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Date Signed Up:8/08/2010
Last Login:6/26/2016
Location:England
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#61 - never go full retard friend 07/17/2015 on Daquan +2
#29 - they are on the same team, I'm guessing someone on the other t… 07/17/2015 on When the lag gets you 0
#48 - can't tell if your being sarcastic ******* a lot of g…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/17/2015 on Daquan +8
#51 - skeleman (07/17/2015) [-]
good luck making a guys vagina grow its labia
#52 - thrifty (07/17/2015) [-]
Might want to read what he said again.

Maybe again after that. And also what you wrote.

Maybe several times over....
#57 - skeleman (07/17/2015) [-]
shit i went full retard, im sorry
#61 - emprex (07/17/2015) [-]
never go full retard friend
#58 - thrifty (07/17/2015) [-]
Meh doesn't matter man, tons of stuff on the net comes about from people skimming over stuff a bit too quick or when tired.

Or drunk. Usually I'm drunk.

Have this, it's a person clicking a small bird.
#45 - that's not how it works  [+] (12 new replies) 07/17/2015 on Daquan +6
#63 - anon (07/17/2015) [-]
Yes it is

Loose vagina lips are a sign of being a whore. Look it up, virgin.
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#71 - xkaijux (07/17/2015) [-]
I knew a girl named Mackenna who hadn't even kissed a guy and suffered from it.
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#77 - lean (07/17/2015) [-]
>hadn't kissed a guy
>shows you here cooter
gotta warm her up first son
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#81 - xkaijux (07/17/2015) [-]
Nah. We were breast friends. It was just one of those things where it was like "so what if you're naked." And I didn't even have to be gay... allegedly
#46 - xgolgothax (07/17/2015) [-]
Tell 'em.
Before picture goes on the left numbnuts!
#49 - lean (07/17/2015) [-]
>>#45, God fucking damnit.
Also yes, that is how it works. Labia can sag for a multitude of reasons, including frequent sex, childbirth, and hormone imbalance. That is why the rise of labiaplasties, and it is the second most common procedure in porn, behind breast implants. True, some vaginas are naturally more "high n tight" than others, but use causes stretching, even in elastic.
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#48 - emprex (07/17/2015) [-]
can't tell if your being sarcastic fucking a lot of guys doesn't make a vagina grow its labia
#51 - skeleman (07/17/2015) [-]
good luck making a guys vagina grow its labia
#52 - thrifty (07/17/2015) [-]
Might want to read what he said again.

Maybe again after that. And also what you wrote.

Maybe several times over....
#57 - skeleman (07/17/2015) [-]
shit i went full retard, im sorry
#61 - emprex (07/17/2015) [-]
never go full retard friend
#58 - thrifty (07/17/2015) [-]
Meh doesn't matter man, tons of stuff on the net comes about from people skimming over stuff a bit too quick or when tired.

Or drunk. Usually I'm drunk.

Have this, it's a person clicking a small bird.
#3 - butWhy.jpeg  [+] (6 new replies) 07/15/2015 on Hummingbirds in underwear +67
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#29 - amaskedman (07/16/2015) [-]
buttwhy.jpeg
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#17 - quantumranger (07/15/2015) [-]
Smuggling exotic animals is lucrative
#18 - exotic (07/15/2015) [-]
#26 - corps (07/16/2015) [-]
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#20 - timmity (07/15/2015) [-]
That snake looks really distressed and the rat is like "Well, what can ya do?"
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#42 - iqequalzero (07/16/2015) [-]
Looks more like the rat has just lifted the visor on his kickass lizard disguise, to signal his partner to stop acting a fool before he blows their cover.
#142 - mention please 07/15/2015 on dank WebM compilation (pt... 0
#10 - Picture 07/14/2015 on Weather ladies in Mexico 0
#16 - they know more English numbers than I do Japanese numbers 07/12/2015 on How do you Number? +2
#34 - >> #5 , or you know its a joke and they're friends/broth…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/11/2015 on The Ultimate Waterbomb -5
#50 - ainise (07/12/2015) [-]
Hitting me in the balls with a thick-plastic water balloon? Nah, That's something I think we'd scrap over.
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#83 - Marshmallon (07/12/2015) [-]
Yeah there's a prank, then being a fucking god damn idiot; doing something intentionally that could turn out horribly wrong, and you don't need to do it, is so stupid it hurts. "Let me throw this heavy water balloon at my unsuspecting brother/friend whose using an expensive electronic device! Nothing bad will happen!"
#13 - I think some people, who forgot that a Khaleesi is pretty much… 07/11/2015 on Game of Thrones Action... 0