... allegedly
#46 - xgolgothax (07/17/2015) [-]
Tell 'em.
Before picture goes on the left numbnuts!
#49 - lean (07/17/2015) [-]
>>#45, God fucking damnit.
Also yes, that is how it works. Labia can sag for a multitude of reasons, including frequent sex, childbirth, and hormone imbalance. That is why the rise of labiaplasties, and it is the second most common procedure in porn, behind breast implants. True, some vaginas are naturally more "high n tight" than others, but use causes stretching, even in elastic.
User avatar #48 - emprex (07/17/2015) [-]
can't tell if your being sarcastic fucking a lot of guys doesn't make a vagina grow its labia
#51 - skeleman (07/17/2015) [-]
good luck making a guys vagina grow its labia
#52 - thrifty (07/17/2015) [-]
Might want to read what he said again.

Maybe again after that. And also what you wrote.

Maybe several times over....
#57 - skeleman (07/17/2015) [-]
shit i went full retard, im sorry
#61 - emprex (07/17/2015) [-]
never go full retard friend
#58 - thrifty (07/17/2015) [-]
Meh doesn't matter man, tons of stuff on the net comes about from people skimming over stuff a bit too quick or when tired.

Or drunk. Usually I'm drunk.

Have this, it's a person clicking a small bird.
#3 - butWhy.jpeg  [+] (6 new replies) 07/15/2015 on Hummingbirds in underwear +67
User avatar #29 - amaskedman (07/16/2015) [-]
buttwhy.jpeg
User avatar #17 - quantumranger (07/15/2015) [-]
Smuggling exotic animals is lucrative
#18 - exotic (07/15/2015) [-]
#26 - corps (07/16/2015) [-]
User avatar #20 - timmity (07/15/2015) [-]
That snake looks really distressed and the rat is like "Well, what can ya do?"
#42 - iqequalzero (07/16/2015) [-]
Looks more like the rat has just lifted the visor on his kickass lizard disguise, to signal his partner to stop acting a fool before he blows their cover.
#142 - mention please 07/15/2015 on dank WebM compilation (pt... 0
#10 - Picture 07/14/2015 on Weather ladies in Mexico 0
#16 - they know more English numbers than I do Japanese numbers 07/12/2015 on How do you Number? +2
#34 - >> #5 , or you know its a joke and they're friends/broth…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/11/2015 on The Ultimate Waterbomb -5
#50 - ainise (07/12/2015) [-]
Hitting me in the balls with a thick-plastic water balloon? Nah, That's something I think we'd scrap over.
User avatar #83 - Marshmallon (07/12/2015) [-]
Yeah there's a prank, then being a fucking god damn idiot; doing something intentionally that could turn out horribly wrong, and you don't need to do it, is so stupid it hurts. "Let me throw this heavy water balloon at my unsuspecting brother/friend whose using an expensive electronic device! Nothing bad will happen!"
#13 - I think some people, who forgot that a Khaleesi is pretty much… 07/11/2015 on Game of Thrones Action... 0
#20 - that doesn't narrow it down that much, they're loads of differ…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2015 on British as fuck 0
#22 - paraxo (07/11/2015) [-]
That's kind of like with the New York and such in the states, *We* can tell what's what, but others call it "an American accent"
#8 - Here is an informative song for you  [+] (1 new reply) 07/09/2015 on Edukation +2
User avatar #13 - rockntroll (07/09/2015) [-]
#19 - **emprex used "*roll picture*"** **emprex rolled image ** 07/06/2015 on Repost: We have a new roll... 0
#249 - mention 07/06/2015 on this is the title +2
#112 - >> #56 , episode one of the second season I think 07/05/2015 on Dankest memes +1
#26 - as far as I see it America will always be stuck between a rock… 07/01/2015 on (untitled) +2
#29 - I haven't tried rolling in a few years 07/01/2015 on You can't leave FJ until... +1
#11 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 07/01/2015 on You can't leave FJ until... 0
User avatar #16 - posttwo (07/01/2015) [-]
You missed an entire word this time
User avatar #29 - emprex (07/01/2015) [-]
I haven't tried rolling in a few years
#4 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2015 on You can't leave FJ until... 0
User avatar #7 - posttwo (07/01/2015) [-]
You missed a T
#109 - The show has now caught up to the books, Martin is supposed th…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2015 on it happens one chapter... 0
User avatar #110 - hopporto (07/01/2015) [-]
oh

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