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emprex

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Date Signed Up:8/08/2010
Last Login:8/25/2016
Location:England
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#19 - The most annoying thing about this is that those coming from A…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2015 on The audacity of these negroes +4
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#26 - itssakamoto (07/25/2015) [-]
Simply shoot them on sight
#37 - yeah all that oil, selling at low prices. So good for the basi… 07/24/2015 on Breakfast Time 0
#11 - **emprex used "*roll picture*"** **emprex rolled image ** Bye. 07/21/2015 on You can't leave FJ until... 0
#16 - no its rude for her to stand across the whole thing and not st…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2015 on zero +1
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#17 - slobiscuit (07/20/2015) [-]
maybe its easier? back problems all kinda problems dunno... old people oh and...fuck roll limit :<
#61 - never go full retard friend 07/17/2015 on Daquan +2
#29 - they are on the same team, I'm guessing someone on the other t… 07/17/2015 on When the lag gets you 0
#48 - can't tell if your being sarcastic ******* a lot of g…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/17/2015 on Daquan +8
#51 - skeleman (07/17/2015) [-]
good luck making a guys vagina grow its labia
#52 - thrifty (07/17/2015) [-]
Might want to read what he said again.

Maybe again after that. And also what you wrote.

Maybe several times over....
#57 - skeleman (07/17/2015) [-]
shit i went full retard, im sorry
#61 - emprex (07/17/2015) [-]
never go full retard friend
#58 - thrifty (07/17/2015) [-]
Meh doesn't matter man, tons of stuff on the net comes about from people skimming over stuff a bit too quick or when tired.

Or drunk. Usually I'm drunk.

Have this, it's a person clicking a small bird.
#45 - that's not how it works  [+] (12 new replies) 07/17/2015 on Daquan +6
#63 - anon (07/17/2015) [-]
Yes it is

Loose vagina lips are a sign of being a whore. Look it up, virgin.
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#71 - xkaijux (07/17/2015) [-]
I knew a girl named Mackenna who hadn't even kissed a guy and suffered from it.
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#77 - lean (07/17/2015) [-]
>hadn't kissed a guy
>shows you here cooter
gotta warm her up first son
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#81 - xkaijux (07/17/2015) [-]
Nah. We were breast friends. It was just one of those things where it was like "so what if you're naked." And I didn't even have to be gay... allegedly
#46 - xgolgothax (07/17/2015) [-]
Tell 'em.
Before picture goes on the left numbnuts!
#49 - lean (07/17/2015) [-]
>>#45, God fucking damnit.
Also yes, that is how it works. Labia can sag for a multitude of reasons, including frequent sex, childbirth, and hormone imbalance. That is why the rise of labiaplasties, and it is the second most common procedure in porn, behind breast implants. True, some vaginas are naturally more "high n tight" than others, but use causes stretching, even in elastic.
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#48 - emprex (07/17/2015) [-]
can't tell if your being sarcastic fucking a lot of guys doesn't make a vagina grow its labia
#51 - skeleman (07/17/2015) [-]
good luck making a guys vagina grow its labia
#52 - thrifty (07/17/2015) [-]
Might want to read what he said again.

Maybe again after that. And also what you wrote.

Maybe several times over....
#57 - skeleman (07/17/2015) [-]
shit i went full retard, im sorry
#61 - emprex (07/17/2015) [-]
never go full retard friend
#58 - thrifty (07/17/2015) [-]
Meh doesn't matter man, tons of stuff on the net comes about from people skimming over stuff a bit too quick or when tired.

Or drunk. Usually I'm drunk.

Have this, it's a person clicking a small bird.
#3 - butWhy.jpeg  [+] (6 new replies) 07/15/2015 on Hummingbirds in underwear +67
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#29 - amaskedman (07/16/2015) [-]
buttwhy.jpeg
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#17 - quantumranger (07/15/2015) [-]
Smuggling exotic animals is lucrative
#18 - exotic (07/15/2015) [-]
#26 - corps (07/16/2015) [-]
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#20 - timmity (07/15/2015) [-]
That snake looks really distressed and the rat is like "Well, what can ya do?"
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#42 - iqequalzero (07/16/2015) [-]
Looks more like the rat has just lifted the visor on his kickass lizard disguise, to signal his partner to stop acting a fool before he blows their cover.
#142 - mention please 07/15/2015 on dank WebM compilation (pt... 0