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Ban reason:emmerich's comment was flagged by a MODERATOR on 07/13/2014 05:37:36 PM.Banned for 384 Hours.Ban started on 07/25/2014 05:36:45 PM and ends on 08/10/2014 05:36:45 PM. Reason: Posting sexual/NSFW/sexy content. Boobs, butts, bikinis, jokes dealing with sexuality, etc. are not allowed.
Flagged By:ashedust
Flagged (Comment):#66914 on "barkhorn"
Comment text:
ew fegit
Ban Time Limit:282:09:02
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    Kids these days Kids these days
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    War in Syria War in Syria
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    Donald without trousers Donald without trousers
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    Gotta slide 'em all Gotta slide 'em all
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    They.... swim? They.... swim?
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    Stair slide Stair slide
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    Sup girls? Sup girls?
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#66910 - BEtter question: What were you doing there, Devol?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/13/2014 on barkhorn's profile 0
#66898 - Picture 07/13/2014 on barkhorn's profile 0
#94 - Picture 07/13/2014 on rdnyan's profile 0
#92 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 07/13/2014 on rdnyan's profile 0
#93 - rdnyan (07/13/2014) [-]
#94 - emmerich (07/13/2014) [-]
#1 - We r emprahs finest 07/13/2014 on Borealum 0
#3062 - notsoulmyr  [+] (1 new reply) 07/13/2014 on emmerich's profile 0
User avatar #3063 - notsoulmyr (07/13/2014) [-]
NO
#829 - I actually like it better than the first one... and that says … 07/12/2014 on mindsculptorjace's profile 0
#827 - I don't need card games when I have James Keller and his black…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/12/2014 on mindsculptorjace's profile 0
User avatar #828 - mindsculptorjace (07/12/2014) [-]
tfw haven't played prototype 2, only the first one
User avatar #829 - emmerich (07/12/2014) [-]
I actually like it better than the first one... and that says a lot cuz I really enjoyed prototype 1.
#825 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 07/12/2014 on mindsculptorjace's profile 0
#826 - mindsculptorjace (07/12/2014) [-]
you bad, card games. get good. more play.
#827 - emmerich (07/12/2014) [-]
I don't need card games when I have James Keller and his black funny ass.
User avatar #828 - mindsculptorjace (07/12/2014) [-]
tfw haven't played prototype 2, only the first one
User avatar #829 - emmerich (07/12/2014) [-]
I actually like it better than the first one... and that says a lot cuz I really enjoyed prototype 1.
#823 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 07/12/2014 on mindsculptorjace's profile 0
#824 - mindsculptorjace (07/12/2014) [-]
#825 - emmerich (07/12/2014) [-]
#826 - mindsculptorjace (07/12/2014) [-]
you bad, card games. get good. more play.
#827 - emmerich (07/12/2014) [-]
I don't need card games when I have James Keller and his black funny ass.
User avatar #828 - mindsculptorjace (07/12/2014) [-]
tfw haven't played prototype 2, only the first one
User avatar #829 - emmerich (07/12/2014) [-]
I actually like it better than the first one... and that says a lot cuz I really enjoyed prototype 1.
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#3070 - notsoulmyr (07/22/2014) [-]
stickied by emmerich
Here lies newgod
He was such a good friend.
He was the best friend I'll probably ever have.
And now he's dead.
He's fucking dead!
He's gone!
He's no more!
#728 - emmerich (11/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#3072 - notsoulmyr (07/25/2014) [-]
MFW YFW
User avatar #3071 - twillight (07/22/2014) [-]
You suck horse dick and gargle their shit.
User avatar #3069 - crobog (07/22/2014) [-]
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#3068 - notsoulmyr (07/19/2014) [-]
Ur a nigger
#3066 - notsoulmyr (07/18/2014) [-]
Wow look at this dead profile
#3065 - notsoulmyr (07/13/2014) [-]
Rest in Pussy
#3062 - emmerich (07/13/2014) [-]
notsoulmyr
User avatar #3061 to #3060 - emmerich (07/11/2014) [-]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
#3050 - notsoulmyr (07/11/2014) [-]
Dude I figured out what we can watch!
No Game No Life
#3051 to #3050 - emmerich (07/11/2014) [-]
I'd rather watch boku no pico and two girls one cup on two screens for a whole day than that shit
#3052 to #3051 - notsoulmyr (07/11/2014) [-]
Yeah yeah, but hear me out.
We can make fun of it.
Or ... you know, we can watch something good. But where would be the fun in that?
#3053 to #3052 - emmerich (07/11/2014) [-]
We could watch Database: Adjust Glasses Edition.   
It's good enuff to watch and stupid enuff to make fun of.   
It has cat people.
We could watch Database: Adjust Glasses Edition.
It's good enuff to watch and stupid enuff to make fun of.
It has cat people.
#3054 to #3053 - notsoulmyr (07/11/2014) [-]
But I wanted to watch No Gay no Life
#3055 to #3054 - emmerich (07/11/2014) [-]
fine... we can watch that to...
fine... we can watch that to...
#3056 to #3055 - notsoulmyr (07/11/2014) [-]
Oh boy, this is gonna be so much fun watching you suffer
#3057 to #3056 - emmerich (07/11/2014) [-]
but only one episode... if I can make that far...   
then we watch Datahorizon.
but only one episode... if I can make that far...
then we watch Datahorizon.
#3058 to #3057 - notsoulmyr (07/11/2014) [-]
Fine. I guess I can live with that

But we're gonna need the same files for this to work
User avatar #3059 to #3058 - emmerich (07/11/2014) [-]
Sure gimme what I need!
User avatar #3045 to #3044 - emmerich (07/10/2014) [-]
Still no colored text?
User avatar #3046 to #3045 - twillight (07/10/2014) [-]
Who cares? my big black penetrative daddy is a fuck up
#3041 - notsoulmyr (07/08/2014) [-]
K dude I have an idea.
Download synchtube so we can watch a movie together.
User avatar #3042 to #3041 - emmerich (07/09/2014) [-]
Aye dood, I will, but later, cuz my mom wanna go ride sum trains, so I will do dat when I cum back.
In the mean time,find a movie to watch!
User avatar #3043 to #3042 - emmerich (07/09/2014) [-]
I'll be okay with anything you wanna watch.
#3033 - notsoulmyr (07/08/2014) [-]
It's alucardhellsing's birthday today.
So we should wish her something. I'll start:

"Dear alucard, I hope you stop being such a fag. Also dump leal. GL;HF"
User avatar #3036 to #3033 - leal (07/08/2014) [-]
I dumped her last thursday.
Her birthday is the 9th.
gl;hf
#3037 to #3036 - notsoulmyr (07/08/2014) [-]
Today is the 9th you fucking smegma cunt soup
User avatar #3038 to #3037 - emmerich (07/08/2014) [-]
Not for him tho
User avatar #3039 to #3038 - notsoulmyr (07/08/2014) [-]
No one fucking gives a shit about him
User avatar #3040 to #3039 - emmerich (07/08/2014) [-]
Fair enuff
#3034 to #3033 - emmerich (07/08/2014) [-]
Yup, what you said.   
+this gif   
+stop playing LoL
Yup, what you said.
+this gif
+stop playing LoL
#3035 to #3034 - notsoulmyr (07/08/2014) [-]
P.S. - I hope we bang, ok?
#3025 - emmerich (07/06/2014) [-]
Notsoulmyr
Look at dis el neue champione!
Le finally a character without tits! Fuck the police, stop inacurate wemen reprasantatione. #tipsfedora #whiteknight
Her personality is sooo wacky and I would love her as a gf (said no one ever without a head trauma).
omg and her hair is so pop and tachno and popsicle shit niggers.
but da best thing about her stoopid faec is her byotiful eyes. It looks as if she is going to explode them and sploosh me with her fokn eye syrup. How kinky is dat?!
#3023 - notsoulmyr (07/06/2014) [-]
I become Meguka to save Neguka
#3018 - notsoulmyr (07/05/2014) [-]
Me every time we play
#3019 to #3018 - emmerich (07/05/2014) [-]
mfw we play
mfw we play
User avatar #3012 - twillight (07/05/2014) [-]
Its all a lie!
User avatar #3013 to #3012 - emmerich (07/05/2014) [-]
gz, you got white text
User avatar #3014 to #3013 - twillight (07/05/2014) [-]
i blame admon
User avatar #3015 to #3014 - emmerich (07/05/2014) [-]
yeah, fuk dat money eating, dick sucking, jew
User avatar #3032 to #3015 - twillight (07/07/2014) [-]
bet its still not working.
User avatar #3030 to #3015 - twillight (07/06/2014) [-]
still not working.
User avatar #3026 to #3015 - twillight (07/06/2014) [-]
Fuck this test
User avatar #3027 to #3026 - emmerich (07/06/2014) [-]
Hahaha
User avatar #3021 to #3020 - emmerich (07/06/2014) [-]
nope lol fok u
#3011 - notsoulmyr (07/05/2014) [-]
Guys we need to hack five voting machines
Guys where the fuck are you going?
Guys forget about the fucking loot and help me hack these mach-
Oh you're down
You're all down
k fuck this
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