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Age: 26
Consoles Owned: PS3, xbox360, Wii, PC
Video Games Played: Mass Effect, Final Fantasy, Borderlands, a bunch of others.
PSN: emmyizme
Date Signed Up:1/22/2013
Last Login:5/24/2013
Location:USA
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#45 - Well... **** . Now I have to play it again, because…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/22/2013 on Dynamic Storylines are Cool 0
User avatar #48 - gnorfell (02/22/2013) [-]
Or just this:

www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_475663&feature=iv&src_vid=caAqFFhBn2U&v=2CKHLDgz2zE

Explains quite a lot and it's really good. This is the first part.
User avatar #49 - emmyizme (02/22/2013) [-]
No. I can't just watch videos. It's not the same. It's just not the same.
#40 - So you either sacrifice yourself or sacrifice a *******…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/22/2013 on Dynamic Storylines are Cool 0
User avatar #43 - gnorfell (02/22/2013) [-]
Nyaaaah.
BioWare did confirm that this was the end to Shepard part of the Mass Effect stories, but that the ME Universe will live on and flourish.

What everyone seems to forget is that during the course of 3 games you've had but one end goal: To Destroy the Reapers.
In the end the Reapers realize that Shepard won't stop do achieve this, so they give him other options.

Also, I thought from the beginning that Starchild had created the Reapers in fear of something bigger and darker of which he refers to as "The Machine Devils"... but the Leviathan DLC completley wrecked that theory.

But when you look at the ending of both Synthesis and Control, Shepard's eyes turn into the same robotic eyes that Saren and the Illusive Man had.
The eyes turning to that is the final sign of complete Indoctrination.
User avatar #45 - emmyizme (02/22/2013) [-]
Well...fuck. Now I have to play it again, because I never really noticed that.
User avatar #48 - gnorfell (02/22/2013) [-]
Or just this:

www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_475663&feature=iv&src_vid=caAqFFhBn2U&v=2CKHLDgz2zE

Explains quite a lot and it's really good. This is the first part.
User avatar #49 - emmyizme (02/22/2013) [-]
No. I can't just watch videos. It's not the same. It's just not the same.
#39 - Yeah, well that gave me a whole goddamn boatload of feels, and…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2013 on Dynamic Storylines are Cool 0
User avatar #42 - phantomi (02/22/2013) [-]
Yeah :'( musics cool tho
#37 - Oh god that part. I put down the con troll er and walked away.… 02/22/2013 on Dynamic Storylines are Cool 0
#119 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 02/22/2013 on Facebook +12 0
#120 - jbyrd (02/22/2013) [-]
#122 - emmyizme (02/22/2013) [-]
Goddamnit I'm running out of Colbert gifs.
#123 - jbyrd (02/22/2013) [-]
May God have mercy on your soul.
#124 - emmyizme (02/22/2013) [-]
What if I'm an atheist? Would he just smite me immediately?
#125 - jbyrd (02/22/2013) [-]
That last one. You're a worth opponent, i applause you.
User avatar #126 - emmyizme (02/22/2013) [-]
Well I had to save the best for last. But now I've got to go find more Colbert gifs, because I forgot how goddamn funny they are.
#128 - jbyrd (02/22/2013) [-]
FLY YOU FOOL!
#129 - emmyizme (02/22/2013) [-]
Shit. I missed one in the folder! I can't deprive you of this!
#117 - Picture  [+] (10 new replies) 02/22/2013 on Facebook +12 0
#118 - jbyrd (02/22/2013) [-]
#119 - emmyizme (02/22/2013) [-]
#120 - jbyrd (02/22/2013) [-]
#122 - emmyizme (02/22/2013) [-]
Goddamnit I'm running out of Colbert gifs.
#123 - jbyrd (02/22/2013) [-]
May God have mercy on your soul.
#124 - emmyizme (02/22/2013) [-]
What if I'm an atheist? Would he just smite me immediately?
#125 - jbyrd (02/22/2013) [-]
That last one. You're a worth opponent, i applause you.
User avatar #126 - emmyizme (02/22/2013) [-]
Well I had to save the best for last. But now I've got to go find more Colbert gifs, because I forgot how goddamn funny they are.
#128 - jbyrd (02/22/2013) [-]
FLY YOU FOOL!
#129 - emmyizme (02/22/2013) [-]
Shit. I missed one in the folder! I can't deprive you of this!
#29 - That's a bald face lie, and I know, because that's the option I chose.  [+] (12 new replies) 02/22/2013 on Dynamic Storylines are Cool 0
User avatar #36 - phantomi (02/22/2013) [-]
Well shepard dies but you know what I mean
User avatar #39 - emmyizme (02/22/2013) [-]
Yeah, well that gave me a whole goddamn boatload of feels, and almost got tears out of me. When your significant other puts your name on the fucking wall and hugs EDI while they both cry, I fucking LOST it.
User avatar #42 - phantomi (02/22/2013) [-]
Yeah :'( musics cool tho
User avatar #35 - gnorfell (02/22/2013) [-]
Also there's the other possibilities:

Have you watched any of the "Indoctrination Theory" videos?


There's a few valid out there.
Many has to do with the wish of a new game with Shepard.
But there's one which explains what I think is more possible of what actually happens in the ending.

Destroying the Reapers is the only choice you have to succeed entirely, but this also means you kill the Geth and EDI, leading you into another emotional dilemma. I chose destroy.

Then there's Control, but it's pretty clear from the beginning that you cannot control what controls you. (Illusive Man)

Then there's synthesis, merging organics with synthethics so there would be no real organic life for the Reapers to harvest.

But the theory about the Indoctrination is that everything that goes on on the sidelines during ME3 (Shepards dreams, for example) are attemps from Harbinger to Indoctrinate Shepard.
#41 - anonymous (02/22/2013) [-]
If you have extended cut you can just shoot at the kid and lose the war, also everyone dies, and then there is a flash-forward to the future and someone watching liara's message about reapers.
User avatar #47 - emmyizme (02/22/2013) [-]
The only reason this would ever happen would be if you went complete and udder renegade, and just stopped giving a shit about the game. But even as a complete renegade, Shepard's intent is to save the entire world, so this option is shit.
User avatar #44 - gnorfell (02/22/2013) [-]
But that was just some candyass ending BioWare put in it because EA were bitches and the fanbase was complaining of lack of choices.

But it wasn't a valid choice if you actually cared.
There's no possible way that Shepard would just stop there and look at every last living person on Earth draws their final breaths.
User avatar #40 - emmyizme (02/22/2013) [-]
So you either sacrifice yourself or sacrifice a shitton of other characters. No good choice. Not a one. Unless you build the hell out of your military and supposedly you will live (Again, haven't actually verified this.)
User avatar #43 - gnorfell (02/22/2013) [-]
Nyaaaah.
BioWare did confirm that this was the end to Shepard part of the Mass Effect stories, but that the ME Universe will live on and flourish.

What everyone seems to forget is that during the course of 3 games you've had but one end goal: To Destroy the Reapers.
In the end the Reapers realize that Shepard won't stop do achieve this, so they give him other options.

Also, I thought from the beginning that Starchild had created the Reapers in fear of something bigger and darker of which he refers to as "The Machine Devils"... but the Leviathan DLC completley wrecked that theory.

But when you look at the ending of both Synthesis and Control, Shepard's eyes turn into the same robotic eyes that Saren and the Illusive Man had.
The eyes turning to that is the final sign of complete Indoctrination.
User avatar #45 - emmyizme (02/22/2013) [-]
Well...fuck. Now I have to play it again, because I never really noticed that.
User avatar #48 - gnorfell (02/22/2013) [-]
Or just this:

www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_475663&feature=iv&src_vid=caAqFFhBn2U&v=2CKHLDgz2zE

Explains quite a lot and it's really good. This is the first part.
User avatar #49 - emmyizme (02/22/2013) [-]
No. I can't just watch videos. It's not the same. It's just not the same.
#200 - I want it anyways. 02/22/2013 on Handmade Oblivion Tome +1
#113 - Picture  [+] (12 new replies) 02/22/2013 on Facebook +12 0
#115 - jbyrd (02/22/2013) [-]
#117 - emmyizme (02/22/2013) [-]
#118 - jbyrd (02/22/2013) [-]
#119 - emmyizme (02/22/2013) [-]
#120 - jbyrd (02/22/2013) [-]
#122 - emmyizme (02/22/2013) [-]
Goddamnit I'm running out of Colbert gifs.
#123 - jbyrd (02/22/2013) [-]
May God have mercy on your soul.
#124 - emmyizme (02/22/2013) [-]
What if I'm an atheist? Would he just smite me immediately?
#125 - jbyrd (02/22/2013) [-]
That last one. You're a worth opponent, i applause you.
User avatar #126 - emmyizme (02/22/2013) [-]
Well I had to save the best for last. But now I've got to go find more Colbert gifs, because I forgot how goddamn funny they are.
#128 - jbyrd (02/22/2013) [-]
FLY YOU FOOL!
#129 - emmyizme (02/22/2013) [-]
Shit. I missed one in the folder! I can't deprive you of this!
#111 - Picture  [+] (14 new replies) 02/22/2013 on Facebook +12 0
#112 - jbyrd (02/22/2013) [-]
#113 - emmyizme (02/22/2013) [-]
#115 - jbyrd (02/22/2013) [-]
#117 - emmyizme (02/22/2013) [-]
#118 - jbyrd (02/22/2013) [-]
#119 - emmyizme (02/22/2013) [-]
#120 - jbyrd (02/22/2013) [-]
#122 - emmyizme (02/22/2013) [-]
Goddamnit I'm running out of Colbert gifs.
#123 - jbyrd (02/22/2013) [-]
May God have mercy on your soul.
#124 - emmyizme (02/22/2013) [-]
What if I'm an atheist? Would he just smite me immediately?
#125 - jbyrd (02/22/2013) [-]
That last one. You're a worth opponent, i applause you.
User avatar #126 - emmyizme (02/22/2013) [-]
Well I had to save the best for last. But now I've got to go find more Colbert gifs, because I forgot how goddamn funny they are.
#128 - jbyrd (02/22/2013) [-]
FLY YOU FOOL!
#129 - emmyizme (02/22/2013) [-]
Shit. I missed one in the folder! I can't deprive you of this!
#26 - When they explained that choice to me, it seemed pretty clear …  [+] (17 new replies) 02/22/2013 on Dynamic Storylines are Cool +1
User avatar #31 - gnorfell (02/22/2013) [-]
The first time you face Kai Leng on Thessia.
And all the Asari commandos scream in agony and Shepard just stands there, knowing he can't do anything about it.

That gave me some serious feels.
#37 - emmyizme (02/22/2013) [-]
Oh god that part. I put down the controller and walked away. My boyfriend had to convince me to finish the game after that, because I was done.
User avatar #28 - phantomi (02/22/2013) [-]
There is a 3rd one called synthesis where no-one dies not even the reapers
User avatar #33 - kingarther (02/22/2013) [-]
That is a bad ending if you look at sheperds eyes they look like The illusive man's eyes
in the green and the blue ending
this will explain
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ythY_GkEBck
#29 - emmyizme (02/22/2013) [-]
That's a bald face lie, and I know, because that's the option I chose.
User avatar #36 - phantomi (02/22/2013) [-]
Well shepard dies but you know what I mean
User avatar #39 - emmyizme (02/22/2013) [-]
Yeah, well that gave me a whole goddamn boatload of feels, and almost got tears out of me. When your significant other puts your name on the fucking wall and hugs EDI while they both cry, I fucking LOST it.
User avatar #42 - phantomi (02/22/2013) [-]
Yeah :'( musics cool tho
User avatar #35 - gnorfell (02/22/2013) [-]
Also there's the other possibilities:

Have you watched any of the "Indoctrination Theory" videos?


There's a few valid out there.
Many has to do with the wish of a new game with Shepard.
But there's one which explains what I think is more possible of what actually happens in the ending.

Destroying the Reapers is the only choice you have to succeed entirely, but this also means you kill the Geth and EDI, leading you into another emotional dilemma. I chose destroy.

Then there's Control, but it's pretty clear from the beginning that you cannot control what controls you. (Illusive Man)

Then there's synthesis, merging organics with synthethics so there would be no real organic life for the Reapers to harvest.

But the theory about the Indoctrination is that everything that goes on on the sidelines during ME3 (Shepards dreams, for example) are attemps from Harbinger to Indoctrinate Shepard.
#41 - anonymous (02/22/2013) [-]
If you have extended cut you can just shoot at the kid and lose the war, also everyone dies, and then there is a flash-forward to the future and someone watching liara's message about reapers.
User avatar #47 - emmyizme (02/22/2013) [-]
The only reason this would ever happen would be if you went complete and udder renegade, and just stopped giving a shit about the game. But even as a complete renegade, Shepard's intent is to save the entire world, so this option is shit.
User avatar #44 - gnorfell (02/22/2013) [-]
But that was just some candyass ending BioWare put in it because EA were bitches and the fanbase was complaining of lack of choices.

But it wasn't a valid choice if you actually cared.
There's no possible way that Shepard would just stop there and look at every last living person on Earth draws their final breaths.
User avatar #40 - emmyizme (02/22/2013) [-]
So you either sacrifice yourself or sacrifice a shitton of other characters. No good choice. Not a one. Unless you build the hell out of your military and supposedly you will live (Again, haven't actually verified this.)
User avatar #43 - gnorfell (02/22/2013) [-]
Nyaaaah.
BioWare did confirm that this was the end to Shepard part of the Mass Effect stories, but that the ME Universe will live on and flourish.

What everyone seems to forget is that during the course of 3 games you've had but one end goal: To Destroy the Reapers.
In the end the Reapers realize that Shepard won't stop do achieve this, so they give him other options.

Also, I thought from the beginning that Starchild had created the Reapers in fear of something bigger and darker of which he refers to as "The Machine Devils"... but the Leviathan DLC completley wrecked that theory.

But when you look at the ending of both Synthesis and Control, Shepard's eyes turn into the same robotic eyes that Saren and the Illusive Man had.
The eyes turning to that is the final sign of complete Indoctrination.
User avatar #45 - emmyizme (02/22/2013) [-]
Well...fuck. Now I have to play it again, because I never really noticed that.
User avatar #48 - gnorfell (02/22/2013) [-]
Or just this:

www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_475663&feature=iv&src_vid=caAqFFhBn2U&v=2CKHLDgz2zE

Explains quite a lot and it's really good. This is the first part.
User avatar #49 - emmyizme (02/22/2013) [-]
No. I can't just watch videos. It's not the same. It's just not the same.
#3 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2013 on Dynamic Storylines are Cool -4
User avatar #4 - wormman (02/22/2013) [-]
For the most part your individual decisions didn't have that big of an impact on the world because everything basically came down to that last choice. although having Thane Krios in ME3 was beastly.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LHu6fyyyi8
and i almost came when they tied in some of the side missions like the asari writings and resource gathering with conrad verner.
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#138 - Your dreams are filled with elcor? Those must be some damn bor…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/21/2013 on See Description 0
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"Defensive Reply: We Elcor are very slow. Please do not be bored by our drawn-out mannerisms."
User avatar #157 - emmyizme (02/21/2013) [-]
Regretful: Sorry for party rockin'.
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